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Ai’ll risk loozin him
Yah but hao mush is he wurff?
Nawt mutch!
Anni, u still up?
How u feline? U still hallosynatin inna eers?
Conga-rats wuns agin, anni!
Whuts ur plezhur dis ebening? (ahm still habbin mai mornin kawfee!)
An Ai am juss off 2 get mai dinnur! It’s 7.10PM heer! Bai fur naow!
Duz ai has a gambololling prollem?
nawt if yur winning
Sumfin tellz me if ai need tu bet teh goggie, ahm nawt winnin.
if yur bettin teh goggie, yu nawt hab a problem – teh goggie duz
dubblol or nuffin
Do nawt want 2 goggies!
but 2 iz twyce teh fun!
Ai’ll see yor goggie adn raise yew a liddlol brudder.
lol! @@@@@@@
ai fowld – nawt need anudder goggie OR anudder brudder
*psssst* Ai fink he’s bluffin – Ai fink he’s a oenlee!
Ai see yer liddlol brudder, an raise yu a big brudder AND a mawm!
**raises bevy ob confuser userz**
**always cawling me and my minions**
Hao manee timez ai gotta tell ya, there iz no N-E key.
Heh, yu donut wunt mai mawm tehn. She am wun ob tehm hu luks 4 teh N-E key.
Wuz trying tew lose.
Ai can haz 2,7 offsuit.
Dis lol id funy, yat meen. Bot id mak meh laff.
burfday fairy iz heer to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today, inklooding Sillymoon! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caek wif crunchy topping and fresh berreez an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an wut iz bekoming a sunday tradishun – trol-hed crokay!! no iz not playd wif reel trol heds, teh woodn ballz are paynted to luking liek trol heds. also goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht liet up liek fierwurks wen tehy bownse!, liddle hand-held video games wher yoo fire cheezburgerz to knok owt teh incoming trolz, kandee, an fuzzy goggie stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to maek all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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donut forgit, tomorrow iz teh burfday ob none ovver tahn phillipe d’beaker!! i haz been wurking wif igor on sum very speshul goodies for teh party. we haz been wurking hard on theese at teh facktree, an teh surbiving trolz kan tell yoo how cool tehy are!! so be tehr!!
(pee ess: kan anywun tell me wen iz most liekly for p’db to be arownd to enjoy himz burfday party? thx!)
Yay! Troll-hed-krokay!
*grabs mallit adn … lessee … a cayr-troll bawl*
*whakk!* . . . .. .. … … o
*littlol voys cums frum bawl as it rolls*
Hoo did dat tu poor hayrliss kitteh? Bad peeps!
*choozez a trollus primus (fursttrol) ball*
*whakk* . . . . . . …..o
*liddle voyce frum ball az it rollz*
firstfirstfirstfirstfirstfirst…
*choosez trollus artificius ball*
*whakk*. . . . . . ……o
*liddloloyce frum ball az it rollz*
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*choozez a trollus rongumus ball*
*whakk* . . . . . . .. …o
*liddle voyce frum ball az it rollz*
nonononononodisnawtwutitseems…
*Aymz fur NC66z bawl*
*whakk!* . . . . .. .. ..o … … …o
Nawt tu let ur kitteh krak Datz nawt a kitteh
*amyz foar plasticats bawl*
*whakk* . . . . . . …..o … … …o
You people know nothing about cat behavior
krak obviously this lol has been altered.
*NC66z hit sent PCz bawl neer mai own*
*Hits own bawl jentlee tu stawp up aginst it*
*wak* … oo Nawt tu feed chokklit tu…
*Puts fut awn own bawl, whakks PCz awai*
*whakk!o . . . . .. .. .. … … …o
Pikshoor is mirror-immij! Lame fotoshop immij!
*aymz fur LMz bawl*
*whakk!* . . . . . . .. ..o … … …o
Nawt tu be frowing teh kitteh inna ayr krak! firstfirstfirst
*tiggles turns up in middles ob game….huh huh huhhhummmmmmmmm ims tryings to plays a game down heres ob murders in the darknes wehre is ebberbodys????…playing some sort of crokki game???
