lasst cuppula lols ai wuz hear, no won tawlked 2 mii
*sniff*
i foht ai hadda a stoopy or nobuddy lubbs mii
*shameless wining*
I wood lubbs 2 heer frum my cheezfrenz!
butt ai hasta go 4 a few hrs, an ai chek bak layter to see if yoo rote. (ai awlso mayde sum jokes on teh last LOL, but it wuz layte, an ebberybunny wint 2 bed, aifinkso)
Oh kitkay!! Dont feel bad! That happens to mee awl teh taim!!! Az Ally Bally sez (AND HAI AllyBally!!! Reelee – ai suz JUST thinkin ov yoo this moarning az ai wuz driving bak to Heidelberg frum Stuttgart!!!), yoo ar lubbed!!! Certainmee bai mee!!
ohai, JCH4K! ai iz heer… ai haz recentlee losted mai baby kitteh (herz got ill an had 2 b helped across da bridj) but naw ai haz 2 nu reskew babeez… a muther an son… an dey r keepin me on mai toezez!
Today iz 2 b a berry gud day!! Ai gotz my rosytar on sew sumpfin gotted fixeded. Adn itz mai fir (whoops) nawt sekkund dai at mai gnu jawb!! Ai has a nixsited.
Veree hai shelf and ebreefing awn it
Wutever kitteh furgawt tu ad tu list
X-tra hai shelf wayr u putx fingz u reelee wantxz tu keep awey frum kitteh, and ebreefing awn it
Yoo!
ZZZZZs. Kitteh meybee let u haz sum, but u haz tu shayr.
kitteh seeze teh light!
an it wuz a good light!
adn awl hurz own! fankeez, mr. sun!
Handz AllyBally sum hawt chokkie 2.
oh, fank u! chokkie iz veree welcum!
Gud morning (here) Calicocoa! Conga Ratz (dansin oens) to u 4 a Fridaee tawp spot!
Heer – has a hawt chokkie!
fankeez, karen! iz teh moarnin heer tew, juss teh urlyur (3:30ish).
mmmm nommee chokkie! iz teh juss ryte.
duz kitteh *sneez* in teh lite?
(sum folks do, rite?)
Ai noz sumbodee dat doz dat. Ai jus sneez inna dust (adn pollen, adn sumtiems kitteh hair – butt (hee hee) ai NO gitz riddens ob mai kitteh!!!)
And iz warm, an toastiez!
oh, noes! da tip uf mai paw iz gone owt uf da sun!
pleez 2 b turning da hawse so iz back in full sunshine, ktnxbai!
*snerk* — tipikol kitteh reakshun.
aaah…
sunbeeemz…
kan i awdor teh sunbeemz 4 mai haus? luks naaaiiice
O hai, murik! how R things in you’re up?
ohai, kitkay!
in *my* you’re up ebbereefing b FYNE!
hao b fings wahr u b?
lotznlotz uv sunbeemz ober heer tewdey, butt (tee-hee) ai no can has goings aotsyde b4 ai can has puppee-proofingsuv mai partmint.
This picture honestly made my morning.
Mine too! Oar – at leest – mai afternoon!
Kitteh kneeds too turn obber;
hymnz alreddy sunberned on dat syde!
lasst cuppula lols ai wuz hear, no won tawlked 2 mii
*sniff*
i foht ai hadda a stoopy or nobuddy lubbs mii
*shameless wining*
I wood lubbs 2 heer frum my cheezfrenz!
butt ai hasta go 4 a few hrs, an ai chek bak layter to see if yoo rote. (ai awlso mayde sum jokes on teh last LOL, but it wuz layte, an ebberybunny wint 2 bed, aifinkso)
ohai kitkay! doan worry… u haz a lubbed!
*hanz kitkay a hot chokkie an a sordid pastree tray*
u nawt haz a stoopy neevur.
ohaui, kitkay!
nawt tu wurriying, *pleez* — us cheezpeepz *luvz* yew!
.
((( kitkay )))
Oh kitkay!! Dont feel bad! That happens to mee awl teh taim!!! Az Ally Bally sez (AND HAI AllyBally!!! Reelee – ai suz JUST thinkin ov yoo this moarning az ai wuz driving bak to Heidelberg frum Stuttgart!!!), yoo ar lubbed!!! Certainmee bai mee!!
ohai, JCH4K! ai iz heer… ai haz recentlee losted mai baby kitteh (herz got ill an had 2 b helped across da bridj) but naw ai haz 2 nu reskew babeez… a muther an son… an dey r keepin me on mai toezez!
Today iz 2 b a berry gud day!! Ai gotz my rosytar on sew sumpfin gotted fixeded. Adn itz mai fir (whoops) nawt sekkund dai at mai gnu jawb!! Ai has a nixsited.
O hai, karen! I hassa ‘sited fore yew, tew! Whut B yore gnu jorb? (an whut b a “rosytar”?)
ohai, karen — ai’z hoapingz yew laiks yur nu jawb. gud luk tudai!
uf CAWRSE da sunbeem belongz to kitteh… da hoal sun belongz to kitteh…
EBERYFING belongz to kitteh!
listifying waht blongz tu kitteh:
Awl teh fudz
Blankeez, awl uv dem
Cowchm awll uv it
D…
da bestest seet in da hawse
ebberyfing
furst dibs on da cheezburgers
goggie’s bed
h….
Huggles
Intymate moments
Juwsy Noms
Kitteh kibble
L…
Lawng, undisturbed napz
Mausies
NomNomNomz ov tuna an awl things delishus
O. . .
Origameez (datz why dey likes da
Paperz da hyumans be holding)
“Quick, look over there!” (kitteh steals yrfuds while yer distrakt’d
R…
rites 2 ur bed
snorgles
time u shud spend doin otha things
ur hoal life
v….
Veree hai shelf and ebreefing awn it
Wutever kitteh furgawt tu ad tu list
X-tra hai shelf wayr u putx fingz u reelee wantxz tu keep awey frum kitteh, and ebreefing awn it
Yoo!
ZZZZZs. Kitteh meybee let u haz sum, but u haz tu shayr.
*spredz owt in teh sunbeemz an noms teh freshlee baikded biskitz*
o hai!
Used tew cawl this teh Lazy beam. Ewe lie in it adn ewe getz lazy. Sumtymjes ewe eben fawls asleep
Oeh! Suni-beem lukin beli gud rite nao…
Cud do wif sum z’s.
*wannurs off tu fyns own suni-beem tu snooze in*
no happiness is STFU
Sleepyville, a nice place to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
♫ sunshinnnnne awn mai belleh maiks meh happee
sunshinnnneeee awn mai paws cahn maik meh sigh.
sunshinnnneeee awn mai fabuloos, magnifisent, nawtpoisin kittehness luuks sew luuvlee…. ♫
Applolsauce!!!!!
An sunbeem iz purrrr-fikt saiz tu!
This could be my cat he always manages to find the only little bit of sunsine in the front room and then stays in it for hours!!!
Dat’s my kittehs favrit spot, too.
Hey – a low mileage Sunbeam Tiger!
mpt furr teh WIN!