Uh, Ted. I wouldn’t….
birdee sayz he will haz teh kitteh speshul.
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Purty burdie…
Pls not to be nomming me…
*Runs away wif a quickness*
pfft… u’r hardly a mouffull Maus!
Yer right! A skwirrl wud be a much beddur meal aifinkso!
EEP
*Looks up Bald Eagle in Wikipedia*
I dinna know this. Bald eagles mostly eets teh fishies and notsomuchatall teh rodints! We’re safe, Leeza!
OOOH fanks Maus, I wuz afraid we’d be too much to resist!
dude…i kan protect u from teh bird….or shood i say american nomnom..
*sees bird* ZOMG! *steels car and drives awaee*
*reeturns with blaster* lets rock big burd…lolz!
maus…u and ur friend r safe wit me… i know im a kitteh… i wont nom nomify u.
oar, ummm maebee… if nawt a skwirl, maebee u eetz a sammin? oh! an’ shaerz! I liek samminz too! Yeth, plz niess burdy, go ketch a sammin at teh rivvr, den kom bak.
im a cat/decepticon transformer… call me an eagle 1 more time i will destroy elfinoget…a.k.a optimus prime!
Dat’s nawt ur nermul burdie
Tawk aboot having a fierce!
He haz a fierce for shure!
An iffn teh kitteh izn’t caerful, he’ll haz a kitteh too!
Ohai anni! Hao ar u this fien day? Here, it rainz and rainz. Awl uv a suddon, teh entire whirled is GREEN, except for the beautimous flours.
Ohai Q, Ai aer fyne, thx. We has mutch cooler dis week an wet 2. Lass week wuz up 2 70F, dis week is low 50sF. Lossa green and flourz heer 2!
iz awlwaze dat wai dis tiem uf yeer in See-Addul…
annipuss…take this*gives ak-47* now we can destroy that nom nomer!
not on my watch! yeah megatron banned me cuz maus stolst the allspark from my grasp… find him take the allspark and return it to me… then i will protect you…
kitteh finks beeg!
is liek teh spydrz whut livd at mai hous in teh awtumm… dey wud bild teh normiss orbwebz akross teh stairz to teh bak dek. Dey wuz varee dreemin’ ov ketch a hoomin, I fink. U nok down der web, dey be liek “Dam! ALMOZZ GOT DAT WUN!”
den dey bild agin.
Wun ov dem bild a web frum teh tree 10 feetz awae to teh stairz, so u goze to mow teh lon an u git nommd. Dat wuz plan, enniewae.
Dey duz dreem big.
run, in fact!
It’s Sam!
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is I – Sam the American Eagle. I would just like to say a few words about “nudity” in the world today. And I for one am just appalled by it. Why, did you know that underneath their clothing the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked? Is that disgusting? And it’s not just people, although goodness knows that’s bad enough. Animals too, even cute little doggies and pussy cats, can’t be trusted. Underneath their fur – absolutely naked! And it’s not just the quadrupeds either. Birds too – yes, beneath our fine feathers, birds wear nothing! Nothing at all. Abs… oh um… could someone, hand me a robe?
(from The Muppet Show)
You are all… WEIRDOS!
I say that ALL the time!
frum u… ai wud sai dis is a compu… compa… cuplo… niec fing 2 sai.
Sam de Eagal wuz funnee. I miss him.
mee tew, ai luved taht sho
oh yes – dey were nice!! ai bouttid dem as a present to myself de sekund-lastest christmas – if u like – u can come an visit and we can have caek an wutch de entire two seasons
O_O
XD 
*fawls ober frum laffin so much*
Hey, Mumrik! Congrats on gittin a gnu puppeh! I saw teh pikshors at teh link yoo postinged teh uther day. Whut a gorjus pup!
ohai, gremlin! fank u! yes, she b MOST byoteemus, and kynd too – totte approves uv hur, and lyfe r startin tew b good ageen.
ai beleev noodity iz gud. Tis liburaytin, and wher wud we b wifowt liburayshun!
Bu fur teh reckordz, iz no noodist!
