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Window shopping…
Dis must be liek wunna dem fancy restaurants where you gets to pickout yer fishies er lobcritters er whutever…
Disishunz, disishunz….
O hek, ah’ll jus taik tehm awl!
♫ Haow much iz taht chikkin in teh winder? ♫
i lke da yello peepz da best
Oh hai MaryO! How yu been?
*grin*
*waevs tendirls* ohai! i bin purtey gud- werkin lotz: movin rodes, addin hunnertz 0 howses, meeting interestink older peeps who wanna feed me tea n kookies, aboidink mad goggeez adn stoopeeviziers…
Sownds liek yer keepin’ outta trouble.
*Whispers*
I hazza new LOL on my profile you might be interested in…
*hmmm hmmm hmmm*
♪humming myusik from Kamalot az going off twerk…*
*becomes a decepticon transformer* owta my way kittehs! megatron needs these! o hai maus.
howz da bionic woomyn , Mrs Maus, n herz eer?
*ponders*
i wundre if er eer piks up alien transmisshuns…
*oooooo dotz…*
*wandrz off, fergittin to tern off italicz…*
Mrs. Maus is doing really well with the processor. She goes to the surgeon on Friday for her final checkup.
O Maus, haz it changed teh way she experiences mewsic? For bedderer or worse?
Music is MUCH better. The first weekend she had the processor, we went down to VA to see my daughter in Don Giovanni. She said it was great! She could hear and understand everything.
.
It has also helped some with her balance issues, since the processor gives her a sense of what direction sounds are coming from. I can stand behind her and speak sotte voce, and she can both hear me and tell I’m behind her.
Oh, that’s terrific!!! I have a friend who might be a candidate for that implant, but has some qualms.
What about water exposure? Does she take it off for activities like kayaking?
You have to take it off to sleep, and it can’t be exposed to moisture *AT ALL*. It was raining this morning, so she took it off to go to work, for example. An umbrella or rainhat is not enough protection.
That’s useful information.
I’m soooo glad that it is working so well for her. She’ll enjoy your shows all the more. Speaking of which, who will you be playing in Camelot?
King Pellinore! I hassa pround an eggsighted!
Cool !!!!!
oooh, if she can naow heer u when u
muttersay stuffs that she cuddint heer befoar… beddur bee teh caerful, Maus!Tayk teh lot – tehy is goin cheep!
Grone!
*heddesk*
*groan*
(gud wun, ambercat!)
*clucks tounge* tsk tsk.
an if you doan have enough cash, they’ll take a chick.
*heddesk* (again)
can u defether it for meh too plz?
is taht lyk bein debreefed?!
er, cud be… Maus, u wanna field this one?
*Gets out his baseball glove*
Sure!
haaaaaay battah battah!
SWING battah battah battah…
and teh pitcher winds up……
does U has a pitcher of lemonade?
can I has some?
no, but I do have a few etchings…………..
hmmm… not sure wut kind of conclushun to draw here…
errm, yew wate here, Ai’ll brang the etchings down.
*grabs the chikin* hahaha! we decepticons will need these to trade for the allspark from maus….what the?! hi maus here they are… now give me teh allspark!
congratz to Ebil Maus, Annipuss, BluesFan
, and Mary0spockn. Here’s a platter uv Fried chicken, masherd potatoes, green beens, and a pitcher uv home-brewed lage. NJoi
yummy! fank u Q!
Coo! Anuver lunsh!
iz onlee 9 AM heer butt iz alwais a gud tyme fer gud fuudz an drinkies!
Ai ownlee had mai lunsh haff an ower ago, but Ai aer hongree agane!
*snifsnifsnifink arouwnd*
shwimps?
Dey is so soft an cuddly
does I play wid demz
or eat dem?
