Cabin looked biggur in travel broshur…
Cabin looked biggur in travel broshur…
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iz steerage clas
“I’ll nebber let go, Jak…”
butt (!) den her duz!
ohai calicocoa! nawt see yu in fureber! haow yu b?! {{{calicocoa}}}
oh, by teh wai – congaratz awn yur nawt sekund!!
fankies, uk! hab sum lemmingaid an grilcheez sammichez? tehr’s lawts fur ebbrybuddeh…
ai’ll hab sum lemmingaid, fankies! ai just mayd a caek wif fudjy frostin, wuld yu liek sum? dere’s enuff fer newun hoo wants it!
aaaaaooooooowwwwww! fudjy frawsting! ai needingz teh chrg fur teh tung — uverwyze ai haz a *mouf* splort!
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*calicocoa taiks nais beeg peese ub caik, sez fankee tew uk, tukz caik im fridj fur laytr.*
Ai kan taek too peez, da huzby werkwerkwerk berri hard onna garden an deserbz nomz. kthx
*gibs Bom Momme two big peeces uf cayk*
enjoi!
ohai, unique! sowwy tew interupt, butt ai deed nawt gib yew ur welcome pakage yet!
{{{{{unique}}}}} an smooze!
ai iz grate, fankiez! bizzibizzi wif teh wurk, thoh. haow bi yu an plasticat? ai owingz yu teh emayo; ai nawt furgotted… {{{uniquekitty}}} {{{plasticat}}}
ai keep missin yu heer, thot yu mite b bizzy! wii b gud! Plasticat hazza BIG happytayl – he had a writer’s werkshawp yesterdai, and dey hadda writing contest, and he won fer hiz group, grades 7&8!! it wuz bery eggsiting!
write AWN, plasticat!!! waytago!!!
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ai haz a prowd ub yor fine son (an eva’s fine daddeh!)
fankies – ai hazza prowd uf him tew!!
teh storee he entered, ai fink he putted a linkie tew it awn a lol last nite…ai noe dere iz a linkie tew it awn the Cheeztown Cryer – iz called “The Traveller”.
fankeez! ai’ll reed it. pleez saying beeg congarats tew plasticat fur hims acmoplish… akomlpish… pryze! him bee teh win adn awsum!
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ai gotsta scurry aot tu teh wyldlyfe pawndz nao — iz teh taim fur teh nais 2-myle burdwawk. lurvz to awl {{{cheezpeeps}}}
Oh, nda wen yoo reed eet, noez dat da kopee awn meh blog iz before we edited it. Dere b a few misspellings nda awl teh “walked”s arr gown
An yew luked different, too
snerk! iz funneh, carosue!
altho dat wuz nawt a nice fing to say, cuz bof deese kittehs is beatuimuos.
Yew wants to go to teh tyebootique wif me and gets sum round headed kitteh dolls an sum lemonayde?
yesh, yesh, yesh! grate idear!
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ai wuz jus cheking tew c weather enny uvver peeps tide two.
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sum nais grilld cheez sammiches? wif teh hoam-groan tummyatoes?
Wair yu getz hoam grode materz in april? Souf Merka? okay lez go . did we ebur getz a peepul tu run da samij shawp? Haz bin a vake antsy fur lawng wilez.
um, iz teh cheezland. tehr’s *awlwaze* teh hoam-groan frootz ‘m vedgiez im teh seezun!
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az fur teh sammich shop, mebbeh tehr’z a nais halpfull haff-tee.arr.oh.ell.ell (laik teh T_E_T). payingz tehm inna sammichez…
troo dat! ai lurvz teh sawft jinjrey wun (*must* hoald teh chrg tite!), an teh whait wun luks laik teh “fanceh feest” kitteh…
it luks like a space ship! Where yew goin, kitteh?
stuk in teh noes coen
dey eaz goin tew…………
Alpha centauri
Beta centauri
Ccenter ub teh uniberse
D…
Delta Centauri?
Egipt
Franch
G….
