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ayyllleeeeeuunnnzz!
Concats JK on teh nawt sekkond.
I wus close behind yu, but yu beated me!
Wut can ai serves yu?
wat teh heck doez “not second” meen?
Iffin you iz nawt seccond – dem you iz ….?…. wuts afore seccond????? Weez heer doughnut likee ta use da “F” word ….
Befoar sekkond iz millisekkond? Teh (two dybided by two)th place.
Teh F-wurd maekz u a jurk, but “nawt sekund” iz a partee! Wee kittehs calls dat ironee.
Iz gud tiem.
Iz nawt alwaiz bahd tew sai teh ‘furst’ wuurd. iz onlee bahd iffen u jump inn an taik teh tawp spot by showtin taht an maikin noe effortz tew maik a akshul commint bowt teh lol. duzzent madder iffen itz reely funneh er reely laim, sew lawng as u tri tew fink uv sumfin tew dew wif teh pic.
aifinkso tahts mostlee wat wii doan lyke bowt it.
Oic. Maeks moar sens nao.
Dat sed, i finks iz bettur two maek commint an jus so happin to be nawt sekund den shaot “FURST!” wen u’s thi… thret… uh, three-teenth.
yesh, taht is alzo a problem, sumtymes commints git held up an it luuks purrty sillee tew showt ‘ahm furst!’ an den u r nawt!
Kan alzo sai “furvest from Last”
concalicolations, jk2k! ur teh *tawp spawt*! iz tiem fur teh nais glas wyne? wif nais nibblolz? wii awl can haz sillybrating…
fankees u giiz, ai’d liek sumfink foar mai hedcowld….an anudderr bocks uv tisshoo plskthnks
**gibs jk2k sum hawt tee wif lemmin an Jak Danyulz, an sum extry–sawft kleenix (nawt dat cheep sandpaypurry stuff)**
mmmmmmm dat iz teh gud!
*syncs intew pillol wif tee*
Yu dozent haz the swine phlu, rite?
Stay away frum teh germes.
ai doan finkso, ai duzznt hab teh ickee ahkee payn, jus lotsa snifflols an coffs…
mmmm……baykun…..
**drools**
har
har
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Iz maebe da elerjies? Ai had tu taek da babee kitteh Mikey tu da Cats piddol tudae furda broncoskippee caus of himz koff.
ai habz teh allurjees tew, diz iz deffinittlee differnt simptums. ai habz teh hayfebber naow tew. pleh.
Houze bout a hotz budder rumz? Iz gud an tastee.
yum, rite aftur red’s tee! fankyew!
sawree bowt teh hedcoald, jk2k! iz beeg mug hawt muld red wyne foar yew, ful uv teh vit. c, ekinaysha, zink adn sum seekrit anti-hedcoald stuf. snif deeplee; drink deeplee whail iz stil hawt. fele bettr sune… {{{jk2k}}}
fanks u giiz, u awl r teh bestest!
{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}
Mai needz sum tu plz thx. haop itz nawt teh pigy kined ub flu fur enny wunz.
Iz owkay. Dey’re on tehyr way to teh NB to do… experiments on willing females.
*sigh* i know what you mean…..
*sigh* i know what you mean…..
sfynx haz riddl
Teh Sphynx’s Riddle:
“What du yu get iffen yu cross a kangaroo wib a sheep?”
“A woolly jumper!”
an wot uget wehn yu crawss teh crorcodlile wif teh abbalowni? a crockabaloney!
Nekkid kitteh needz a cheezburger… and a jakkit.
iz teh *siks* wai brayed! concats tew awl! (heer comz teh wyne…)
Hii kneadz a LAWT uv cheezburgz, doncha thimk???
Aye – but himz shud start slo so az to nawt get a beeg tummeh-ayke.
Put sum clothz awn kitteh.
Oar, lyk dey say heer in KY: “Put sum drawurs awn, son!”
*giggle*
At leest him nawt warin dem haffway down himz, butt, eh 3km?
Halleluya tu dat! I soooo tyred ub lukin at boiz wif unnerwares showen an holden dere pantz at da crouch so az tu nawt lose them.
Ifn I had son, him wud hayte me, cuz I nawt let him outta da howse wif himz unnerwares showin an him pantz draggin teh grown.
My ebil-mahm-potenshul, let me show u it.
I just thnkful mine boi nawt lyke dat luk, so wii nawt haz tu have dat fite. Butt (snerk) since I buy da klothz wuld bii futile fur him.
Teh kids in teh home ai bisit awn campus stawpped wearing teh pants liek dat. teh man frum teh prizzun visitud adn tolled dem teh pants nawt cubburing teh unnurwares meens teh prisnur is luuking fur teh husbin in prizzun.
I had heered dats wut it meened. Iz troo, den?
dat makez 3 uf us! Rumur konfirmed, move tu akcept as da truff!
Ai nawt noes if iz troo oar if teh haws parunt just axed him tu say it is troo. Cuz hur nawt lieked teh luuk.
Mine daddikat gitted an emayo wif dat stori in it. Iffin it awn da interwebz, must bii tru.
BTW red, how iz yur cutted spot feelin?
