Cow poop. Yes, I have definitely stepped in cow poop. I hate nature.
u wanted 2 poop awtside. dis iz wut u git.
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concats Valesa, can Iz borrow deh tawp spot to make an announcement?
We can has a birfdai
parteh for Tribble
Since our Tribble loves to goes where no one has gone before
The parteh will has a Star
Trek theme
We will has a parteh on May
4, noon EST lol on ICHC
Her birfdai is on Sunday but we will celebrate on Monday
Will beez held in Ten forward on the USS Enterprise
which Capn Picard has agreed to give us for deh duration of the parteh
Ebry wun come dressed up either as U are or as Ur favorite Star Trek
character
in Ur favorite starship or shuttle
An Uz can wish Tribble and tell us who U ar and how U maded deh journey
We will has a big choclit cake and manee drinkees and noms
an I will make dis announcement again as a reminder as deh day of the
parteh approaches
So come and join us for deh funnest tyme in deh alpha quadrant!
Aww, fank u two-kittehs!
oh U is welcome!, WP eated some of my html formatting tho, so it looks a bit messy.
How is Uz? spring is finally here, I seez grass and flowers and is not wearing a coat!
BTW I may beez coming Mareeland in July. I will keep Uz posted
Eye wuz juss puttink sum flowers inna pots. Izz berri hot heer. 90′s teh past 2 dais. Wii seemed tu haz skippeded spring an gone rite 2 summer!
Plz tu bee lettin mee no wen u iz comming tu Mareeland!
Happy happy birfdai! isn’t it capn kirk? altho i don’t mind capn picard, he’s my favorite! somefing abut engrish accent and bald head…
Fank u Valesa. Eye agree wit u onna Capin Picard!
Two_kittehs, ewe said dat We will has a parteh on May
4, noon EST. Shud dat nawt bii EDT or mostes simplee 12 noooooon on the Eastern Coast ?
yesh U is rite, day lite saving time alwais throws me off.
I meant teh noon lol
sorry fur any confusion
Oh two_kittehs, ai do hoep ai can coome! Ai will still be in jermanee then – an ai may nawt bee neer a pewter!
So ai may be layte – maybee even a day oar moar layte! But this IZ cyberspayce! So evenchullee – ai will bee heer wif a burfday greeting!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
eww endeed… <a href=”http://failblog.org/2009/04/27/double-fail-2/#comments”wut habs u done mr. maus?
gneh… ai fergottit one > … pleh… ai fink u gits da linkeh n-e-way
It stinks
Awr yew baiteeng meh?
**resists urge tew make reference to teh**
**smell ob catpalm in teh morneeng**
Iz naychoor dat stinks! ref teh James Heriot storeez “Awl Kreecherz Grunt an Smell”
I lub doez storeez often full ob facepawz.
Hmmm…nawt uh gud idea akshully wif dung layed about.
snerk!
Cudn’t u using teh methayn 4 sumpfin, Dr. Fleep?
Hai Filleep
Eye juss gettid teh messij frum JCH4plus elebenty K sujjestin taht a burfday am happnin. An if eet B yors taht am mowzt eggstrordinurilee strainj B coz juss teh udder day eye am tinkin ov yew wen eye seez teh sigh n tist types frum teh holler tree insty tute awn teh noo TV taht am b cummin an addixyun in mai hoem!!
sew. eggstrapowlaytin frum whut ebbydenz eye haz – eye wud venbchure dat yew haz teh burfday sumtiem thiz yer – hey!! am eye ryte oar am eye rite??!! sew happee burfdai two U perfessur beeker filleep!! Teh clam caek am baykin az eye rite. bloe owt teh kandul an maek teh weesh!!
Haz teh happee dai.
Cheez
{{{Philleep}}}
Tidmum rushes in embarrissinglee laet ..*waves fisties at IRL*
……whoopsadaisy …Hope I nawt borked sumfing an caused a sientiffic meltdown…………..
*Happitayl Birfday to Yoo*
*Happitayl Birfday to Yooo*
*Happitayl Birfday Deer Phillipe*
*Happitayl Birfday to Yoo*
*Spin an Twirl an caper an prance*
*Doin teh Happitayl Birfday danse* dansdansdansdans..*Crash..bang……BOOM!!* ..sounds of tinkling glass and ominous fizzing occur……
*Phew!! Whatever taht wuz, It sure makin priddy fyrewerks in teh sky..AN LOOK! They spellin out “HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHILLIPE”
in lots of awsum cullers
.
