But I dun wanna scratch him… ‘s my friend
but u cantz scratch teh sofa either.
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I will lurve heem and squeeze heem and kawl heem Jeorj!
Akshuly, mebbe is a she and her nom is Emily . . . *gigglol*
kin hopez iz Emilee by da wae he iz huggin herz …
ai fur wun fink dat emil n orij boi maek a lublee kuppel!
uh, dat b ORINJ boi, ob kors.
Ai lub him
an I weel jest keepz scratchin onna da cowch — otay??? An an an maebea dat chairz inna da corner two, fur sumfink nawt oldz, sumtimez … Den mii fren heerz weel lastee a long timez ..
I just wanna cudlol….
Taht line always werked fer me…
snikr…
Aim sure it has!!!
there u are mause! i thought u was nommed by teh tigr!
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Aww, we haz bin huggd! And Nightshayde klokt in at 9:01 az well!
{{{hugs bak}}}
{{{{{{{{{Gremlin, Maus, Nennepus an Nightshayde}}}}}}}}
that she did! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Nightshayde}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*note tu self – negst tiem refresh 4 tiems….*
Conga cats fur awl uv us!!
I have sangria and sordid cold tapas – enuff fur ebrywun!!! Just help urselbs at teh tablol over dear!!!
It doen werk, u kin refresh elebentee tymes an da mimmutt U list da nawt-sekkondz annover 1 poppz up.
Iz whi ai haz gibbed up on nawt-sekkond. Refresh hatez mi.
okai, ai helps maiself tew teh tablol!
FangQ
‘kaithnxoffdisisheavee!
Nawt halp self tu de tablol, halp self AT da tablol.
okay, here is tablol wif eberyfing organamized an neet
Taks tablol an lebz.
ooooo – sneekee!
Ai liek the way u finks!!!
prep… propo… those werds like on, up, over a.s.o – dey be tu diffikult for foreigners
(either taht or I’m a lousy proof-reader…)
mae bee i likeez da tabol an wantz itz an nawt da stuffz awn it … didja fink o dat missy grammah correctamator …
Huh? didja?? missy smatzee panties!!! 
Ai aint da wun hoe ownz da tablol, U needz tu ask Nenne iffn she wantz da tablol bak.
I youshuulee likez mii sordid stuffz warm Oar ebin hawt!), nawt coldee. Coldee takes da edge offa da sordid partz …
Last tyme ai afferd sordid pastiez, dey maed mi goe tu da NB.
……………………………………………………..
Maebe waz gud aftrawl.
* Wanders auf humming tunleslee*
yepperz — da hot sordid stuffz shud bee inna da NB. Mae bee da COLD sordid stuffz iz otay too nawt bee in da NB … butt (O.O) iffin itz cold, how sordid kin it bee???
you’d be amazed…
*heds awf to NB*
Amazed an amused? Oar amazed an … herm… followa o da NB finkin aboot coldee hawt stuffz
Ice kyoobs kin be ravver sordid.
Or so ai haz bin told.
*saunterz to NB wif ebbreewun else*
I wan to luv him and hugg him, and kizz him al day wong!!
Mine!
Teh carpet — teh carpet wispurrs fings behind mah bak. Ai will skratch him.
U shoor teh wispurrrs nawt kummin froo teh vent awn ur ryt?
Kud be dem sneekee rodints in teh bentilayshun, tryin tu leed u astray.
*luuks at vent*
*puts eer to vent*
Hmmm. Teh rodints sez u iz teh wun tryin to leed meh astray, AP.
*goes to maek a sammich insted uv worryin abowt it*
Kersis! Foyld agin!
why iz you Floyd agin? When wuz yous Floyd da last tyme? I nose a horsie namid Floyd – heez purty nice …
is you Pink Foyld?
Ifink iz Purrrrrrpulll Floyd …
Hay {{{EM}}}
Hoez da boi????
Wii saez da rosary fore himz.
heem berry berry bwave. Nawt surea ub da planz yet — weel postifiy dem when i nosez
Maibi AP woz paynted pink. Anywayz, wy is Nightshayde putting teh rodints on teh sammich?
Furesh meetz, maekz da sammich bedder tastin.
da smmich iz beddar tastin wif furry meetz??? Iz dat da furry frum da live meet or da furry datz grooz onna oldz meetz??
