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Conga-rats, nativeca66! Yoo has a 3-way ty wit Anni and Nightshayde. Hooray! We has drinkies and dantzes in yor honor.
Milkshayke? Parfay? Rootbeer float? Sumthing a liddl stronger in yor drinkee, mebbe – lyke Bailey’s? *gits owt whippt kreme sprayer, starts spraying everything in site* Woo-hoo! *puts whippt kreme on own hed* Woo-hoo! I has a hat! I has a hat! *dantzes arownd summoar*
Wipes whippy kreme awf forehed and plops on tawp ob bloo birfdai drinkee. *SLURP* mmmmm
O.o Hmmm gonna need unudder wun ob doez foar the litening rod.
**bloo drinkee goez straight tew hed**
**puts whippy kreme awn hed to match gremlin**
**and start dansing arownd tew**
Luk at meh, imma parfay, imma parfay.
**spin spin spin**
**fawlz down giggloling widly** *PLOP snicker*
Putz awn tee-are-ohh-ell-ell mask
* Now children, behave yourselves, please maintain proper Birthday decoram. If you don’t behave you wont be allowed back.*
Taeks awf mask…plehplehpleh tasets awful
Grabs NC an Gremlin fore moer dansin.
*sprays whippt kreme neetly on Bom_Momme’s hed; gigglols*
Here! Yoo try it! It iz teh phun! *hands whippt kreme sprayer to owr burthday peeps*
*resumes dantzing* Oh, and BTW, happeh burthday, burthingday cheez-peeps! Teh whippt kreme is on me! *gigglols summoar*
**Tries tew put whippy kreme awn the litening rod**
**Aksidentally touchez the sprayer tip to the rod**
*FWOOOOOOM*
**Bloo whippy kreme flies eberwhere**
**Cheezland luks liek a Blue Man concert gawn wrong.**
**shrugz**
**dansdansdans in teh bloo foam**
Taeks whippee kreme can frum NC, putz kreme onna fayce. Now ai haz da beerd an maus tashe. Anni bodee gotz da choklit sause? Anna cherri fore mi top?
**Breaks out D’Beaker chemistry kit**
Theobroma
Tahitensis
Sucrose
Lactose
Bovinic Acid
**Places ingredients in beaker**
**Applies litening rod and achieves lipolysis**
Here ya go BOM_MOMME. Choklit sause. (ai fink)
oooh, be careful. I heard a cautionary tale done as a poem that should help.
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Harry was a chemist
but Harry is no more
what he thought was H2O
was H2SO4
Taek me wiv u
We kint afford NAWT to geddit!
It would be fiscally irresponsible for us not to get this.
iz owr patryotik dooty to stimoolate teh ekonomoniez an buy a parfay. an sum gushifuds. an sum catnip meeses. an a noo kitteh purch.
Purrrzaktlee!
An de aspireee date is getting 2 close to naow.
But but but – is MUNdai, so yu carnt has SUNdai!
‘sides, it’s chili tooday, wate a bit..
is hot tamale!
Eck skoos me, Ai has too Nouns Mints to maek:
Ai is haffwai to mai target, raisin munnies fur Cancer Reserch UK – if yu wud lyk to sponsor me, SJ/Martoonie or TidmumAndTehAngstWun, plees to see 3 Racy Gurlz awn teh Cheez Town Cryer
An nawt oenlee, but awlso:
Teh Sekkund Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet has now been confirmed for Thursday May 28th 2009, at Greenwich Park, London.
Meet at the statue of General Wolf (outside the Observatory) at midday. Honestly, you can’t miss it!
Greenwich has many markets, museums, two theatres, what remains of the Cutty Sark (an umpteenth century wooden tea clipper) and is one of the Royal Parks. There are also a disproportionate number of places to eat!
Parking is not so great, actually, but there are good bus, train and Docklands Light Railway connections so please use public transport, if at all possible.
In the current economic climate – and considering the travel costs incurred – can I suggest that if you wish to give gift bags/party favours, they are homemade and the total cost is no more than £5/$10.
Hope to see you there!
Grrr! NC66, wot am Ai doin rong? Ai is tryin to yuse yur Idjot Prufe hyperlinkeedinkee an it keeps goin sille!
Ai finkso iz teh same prawblem wut Fleep wuz habin. Seems to be extra dublol-quote sneeking in at the end of the
h t t p ://www.blahblahblah part.
*WHACK*
3 Racy Gurlz
Hmmm, butt (!) Ai can’t see it, wen Ai is rytin it! Ennehoo, fankyu fur puttin teh linkee rite.
If yu canute gibs munnees, yur encrud….encurd…encurj….nys werds is juss as walcom! Plees leeb a commet awn 3 Racy Gurlz – we (well, AI, need awl teh halp we can gets!)
Mehbee you culd yooz dis Link – Anchor Tag generator.
Ai yoozed it to make dis link.
Mitu
I is in trainin.
