Thanks for packing my lunch, Mom.
maek sur dat bully doznt take it.
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Corm cat mutayshuns NS. Wut wuld yew liek foar sillybrayshuns ‘fore wii hed awf tew the tybootik?
Sumfin to waek me up, plz. Ai haz had a duzzin choklit-kuvvered espresso beenz + 32 oz icey tee & ai keep praktiklee fawlin asleep at mah desk.
Dis izzint gud — ai haz stuff ai needz to do & ai keep almost dozin off. *panic*
Hi NS, wii, meats agin! (boff ov us on last LOL!)
How bouts wii doo lyke teh Saggy-Baggy Ellefont…won, too, freee, KIK! won, to, frii, KIK!
Winebber he wint KICK, hii kikked obber a tree ore a busch,
dat shuld keeps yoo awake, no?
Wun Eyopener koming up.
**Pour Redbull and vodka in glass**
Puts madness awn the jukebawks
One Step Beyond
Dis sawng waykes me up.
Linkin Park
Ai friggin’ lub dat sawn. Ms. NC iz gibben meh dirty luks nao coz ai listening’ tew it and had it up to elebenty. Her next question is gunna bii, who gabe yew dat linkee? Wut shuld ai say?
**shrugs**
Wutebber u wanna say.
A crazee redhed wif a hedbangur syde, dat wants to get hur tyres kikked?
Way tew keep uh fella hangin’, Red.
Anudder wun ob yor spechulties ai presume.
Tell ya wut. Tew make it up, ai’ll gib yew 2 guesses wut my udder faborite sawn awn dat album is.
Witch album? Duran Duran oar Linkin Park?
Hangin? Um…..nawt ifn I can halp it!
**eies pop opin, so duz mouf, hand flyes obur mouf**
Did I say dat OWT LOWD?!?!
**
Runssprints to NB**Ai wuz finkin’ linkin’, but…wuteber.
Wut I’ve Dun?
I lyk “In The End”, but aparentlee iz awn diffrunt album.
“Let Mercy Kum” – Heck Ya!
I wuz hopin’ yew’d provide linkinz, but ai dew it.
Hay, ya gots ta be payshunt wif me.
I’m jes lernin dis noo trik an it taykes me a minnit…
See ifn dis enny beddur. Hurd it inna groshuree stoar awn Sundae. Nawt heer it in yeers…
Ordinaree Whirled
Oops! Try agin…
2nd Try
Carp.
Ennyway, go to Yoo Toob, luuk up “Ordinary World” by Duran Duran.
Mmmm hmmm. Bof gud songs. Alwmoast az gud as dis wun.
Tryin’ agin.
Mmmm hmmm. Bof gud songs, Alwmoast az gud as dis wun.
I. Hate. You.
**pulls NC’s glub up by teh finners an lets is SLAP bak down awn himz hed**
Gee, iz a shame Dan nawt heer to clik awn it too!
Oh?!? Butt ai lub yew, sew it duzzn’ maddur. Dats wut ai tell grand-dawter wen her is bein’ uh snot. Dribes her nutz.
Czech owt teh wun I posted awn teh bottum of dis fred.
LOL!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMAO..
Ah, shaddup!
Fankies fur teh song linkees… but ai duzzint haz ax-ess to teh utoob atwerk. Ai haz muzik on — mebbe teh last 4 espresso beenz finally kikked in.
OK – Ai try dis wun moar tiem.
WP bii nommin’ the linkee ober and ober.
Try dis: h t t p://hidemy@$$.com. Yew know wut tew dew wif the addy.
LOL — nice thought, but it’s blocked (as are most proxy servers). Google language tools used to work, but now you can’t go beyond the front page of blocked sites.
Pfft. They want me to do work when I’m at work. How 20th century!
Seemz tu bii a Munderdai thing. Ebberybody I tawlked tu tudai felt dat way! Mine daddikat even went intu da office an “relaxed wif eyes closed” for bout 15 minz tudai.
I nawt has gud sleeps last nite, only abowt 4 howers’ werf.