Dogstar (jeez, can’tcha be *Sirius*?)
Eridanus
Fomalhaut
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Geminga (cayrful – nastee radyashuns!)
Hors-hedd nebyoola
Interstellar spays
J…
Joopitur (oar mebbeh wunna teh moonz)
Kappa Puppis (teh “poop-deck” constalayshun. part ub teh ship. srsly!)
Lacerta
Mercuree
N…
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(*iz teh “poop-deck” laik teh “poop deck pappy” inna “popeye” kartunez…)
Neptoon
Oort clowd (ob long-term kommits)
Pluuto
Q…
Qwazar (duzzin matter wich – dey awl so far away dat ittul tayk a gazillyun yeers tu get der)
Rhea (moon ob Saturn)
Seeryus (oh, we bin der alreddy)
Saturn (oh we bin der tuu, at leest wun ob teh moons)
Sombrero Galaxy (datz bettah)
T…
Tucana (47 Tuc bee kewl globular clustr)
Uranus (keerful, oar yu gotsta going tew teh nb)
Vulpecula (iz fur ICHFawkses)
Wild Duck Clustr (M11)
Xena (nu plamet thingey)
Yello Star (laik teh Sun, oar mebbeh Arcturus oar Capella)
Zubenelgenubi (im teh Libra? im teh Scorp?)
Zubeneshamali ( ” ” )
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(fankz, gooogl!)
Que teh Major Tom muzak! Like in dat commercial.
Grownd Control to Major Tom
Grownd Control to Major Tom
Commencing napping
Engines nommed
Win!
Mebbe iz wun of dem tee-peez u can camp in?
teh kittehs be in teh tekssuss?
**goes to luuk awn googlol**
I wuz finkin abowt teh Wigwam Villages.
o ai foargots abowt dose, dat is a klasik!
mai wessturn kowboi bii-uz, let mii show u
When I furst seez the picchur, I thought itz lukkin like a yurt, if yas eber seen wun. Kinna like a tee-pee but better.
tew much floofeeniss foar teh spayc
Luks lyke spays capsule.
Mebbe dat’s why teh werd “Cozee” wuz yoozed sew mutch.
SPLORT ALERT!!!
oops, too late! *S*P*L*O*R*T*S*
Yo! Porter! Offer heer? Duz dis ship has the CCC servise? Or is dis pur barboid in BEEEG trubble?
Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, barboid. *comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd) *sweepa sweepa sweepa barboi’s braynes into a neet pile* *rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur* *scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee* *jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone* *applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)* *taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp* *tukka tukka tukka barboidin unner a floofee cheezmap blankee* *givs barboi a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling* *stands bak to luuk at werk* … Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.
grate ress-queue, bom! u sayvd teh barboid inna nic-oh-taim!
Fankee, ai iz hoppi tu halp.
Whew! dat was klose. danks furrr dat wunnerful ressq. is furrrebber in yer det. {{{{{{{{{{calicoca, carosue, an bom_momme}}}}}}}}}}}
ohai barboid! iz wii noeing eech udder yet? ai iz happehtayl tu meeting yu (eben heer inna infurm… imfirma… um, sik plais).
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sum nais lemmingaid? a gril cheez sammitch? {{{barboid}}}
Be-wares ob teh false abbertising!
Dat littleh white kitteh is the cute!! An teh ginger one… *SPLORT*
Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, ETP. *comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd) *sweepa sweepa sweepa ETP braynes into a neet pile* *rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur* *scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee* *jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone* *applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)* *taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp* *tukka tukka tukka ETP in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee* *givs ETP a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling* *stands bak to luuk at werk* … Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.
*Sips onna hawt chocolate* Fankee B_M!
Ur welcum. When ai nawt sekkund reeded ur fankz, ai sawed “slips onna hawt chocolate.”
Ai fellded badd caus ai hurted u.
go bom! dat’z anuvver grayt sayve! (btw, ai’z bee oweing u teh emayo. ai nawt furgotted!)
