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TIME OUT the perfect time for thinking about what your going to destroy next
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Bring me a beer!
Conga-ratz, Mausie! Yor teh top of teh heep! *hands Maus a beer*
Yu noes, I reelly misses Princess Mu at tymes lyke these . . .
Me too! She always maded teh bestest fings to eat!
*clicks paws* Well, luk, majikally these trays of assortid shrimps and numerous fancee appetizers appears. Let’s do whut we kan with whut we’ve got, shall we?
Lesse… I’ll try to “channel” Mu…
*Brings in a big tray*
OK. Here’s sum litlol “elevenses” pies. Beef an ’shroom, borkolli, and cheese. An sum crab puffs, an sum popcorm shwimps wif dunkie sawses.
Oooh, Oooh … can ai du sum channlolling tu??
*konsentrayts*
Littul mausee rushes in, steels awl teh noms, runs intu teh mausee-hole
OK. More “Mu Channeling”…
*Brings out more trays with a never-ending supply of noms*
There!
An wun fur me 2. Congrats, Maus!
I has plenty in dis magiclol cooler. Whatever yer fave beer is, it’s in tehre…
Concatshoelaces on ur solo nawt-sekkund, Maus! Hao wud u liek to sillybrayte?
I bringded sum fuds an beer upthread…
Wut did kitteh do to haz a tiem owt?
“Anteekin” teh furnichur?
Braykin teh china?
Chasin teh goggie?
D…
Destroyifying teh carpeting
Eeeting teh plants
Findin things to eet under teh cowch pillows
G
Going up deh curtains
Hiding a mausie in Ur shoo
Ignoring Ur warnings bout getting on deh counters
J
Jumpin on teh goggie
Killin sumthin an bringin it in teh howse for show-an-yell
Lickin the butter
M…
Mauling teh pillolls
Nommin teh hyuuminfuds
Openin teh cubbords
P…
Qwilting awn teh fansee qwilt
Runnin bak adn forf fru teh hows
Stayin owtsyd awl nyt lawng!!
T…
Oops!
Furgawt teh “P”…
Poopin in ur shooz!
. . .
T…
Taerin teh TP
Upsettin teh plant pots
Vandalizin teh gardin
W…
Walkin goggie on a bridge to nowhere
Xcellent…irradiate goggie wif Xrays
Yellow snow
Zippers, lets make dem stikky
Grabbin’ the tablecloth
Horking up on the new rug
Inching the plant towards the edge
J…
juggling lizurds in teh howse
keeping himz lizurd tayl collekshun in teh kleen lawndry
letting teh ovver kitteh bring lizurds in teh howse
m…
Kitteh luuks lyk Angelina ryt nao – sheez awn hows arrest fur nawt cummin insyd fur ny-nytz. Ai kalld fur hur befor goin tu bed, but teh wyf fawt she wuz daonstayrs sumwayr, but she didnt cum in wiff her eever. She wuz still owt der dis mornin, so ai had a littul “diskushun” wiff her adn let hur in, but nao ai wont let hur owt agin till tomorro.
She wuz whynin awl mornin tu go owt, but haz nao rezynd hurseff tu teh fakt it aynt gonna happin, adn is luukin at me juss lyk dis kitteh.
my kittehs liek teh owtside too. but tehy iz going to hafta stay in for eight dayz plus two haff-dayz wen we go on vakayshun nekst munf. hope teh howse iz still standing wen we gets bak.
But a *reelly* gud frend wuld be sitting besyde yoo in kat jayl saying – GEE, that wuz PHUN!!!!
Ponderin whirrld destrukshun.
Say, luk at those floofy knickers and paws! *snikker* And teh down-turnd whiskurs, oh noes! Mr Floofy Grabby-pawz gits a tyme owt.
Yea Maus.
Conga ratz awn da singol nawt sekkond.
Ai maed mimmossass an choklit cubbered strayberriz last fred, wood U lik sum?
Q da Rocky moosiq fore da dansdansdans.