Sleep Depryvashuns + Red = Nawt a purty site!
Hallaluya tu that! I membered lot ov dreemz lastnite sooo I wuz awake alot Ifinkso.
yum, mausee
oh yeh – mausee fren
so, uh, whutz fur lunch?
MEETLOAF!!
Nooo!!! Nawt Eddie!
Adn today’s top free singulz:
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Lyke A Cat Outa Hell
Too Out Ob Cheeze Ain’t Bad
Rock’n'Roll Kitteh-naries
Akshulee, I had Tomato/Mozzarella Panini wif kettlol chips an a beeg ised tee, half-sweet, half-nawt sweet.
Wuz nommylishus!
Dat soundz reeli reeli gud! I nawt kan find ennifing gud fur lunch in mine area.
Panera.
Iz a liddlol pricee, but goooood!
YUM. I nawt eeted lunch der, but when dey kame tu Nickelcity mii an da boi go an gitted bagelz! Him a PICKY, PICKY eater, but him lubz gud bagelz. Sundried tomatoe him an minez FAV, hard tu find heer.
I lyk to get teh Cinnanomon Roll baglol wif Hazlolnut crreem cheez. NOM!
YUM, YUM! gotta find sundried tomatoe bagelz.
Try dere oar Atlanta Bread Companee. (Teh onlee wun I kno uv is awn Broadway, up from Logan’s.)
like “Ben”?
Dassa rat. Big diffrins.
ii liike Ben.
hiis a fren.
Duz wii need tu haz annuddur “Rodints R Frens Nawt Noms’ consurt? Wii can haz Alyce Coopur adn Fogg Hatz plai
**nibblols awn WRr’s eer**
**runsawaywifakwikness**
Hay! if ai wunted mai eers eeted ai wud haz inbited Ozzy!
* chayses teh rhsb *
**runs kwiklee away from crazee rat**
* stawps foar teh guinness, nawt wipes foam frum mouf*
U nawt can runs furebbur.
* chayse teh red sum moar wif teh foamz dripping frum teh mouf *
Oh noes! A rabid rat!
HAAALLLPPPP!!!!!
A wabbid wat? Hoo iz wesponsible fur dis wukus?
Bawbwa – Bawbwa Wawlturz — iz dat u?
Hewwo! This is Baba Wawa! … I’m speaking to you tonight from my home which you all saw on my wast special and weawwy wiked awot — wemember?
iz mahwena doychllahnd (teh maddalin kanhn wif teh guilda radnur awn teh snl).
♪ ♫
In the midnight hour
She cried more, more, more
With a rebel yell
She cried more, more, more
Owww
In the midnight hour, babe
More, more, more
With a rebel yell
More, more, more
More, more, more
Pray hell frum above
Oh noes, itz bak!
Runnin Song!
Sad eyes, turn teh otter wai
AI don’t wanna see you cri
Sad eyes, you knew there’d come a dai
When wii wood have to say “goodbye”
Try to remember teh majik that wii shared
In time your broken heart will mend
AI never used you, you knew AI really cared
AI hate to see it have to end
But it’s over
wot wyne go wif?
iz the whait wyne wif teh whait mows, oar…
Dis wun.
“Yew neber take me owt tew dinner”
snerk, nc!
oar ‘teh compyutr eeted mai hoemwerk!’
O, teh Focks frum “Dr. DeSoto” lykes his mauses “with just a pinch of salt, and a dry white wine’
NE udder Wm Stieg fans out dere?
Bawks lunch kitteh habin’ white meat today.
Teh otter otter white meet.
Forgib meh, ai gotta ask teh obvious Pat.
Otterz iz white meat?!?
Plz to nawt eeting teh otters!!
I can has thurmus too?
Iz Scooby Dew thurmus?
I had Raggedy Ann & Andy lunschbocks. Wuz teh metlol wun wif teh matchin thurmus.
I had a Strawberri shortcake lunchbox an thermaus!
my lucchn boks was metlol wiff redd playd design on it…an a glasslyined thermus. I don’t fink wii had karackters on dem in dose days. USed sayme box ebbery yeer.