Aware of teh mess she made,Tidmum caerfully cleens up teh borked glass and wipes teh sides down,upon which, she places a rather fine Elebenty yeer old Single Malt for Pd’B's delectation.
Happy Birthday Phillipe.
*CHEEZ*
happeee birddoay, fleep! ai has a prezzie fur yoo taht ai had planned way ahed ob teh desstruckshun abuve.
As sumwun hoo yoosed to hab her own lab an nos hao spensibe tehy are, here are
elebentee duzzin erlinmiers an beekers ob sordid sizes!
an as a speshull gift, mai abillitee tew drop erlinmiers on mai fut tew cushin teh fall an nawt brake sew mennee!!
happitee hapitee birfdae!!!!
dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans!
oh, these replies are getting all piled up at the bottem of the comments. That’s OK, people will figure them out.
Thnx, mugglemary. Sordid beekers are always useful. And the fut trick is FTW!!
elebenty yeer old single malt?????
*squeaky squeaky squeaky cork sound*
*plorp opening sound*
*clink clink clink glasses sound*
*glug glug glug pouring sound*
here yew goes, sum fer eberybuddy who wants sum.
sip, sip, sip
aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!
ohai Gibbocat — just stopping back by to see messijes; they told me yew had left wun. Thnkxvrymch — cum back and play more often !!
I iz lost
kitteh skouts orientearing badje fayl
Happytayl birfdai PD’B an awl teh udder cheezfrenz!
Is we doing that on *this* lol?
*hurries to get into costume*
*cheks kalendlol*
aifinksew butt mebbe ai iz errleee?
no we iz doing dis eggsaktly week frum now
I iz makin an early announcemint so cheezpeepz has time
to prepare an trabel
But… but… I is not aloud near PdB’s time masheen anymoar! Not after whut happened here.
ROFLMHO Iz nawt gud to press teh Red button iifn you nawt gno wat it duz…
*fasepaw*
*grabs tidmum’s paw an slopes off to neckst week*
Teh onlee guud cow iz in cheezburg formm
Happee happee birfdai tew uuuuuu PD’B!!!!
An tew anee uvver cheezpeeps havin a birfdai!
thank you bleusfan473. thnkyouvrymch.
Chips ahoy, kitteh!
lemme ‘pat’ u onteh bak fer taht commint
I’m glad it wasn’t a flop.
Ore a pi in yer i
heerz burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkerfrenz hoo haz a burfday today,
inklooding teh most famussest sine tist in cheezland, Phillipe d’Beaker!! today, in collaberayshun wif Igor, we haz a very speshul,
fun an edjoomacashunal sciense party for evreewun!!
.
furst ob all, plz to enter teh speshuly-bilt party venyoo. klassy, huh?
.
for refreshimints, we haz a atomic caek or, if yoo prefers,
a eyeball caek!! donut wurry, duz not tayst liek eyeball, tastes liek
fudjy caek!!
yoo kan haz bof kinds if yoo want! for drinkies tehr iz glowy bloo martoonies and igor-ade. no, not made wif Igor, wuz inbented by Igor. shotglasses ob awnty
dote are avaylable at teh medik tent.
.
for fun, yoo kan taking dis fun qwiz: wich mad sine-tist are
yoo?!! or yoo can come owt heer to teh cortyard an launch sum rokkits!
.
on to teh goodie bags – tehy are filled wif bownsy ballz taht liet up like partikuls in a supercollider wen
tehy bownse! yoyos taht wissle she blinded me wif science wen tehy yoyo, an
kandeez, ob corse
.
an teh Peese de Rezistans (wich akshully wuldnt fit in teh goodie bags, so tehy are in dis conkreet-lined room ober heer): evreewun gets
theyr very own Li’l Genius Ultra Deluxe Chemistry Set and Genetic Engineering Lab!! luk at all teh test toobs an shiny fings an
botlols ob colorful likwids an intresting powders!! an petri dishes ob colorful… um… stuff!! an stuff!! an it comes wif 5-elebenty
jillion munniez ob liability inshurance, just in case ob any slite mishaps. or anyfing.
.
an now, sadly, burfday fairy’s IRL self haz to going sumwher for a wile. but i will be bak in a fyoo howrs to see how fings are going. so
hab fun evreewun!!!
oh deer, taht rokkit lawnch fayled, lets try dis wun:
rokkit lawnching fun
oooooh! a kemistree set, fank u birfdai fairy!!!!