It’s just a jump to the left…
And then a step to the right…
Put ur handz on ur hips…
Yu bring yur neeees in tyte…
*Speculates about whether doin any moar of teh Time Warp may require a side trip to NB*
I has a bored, amuse me
*Hits two-kittehs with the board*
How’s that?
ouchie dat hurt
whut is U doing here, shouldn’t Uz be resting
chayses aftah deh Maus with deh board
*Runs up thread to teh fuds an beer*
Here t_k! Has sum!
umm dat luks delishus
*forgets about chaysing Maus*
I love it but it’s “you’re”.
troo dat, butt (!) im teh cheezland, teh speling haz teh irelev… irreliv… um, nawt mattaring. (uddrwyze, dis bawvuring mii tew.)
*grin* Fankies fur sayin sumfin — dat wuz buggin meh azwell.
I finked abowt dat too…since teh rest of teh capshun was in hyoomun-speek.
Yes, kerzacktly! (my English major degree, let me show it to you)
Their are just not enuff people who know there pronouns well enuff fer the frunt paige, if they ever git they’re.
Shudn’t laff reelee, butt
!
An den deers peeps lik mi whu gradumlatted kollij an stihl deednt noetice da gramma. Datz whi ai keepz da dopted dodder wif da Masturs degre in Emglis round.
*heddesk*
Mommmmmmm!!!! (she also has the English major degree)
Maybee hez thinkin: ur kurtins cud use a little dekorashun…sum shredded bits at teh ends, purrhaps…
so could deh furniture, how bout shredding deh arm of deh sofa?
haow bowt shreddin teh enz uv diz arm?
Adn doz nikky-nakkz awn teh shelf ar lynd up way tuu strayt.
Adn dis wun luuks mush betterer awn teh fluur.
an teh buddur, buddur alwais iz beddur awn teh flor!
Why donts we play sum kibbul-hokkey whyle we’re at it? Peese of kibbul whacked furtherest scores!
scl – You are right. Such a shame to see a great pic like this ruined by poor grammar.
Well, grammar shudn’t hab gambled on teh stok markit lyke dat.
Kitteh is thinking: revenge revenge REVENGE!!1! I can has REVENGE!
*Ebil laugh*
Kitteh! Put yur pors wehr Ai can see tehm! Yu’ll go blynd!
Cumz frum da NB, fankz Anni dat waz what ai fawt sew ai jess went strite tu da NB,,,did nawt pass goe did nawt kollekt 2elebentee monies.
Sorri Ambercat, sayd da rong pusson. Badd dae, ai’m hazin one.
Taht’s ok BM, Ai’s has mennee ob tohse!
Kin Ai keep at it just till I needs glasses?
Akshully I don’t fink I could be angry at this kitteh
himz too cute, I want kiss him and snorgle him and call him Jorj
Ai lubs hims floofie furs!
himz looks snorgulishus
Hmph! Tyme owt dey sez. Ai taiks a tyme owt all rite, tyme tew plot mai nex moove. Dey’ll bee sorree dey gab meh awl tihs tyme to fink! Mmmuaaahahahaha!
heers burfday fairy to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today, inklooding Rachelthegoddess an Angel-Wolfe! today i haz bringed fudjy caek an a atomic caek (banananana, strwrberre an choklit layers wif bananananana, strawrberree, an choklit filling), iskreem, fizzy frooty party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif som noo fings frum teh facktree: glowy nekklaces taht yoo kan also uzing for hedbands or braselets or belts or gitar straps, inflatable plastik gitars so yoo kan being a Big Rokk Star!!, kandee, forchun cookeez, an color-it-yorself fishy stikkers wif neon glowy crayns!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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yay fer awl birfdai peeps an fank u burfday fairy!
*brakes open forchun cookee* “U wil soon bee inkrediblee, unbelevablee, filthee stinkin rich!”O boi o boi! it mus bee troo, ai haz it rite heer in writin!!
doan fergit ur cheezfrenz wen ur rich!
Duz dat meen U maek ur forchun selling organik furtilizers?
ohai burfdae fairy! ai wud lyke to tayke a momint to say “fankyoo!” foar teh vary important serbice u provydez to cheezland.
ai haz reesentlee lurned frum teh big burgerz that when tehy set up teh profyles, teh burfdae field wuz there kinda by akksident, but (!) tehy desyded to leeve it ennywayz. an naow they sez it is teh wun field whut EBBERYWUN fillz owt on their profylez! sumtymes nawt ennyfing else, but ebberywun lurves teh burfdaes!
so obveeuslee teh burfdaes is cru… croo… the mostest important in cheezland — an u alwayz maykes shur we can has fun onna burfdaes!
so big FANKYOO! an schmoos!