Still hurts.
**luuks arown**
Ennywun wanna kiss it an maek it beddur?
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**crikkits chirpin**
*littul Angelina kitteh cums in adn sits at teh fut ob teh bed*
Dat kaliko shoor duz luuk alot lyk ur Josie.
Ai’ll juss sit heer tu gibs u sum kaliko cumfurt. {{Red}}
Fanks, AP.
Teh annibersaree iz comin up….next week akshulee.
Me an mine Dr Tinycat came tu an unnerstandin bout 2 yearz ago. I nawt lyke payne, yu gib mii medisine tu make payne goawai!
Ai fowt it meend tehy wuz gettin reddy tu nekkid dansdansdans.
But srsly, Ai heerd taht, tu.
Ifn dey start dansin, dey wud be nekkid in no tyem, cuz dere pantz wud fawl down wif teh nawt-sekkund shakeshakeshake.
wii saw a kid wif teh stoopylowrydr pants trii tew run ‘cros teh street, an he tripploled awn teh stoopypants an fel down inna road! dangdest funniest fing we ebber saw!
LMAO!! Wish yu’d had a bidio kamera.
I heered a stori, nawt know if tru, that that “style” started inna menz prison tu signal “availablitiy”.
I heard some comedian encouraging young thieves to wear their pants that way — makes running away from the scene of a crime that much tougher.
Yep, yu kan tackel dem wen dey fallz down!
Bad bois
Bad bois
Watcha gonna do
Watcha gonna do
Wen ur pantz fawl down arown yoo?
Go tu jail, directly tu jail, do nawt pass go an do nawt kollect yur stolen gudz!
Ai wus inna grocery store, buyin teh gushifuuds, adn a punk tried to take away a whole cart full ov fuuds. Teh store ladie tried to stop him, adn went runnin’ after him, but she hite challenged. So, I says, aifinkso, ai go runnin’ after him too. I hite and age challenged, but ai fink ai haz a chance, becawse him haz those droopy pants on. Adn then, they falls down, adn he can’t run no moar. LOL. Store ladie returns him to store.
Adn ai hope they stuck hiz nose in teh poopy.
Gud fur yu mommarose!
yah, i wunse seed a kid trying to hurry akross teh street before teh light turned red, had to holding himz pants up wile him hobbled akross teh street liek a pengwin. (i calls tehm “pengwin pants” ) i finks, if yor going to wer tehm taht way, why bovver wering pants at all? tehyr not cuvering wut pants are supposed to cuver, an tehy just gets in teh way.
The emporer is NEKKED !!!
Where? Ai don see himz!
**sneeks up an grabs beyootiful floofy caliko**
YOINK!
**runsawaywifakwikness**
Stawp rhsb, U missed teh kitteh and onlee gottud her furz!!
kitteh alerrt, kitteh haz bin kittehnapped!
I nawt has enny eyedea wut yoo two iz tawlkin abowt.
I nawt see afing.
Da calico iz jess jelos, himz needz a diet.
Hay! Hurz nawt fat.
Hurz jes floofy.
Ai keepz sain da saem fing, butt (snerk) Dr. TinyCat saz noe, uz phat. Fink ai’ll tri ur wallit dyit.
I wud go se anudder Dr.
Yeah, a phat wun. So dey don call teh kettle blak.
Yah, teh nawt-sekkund tyem my doc sed I wuz oberwate, I thotso, “Yah, comparyed to yoo, EBERYWUN iz teh fat!”
Hur iz literallee Dr TinyCat. I finkso I wuz bigger den hur wen I wuz in 6th grayd.
Ifinkso da kaliko haz been nomming awl da nekked kittehz fud tu.
Pinky, pinky toepadz…n eberyting else, fur that matter!
In teh immortlol werds of my bff: “CUBBER DAT @*$&$ UP!”
Mizz Kalico,
Can yu shares sum furs wif me?
Sined,
Nekkid Sfinkz
“Brudder, can yoo spare a diem?”
mebbee if tehy brush up wut teh callyko shedded on teh sofa, tehy will haz enuff to make a whole kitteh coat owt ob.
Yes, aifinkso, iz just a matter ov tiem.
*Sulks* WP Haz eeted mai wittee commint!
doancha HAYTES teknawlujee sumtymes? iz teh pleh!
Wuzn’r reelee awl dat clebber! Ai doan’t fink it had ennee “adult” contint, (Nawt berry well up in `Merican rood werdz) but wen Ai postid it agane, dat wuz eeted 2.
awwww, bof pretteh bebes! Purrsgrats on catpion, aoife33!
Kaliko kitteh nawt sure wat dat iz. Smellz lyke kitteh, but lukz lyke large rat.
Ai toled u nawt 2 let Tommy plai wiv teh `lektrik rayzer….
*snikkurs*
Dat remynz me of tiem wen my brudder warshed him hares wif my Neet hair remoovin loshun.
lolz
Akshlee, we prefur teh term “cloathing opshinal”
nekked kitty looks too skinny get him a down vest and some uggs.
Caliko to nekkid kitteh: “Dood, I gots wun werd foar u –> Rogayne!”