I spy wif my eagle eye…..brekfast!
an luuk! tehres lunsh!
Kitteh’s just feelin’ patriotic…
lolxDDDi wouldn’t too
Iz nice burdy, and i thinks he wants moar than a cracker!
ohai lolnascar, ackshully u were the first thought I had wen I saw the eaglol!
how is u?
I are gud. And u?
sorree tew tag inn heer, wuz wundering….aneewun seen poasts frum prysma-kitteh? ai hoap shee iz jus enjoyin a few wel eerned dais rest?
an ennywun seen Africat lately?!?! havvent seen him foar ages…
aifinkso ai member Africat sayin him wuz goin awn hollyday? ai hoap hee iz havin teh fun! *swoons*
umm…ai mite nawt bee memberin taht rite tho, ai gits a confuzed sumtymes.
*grabs the swooning couch an get is in playce just befoar BF swoons tu the floor…*
Close cawl – u can lie here amongst the oriental carpits an exotic smelling salts AC leftid fur this use…
*puts on de furst series ob det muppets*
this shud get u up an laffin in no tiem!!!
*fayntlee heer teh sownd uv Pigs…..Inn….SPAICE!*
smelly sawlts, pleh *gasp sputter*! ahm up!
P-K last posted on April 24th as far as I can see.
I r gud too!
bizzy bizzy bizzy wif werks and RL too. did u see there will be a birfday party for tribble next munday? a Star Trek party! will be teh fun! I haven’t been here as much as I’d like lately, but will try and set aside some times for that.
{{{{lolnascar and all teh cheezpeeps I miss!}}}}
it were my birfday last caturday. Last yr, the berry furst race on ichc wuz on my birfday
OMCC!! I remember that so well! It was teh awesome!
.
HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!!
Hope you had a good one!!
OHAI………sg/lb…….ai is sharing a messij frum cween dat her satellite dish is borked an meshedup her akcess to innerwebs………her gibs ebbywun a big SCHMOO and will get back to ush as soon as possibul!!!!
In januarie, we took road trip to the missississississippi river to watch da eaglols. Dey flock to teh open waters when dere regular lakes r frozen ober. We saw abowt 300 eaglols awl in one place!! It wuz teh moast awesomeest sight to beholed. I will tries to post a linkie…
That sownds verreh cool! Hao amayzifying!
Just add the h t t p : / / i48.photobucket.com/albums/f211/lolnascar/eagletree.jpg?t=1240926437
Belayted happy burfday, lolnascar! Pittee we din’t have a race 4 u dis time!
Das ok upfi…im too old to race dis year! lolz
Thx for the bday wishes tho
U liek the eaglols, U haz tu taek teh crooz tu ‘laska. Dem haz moar eaglols den U can shaek a stik at. Der is teh humpy bak wayles adn teh giyunt sea otturs tu cee tu.
ohai WRr!
*hedbonks*
Ware u bin???
Ai had teh buzzee at wurks adn nawt culd plai so much.
yo west river rat! im a cat im halpin ur buddeez bout teh eegle and so far i havent nomed on them once! and i wont nom on u!
Hmph. If I is going on a crooze and paying all those moneys, there is NO WAY I is gonna shake a stick at anything. Doesn’t they have peeps whose job it is to does teh stick-shaking for u?
Dat depends awn whose stik iz geting shaeked.
lolcat burgurlur… take this…*gives ratlauncher9000* uze it against teh lolcops.
lol this is the precursor to that demotivational poster i saw this one!
http://b.pca3.fubar.com/97/30/1290379/2984673900.jpg
Too phunny! It duz luk lyke teh verreh saym payr. Neet!
Grayt beeg hannsumm Burd
lykez t3h veew frum Kittehz’ poarch.
Mebbee letz himz stay?
Grayt beeg hannsumm Burd
habz beegurr poyntee endz dan
curree~uss Kitteh
Curree~uss Kitteh
duz nawtz wantz to seez hoo habz
t3h moast ‘Catt-i-tood’!
Jack.
dez kinduv a beeeeeeg burd!
Win.