*blows noysemaker*
*hooks glow strap onna plastik gitar*
*feels kinda sillee*
U noes gud tessm, neber finkded tu fank da Burfdae Fairy. U asew maekz da purdy musik onna plastik gitar.
Ai fankee alsew Burfdae Fairy. U deserbes a medlol.
yes birfdai fairy is deh awsum!
fanks U we lubs U
Ai tink sew too. Birfday fairy is teh best!!
i iz just glad peeples haz fun an i makes tehm feel happy on tehr burfdays
*schmooz* to evreewun!
U makes dem feel happitayl on their unburfdays, too!
yesh yesh yesh!
*schmoo and hedbonks* tew yew burfday fairy! yew always mayke me smilol!
50th!
GOD DAMN GRAMMAR FAILS.
Xsqueeze mi, wii doen lowe nastee wordeez. Pleez tu clean up da werds.
Kwiyte rite, BOM, (but iz best 2 ignoar)
Ai noes, da t-r-o-l-l iz long goen jess cuddnt eggnore it.
Ohnoes! A t r o l l! Wheres LCB whn yoo need her??
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Iz ai da tee-are-oohh-ell-ell? Ai didnt meen it, doen wan tu bee onee. Jess cant low werdz lik dat wif dat kidletz round.
Noe, BOM, u aer nawt a troll – iz teh wun hoo yoozed bad werds hoo we meen.
Iz what ai hoepded, butt (snerk) wanded tu maek shur.
BTW, haz U eber herd ob da Underberg?
Noe, We haz teh Underground in Lundun tho!
Is dat liek teh Under-dog? Or teh Ice-berg?
Ai went to hai skul wif a Paul Underberg.
Iz a tyep of abtr meel fingee. Tu halp wiff da digeston. Iz frum Jermanee ai fink.
Hay!! Ai iz teh troll in dis plaec. (me adn caretroll NE wai)
U go fined Ur Own bored tu lib undur.
* shaeks fistee @ teh durty mouf troll *
lol! Iz troo! Aktchulollee, tiem owtz nebbar werked awn meh….ownlee wuz moar tiem tew pikk upp a bud adn reed….
Insted of tiemowt, mah paremts towld me I cudnt reed annyfing but skoolbuks for x amount of days.
TORRCHIR!!!!
Dat alwaes wurked.
Wao…ai nebburr gotted annefink liek dat…
ooooh, aym glad mai ‘rents neber did taht tew me
*shudder*
Dem tried dat wif meh. Ai alwais toled dem teh buuk ai was reeding wuz foar teh buk report in skool.
It eben wurked until dem axed teh teechur tu see mai buk reports.
Goggie ate dem
No-one noticed that “your” should be spelt “you’re” on the non-lolspeak caption?
PS: I’m all up for lolspeak (and my cat even made the main page) but i wonder if anyone other than me even notices this things anymore (or cares).
Miaow!
Hey Serra,
I noticed the “Your” / “You’re” mistake too. I made a comment on it further up the page! The English language is falling down around us!
To everyone else who criticises me for noticing this error on a site that uses ‘LOLSPEAK’: the sentence that was written was intentionally supposed to be in correct English, but failed miserably. I would not pick on LOLSPEAK because it is purposely incorrect spelling.
Phew… glad I’m not the only one! And I’m also glad that no-one got mad at me for pointing it out.
Dont be spectin meh to do dis at bedtiem…I bee to tired den
So funny, except for the huge embarassing grammar error.
They’re only funny when they’re intentional.
so true!
Too bad this cat is smarter than the captioner, who can’t discern the difference between “your” and “you’re” — then maybe this would have been a funny entry.
That what YOU’RE going to destroy next, not YOUR. Or YUR if you’re using LOLspeak.
* you’re
If I were to write a caption for a picture, I’d at least make sure I wrote the word “you’re” correctly.
*Sigh* What has the English language come to?
what YOU’RE going to. either lolspeak or correct stuff.
That doesn’t even make sense, you fool.
LOLSPEAK is designed to be incorrect. The person who wrote the caption on the picture was doing it in ‘correct’ English, and failed miserably.
Grammar fail, srzly. Hoomins r so dumb, cant eben tell teh diffrence b/w “your” and “you’re.”
That last piece of pizza was too much…
YOU’RE not “Your”