*mix mix stir stir decant KABOOM* Taht wuz fun!
Dr. Julius No (a.k.a. NC66, according tew the quiz) enturs the party carrying a custom engraved set of Dimondium safety gogglolz for Fleep.
Happytayl Birfdai brillyant wun!
Darn my owtdated lab.
*adjusts lightneeng rod and fixes linkee*
Dimondium
Only wun prototype failure wif teh litening rod? That’s reely good. There wuz that wun time here when Igor switched teh terminals and … well, let’s nawt go into details, but just say taht the LHC will be coming back on line reel soon now.
Dat sounds liek a particlelolee bad sitchyayshun.
Ai fot CERN blamed dat awn sum sort ob magnet fault.
Duz Igor glow now?
Lettuce just say that d’Beaker Labs PR dibision werked very hard to get CERN to take the fall fer that wun. Yep.
donut forget teh <a href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umRwkw5ExTI”large hadron rap!
.
Happee Burfday Philippe! ai wish u mannee polah bayers!
crappers. my preesentayshun needz sum werks.
.
large hadron rap!
Whacks LHR linkee wif teh litening rod.
ah fankyoo
NC66Dr. No!!ohai and thnx tessm.
and thnx for remindifying us of the large hadron rap.
here’s being an otter sine-tific videyoo.
see if you can picking out the d’Beaker Labs persons in the video:
.
name
well, that was an epic fail.
please to standing by.
IGOR!! WE NEEDS TEH IT PEEPS HERE!!
GTCA
GCTA
but just in case that duzzn’t work again,
.
w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=ysMJuXJmom4
*WHACK*
GCTA
O hai, tess. Sry bout my crood FB frenz. Who knew that u guise would be my “grownup” frenz?
oh no wurries! sumwun hadda say it!
but the “mix” part wuz sew funny!
huh? we is growed up?? when did that happen??
PFFT
just reposting to get back to teh rite personalitee
LeezaLeezaLeezaLeezaLeezaLeeza!!!!!!11!
*bowncebowncebowncebowncebownce*
Ai just gotted bak frum Dr. TinyLungCat. Ebreefing negative! No pleh infection! No “M”! Tehy still donut know wot it is, but tehy will follow up wif CT in free munfs.
Yippee!!!
Oh, adn *hedbat* (Dat’s a lub hedbat)
Maek shur dat’s nawt a riposte!
YAY elebenty!!!!!!
SEWWWW glad to hear ur ok, my frend!
{{{{{{{{{DK}}}}}}}}}
ohai phillipe d’ — anna verree happehtayl burfdai! i iz teh gald taht whee beeing teh sillybrayting wif u. ai poring u teh bloo martoonie? (iz saym culler az teh bloo naym!)
we can has bloo martoonie, yes ai finkso. thnxvrymch
*sip sip sip*
and maybe sum myoosic?
.
w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=f78bKXzALXo
Attachez litening rod to uh bloo martoonie adn hits teh linkee tew the bloo song with it, turning it bloo.
hey phillipe, I have a present for you, it’s called Girl Genius and it’s absolutely full of mad science. Have fun.
oooh, thnx kinigget.
Hehe…Futurama Ref FTW!
Iz dat uh Deathbawl aweena in teh Want a Degree ad?
whoa!! that’s full of teh win and awesum. fankyou, birthdayfairy.
.
here at d’beaker labs, we is celebrashunizing with playing of our theme song (blinded me with seye-ence; see bloo link above) and the eating of cakes and otter good stuffs. All the cheezfrenz is invited; the laboratories are down JCH4K Boulevard, around the JCH4K rotary, and then just a little way down JCH4K Avenue. See yew there!!
Happy Birfday, my friend! Are you back frum yer Secrit Mishun?
Yes, ai have returneded frum my secret mission to You’re Up, which ai can neether deny nor confirm existed or nawt-existed, but which unnamed spokespersons have suggested involved both secret resurch and inbestigashun of malt beverages.
At the same time?
well, sumtimes.
Ai ar still awn MAI sekret mishun, wich iz wai ai ar so verree layte! But this wuz just spektaular – ai say MUCH applsauce indeed to teh BURFDAY FAIRY an LCB an CATSLAVE an ebreewun else hoo wuz heer awn taim to wish ar veree own SUPER SINETIST, teh WUN, teh AWNLEE PHILLIPE D’BEAKER such a verree happee burfday!