Multitasking iz ur fren *hands Tiggles a mallit*
Pikk ur bawl frum teh rakk ober der adn joyn in!
yew gots to noes when to hold’em ….
hi phillipe!! kan yoo coming to yor burfday party tomorrow?
ohai BF … we’re postifying at the same time. yes, ai can and yes ai will. would nawt wanna miss it. ai is back home after a trip to JurMany (where JCH4K is now) and if there’s gonna be a party, well, then let there be a party. Yep.
yay! wen iz gud time for yoo?
az luck would have it, tomorrow is a kindof flexible day, except for one stoopymeeting. Teh 9am and the noon (eastern time zone) lols wud be particularly korn venient.
wen to fold ‘em…
noe wen tew walk awai
Ai see kitteh’s pawblem nao.
Heez cowtin’ goggies wen himz sittin’ at teh tablol.
noe wen tew run
yuu neber kownt yur munnees
wen yuu sittin at teh tablol
dere b tiem enuff fur kowntin
wen teh deelins dun
My brudder used to sing dat to owr goggie wenebber wii hadda tayk him sumware.
At teh part of “Wen teh deelins dun”, him wud grab goggies paw an shake it.
Wuz funnee. (Wii libbed inna countree, so wii hadda ennertayn owrselbs alot.)
Ohai, Fleep! Wii duz nawt haz seeing u hear enuf.
Ohai … yep, ai has been more bizzy than is good. But …
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completely AwfTopic, here’s a link that eberybuddy shud look at. It’s all sine-tific and everything but …
Warning !! splort danger is moderately high to severe.
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w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=H6r0feDkm_Y
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(skweeze up the w’s)
Fanks, Fleep! Has yoo sawed teh wun wif teh cheetah cub n puppy meeting? Adorablol!
guis, Ai arr gunna maek a websiit (gottid purrmishun frum meh momkat) butt Ai waz wunnerin iff sumwun kud rekkamend a free website hoster. Ai foundid wun butt momcat sais tew ax cheezpeeps nawt sekkund……
eff u doan mynd teh dum ads at teh tawp, u can git a frii syte at godaddy.com – I use tehm foar mai sytes. Let mii noe eff u hab teh qwestyuns bowt awl dat stuff!
Ai yuse WerdPress – ahfteh awl, yu’re awlreddy rejisterd wiv tehm
dat iz troo, it dipinz awn teh tipe uv syte y want
Oh wayt; yu sed “ebsyt”, nat “blog” – sry, nawt payin tenshun!
ans u ambercat u wanns come plays wiff us???plz???
hai K2k haw iz uz??
plz u come play games wif me anz a few ober cheezipeeps??
Bottums fred
ai haz a cowld inna hed.. pleh
**offurs jk2k sum hawt tee wif lemmin an Jak Danilols**
Heer, ifn dis nawt mayk u feel beddur, drink alot of it an it mayk u nawt care!
oh poor j2k can iz brings u anyfink???
I has dun meh site. Iz difrint frum wat Ai wantid kuz sumwun alredee did it butt klikkee meh naem tew sea. Ai still werkin awn eet tew
Ooooh *clappy floofy pawz*
Ai can haz Road Warrior style yarn? kplzthnx
Shur????? Wateber dat b……..
Twy fweewebbz
tay
Make it stop!
*stops “it”*
Otay, whut did ai juss stop?
hai AP plz u come play games wif me NC and rhsb???bottums fred
Ai neber play cards wif kittehz.
Yew neber know wen wun izza Cheetah.
tis true.
see linky up above.
Ai saw dat Fleep. Hoo fot fierce culd bii sew cyoot?
Ai do play cardz wif goggies tho coz they hazza tellayl wut they wagz wen dey hab uh gud hand. Bees hides, ai can has an inspired frum doez lubly bellbit paintings.
I nawt gud pokur playur. Donut has gud pokur fayse.
Mahm sez I show my troo felines awn my fayse.
