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Dass a lotta kibbul
catgrabulations,annipuss! celebrashuns? dwink/danz/fuds?
*offerz freshling heeated inda mikro-is beef in grene soss mayde by reel pruvian*
Hmmm, Ai doan’t noe iffn Ai wull liek dat, but Ai’ll trie ennifing wuns!
*shakes the shock off…*
Conga Cats chew laysis on beanin top ob de brayd Anni!
well, one real peruvian and a few “not quite there”
Iffen yu sea a teddy bear wib a jar of marmalade, iz ok. He’s wib teh peruvians.
Paddington ref FTW! Himz frum Darkest Peroo, aifinkso.
an fansy feest
Thx Mary0 Ai’d liek sumfing hawt – teh sun iz shynin, but Ai feal cawld.
*passes over da seco*
*putz extrah rocoto soss onnit*
dat shud worm you up.
“do you like Italian?”
yes, no, yes, no!
*strange look*
Sum Italian fud – yes, Parmesan cheez – no.
‘i love italian. so do you’
ai’ll taek awl uv ur parmeesan cheez!
Tru storee:
Mai Sis’s's’s kitteh, Shadow, wus a stray wot she brort hoem and somtyms he fergit he had a foreber hoem an reglar meels…wun dai he got shut in teh kitchin, bai aksident, wen mai Sis an hubby wented to werk. Shadow fownd teh BIG sak ob kibbul an et…an et an et an et an et! Wen mai Sis caem home, she sed he had eeted so much, yu cud akchully see teh shayp ob teh kibbuls pressin awn teh insyd ob hims skin!
Tehy maed shor he had plenny ob water an a free run to teh lidder bawks an No Mor Fuds taht dai, an he sune recubberd
no more fuds taht dai?!?!?!?! you mean the next day he could eat moar?
*snerk* Ai donut amember teh deetayuls butt(!), knoin Shadow, yup – he cud eet teh nekst dai! An swot teh goggees awn teh noes fur gud meshur!
mah yogeh kitteh used to swat mah frenz german shepherd on deh
nose, when herz tried to eat himz fud!
boss kitteh I has one
well, then. dat kitteh needz da xtra N-R-Gees for da goggie swatting. you go, kitteh!
It took one of my cats 3 years to figure out that he would get fed every day!
If Ai go awai, eben juss obernyt, Amber starts huntin her oen fuds: dry bred; boens fownd in bins; sumtyms berds an shroos – an her fudbole is full!
we callz em Kitteh Krunchiez…
Yum!
Riches beyond the dreams of avarice!
star trek ref- Bones, ifinkso…
transparent alooominum…oooooshinee
Captain! There be whales here!
everybody remember where we parked…
Aifink u guiz bin duin way tu mush LDS.
Lattur-Day Saynts?
Dey’s caffeine-free!
Have you accounted for the variable mass of kitteh and kibble in you time re-entry program?
You realize that by giving him the formula you are altering history.
How do you know HE didn’t invent the stuff?
Iz a berry awld kwote – mai dadcat yoost 2 sai dat!
he mustof bbeen a time traveller
kwik googlol reveals Sam Johnson musta been a time traveller wif dat phaser, erm phrase.
sumfing knitted outta goggie furz, mebbee
Dashundz. Stretchyer.
tube top?
oar maybe nawt … that’s kibble, nawt gushifud.
ohai, prof. d’B- happy bell ated bufdae!
Depends wat teh exchange rayt iz at teh river bank.
Where da corms?
On yer feet?
Ah duzzin has sum corms on mah feets! Butt dere’s a kitteh stannin onnum.
Nom ebree mowntin
Aboyd ebree streem…
fooooooooolo ebery rainbow,
til you find ice scream…♪
Wun of my fave moosicals: Teh Sound of Mucus…
Berry flegmatik commint
♫♫♪
Snotdrops on noses and sniffulee kittens
Bright shinee sneezez froo warm snuglee mittens
Brown dirtee sniffulragz drippin wiff strings
Deez ar a fyoo ob my faborit fings
♫♫♪
ai iz teh wawking vershun uv teh sownd uv mucus… pleh.
an u awl reelee wantid tew noe taht!
♫♫♫
The hills are alive
With the sound of mucus…
♫♫♫
*Big bubbly nose blow*
Oh noes U is blowing Ur nose
does U has the flu, Mau
does we has to take U fur further testing?
get Dr Tinycat here stat
* cues ominous music*
oops I meant Maus
Does I has the pinny-gig flu? Oh Noooooooooooooes!
oooooo missssttuurrr biiiiilllll!!!
you swine. joking about that snot funny.
That dratted GP giveded teh flu, ibetcha!
:looking berry serious
We hasta keepz U unner observashunz in isolashunz
an who is dis GP U speek of
ifinkso weez needz LOTS o blud to testz furr da deeseeze … shud Dr.TinyCat takez it frum da army o da nek??
Who haz da bukkit??
Taht dratted Piggeh! Guiness Piggeh! I’m gonna get him fer tihs!
maus, i see you’re guest starring in ‘Pibgorn’ now… /imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=77004daea9c51bf8a1c21fe98193465a (add h&w stuff)
Luv it!
i donna tink dat da GP be GIBBIN anyting awai. Ai betcha he will bee bak ta claim da flu
Eet up kitteh! U needz tu fill awt dat skraunee figir. Iz nawt helfy tu b sow skinee, aifinkso!
Maybe he will shares wif teh sfinks kitteh.
*snikr*
Hopefully teh kitteh wil sjair sum hair tu.
No more pants !!! Now i must eat!!
sew mennee noms, sew liddlol tyme inbetween napz.
NOM NOM NOM, deez r a feu o me faborite tings!
Nom nom!
Kibbles on rodents adn fishies on sushi
Chikkin adn lizard on fresh roasted turkey
Deez aer a few ob my favrit fings
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Adn teh snorgles adn cuddlolz frum teh hoomin.
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Adn taunting teh goggeh.
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Itz tuff bein a kitteh, but sumwunz gotta du it.
*sigh*
Ai miss mai stretchy pants…… deir sow cumfee!
U finks I wan dese bone dry crunchee fuds
I only eats deh best gooshie fuds
now go an get me some
Akshully more like sumboddy gunna need sum rug cleener soon aifinkso.
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Nawt sumfing tu fink abowt durin dinnur……
Haz n e wun else hadda problem voting for FAIL Blog on the webby awards? They say my e-mail and login are taken but they won’t let me log in. So I said I forgot my password (which I didn’t), and they won’t send me an e-mail with the reset code. I e-mailed them, but no answer yet.
hee- maybe they count the log ins dat “fail” as votes. very apropoe, eh?
If I could direct all of my failures to log in with a vote for FAIL Blog, they would surely win!
Congrats on making the front page with your one and only LOL. I loved it and added it to my favourites when I first saw it on the voting page.
I almost fell out of my chair when I saw this caption! LOL it’s a good one!! >^..^<
Get meh mai eatin’ britches!
LOL — eetin britches — I lubs it!!!
Larry teh Kay bull Guy ref?
actually had a cat, kitten, that could devour that…without those wimpy stretchy pants!
Kalikoe expanshun imminunt.
get your mops out!
omgosh!
i haz dat exactly saim kibblz 4 mai kitteh!