Ai joyne awl ov yoo in wishing him mennee, MENEE moar!!
Happi burfdai Phillipe!
glad yoo liek it phillipe
Fashionably late, a black limosine pulls up with a quickness.
A mysterious tall blonde in a wite sundress steps out. She surveys the party and quickly sees her objective close at hand.
Discreetly moving around the edge of the crowd, she slips up behind Phillipe… and taps him on the shoulder.
As he turns… she surreptitiously slips a small package into his breast pocket, while distracting him with a dazzling smile.
.
‘Happy Birthday Phillipe!’ she says… and giving him a quick kiss, slips away as quickly as she appeared…
*d’Beaker pretends to not notice*
*slips picture into the blonde’s pocket as she slips away*
she’ll recognize the clue
.
h t t p://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3909251
lubberly picture Pd’d. Ewe wez kyoot kidlet Wat Happeded!
*nods*
Don’t worry, I took care of that toot sweet!
if I was a tall blonde, I wud be feeling all meltified now.
.
Sorry I’m late to teh partee … but I do have some PI!. We’d have been here earlier, but teh skwirrls were trying to make something lowfat
happee burfday phillipe!! i haz used teh Li’l Genius Genetik Enjineering Lab to making yoo a long-tailed hamster for yor burfday!! an i meen loooooooooooooongtailed. srlsy longtailed. teh longest tail taht eber tailed. wayt’ll yoo see dis.
*cheks rather over-sized, ominously empty hamster caje*
uh-oh
*cheks rather over-sized, ominously empty hamster caje agin*
umm. ok.
hey haz anybody seed a hamster wif a reeeeeeeeeeeelly long tayl running arown?.
.
oh, btw, akkording to teh qwiz, i’m Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth frum Futurama. yay!
ok now, wherz taht hamster?
ummm… how big, exactly, is that cage?
IGOR !!! cleanup on aisle 5 !!
U wood need wun beeeg pooper scooper!
LCB appears onstage wif a groovy group of YNNGs, all with groovy shaggy hairdos and all clad in groovy tie-dyed lab coats. They plug in their electrimacle guitars, take a swig from a glowing test tube being passed around and sing.
Igor’s Coming
(wif aplologies to Lolra Nyro and Elebenty Dog Nite. Sing along here or click LCB’s bloo name.)
Igor’s comin’
Igor’s comin’ (Igor’s a-comin’)
Well u better hide ur brane, ur thinking brane
Igor’s a-comin’ and teh cards say… a stolen brane
Igor’s comin’, hide ur brane, dude
Igor’s comin’, hide ur brane, dude
Dude, Igor’s a-comin’, u better hide
Dude, Igor’s a-comin’, u better hide
Dude, Igor’s a-comin’, u better hide
Dude, Igor’s comin’, hide ur brane, dude (hide it)
U better, better hide ur brane
Igor’s comin’, better run
Run but u’ll never get away
No, u’ll never get away from teh empty branepan
I talked to d’Beaker at teh lab
Everywhare I go though, Igor’s a-comin’ (she runned but she never got
away)
Igor’s a-comin’ (she runned but she never got away)
Igor’s a-comin’ and he’s comin’ to git u (she runned but… she runned
but…)
Throw that thing some cheez (she runned but she never got away)
Igor’s comin’ (hide it, hide it, hide it)
Dude, Igor’s a-comin’, u better hide
Dude, Igor’s a-comin’, u better hide
Dude, Igor’s a-comin’, u better hide
Dude, Igor’s comin’, hide ur brane, dude (hide it)
U better, better hide ur brane
Igor’s comin’, better run
Run but u’ll never get away
No, u’ll never get away from teh empty branepan
I talked to d’Beaker at teh lab
Everywhare I go though, Igor’s a-comin’ (she runned but she’ll never get
away)
Igor’s a-comin’ (she runned but she’ll never get away)
Igor’s a-comin’ and he’s comin’ to git u (she runned but… she runned
but…)
Throw that thing some cheez (she runned but she’ll never get away)
Throw that thing some cheez
Lol-lol, lol-lol
Lord, I sed lol-lol, lol-lol, lol-lol
(hide it) She can
(hide it) Hide it
(hide it) U better
(hide it) Somebody
(hide it) U got t’
(hide it) O, noes
(hide it) Lol-lol-lol-lol-lol-lol-lol
clappittee clappittee clappittee clappittee clappittee!!!!
*whew, mai pawsees r tyred!*
LCB, taht wuz spektakcyulur!!!!