Iz oba taba; RL haz da waye ob maekin emayo sendin delaymin.
Two lilluh kitteh heds?
Is da bodees cummin in for to sigx weaks?
wich one iz duh duntz kitteh?
Ohai! ai just gotz bak frum visitin wif KCTailkinker. She be recovering frum serge eerie. She was in gud spirits, or mebbe it was pain meds since they dun allow beer or wine in teh horsepittlol. I printed owt all teh e-meows and get-well-wishes everyone sent and she was pleased to know that she was being thot uf by her cheezfrends. She’ll be there for a while, sew u can continue to send me messages to pass along to her. It’s berry painful, so we joked that she shudn’t have to have teh fizzycal therapea since our president said teh U.S. does not torture. At least her sense uf humor izn’t borked.
oh, fankies fur teh update Cattails!! wii iz alwais finkin uf her, tell her dat Plasticat and ai are sendin her beems frum Noo Yawk fur a speedy recubery!!! {{{cattails & KCT}}}
tell KCT taht teh burfday fairy makes a very speshul swish ob teh burfday wand forher to getting all better soon!
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{{{{{KCT}}}}}
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an Cattails, yoo are such a very speshul cheezfrend for luking after owr KCT liek dis, heer iz a swish ob teh burfday wand for yoo to, to gibbing yoo a wish come troo!
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{{{KCT}}}
Gett better soon
*attenshun attenshun*
tehr will be much sciense fun for all, so be tehr!! (an rebember, in cheezland teh party neber ends and teh fud an drinks nebber run owt, so if yoo kant make teh time, yoo kan alwayz coming bak later to chek it owt an get yor goodies!) see yoo tehn!! 
teh burfday party for phillipe d’beaker will be on teh 6 a.m. cheeztime LOL, wich iz being 9 a.m. pafisik time (aka burfday fairy time), Noon eestern time, an, um, dont kno teh TTI an Yoorup an ovver times but yoo peeples are smart, yoo kan figyur it owt.
Ai will probabyl be layt. Ai’ll bring a rly gud gifty too make up fer it!!
Ai’ll be free owers layte butt Ai’ll trii tuu beink dere!
mebbee for ETP an plasticat and ovvers we will be habbing a continyooashun ob teh party onto teh 12 pafisik/3 eestern LOL. tehre iz sum very speshul goodies plannd, dont want anywun to missing owt!
Tat sounds gud!! I’ll – Oh wait, Ai forgotted, stoopy RL is gettin in teh way.
Ai habba busy Monday, sew AI might nawt ba able to cum. *Sniff* *Sad fayc*
Is teh 5pm TTI an 6pm RestOfYurp LOL
Hahahahaahaha! That’s real cute!
I can imagine them saying that!! LOL!
ohai, burfday fairy! yew iz wun ub mai newest ichc frends!
{{{{{burfday fairy}}}}} an smooze!
*schmooz to Kat*
scuse pweez, I haz sum tings tu tells u awl!
My mama kitteh haz had her kittehs. She haz fur of dem.
A black wun, a tiger wun, a tiger wif big swirls, and a bwak and wit wun!
I haz a happee, deh iz so liddle and soft and cuddley, and deh smell so gud, liek new babbee kittehs, wich deh shud, since deh IZ new babbee kittehs, snerk. K, dat iz awl I haz to an…anu… tellz u.
oh, yu iz da luckee!1!!1! liddle babeh kittehz r soo kweet. Be shur to snorgle da mamma cauz shez dun a lotta wurk and nows gotta lot more wurk ta doo ta lik doz kittehs inta shape!!!11 yay mamma, yay kittehs, yay MamaCat!
They do it with angles!
Our noo howse is sooper space-age
And enarjee-efishent
…Just doesn’t hav a lotta room fer when ur cuzins come over
Iffen cuzzin iz cute adn rite gender, nawt nessisarily dat big ob a problem.
Anyone know what breed those dudes are? Too cute!
2-Cat Tipi verii chic!