Hey — I foughted da rodints nat fuds … ??? *haz a confoozled cuz meeny kitteh likee ta eet da rodints*
*whispurz intu EM’s eer* “Yu aer getting sleepy… Rodents fud nawt frens…. Fud nawt frens….”
Uv coarse nawt! Rodintz iz frendz – nawt fuds.
*thinks we need anuvver concert*
Maebee yesh, ai nebber goed tu a concert. Iz fru fru muzik ore countree ( an which countree)?????????????????????????
u can see nawt-sekkund consert at
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/26/funny-pictures-and-in-my-tell-all-book/?cp=all#comments
ONO! Ai nevur wantz ash trayz.
Um, I hayts to tell yoo this, OBNP kitteh, but yor frend is . . . ahem . . . a bit skwayre.
OBNP = orinj but nawt poysun
OBNP kitteh iz wize enuf to luuk beyond shaype wen selektin frendz, aifinkso.
Mah frend duz nawt judge me bekawz aym orinj. And I do nawt judge heem bekawz he am skwayre. We is nondiscriminomnomnomitory here.
mii mama sez da square geekee bois makez da bestest hubbies and lubberz!!
Anom tew taht!
*wishes he cud fynd a cute female geek wu wud agree to test that theeri wib*
*razes hand*
*razes hand*
Hay, ai onlee razed it wunce!
Did yuze jus’ nom yore frend?
speshully when frendz haz catnip sprinklold on ter hed!
Skratz Post Skwayre Pantz?
*snerk* Gud wun, smammie!
It’s hip to b skware.
An an an an — da edgeez are softee — so iz otay iffin haz a squareishness too it — iz steel cumforting and snooooooggggllleeee
*dips romeow intu past dekayds tu enjoy hewey lewis adn teh olds wen day were news.*
*danses wif jd inna decades old style*
is more like rectangular parallelepiped, akshully
O.O
GMTA – I wuz just gonna say that! *snerk* Not!
Ai fink it’s a skware prisum.
cuboid, shirley.
dat’s annipus, nor shirley!
*hedbonks JD*
Ai gots wun ob does, butt (*!*) teh weels fel awf.
Bee gonn, stoopee eeers!! Ai tukkid yu awf daes an daes aggow!!
*grumblolgrumblolwaresmaihejclippursai’ltaekdemawfrietnaowstoopeeeeersgrumblolgrumblol*
Ai duzzint see enny odd eerz, nicewitch.
Mii neevur, nao. Wen ai nawt-sekkund lawgd awn, dough, ai wuz steel teh sno-cat wif eestur-bunneh eeers, an ai awlreddee towld stoopee WP free tiems dat ai nawt wants teh eeers-pikshur enneemoars. Tudae, ob cors, teh chanj wuz immiidleeayt…um, suddin.
*gigglol*
Wel, dat shur tuk caer ob dem! Ai tinks ai bees teh flutturbai foar awyol, mebbeh until ai fynds mai summurree hatt.
ai hait teh cowch, ah’ll skrach taht
yur reedin mai mynd! oh gud, poor liddle braynsel am noe lawngur aloan.
but but, mai brane cell is teh loneleeee, kinda like a goatherd!
*kleers throat lowdly, begins to sing*
Hi on a hill wuz a lonely brayn cell . . .
Lady odle lady odle lay-hee-hoo!
ack! eerwurm!
Ai wuz afrade mai last wun wud dye, sew Ai ordured wun frum an ad vert eyes her on ICHC. Naow Ai can haz a brane sell hangin frum teh mirrer N mai car sew eber e buddy can C Ai has it.
Gotsim inna strangulhoald.
Luks lyke a hug to meh. Or mebbe isometrik eggsercizes. Awl togethur nao, and wun too three SQWEEEEEZE! And release. And agin. SQWEEEEEZE! And release.
Kitteh training to b onna Whirled Wrestlin Federashun.
Mite hab to resize teh title belt wen kitteh wins.
They duzzint kawl heem “Killer” for nuthin.
Teh chayre sez unkind fings abowt mah sistur. It will be destroyed azwell.
Ai herd dat tu – sumfin abowt her butt? Ryt wen she sat daon, aifink.