If you’re a cat, the answer is “yes”…
I iz cat a kitteh cat an I danse danse danse
an I danse danse danse
an play wid chicks befoh I eat demz
:smacks lips
MAUS YOU HAVE 2 DAYS TO LIVE! if you give me the allspark ill let you live the restof your days…
How to pick up chicks
snerk…
Inn dis economee resturants haz tu figger owt ways tu expand itz market. McDonnals drive thru window fur kittehs. Nuggetz haz nebber been sew fresh. Did u want friez wit dat? Howz abouta salad wit mixed nip greenz?
I will take dat pweeze can I also has a toona slushie wid dat?
does U wantz salmon smoothie instead?
p.s. hoap u had a gud burfdae, two_kittehs! aifinkso ai missded it!
fanks tessm, I hadz a gud tyme boff IRL and on ICHC birfdai
Ohai Tribble is U going to see deh Trek movie dis weekend?
ohai two_k, that’s next weekend! I’m going on teh 8th to see it, can’t wate!!
plz to gibe us a revyoo, I usually like Trek but
Enterprise wuz berry disappointing, I only saw a coupla episodes
I finkso that was teh universal opinion of all ST fans, at least teh ones I know… Enterprise is teh only series I hasn’t watched either! just cudn’t get into it.
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I am hasing a time trying to deside on my costoom for tribble’s birfday! so many to chooz from… do u have urs yet?
no I hasn’t, dere is too manee choyces!
Well u cood be:
Andorian
Bajoran
Cardassian
D…
Denebian
Elaysian
Ferengi
Gorn
H…
lord megatron… i have the allspark… *opens hand* what the?! megatron: kitteh you have failed me… sir i-i-i-can explain! megatron: theres no need to… the autobots are hunting us down… i knew i shoulden have trusted that rat!
oh, I wus finking of pacific characters, liek:
.
Deanna
Ebil Data (Lore sp?… femail vershun of corse)
F….
Well den u cood be:
Archer,
Bashir,
Chakotay,
D…
Ohai two_kittehs, doant know zactlee wen wii iz gonna c it. Haz tu c whut lacrozz post seezun schedule iz lyke. Tryin tu decyde if wii shood dress up or not. Mye yunger sun says himz wont go wit us iffin wii dress up.
I vote fur dressing up! dat wud beez so mush more fun
I call fowl……..that one, that one right there.
u want teh poultry in motion?
*tap tap tap* Liddlol chiks, liddlol chiks, let meh inn!
Ai herd a roomer taht todai iz Online Buddies Day sew Happee Day ebreewun!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4058848
lusnuts! im all alone.. all because of that little moron! i swear once hes in my grasp i will crush him!
Oi yoi yoi … SPLORT!!!!! akk
Ooops – BJ is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts BJ in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
There… just look at the meadow and awl the spring flowers – no looking at the kitteh an chicks for a while!!!
whew! tanks Nennepus…… dat wuz a close wun
Peep show!
*heddesk*
yew peeps crack me up!
*grin* There were some very good wuns further up teh thred!
heddesk, heddesk, heddesk – FTW!
Dose little chickies lucky dey on udder side glass. Gud fun for kitteh to look but not play. My kitteh frendz leave me birdie bits as presentz. [Cat concept of "share" = "you can have what I don't want now"]
Also my kittehs retired from hunting. One spat out mouse she was playing wif – ptooi!- when I banged on fud can. Gimme! Gimme! Mine ! Mine ! sez cat, waving paw imperiously. Mouse dazed and wet. Had gud story to tell mouse relatives. Can empty pretty soon. Cat fergit all about mouse.
Please let the cat in. It just looks for friends. Noah Lieske
cute
no one can eat just one, no one can…
Hmph. I’ve taught mathematics many times, and never has anyone sent _me_ a box of baby chicks to use in class . . . or to bring home to kitteh . . .
Soooo cuuuuuuute chickens
no ckikeD 4 u
Wat shee sed
i wood be takin…..
well………..
……………………………………..
oh wat da hek! i can’t decide either!