Wabez liter inna ayr. OOOOO fiyr…………………..
applesauce, applesauce !!!
wunce again, LCB has reeched the heights of myoosical compostions.
.
(Igor sez he is deeply touched. Is the nawt-second time there has been a song about him. Unless yew counts “monster mash”, but he says that was nawt reely him.)
Happy birfdai Phillipe!
Happeh burfday Mr. Scientist!!!
hope ur burday in RL was the bestest wif lotsa caek, champers and jolly singing!!!
…
Aiv brotted u this vial of brightly colored liquid wit sparklol in – dat I just maded in wif de lab kit from the birfday Fairy…
Ai doant noes wut it dus – so ai problee wud be carefull and get it tested on somewun else furst
Oooh, LCB, that wuz teh awesum! *applesauce*
.
Happee burfday, Pd’B! I bringed u this glowing greed rod fingy wut i fownd on teh set of “The Simpsons”.
.
*hands rod over with tongs*
hmmm. a glowing green rod thingy, and a vial of unknown britely colored liquid.
IGOR!! you’re needed over here, stat!
*passes lead-lined labcoat to Nennepus and ICHfoxes*
yay LCB, yoo iz a geniyus!!
*a sportscar the color of the Mediterranean sea under the noonday sun drives up. A blonde, wearing a cobalt bloo sundress, with a pendant of lapis lazuli speaking mysteries in the cleavage, steps out. She wends through the crowd to Phillippe.”
Happy birthday, Mr. Scientist *she breathes into his ear. As he turns to her, she slips a gift into his trouser pocket, and vanishes back into the crowd.
d’Beaker looks around. an otter blonde!!
sacre bleu!!
*when she arrives back to her car, there under the windshield wiper she finds the picshur*
.
even as a youth
a truly secret message.
*WHACK*
even as a youth
Happy Birfdai Phillipe!
Ai haz brot u dis boks which jingles nicely when shook.
ooh, nice. Just donut let LCB hear the jingling noise, k?
I heared that.
“Man… I sure miss Androcles
greek myth ref ftw!
but andyclees will b needin a respiraytor n fyumigaytor along wit his tweezers, ifinkso
Happi Birfdai Phillippe an mennee maor 2 follo!
thnx, annipuss. have some eyeball cake?
*nom nom nom*
happitayelz birfdae tu U Dr. d’Beaker. Ai haz brought fore U da entire DVD bokz set of Mr. Wizard’s world fore da sperimintz.
Ai won’t eet ennifing dat lukks bakk at me, thx!
Next time u’ll lissen to ur mommeh, kitteh, when she tells u to carry wet-wipes wif u. *nods*
It is annoyin but mommy is always rite!
Chunk kitteh iz nawt happy ’bout teh chunk hii stepped in.
Wherez dat goggie? Ai need sumfing tew wipe dis awf awn.
lol such a funny picture
Oh no! mom come get this off my paw!!
O hai. Can I call u Mort?
issunt dat deadinfrench?!?
Peut-être…
If so, can we have a ride on Binky?
(hope this link works)
Binky! FTW!!
poo poo pe doo
Dang it- this is the LAST TIME I visit my cousins at the farm!
Polly Dack Till Cowcat verii Qte but klumzy. Watch whar yustep, PDTC!!!
teh hymn-ingway naught sew grate, akchewally…
HAPPEH HAPPEH BIRFDAI FLEEP!!!1!
Ai brotted yoo sum braynes taht ai
dug owt ob a patient’s skullfownd hanging arownd heer, in teh basement ob teh horsepiddle. Puts tehn to gud yoos!oh fankyou 4.5k!!
IGOR!! got sumfing fer teh big brayne project here!!
No-I iz dead in france-twice.
Catslave walks up on teh stage dressed in a Silver Sequin covared tuxedo and taps teh microphone. Listens 4 a momeznt tehn turns and asks “Is dis thin on?”
Assured dat iz he says, “And now, 4 ur youz listenin pleasure, Bill Nye(teh science guy) and teh Lab rats!