Chayre says “I liek beeg butts, and I cannot lie…”
Da chair — heem likees da skware buttz — hee tryin ta steel da kitteh gurlfwend – dats y heem hangin awn sooo titelleee
It took Dawg 3 yeers to figgur out what teh scratchin post was for, den one dai she just started using it. She’s not teh brite.
yous haz a kitteh namid Dawg???
Mi huzby had a katt naemed ob Dawg.
Dawg waz nawt da smarest katt inna whorld. One dae da propane gui cumz tu fil up da tank an da Mom-in-law yells owt da door “Dawg get out ob da waye”.
Da propane gui sez “Lady, dats a katt”.
LOL — datz da funneh!!
An iz da truf… mi paw tu CC
LOLZ!!
Yep, I haz a kitteh namid Dawg…she is an odd kitteh wif an odd naim and an inturestin lyfe storee. She was kidnapped by my ebil naybor and dumped in the wilderness, but she surbibed on her own for 7 munfs and came back home. She almost lost her left front leg cuz she got it stuck through her collur when she wuz on her own. She neerly starved, but was reskewed by a nyce farmer and returned to us. Now we lib far far away from all naybors so no wun will kidnap her again. The End.
{{{Dawg+Kat_Dawg}}}
fanks fur sharing herz story that is quite a tayle. I cannot unnerstandz
peeplols that is not nice to kittehz
Hadda kitteh named Dawg mini ears ago. Win Ai got aowt teh showr, himz wud get N adn role arown adn get teh wet. Tehn himz wud role on teh toul adn get teh dri. Cud open lok on bafruum dore, 2.
Wats taht Mr. Post? Teh hoomans r plottin tew distroi hour frendship? No,no ur rite….wii cahnt allow taht……u haz a plan u sai?
powst wispurs… “yezz yezz. Plansies. Iffen yu chew on teh recharge cords adn skratch teh frij door open…”
Teh kittie haz teh mitties!
Teh kitteh with teh mitties, and teh vessel with teh pestle . . .
Danny Kaye ref, FTW
Ai lubz Danny Kaye, himz face shapes maek mii laff.
give meh teh cheezeburger or teh carpet dyz
MAWM can Iz sleeps wid U
Iz had a bad dream
Loanlee kitteh needz moar kitteh frendz.
Ther is a bit of a sad downward turn to that liddl mauth and those whiskurs.
I hayts to see a kitteh having a sad . . .
Hoepulee, kitteh’z hoominz will reeyulaiz dat kitteh needz tew soshulaiz moar an set up a kitteh pleygrupe. Oar udawpt moar kitteh.
or play with deh kitteh ebrydai
Dat be gud idea!
:snerk:
reminds me of Canolli, my OBNP kitteh. whenever i eben nudge his skritchin pad, he hasta tew check an see taht it is okai.
an CC forbid ai trai to pick it up to sprinkle more ‘nip on…
burfday fairy iz heer to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Ichc.alex, Texcrew, an mouse290 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed cuppiecaeks in all teh favrit flavrs (yors iz heer too!) wif fancy frostings, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif slinkies taht gib off sparkles wen tehy slink, paynt-by-number pikshures wher teh picshure yor paynting iz a miss tery until yoo’v paynted it!, kandy, an mood ringz! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Ohhhh Arz da paintee by nummerz pikamerz onna blak velbet? Doooz you hab sordid pikamerz ta paintify?
thanks alot fluffy! you give him boo-boo’s!
Conga-rats on yur nawt-seccund gremlin!!!
And the Couch? He is not my fwend, I shall scartch him and scratch him and scratch him.
and callz heem scar fasz!
Couch fites bak wif an uppercut frum teh futrest.
Poyntee endz stai stukk inn teh uphowlsturee, adn git biglol skratchez.
Haha!
But…you always hurt the one you love!
Aktchulolee, it seemz liek dat haz gottedded kwite sum skratchez….
Ohai DK! Ai lefted yoo a frend reqwest!
Ohai! ai akksepteded yur frend rekwest awlreddy!
Ai see that! Fankee! Iz berry nyce too meet chu. *Shakes DK’s hand*
iz naiez tew meetyoo tew! (aktchulolee, iza paw….ai’z a dragon, afturr awl…)
aw, u iz so sweeet!
Disterbed Kitteh
has disterbingly phallic frend
I don’t know annybody who is, um…….., er…………, well ya see, oh…., shaped like a cracker box.
i hugz u, tankz!@