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luk behind ewe!
Congrats, catslave!
And teh same tew ewe Anni!, dan adn jk2kitteh. Wii haz a fourtuple ty! Wii dew teh happitayle danze ober tew teh ty-boo-teque!
Awlsew has atternoon and eb ening drinqs for awl!
I’d rather nawt……..they kick something fierce.
It’s up dere!
hard tew dew happytayl dans wifowt a tayl…
yer tail is-a-draggin’…..
Noes…./ai’z/ teh dragon!
*snerk*
Wut? iz troo!
Crud, left it upstarez again!
Dat’s teh storee uv mai lief 2!
and by the time ya get upstairs……..ya can’t remember what inna world it was ya went up dere to get.
Ai’ve yooshullee fergottin bai teh tiem Ai haz stood up!
I hate it wen I lukken fur teh berri thing in mine hand. Happened da otter dai.
Mai trikk iz 2 put sumfing “in a saef plaes” an den fergettin ware dat iz!
butt (!) iz berree sayf dere…
yeah?, well….mebbe, however I still cannot find my favorite Zippo.
At leest U nawt du whut teh submarine commandur in WW2 did. Himz wief sended him teh engrayved zippo fur dems 10th annibersary. Nawt sekkund tiem he uzed it he frowed it ober teh sied ub teh submarine. in 3000 fts uf watur.
Smooth….ai betz himz regrettededed dat…
while lookin’ for my glasses, someone observed my distracted wandering and inquired as to what I was doin’
.
Lookin’ for my damned glassed!
Oh, I didn’t know ya got a second pair….whadda they look like?
Um………
Ai haz dun dat tu.
the problem was I only had the one pair, ya know, the ones that were on my face at the time.
Yep, same ting Ai did.
ai haz dun dat….hmmm…wear arre dey? oh yah, rite awn mai faes!
ai called hubbeh cat on cell phone, and wyle we were tawking, ai sed ‘hold on, ai canna find mai phone in mai purse’
srsly? o wao…….datz ebben werse!
Ai losted mah car keez wen dey wuz in mah hand.
*nods knowingly*
Ai can hab mi sunglasses onna mi hed and still loose them!
yeh, me to, although there is usually an impact involved.
Yep! glad I live in 1 stori howse now.
I getz all wabboliez witout it!!!
oh noes! U fergut somting!
Don’t you hate when you lose yer tail…
U knos why iz alwais in teh lass playce u luk?
Datz cuz u stops luukin wen u findz it — u duzzint hasta luuk ennymoar, silleh!
*gigglol*
*dingdingdingding*
We has a wiener!
WIN!! yup! lol!
Oh!
TAIL!
I read tai.
Mai Tai.
I waz looking for dat too.
*pours blonderengel a Mai Tai*
Ai can haz mai tai tu plsthx!
Deli schuss.
May ai haf anudder?
U noe, kitteh — u shuddint leev ur valyoobullz layin abowt.
*wanders off, muttering*
We jus kint haz niec fingz. *slow sad hedshayk*
are we realated?…this was heard many, many-many times a-growin’ up.
I kurrently use it awn mine boi.
LOL SHD!
I reesentlee sed it tu hoel sitee uv Bawstun (I livz in suberb) wen sumbuddee went an steeld wun uv teh behebh dukkeez frum teh Maek Wey Fr Duklingz statchew UGEN! Nawt shor sitee lissend tho.
dats horrible! sounds lyke teh sayme type of peeps who stole teh buddah stachues from outside one of teh stores here!
did tehy start luking for teh dukkee in frat houses at Hahvahd?
Steeling buddahs iz wun wai ob getting instant karma, but nawt teh kynd yu’d reely want.
Dukee wuz fownd nawt tu lawng afturwurdz, but it seemz laik dis happinz ebree kupul uv yeerz, wich iz wai Bawstun jest kant has nais fingz.
Ai iz in Bawstun rite now! But ai libs in a yoonibersity town in VA, ware sumfin similolar happend a fyoo yeers ago. A red sports car droav up to a pond and a gui in a toga got out an snatched wun uv teh dux swimmin on teh pond. Teh report in teh local paypurr sayed, “Police suspect fraternity involvement.” Duh…
O deer, dat nawt gud. Insidentz in Bawstun jest n-volv dukee stachewz. Nevur hurd abowt ehneewun steelin a reel duk arownd heer.
We sez it awl teh tiem at hoam — moastlee jokin’. Moastlee.
he’z just liek eeyore! :3
Reel kittehs doan need tayls.
hay! ai resent dat cawmint! ai laiek mai tayull!
No offense, Draconic Kitteh.
2 outta 4 kittehs here hab tayls.
2 outta 6 kittehs at mah howse duzzint haz eerz.
Can dey heer meh nao?
Nah — dey iz at hoam & ai iz atwerk.
Dey heerz jus fien tho. Their liddlol eer stumps turn wen dey heerz sownds behind dem. Itz kwite funneh to see, akshullee!
Awww….kyoot littlol eerz…..
Awwwwwwww…………
Awwwwwwww!
ai knoez, rite?
*tew self: dont splort, dont splort…….dont…..splort………….*
Ai dun’t habba tail! Ebil princesses dun’t need tails.
I fot ur tayl waz ur magic wand.
Yore abitar seems tu be missing. Maibi teh kitteh’s tail haz it.
oh noes! mai tayull…ai seemz tew has lostedededed itt….
I’m a Manx, yes I am and I can’t halp but lub u so…
Legend haz it dat Manx cats wur ship’s cats, adn dat a terribul storm cawsed deir ship to reck on teh rocks, adn teh kittehs awl swam to shore safely, wich is wy Manx kittehs aren’t afrayd ob water. Dey’ve surbybed teh wurst adn noe dat dey’re better.