*up 2 3 4*
*down 2 3 4*
*bend an stretch an tutsh teh toes*
*side to side an..*puff*..pant..**Garsp**…THUD…..
nc66, u iz teh eggspert at “percussive maintenance,” aifinkso!
Yep yep. Ai <a href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percussive_maintenance”it lerned frum the best…watchin’ mai dad hit teh teebee set wif skillz dat teh Fonz wuld envy.
Hahahahahahaha – Datz classic
Guess ai gawt a few moar lessons to go lerninit
also known as “manual override”?
But kitteh… is not fer cheezburger…
Coop on sez “wun ice screem sunday, wun dollop ob sour creem, wun cheezburger….. wun scotch, wun burburman, wun beer.”
and I bin GUD
an I needs calories since I ar growing kitteh
:makes big soulful eyes at deh humin
*lower lip tremblols*
Haz teh Drunk Cowboy fing gone away yet, Ms Skwirrl?
An Qte kitteh, tu! *SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, jmuhi . *comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd) *sweepa sweepa sweepa jmuhj braynes into a neet pile* *rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur* *scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee* *jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone* *applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)* *taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp* *tukka tukka tukka jmuhj in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee* *givs jmuhja cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling* *stands bak to luuk at werk* … Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.
iz gud *aftur* teh cheezburgrz…
ob corse kitteh! anyfing yew want!
SKWEEEEE1!!! such a kyootie! luks eggsactlee lyke mai shadow as a kitteh (eben has white spot) *sniff*
bebbeh basement cat leads U to temptayshun
True. Grown-up Basement Cat makes you do big sins; Behbeh Basement Cat makes you do eetle-bitty-weensy-bitsy sins.
ok, sinse i wurked too hard on teh fun an edumacayshunal burfday party for phillipe d’beaker to hab it ending aftur only three howrs, an for the later shift ob cheezfrenz, i am bringing teh refreshmints an goodies onto dis thred too!
yoo kan haz bof kinds if yoo want! for drinkies tehr iz glowy bloo martoonies and igor-ade. no, not made wif Igor, wuz inbented by Igor. shotglasses ob awnty dote are avaylable at teh medik tent.
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plz to enter teh speshuly-bilt party venyoo. klassy, huh?
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for refreshimints, we haz a atomic caek or, if yoo prefers,
a eyeball caek!! donut wurry, duz not tayst liek eyeball, tastes liek fudjy caek!!
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for fun, yoo kan taking dis fun qwiz: wich mad sine-tist are yoo?!! or yoo can come owt heer to teh cortyard an launch sum rokkits!
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on to teh goodie bags – tehy are filled wif bownsy ballz taht liet up like partikuls in a supercollider wen tehy bownse! yoyos taht wissle she blinded me wif science wen tehy yoyo, an kandeez, ob corse.
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an teh Peese de Rezistans (wich akshully wuldnt fit in teh goodie bags, so tehy are in dis conkreet-lined room ober heer): evreewun gets a Li’l Genius Ultra Deluxe Chemistry Set and Genetic Engineering Lab!! luk at all teh test toobs an shiny fings an botlols ob colorful likwids!! an petri dishes ob colorful… um… stuff!! an stuff!! an it comes wif 5-elebenty jillion munniez ob liability inshurance, just in case ob any slite mishaps or anyfing. hab fun evreewun!!!
(iz yootoob being wonky today, or iz it just me?)
yootoob alwais messee fer mii. Kinder hard wen Ai hazza account…..
ai wuz also having teh problems wif yootoob. ai wuz trying to make blue links, but kept nawt working. But nativeCA noes how to fix them, so maybe it’s nawt yootoob fawlt.
Oh, nda happee birfdai Pd’B!!
well, ifink my links be wurking, but teh videos wont lode. hmm.
im getting videos on ovver sites, but not yootoob. must be yootoobs fawlt. hmpf.
or mebbe iz my interwebs going weerd today.
everythings bein wonky today, ifinkso!
I will has to stay off ichc for a wiles, every time I commint in teh last 1/2 hours, my internet exploder, er, explodes!
dat nawt guud!!!!! Wii wudint want yer pyooter followin teh exploder!
Purrhaps it iz yor scientific method?
*sigh* sumtimes it wurks, sumtimes it duznt, ovver videos work, but it wuz being wonky on my boi’z compyooter too so at leest my compyooter iznt borked. mebbee if i fly arownd in cirkles three times an sakrifice a goat…
… but its only Tuesdae
Ai wud gladlee pay u Tuesdae fur a Cheezburger today!
how about pay me caturday for a sundae?
Ohai an hoppi birfdai agin Pd’B
Totalli off toepik, waz surfin an saw dia.
*** Welcome to The Animal Rescue Site $100,000 Shelter+ Challenge — together with Petfinder.com.***
Petfindr iz habin a contest fore to gib grantz to mane societies based on botin fore da bestest.
Iffn u doen hab a faborite maebe boat fore eiver Prysma’ or Lolcatburgler’s hooman societies.
Fanks, noew bak tu da partee.