Wate, wate, i fink eye found it on eBaby or sum aunt-teek shawp…
http://www.soaresantiques.com/images/lunchboxes/3230.jpg
I lubbs it!!!
The gud kinda thurmus? Wif the glass inside, nawt palstik?
Yup.
Ai had uh Land ob the Lost wun.
I remembur dat show!
Dint dey has sleestaks oar sumfin lyk dat?
Yup yup — an teh freekee
nekkidhairy kid, too.Chaka – FTW
Sid and Marty Krofft were full ob awesum and win.
OMCC, Luuk hao cheezy Dis is!
Uumm, I wuld lyke tu take dis moment tu gib thnx tu RHSB an NC66 fur teh big save awn Friedegg nite/ Caturdai mornin fur savin mii frum da hubbikat wurkz talk!
Ur welkom, 3km!
**bowz, den realyzes dat hurtz**
Ooowww…
No prawblemo, mi amigo. Yew can pay it forward, oar return teh fabor wen teh Ms. tries to collect mai Linkin’ Park collekshun tonight.
Why? Hur nawt lyk Linkin Park?
I admit, I’m surpryzed I lyk dem az mutch az I duz.
Oh, u has teh emayo.
Herz liek it jes fine. Jes nawt at elebenty volume.
I am an amigA! Got yer an Redz bak ennityme tho!
Yah, u GOTTA be nyse to me, cuz I kno ware u werks an u nawt want me tellin LCB ware u sell teh shinee fings.
SSHhhhhh! Iz a sekret. Nawt break da sekrit ub da redhead sister hood!
Butt ob coarse yew awr. Meh pidjin spanglish. Let meh show it tew yew.
I tried tu learn an got laffed at. Vowed tu nebber speek again. Kan unnerstrand an read more than speek.
frenz iz nawt fud!
butt (tee hee) yew fergot teh cheezburger!
He cud trade wif his frend fer a cheezburger. Or wif his otter freind who brings the fresh floppin fishies, cuz he wud get two. Iz fun tradin wif friends, but ooo, the decisions!
Yumm….noo lunchablol….mmmmmm…
Maus fine, veggies in corner not.
Datz juss tu keep teh lunch nys adn joosee.
an Maus-y knot fink hymns froat’s cut
okay, for all teh late peeples, teh peeples hoo had a bizzy erlier or hoo just culdn’t make it, tehrs still sum goodies an refreshingmints lefted from teh fun an edjoomacashunal sciense party!! welkom to teh speshuly-bilt party venyoo. klassy, huh?
yoo kan haz bof kinds if yoo want! for drinkies tehr iz glowy bloo martoonies and igor-ade. no, not made wif Igor, wuz inbented by Igor. shotglasses ob awnty dote are avaylable at teh medik tent.
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for refreshimints, we haz a atomic caek or, if yoo prefers, a eyeball caek!! donut wurry, duz not tayst liek eyeball, tastes liek fudjy caek!!
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for fun, yoo kan taking dis fun qwiz: wich mad sine-tist are yoo?!! or yoo can come owt heer to teh cortyard an launch sum rokkits!
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on to teh goodie bags – tehy are filled wif bownsy ballz taht liet up like partikuls in a supercollider wen tehy bownse! yoyos taht wissle she blinded me wif science wen tehy yoyo, an kandeez.
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an teh Peese de Rezistans (wich akshully wuldnt fit in teh goodie bags, so tehy are in dis conkreet-lined room ober heer): evreewun gets a Li’l Genius Ultra Deluxe Chemistry Set and Genetic Engineering Lab!! luk at all teh test toobs an shiny fings an botlols ob colorful likwids!! an petri dishes ob colorful… um… stuff!! an stuff!! an it comes wif 5-elebenty jillion munniez ob liability inshurance, just in case ob any slite mishaps. or anyfing. hab fun evreewun!!! (altho taek note: we alreddy haz wun thurty-fut glowy-bloo hamster wif a forty-fut glowy-bloo tayl running arownd loose, not needs any more, plzkthxeek)
Deer Burfday Fairy! {{{{BurdayFairy}}}}
Yoo reelee pulled awt awl teh stops fur this wun. WHAT a grate partee yoo have given fur ar deer Fleep!!!