Oh my. Surgery required?
Go buy a noo one…at retayl.
*snerk*
*klappy klappy wif skaelee pawz* Gud wun!!
Nope! Iz manx kitteh. They borned tat way.
Dey can also b borned wif long tayles (longies), or short tayls (stumpies), or wif a liddle sumpfing but iz awl under teh skin (rumpy riser), and no tayle at awl (rumpy).
Ai always thout “rumpy” waz teh funny.
Ehneewun asidez frum I finkin bowt sawng abowt uddur detachubul bawdee part? Or is I onlee wun wif maind dat werkz dat wey? Dat wey beeyin “durtee and rong”
Datz a funneh sawng, LOLDemon. Itz nawt UR fault dat teh sawng egg-zists. Unless, uv coarse, u rited it…
*snerk*
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my tail was missing again….
quit shootin’ craps out behind the pool-hall.
wai awn urff wudd yoo want tew trai tew shoot a crap?
U wuud purrfur tu wrasslol wif it?
U nawt memburs kitteh. U trayded it tu teh goggie fur teh gushifud opunur. (goggie nawt telled kitteh U need teh posabul fums tu wurk it)
But the gushi fud opener is borked. Goggie telled kitteh hims fix it. Goggie borked it eben more.
Den kitteh borked goggie. Wib teh led piping in teh library.
Nawt tew weree….kittehz can yooze dem juss fien!
Afturr awl, dey can yooze dey’er tayulz fur dat, wudden’t dey?
*heddesk*
okai…ai canz…wif teh skaelz awn mai tayull, ai canz yooze mai tayull tew opun a can….
maebee itz just meh?
Hao? They have no fumbs!
simple, dey has dey slaves to do thier bidding.
noez! wii nawt haz ’slaves’.
Wii can has Minyunz!!
uh-huh, riiiiight. explain that to my Aunt’s (was Poppa John (grandfather)) kitteh. If I’m inna house, I’m yeowled at until I provide a seat, and if I’m wearing a black shirt (I’m a stagehand, take a guess at the frequency of that occuring) a place to shed. She is a calico, so she is an equal opportunity shedder, no matter watchur wearin’, she’s gonna getcha.
cii wut ai meenz? yur awlreddee a minyun!
lol….’equal opportunity shedder’….*klappy klappy* Win!
is she also an equal opportunity shredder?
to an extent, not so much shred as pierce. claws like scimitars that one.
U meenie why U tooked mah tail?
*shiftee eyez* Ermm….sawree….
Heer, *rummadjes arownd* hmmm…..Ah heer!
*gibz tayull bakk*
*puts back her tail*
*struts*
why fanks, just deh rite fashun akssesory fur a kitteh
shud beez unner DK’s commint
iz okai….
adn yur rite: yur tayull duz soot yoo kwite nieslee!
i seem tew has lost eh linkey tew pks blog ken sumwun huk meh up ples????
Try this.
fangks i wasnt finding her anyware on sum bak lols
She hasn’t been here in a while.
I believe you can find the link from The Cheeztown Cryer as well. I finally gave up and bookmarked both sites.
Cweenmj haz a borked satellite dish — I’m sure she’ll be back when she gets it fixed/replaced.
yesh ai haz teh cruer but ai didnt dew eat tew evas paeg becuz ai had eat set tew cum up auttomatikully but ai closed eat an coodnt find eat agin!!!
duz aneewun kno wai shee hazzent bean awn? is vacayshunin? restifyin up? aifinkso ai hav Eva an Cory wifdrawals.
prysmcat.org/foster/
how are yew wulfie?
i be purty gud
hao bowt yew gamma?
**Red enters, luukin lyk sumfin teh kitteh dragged in**
Ohai, guies. Ennywun happin to get teh lysense plate of teh truk dat runned ober me?
Ohai, NS.
I nawt feline gud at awl. I has had teh saym hedake foar ober 2 dayz. It nawt gettin beddur, it gettin wurse.
Plus, my insishun site still hurtz.
Enny bolunteers to shoot me? I will write note, gibbin u egg-skyoose…
Aifinkso U haz teh infecshun. shud go see Drtinycat wif a qwikness.
Nope, no infekshun. Iz nawt red , hawt, or swelled up. Jes hurtz still.
*wispurrs*
Dat sownds liek a migraine to meh – speshlee sinse u wants cool dark kwiet ruum. Wen ai iz owt uv mah migraine meds, sumtiems caffeine halps, az duz Vitamin B pills & magnesium pills (ai taeks doze wen ai finks ai will haz teh migraine).
Ai wud nawt recommend teh shooting unless dere iz a silencer on teh gun. Dat noize wud hurt a lot, aifinkso.
I has teh migranez, an dey iz teh ebil.
I has medisins foar migranez an tuuk wun wen I gotted hoam but it nawt halpin.
At dis point, I nawt care if teh gun be lowd, az lawng az it gets teh job dun.
Mah migraine meds duzzint halp if teh heddayke iz in full swing — only if ai kitch it at teh beginning.
wuz a baniteh plaet, IMAJURK
My ex-huzbin?
Iz U ok?
{{rhsb}} sit awn teh swoonin couch. heer are sum YNGs to serve yew drinks and massaje yer sholders.
I can has dark kwiet room wif cold drink?
*Handz red teh mai tai Ai wuz about tu drinkee*
Fanks, WRr, but I donut eben want alkyhawl.
I feelz dat bad.
I made U some hot ginger tea
will make U feel bettah
**hands rhsb a steaming cup**
Fanks, 2_k.
Sorry, not going to use loltalk or whatever you call it, but this one is legend!
This is almost ingenious.. no.. wait, it is. Congratulations, you’re now a genius.
tell me plz tell me that hes tail was hidden in the picture or it was photoshop plz