Why, kitteh, yoo must be reedin mah mynd. Of KORSE it be tyme for a nice kreem parfay! Grab yor coopon, and letz go git sum!
*grabs munnies, grabs kitteh wit coopon, heds for teh kar*
Duz yoo wunt sprinkls on yors? Ay finks ayd lyke stromberries an whipt kreme on myne . . .
az far az i’m consurned, ANY time iz a gud time for parfays!
(dis iz me wif my hubby. “kan we get dairy qween? plz? i haz a kyoopon” *insert bambi eyes heer* )
*whispurs* I has to admit – I has a week week weekness for those Oreo cookie ice kreem/milkshayk thingies frum Burger Ting. I keeps an ey owt for coopons for those . . . I sekrutly noms it, and I kwiklee throws away teh receept and enny evvydenz. Whut goes on between a gurl and her Burger Ting snakkies is between just that gurl and God, Ifinkso.
Peenut Buster Parfay. or a Heeth Blizzurd. buy me wun an i’m yor slave foreber. or until teh next time i want wun, anyway.
Ai agrii. Ai bin known tew yooz dat teknique myself tew git wun.
Parfays awr full ob awesum and win.
Speekin’ ob parfays. Haz N-E-wun seen uh certain liddlol donkey?
hmm, nope. i hoep her shows up sumtime.
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so nc66, duz yoo habbing teh weekness for wen yoo gibs yorself teh bambi eyes?
Hmmm…I dunno, neber tried it in teh mirror.
Lemme see…*BEEG stare* *blinky blinky* *KEEERACK*
Nawt eggsactlee week, butt a liddlol nauseous now.
**pawnders getting self a parfay to settlol stomach**
see, it werked!
ohai LM & NC66 etal…….ai iz doin a flyby to lets peeps noes dat teh CWEEN has a borked satellite dish an can not gets to teh innerwebs….her asked me to send schmooos an hugs and let ebbrywun know her misses yew awl and will be back soon!!!
Oh an a berry speshul Hippo Bird Day to fleep d’b… ai will conjure up a speshul lol fur him when ai gets home a liddol later………..
SCHMOOOO FLEEP!!!!
Iz this where Fleep’s burfday partee iz!????? Oar wuzzit awn teh previous picchoor? Luks kinda partee-ish heer – so ai will say. . .
Deer Professor Fleep d’Beaker! Ai wish yoo awl teh happiness in teh hole weyed whirrled awn this yur verree speshul day!
Ai am going to trai to sing yoo mai burfday sawng, but teh last sebrak taims ai did it, WP – oar sumwun!! maybee teh sayme pterodactyl taht ate teh Piroghi Chef at MAI burfday partee hoo did it! Hoo knows!
Ai am awlso at a stranj pewter and dont know hao to find teh mew ikkel notes! Ai’ll just see waht happens!
Menee burfday schmoos to yoo in ene event!
Happee Burfday to yooo,
Happee Burday to YOOOOOOOOOO
Happee BURFday PHILLIPE d’BEAKER
Happee Burfday to YOOOOOOOOOO
ohai JCH4K … d’Beaker stops by the day after to help sweep up the cornfetti and party hats. It wuz a wunder mouse party. Thank you for teh happy burfday song !!!
Ohai jamamamamamamamama…*slap*…kitty
Fanks foar lettin’ us know ’bout her highness.
*tries tew touch mj’s saddlelight wif litening rod**
**can’t kwite reech**
Beddur awf N-E way. Dis fing haz bin akteeng up. Wii doan need her majestry tew aksidentally get turned intew uh smurf.
Onoes, nawt second no princess, naow no queen
Ai haz a sad. Clossist DQ 2 mai haws iz Tyler, TX, awl mose 3 ours away. Adn Ai iz jush a fuul 4 teh Heef Blixxards.
Sorry, teh coopen expired.
Ise kreem!
ok since you have been sooooooooooooooooooooooo good
Thrifty Kitteh
no pays full prise
eggskyooz me, haz any body seed a hamster tayl, oh abowt dis big *poynts frum wun side ob teh JCH4K Roundabowt to teh ovver side* an attached to a hamster ob slightly smaller porporshuns? i made it for phillipe frum teh Li’l Genius Genetik Enjineering Lab, but it gotted owt ob its caje.
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oh, an it’s bloo, like teh bloo burfday martooniez. thx!
A hammy tail?
No, butt (!) ai seed uh peanut stand and heard uh rubber band.
what teh rubber band dew???
It swung teh frunt porch and rang the diamond.
cool!! *runz to reed the instrukshuns on teh Li’l Genius Genetik Enjineering Lab*
And it comes to you how it all slips away
Youth and beauty are gone one day
No matter what you dream or feel or say
It ends in dust and disarray
Like wind on the plains, sand through the glass
Waves rolling in with the tide
Dreams die hard and we watch them erode
But we cannot be denied
The fire inside
I liez teh wey u finkz, kitteh.
see i told you that there store was on main street! but nooooo! you just had to go down 24th! thanks again for getting us lost!
That’s mah cat!!!! LMAO! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!