Ifinkso tu lyte fur Rogayne. Maibii Hair club fur menz.
Oar fow-furr cote?
Caliko kitteh to nekkid kitteh: “Dood! Wut happind to ur furz?”
Nekkid kitteh: “LCB wanted to see dem inna lite.”
Himz HAD beautimus shiny cote.
Iz owkay, kitteh. I snuk up on LCB adn dropped hur into a barrul filled wib shyny fings. She can’t carry all ob dem adn teh cowt.
*sigh* floofbawls.
stoopee pooter mayd meh reboot twys, ownlee gawt a glimps ob teh noo lol befoar wud freez.
Mine puter froze rite after I added komment! Izza ploy ifinkso.
Brakin Nooz: Teh Parental Yoonits iz going to dere frenz’ howse foar teh noms.
I can has howse to myself
I haz a happitayle.
**heers garadj door cloze**
Aaaahhhh…..peese an kwiet….
Yay!!! Alone tyme bii da bestest tyme sumtymes! I just luked owt da window an mine x-neighbor bii akross da street. Hope shii nawt bring her crazy A obber heer tu say “hi”
Fur abowt 2.5 sekkunds befoar teh Nikkolbak kicks in?
Oar teh Alter Bridge…oar teh Collective Soul….oar teh……
Bak inna minnit….
I’m bak, wif a slitelee burnded finnertip an a slitelee damp baksyde.
….oh an HOLA, SENOR CUERVO!
I nawt shure I shuld ask, but why?
Witch wun?
Why yur fingerz burned and yur baksyde wet?
Finners – wuz tryin to do trik I lerned abowt gettin rid of siggy ashes an gotted too cloas.
Baksyde – smokin rok iz damp frum teh raynes wii has had 2day.
Hmmm, maibii yu kan just put da siggy ashes unner da rock/
Nope. Too hebby to lift.
Wut?
stuppy WP! ai was tryin to figure out why yer finger was burned and bakside was wet!
See abuv explanayshun.
yesh, ai saw it after WP tryed to eet mai commints.
mai bad!
No problum.
Give how, um, round, yeah round works, calico is, and how skinny sphinx is, betcha the nekkid kitty is a rescue from somewhere.
Nawt nesesarilee. Sphinx cud be bebbeh, an caliko cud be extry-floofy, an nawt sew “rownd” unnerneeth awl teh furz.
*whispers* hey, kitteh, yer epidermis is showin!
Ohai Dan!
I menshun baykun an den yoo show up!
Coinkydink? I nawt finkso.
100th comment!
I bet the other kitty is thinking, “*sigh* Prudes.”
Yah, ifn I had a beddur bodee, I mite be moar willin to show it too, but dis iz a liddlol mutch…
Friend uf mine said God maded her fat so shii wuld behave, kaus iffin her had gud bodi shii wuld walk round mostly nekked awl da tyme showin it off.
I finkso dat wut happend to me.
Yep, I agreed wif her holeheartedli! I wuld wear da teeny tiny bikini, ebben in da snow!
Dang, izzit warm in heer, oar izzit jes me?
I mite hasta start strippin soon.
CUBBER UR EIES! FOAR TEH LUB OF CC, CUBBER UR EIES!
**starts singin, “Iz gettin hawt in heer…”**
*joynes in wif chayre dansin*
**luuks arown**
Ware’s my pole?
**lissens to Nikklolbak**
Well now I guess I should’ve listened
When you said you’d had enough
A little trick I picked up from my father
In one ear and out the other, whys love gotta be so tough?
We’ll see you at the show
If you don’t come we’ll never know
You stand off in the back
You still stand out while you wearing black
Jump onto the bus
And ride around with all of us
We’ll go out on the town
And light it up till we burn it down, burn it down
Fashun Industry promotes unrelistic self imij
Kitteh no iz hairlez sphinx kitteh, iz shaved kitteh. Who duz dat to kitteh?
iz a sphinx fur deffinit, noone cud shav a kitteh dat cloz or dat well. adn de toezeez too! lub de nekkid kittehs zo much!
Wun kitteh iz fur PETA. An wun kitteh iz nawt!
Eberyfing is more fun nekkid, cept cooking wit fat.
Ewe!!!! Textiles!
Fanx all! Dis is mai furst lol on da fronts page! W00t!
yay! concatshulashuns Aoife!!
Summer is coming and it’s time to loose some hair. You are next, bro! Noah Lieske
whoa..such cat nudity may not be safe for the workplace. This shows a serious lack of standards; I thoroughly approve.
youz is all teh big baybeez. stop aksing liek kittins and ack liek catez nowz
Oh, hai grannma…or granpaa…never could tel yawl apart
omg i hate it when they do that to cats it makes them look unnatural
Nobuddy do nuffin to da kitteh. Is natural lacks of fur cuz of a moo-tation. Happenz all da tyme. Dis kitteh called a “sphynx”.
Omg Dat iiS Soo Funnyy ,, Never Laughtd Soo Much iiN Ma Lyff !! =) Haaahaa ,, xx
OMG NOODIST!!!! CHIELDRAN KEEP AWAEY FRUM DA HURRIBUL KITTEH