No Mama we didn’t eat any
No Mama we didn’t eat any cheezypoofs, why you ask?
basement cat musta bin at wurk.
picture: Rox-via-mel45418. lol caption: mel45418
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she gonna lik us nao
wif the tung, nawt teh spankin!
congrabulations, carosue. celebrashuns? drink/danz/fudz?
Ah need sunfin to get teh ol blood movin this mornin. I has teh yawning and the stumbling into walls. What wud yew suggest for the wakies?
offers choosings of cofeees frm doh mini can repLolbic or peruvia.
oh, adn heerz som sordid Multisyllabicallynam’d Greek cookees a frend maed fur me and not eated. dey be goink fast…
Ai kan provide redbull/kokakola mix….. Adn extra fudgy chokkilt kake. All that kaffine should do de trick.
Dere is also koffee if one doesn’t wanna try de concoction…
Ai haz neber heared ob Redbull N Kokekola, aiz hearded ob da Redbull an Yegermyster. Ai likz da redbull, yeger nawt sew mush. Wat does U du wif Redbull an Koke, tugever ore sepratelee?
It’s written… um… dusted all over your faces!
*gets owt kleenex*
*spits onnit*
here, dis be helping-
*passes over seltza botlol to skwirrlgrrl*
Um… do you think that’s wise, what with teh piggeh flu goin’ around and all?
ur rite – Leeza shud definatly stick tu the seltser botlol!!!
*puts on rayn geer an stick round tu watch som more…*
um… wut ARE u two saying?
that I has been schmooing piggehs??
no – oh noes! – butt (snikr) pinny-gigs?!?!
Perzactly!
UM….
ifinkso teh last cheezpeep I schmooed was Phillipe, as far as u two knows!
and I’m shure that Prof D’beaker is more tahn sanitaree…werking in teh lab and all, is sterile condishuns, rite?
*resooms spitting on teh kleenex*
*announcer voice*
This just in: There has been a outbrake of Skwirl Flu reported at d’Beaker Labs. Several of teh scientistists there is teh dizzy, feverish, and their lab coats is rumpled and badly stained. Anyone what has been in contact wif any lab employee in teh past elebenty hours should *garbled* immediately to minimize teh risk of *garbledgarbled*. Otherwise they should *garbled* with a warm *garbledgarbled* and take some cheezypoofs.
Pfft! They is just hungover from teh partee!
Hay, u got somethin in ur face there LCB.
*wipes LCB’s face off wif spitty kleenex*
AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1!
SKWIRL GERMS! Pleh!
*dives hedfirst into vat of disinfectant*
dude! im a transformer i cant get sick! *skirl coughe on me* oh no you di’int!*coush chough* wtf?! you sneezed on my spark!*passes out*
um… ifinkso that was teh extry debreefing fluid, LCB!
She’s right. Quick! Hold this squid in your left hand and stand on these bagpipes…
Better nakey thank skwirrl-flu-y!
*puts on hazmat soot and hazmask*
*YOINK*
You cannot haz!
Maus needs full acksess to compleet teh debreefing procedure, sry!
I think u needs degerming much moar than I needs debriefing!
Maus, can we sterilize leeza wif teh equipments we has at hand?
Ur gonna use ur hands???
*jumps into debreefing fluid wif LCB*
.
Teh lesser of two ebils, ifinkso.
AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1!
MOAR SKWIRL GERMS! Pleh!
*dives hedfirst out of vat of
disinfectantdebriefing fluid*Testing….
1-2-3…
Ack!! A pop quiz!! Ai R nawt prepared!
DK!!!
Kwik, halp me out of this fing, k??
Yoo can shows mii haow to do Orstralian krawl nawt-sekkund?
Mornin,awl !!!!
Sorree ai haz been gone so lawng…werk pyooter iz STOOPY and home pyooter iz startin to cheez me off,2.
Ai gotted back early dis mornin frum Lost Wages…Ai will haz pikturs posted soon..az lawng az dey came owt (I still uses film).
Ai haz missed playin heer…but ai see we haz a skwirrl flu outbreak..Yikes!!
eep! I only knows teh Merikan crawl!!
will that do?
Waol… otay.
*swims across teh tank and bak again*
*then duz a back flip a la watter ballay*
OK!
Can you halp me out NOW??
** gets owt skwirrl hook & fishes Leeza owt uv tank **
Dere u go….ewww-wet skwirrl !!
** Sprays sum Eau de Lilac on Leeza **
um, er, fanks Eeck… but Oh de lilac??
dat’s gramma stuff!!!
*gets out kleenex, to spit on and wipe off teh lilac*
Skwirrl Flu! Taht’s even worser tahn Piggeh Flu!
*Fills the seltzer bottle with Lysol*
*Sprays himself all over*
Run away! Run away!
wuh wwoh…tooo laet: maus done gotting skwirrl Floo. simptims iclood (but nawt limit’d two):
A littul nutty
Big burdseed theef tendenseas
Chatterchatterchatter
D…
Darting around teh yard
Exhibiting floofy tail
Frolicking moar than usual
G…
Desprit need tu spit awn kleenex
E…
Going nuts
Hording hareballs
Ignoring peenuts n going fur hareballs
J…
Haz ennywn heard frum Igor? If Igor gets teh sikk and feverish, hu noes whut havok he will wreak upon teh whirrlld!
I’ll has to change teh lyrics I writed for PdB’s birfday song.
Igor’s coffing, ware ur mask Dude…
WARNING WARNING
CORMTAMINASHUN AYREYA
PLEASE TU PUTZ ONNA HAZ MATT GERE BEFORE PROSEEDIN.
***** we interrupt this broadcast to broadcast this broad casting information ****
.