Teh eaglol has landed. Nao, shall we nom heem? Hoo’s with me, boys?
That mite not be deh smartest fing to do kitteh, he is mush bigga dan
Uz
ah’m wif u gremlin! erm…..u leed teh wai!
Ar we nawt MEN!!!!? I mean – Kittehs?!!!
ahm rite beehind u…jus a lil wai bak!
Furst, shall we drink this speshul strength poshun?
*opens a vial of speshul poshun, tayks a swig, hands it to BF473*
Currij in a bottlol!
Devo?
Ohai, Q. I wuz thinking moar Island of Dr. Moreau.
But yesh, Devo did have an album by that nom; I mean naym. I fownd this interesting tidbit on Wikipedia:
“On May 6, 2009 Devo will perform the album live in its entirety for the first time as part of the Don’t Look Back concert series curated by All Tomorrow’s Parties.”
Eaglol ftw.
Iffn yoo gitz yor fyne fetherd bawdeh offa that rayling within 5 sekkunds, nobawdeh gitz hurt!
5 . . . . 4 . . . . . 3. . . . . 2 . . . .
Kittehs and eaglol shud be frends. They both liek to nom fishies. Mebbie teh eaglol wil catch a nise big fishie an share if teh kitteh shows enuf respekt.
Duffy, that is a sweet thot!
I saw teh uther day that yoo postinged on teh “Read that part again”LOL with teh pikshor of teh beeg orinj kitteh wanting to hear moar abowt teh cheezburgers. Yoo sed teh kitteh lukkinged lyke yor Bekka hoo be at teh brij.
Teh pikshor wuz also a ringer for mah beeg orinj Gremlin (hoo also be at teh brij).
Ennyway, I saw yor note and I wanted to giving yoo this.
{{{{{Duffy and beluvved orinj kitteh hoo wayts at teh brij}}}}
Fanks deer sweet gremlin
{{{{Gremlin & Gremlin at brij}}}}
I have seen another picture of a cat approaching an eagle on a railing that looks like the one in the picture. I sure would like to know how these critters came so close together! What is the situation? Fess up, somebody!!!
Ohai – that pikshor is at a link postinged abuv by LD0ne. I serched but did nawt fynd teh storeh that goes with it.
Hawever, I did coem upon this short vid of a kitteh being visited by an eaglol. (Tayke owt teh spayces.)
h t t p : / / w w w . n oob.us/miscellaneous/eagle-gives-cat-a-visit/
Bald eagles are so beautiful.
I did… I did taw a puddy tat
Sorry Mr. Eagle, the closest we got to you ’round here is an old beagle.
Beautiful bird of prey
Just about dinnertime too if the kitteh’s not careful
no nomnoms! *steels car and drivs awaee*
OH NOES! DAT LITTLE CAT THING IZ GON GET ATE!
DAMN, NATURE! YOU SCARY!
I has a Ted kitteh. Hee seez da hawks dat flie roun mai nayberhud n hee wans sooo much fur mi tu opn da windoe n let hym gets dat big birdee. Ai dun do it–da birdee wud snach hym rite up n carrie hym awai.
If iz MOAR pointy endz, iz kitteh. If iz BIGGER pointy endz, iz eaglol. Eavver way, iz nawt going to end well.
Dass gone be “Ded Ted”
Else Ted gone be “Oar Durvez”
I hope the kitteh mom/dad chased away predator bird–I have seen eagles take small goggies! Kittehs ARE in danger! If an eagle can grab it–they can carry it! They fly high and drop it to kill it. Not a good thing for kittehs. Too scary!
Wan eaglol pye comin ryte up!
In r nayb-ur-hood we gotz teh terkee vulcherz wut surkulz in teh sky, lookin for teh small fud. I wunnerz if they haz a tayst for teh kittehs.
Nice pic
Heer in WA dey cownt teh noms big eagles giv lil ‘uns…avg 1 squirrel & 2 crows dly.
Uh, Ted. I wouldn’t… he’ll eat chu!
Overconfidence: You know this will end in disaster and you have no one to blam but yourself.