Bill wheels a long lab table out onto teh stage. On teh table r many bottles of cola and rolls of mezntos all set up and redy 2 fizz! He is followed by four scantily clad Lab rats. (YNG’s in lab rat costumezs)
As teh music starts Bill pulls teh first of many strings releasin mezntos into teh diet Cola creatin dis!
h t t p://www.gadgetizer.com/2006/10/30/super-cool-coke-and-mentos-video/
Thay all sing :
youz say it’s ur birfday
It’s mah birfday tew, yeah
Thay say it’s ur birfday
We’re gonna has a gud timez
I’m glad it’s ur birfday
Happy birfday 2 you.
yez we’re goin 2 a party party
yez we’re goin 2 a party party
yez we’re goin 2 a party party
I would like youz 2 dance (birfday)
takez a cha-cha-cha-chance (birfday)
I would like youz 2 dance (birfday)
Dance
I would like youz 2 dance (birfday)
takez a cha-cha-cha-chance (birfday)
I would like youz 2 dance (birfday)
Dance
youz say it’s ur birfday
Well it’s mah birfday tew, yeah
youz say it’s ur birfday
We’re gonna has a gud timez
I’m glad it’s ur birfday
Happy birfday 2 you.
*clappityclappityclappity*
thunder mouse apple sauce frum teh assembled (and now slightly cola-splattered) crowd!!
thnx catslave!!
wowserz! that wuz totallee kewl!
ohai evreebody, burfday fairy heer to say taht wile dis wuz teh bestest time for phillipe to habbing himz burfday party, i haz wurked too hard on dis to let it end after only three howrs!! so teh refreshimnts, goodies, an fun will continyoo to be avaylable on teh next thred!! see yoo ther
Ohai, burfday fairy, dose glowy bloo martoonies are gud!
I am seeing the marine populatyshuns ov the whirlld — teh livving in teh wadders kind, not teh semper fi kind — do teh salty wadder danses in honor ov Phillippe’s birfday.
*lifts up and loouks more closely at teh glowy martoonie glass*
At least, I thnk I see them. BF, what teh heck is in dese martoonies, annyway?
that’s for Igor to kno an yoo to …
well, yoo kno wut tehy say, ingoranse iz bliss
Az ninja turtle sez: “Cowa – Dunga Dude!!!”.
dat wuz juss craptacular!
Happitayle burfday P d’B – iz sowwee ai iz laet but iz long wae frum nooziland!
Ai bringz yew a sordid minurals nd roks from nooziland – ai iz shure yew kin haz phun wib tehm. Nd jist ignoar teh screeming wehn yew cut into tehm.
i can has cow burger patty,
nawt tihs kind of cow patty.
DIS IS TOO FUNNY I LUVZ IT
Monkish kitteh needz a wipe! Natalieeeeeeeee!
Ohhhh {{{{Mr. P d’B}}}} Aye wud nebber furrgib maiselb iffin Aye myst yoar natal dai sillibration. Teh moast happitayle ob daize tu yew kind sir, champiyun ob possum-babiez ebberywear adn professur ob silliness extordinaire! Schmoo tu yew, sez Aye.
ooh smammie, ai wuz jus finkin……..ai wunder if smammie is online!!!! ohai!!!
ohai smammie !! ai’m just checking out the commints that I missed the nawt-second time. thankyouwifamuchness.
I finkso dis sawng needz to be posted heer…
Funny!
gud one, red!! hey……in the olden days, didnt the page go back to where you were after you submitted a comment??
Ohai, jamamamamama!
I has no ideer.
hmmm *wuzznt that long ago* ai sware ai nebber had to scroll down to wair mai comment was after…must ask cheezes bout dat
I has definitely stepped in. I has missed Phillipe’s burfday!
*headdesk*
*oops*
Oh, teh shame!
I hope u has had a marvelous birfday, Phillipe, and heer is a birfday greeting from me to u!
yahoo.americangreetings.com/ecards/view.pd?i=323970324&m=6822&rr=y&source=yahoo999
KAFLEEN!
**runz tewards kafleen wif reklus abandon**
*gallop gallop gallop screeeeeech*
*Oooof*
**Runs intew kafleen and schmooz her smack awn teh lips**
Ai missed yew (and missed yew and missed yew).
**runz awrownd in circles wiffa happytayl**
Yeah! Itz Kafleentehdonkeh! Wear haz u bin? Wii fot teh IRL had taken u awaiz 4ebber.
sneaks in…sleeplylREM nuns 0 caek left zither adn yawn…nomnomnomumble
which, bean translated is “wot Kafleen said”
Happy burfday!!
thnkyou!!
Kafleen!! yay!! thanks!!
” I’m not drunk. I still can count my fingers.” Noah Lieske
Poor kitteh. I knowz how u feelz. I hates teh nayture 2!