We has here a statement frum d’Beaker Laboratories. The reports of dizzy and feverish sine tists is due to a recent increase in the visits from teh blondes of var-e-us colors and such. It has nuffing to do wif *oink oink squeeeel* any kind of flue, specially nawt anything to do wif teh big *oink oink* trucks that Igor has been unloinking in the back loading dock at night after eberyone is oink oink asleep. Teh roomers that Igoink has been squeeellllworking awn a vaccine fer teh flew, or that sumfoink has gawn terrrrrrrsqueeeeelyibly wrong … why those are just rumors. We all knows that the sioinktists are oink oink oink trustwortheeeesqueeeeel … just like in this recent news story:
.
nothing to worry about
see! I told u guys!
STN
*lites bunsen burner to start making drawn buddur*
O Leeza b careful, Maus wuz sneezing a lot yesterday
Dr TinyCat finks it may be deh pinnygig flu
♫♫♫
The hills are alive
With the sound of mucus…
♫♫♫
with sounds we haz heeeeeeeeeeeard fur a elebenteeeee yeeeeeeeeeerz♪
oh, sew it was MAUS that was schmooing the piggeh?! ?
*puts on mask wif a kwikness and runs to warsh hands*
you mean swine flu. ya rat head!
nooooo! nawt teh kleenex an mahm spit!
Now HOLD STILL!
*WipeWipeWipeWipe*
There! That’s better…
mause! wheres the allspark?!
eggsackle… do nawt want… ewww… das so m-bar-ass-ink
why did i make an alliance with you 2 morons…dear cybertron why?!
alliance? I knows nuffin of any alliance!
If u dusn’t want to be voted off teh island u’ll need to see it owr way…
uhm – does blue eyes cannot be trusted….
but the cheesypooffy color on de whiskers on de otter hand…
is jes da contaisuh orinj!
lol yeh- i cant rezizt!!!
sooo cutez
itz mah natchural cullor
Wye u dowt us?
‘Coz I gabe yu a bag ob cheezypoofs eech adn dey’re now empty.
i swearz by teh hairz on my chineechinchin, kittehz say
goggie sed “go ahed be eating da cheezypoofs, da hyumns will nebber no. naif kitteh finking dat goggiez idea to eeating da evidence be a good advice. sigh. kitteh will lern…
wud dis mush cayute lie tew u?
dos eyes ar so blu, u don’t eben notis the orangey moufs nawt second.
So kyute!
Splort!1!!
oh noes! Nyghtwind is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Nyghtwind in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Nao – enjoy the view of the meddow – an dont be luuking at does blue eye ennymoar!!!
O noze! nyghtwind iz daown!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
A dubble reskue! Thanks to nennepus adn BF. Ai fink ai shall just sit heer awhile adn look at all de kittehs playin in de medow.
*sipsipsipnomnomnom*
taht sownds sew nyce, mai ai join u?
*sipsipsipnomnomnom*
wud aneewun else lyke tew sit an wach teh kittehs plai in teh medow wif us? teh CCC haz a big uurn uv hawt chokklit an wun uv cawffee an wun uv tee an tehres sordid pastrees enuff fer awl!
Oooh! Madame Rosina’s magiklol elixir? Don’t mind if I do…
glug, glug, glug.
ehm – Q? dat shayd of purplol on your forehead – is dat usually there?!?!
Oh Nose! Iz it an allegori… allergi… bad reacshun to teh elixir?
*Runswifaskwikness to luuk in mirrlol
oh yes!
Wud u lieks som gelato tu?? Ai hab enny flabour u wants!!!
is such a pretty an sunny day heer in Oslo…
oooh yesh, gelato pleez! Iz sunnee butt cowld heer in Noo Hamster. Crazee wevver, wii haz it! Toosdai it wuz in teh 90’s an todai ai hadda put teh heet awn cuz it wuz in teh 40’s wen ai got upz!
*whips up a doblol gelato inna cone*
Its with hazelnutt an tiramisu – enjoy!!!
I have tu run an eet som gelato in RL… Aim leeving the cart heer – please tu eat as much gelato as u can!!!
TTFN!!
We iz innocent, we done nuffing wrong
dese kittehs is so cute an look like dey is up2 no good
What’ya meen we gotta cleen the garaj?
~Splort~
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up DR’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib goggle
Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, D.R. . *comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd) *sweepa sweepa sweepa D.R. braynes into a neet pile* *rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif tiera miss you-scented sparklee waddur* *scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee* *jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone* *applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)* *taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp* *tukka tukka tukka D.R. in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee* *givs D.R. a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling* *stands bak to luuk at werk* … Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.
yay! anovver dubble reskew! awl teh CCC drivers bee wurkin sew hard todai!
pleez tew join uz uppa bove a liddlol wais, fer sum noms an drinkies an tew relaxify by wachin kittehs plain inteh medow.
Whew, that was close
dees iz mah bay-bee kittehs. de weally arh. i iz foster mommy four local kitteh rescue. mah fwiend maded da capshun on da pic. so tanks! des brudders arh growin big an’ stwong. soon up fer adopshuns!
tanks agin, LOLcats!
Lovely bebbehs, rtrxy. Thanks for sharing the picture!
thnx! bay-bees goings two vet’s twomorroh…timez fer shotz n’ healthy finks. goin’ two adopshums fairs nexts weehks, so’s gots tah looks goods n; be all helthful befores goes two news famiblies!
YAY bay-bees going to a home!! I hope all do well now too Rox! Great shot for me to use!
Akshulii wii wer nommin teh cheezburgz. If yu riily wantz tuno.
my old cats name was cheezypoof
Mommy, whom are you going to believe, us or your lying eyes?
I wub cheezypoops too!!! meow…
My cat loves Cheetos. I thought he was the only one.
cuuute ant it
Cuuuuutttttteeeeee!!!
IZ HOT!!!