An that yoo found awl those super sinetific gaymes an sawngs an pitchers!! Just too wunnderful fur werds! THANK YOOOOOO!!!
FANK YEW ELEBENTY!!!
*grabs a peece ov atomic caek (inna polite wai) and a glowy bloo martoonie*
Oh, dis iz juss wat I needed!
Happeh Birfdai, AWL!
Wher mah dezert?
*grabbs ingreedeeanments frum kittchin*
*an utensills*
*whips up a purrfekt chockolayte mousse*
*pops it in teh offen*
Mmmmmmm!!! chockolayte mousse!!! May ai hav sum too, pleez???
O yesh, ob coarst, JanCan!
(nyse to C yoo!)
*cuts off a beeeg hunk ob shockolade maus, oops I meens “Mousse”*
How wuz High-dell-Burg?
glad jeer back
*high-5*
O, an
*low five*
*knukklol bonks*
*hed bonks*
fangs 4 tawlking 2 mii, JCH4K..
i gess ii R knot kool,
Y no won talk 2 mii?
ii beez stoopy?
Oh noes. Yew nawt beez stoopy. Hoo sed sew?
Ai’s bonafide buttkiker, yer know?
Jes pointem owt foar meh.
Ai tawk tew yew. Az lawng az yew doan mind tawking wif meh while ai floss mai teefers. Jes dinished din din.
Fount uh pee nud
fount uh pee nud
fount uh pee nud
juss nao
aye juss nao fount uh pee nud
fount uh pee nud juss nao……
dayzha-boo
krakkd it open
krakked it open
krakked it open
just now
just now i krakked it open
krakked it open
juss now
O hai, LM! ii is sooo glad dat yoo camed alibe agin!
me too
lunch looks delishus an nootrishus
:smacks lips
Good fing hims doan hab a wheel.
Wud b tuff and sinooee.
an high-fyber!
(frum teh furr)
Noootrishus and delishus!!
Maus dillemama…iz it bettah to b nommed bai a snakee or a kitteh?
Neever, aifinkso!
I agwee.
We hab a lub-burd and I keeps telling teh kittehs dat we doan eet members ov teh fambly.
Unless izza particyoolarly noisey burd. Then we threaten Tiki-stew.
**pondurs parrothed stoo**
So, wut Tiki been up to latelee?
Snaek. Teh maus can sumtiems nom teh snaek insted. Nawt haz enny chans wif teh kitteh.
Maus noms snake?!? I wanna beleeb yew, butt (!) aifinsko dis snake tale yew speek ob is wun wut resides in the grass.
It wuz awn teh animlol channul last fall. wuz in teh australia owtbak aifinkso. wuz teh momma adn poppa maus purrtektin teh bebbeh mauses.
Oh ai beleeb yew WRr. I jes pulling yer leg.
Hoo new Mickey wuz sucha bad dude?
waht iz ta rabbut on ta fridge? afink i seen it somewerez else but i don no wut iz from. pleez helps!!
Looks liek an ant wif teh rong numbur uv limbs to meh.
Hay guies! Dis be my noo theem sawng!
Red’s Song
Teh ultimate Mouse Trap.
I lubs dis kitteh, luks lyke mah boss kitteh, Yogeh
Kitty’s own bento box!
I get it… no lol, but still funny
Garsh, I nawt heered dis sawn in eber!
Ray Stevens
American McGee’s Alice FTW!
Mize haz graet nootrishun.
Must open it like a canned food …Sshhhtt
Thatt iz nawt a maus- it’z a bebe ratteh.
KITTEH, reepeet aftr mee….
RATS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD .
…….Does ANYONE notice the death rabbit in the background? O.O
That tank is way too small for that rat. I hope it is a temporary measure.