Teh gud fing abowt dat iz I’m berry honnist.
In fack, I has been knowed to tayle awn myself, even wen I (prolly) cudda gotted away wif nawt sayin nuffin.
I wunse gotted akyoosed of flirtin wif a gui at werk. I swared I wuzznt, but him wuz kyoot (an warin Navy yooniform – YUM). Laytur, I tolded den-huzbin dat I wuz akyoosed of flirtin.
Wut did him say, “Az lawng az I’m teh onlee wun who gets to dribe, I nawt care who warmz up teh enjin!”
*ominous echo voice*
DOAN…YEW…BELEEB IT
Rly?
Guies hassa jellus?
Luk at mai faic. Wuld ai lie tew yew?
**luuks at NC**
I dunno. Ifn u wuz GP, I’d say “inna hartbeet”, but u? I nawt shur.
BTW, u has teh emayo.
Yesh, yesh. Ai wuz towld sumfing ’bout wut ai wear awn my sleeb wunce oar twice myself.
U too, huh?
I wishin I nawt do it. Lyfe wud be a hailuva lawt eezyur.
Ai yoozed tew fink dat too ’til ai reeleyezez dat ai wuz jes az entitled tew my felines az teh next persun, sew nao ai jes deals wif the knowlij dat moast peeps noe wut ai is finkin, and if dey doan liek it, well then dey have to deal wif dat.
**Red comes in from bein owt**
I’m bak! Did I miss ennyfin?
Didja C Juan? Huh, didja, didja?
Nope. I onlee wented to Dollur Jeneral an Kroger (groshuree stoar). Nawt feeled lyk goin ennyware eles.
I did luuk at books @ Kroger, but nawt see Juan dere.
Ohai cheez peeps wats I messes???
I haz brougt sum games neones wonts to play???
I wanna play spin teh bottlol wif NC!
sunds like fun yesh yesh okais who go nawt sekkond?
Wii needz moar cheezmenz….
Wunner ware dey bey?
Oooh, ai iz up foar any game wut requirez a bottlol in frunt ob meh.
shor beets a fruntal lobottomee!
Nawt nesessarilee…
I’m bowt reddy to skedyool wun, but donut kno if teh doc wud has enuf to remoov to mayk it wurf-whiel.
yz we not play somfin like lieks twisters or mez favorbites Murders in teh darkness???hmmm hmmm
How yoo play Murders in teh darkniss?
Ifn iz dun inna dark, it mite be funner den spin teh bottlol…
yesh yesh in darkness….we makes one cheezipeep teh murderer in sekkries,one polishman and teh res ob us are jus public…we switches libes off ans den teh murders happens by him touching u on teh shouldies or how ebber polishmans haz too bes outsibe of teh room obuioslys he he
~*tiggles starts writtings out cards
*kums daon frum krokay gaym upfred*
Whutcha playin daon heer? We can has lotsa gayms!
we haz being plannin murders in teh darkness he he he
Wii gonna turn owt awl teh lites an see wut happinz.
yesh yesh yesh lites outs and lots ob uz runnins awound he he
*tiggles hands out pieces ob papers….reddies ebberone???
*im reddies to switches ob teh lites now
*starts reedin payper*
*goez dark*
*wunners ifn ahm teh ded bodee oar teh killrr*
tiggles taps taps taps foot on teh flors wehere is ebber ones???
* wats diss a game on obove fred hmmmm…..
sowries….darkness takes ober….hmmmm….que spokey spokey moosac….eberyone starts to wonders awound…
I’m heer. Hadda go find a sawng awn yoo-toob dat I heerd erlyur. Iz been stuk in my hed ebber sinse and has sumwut putted me in a “mood”.
**wanders arownd blindly**
**trips ober bottlol lying awn teh grownd**
**razzin frazzin**
**sudenlee, teh mens awl start gettin SCHMOO’D by TEH KISSIN BANDIT**
helps plz it wont let me reply on mine or ur last two comments wat can i do to lets me plzthx???
rites aftas bumping mez head on the ceilin pole me switching lites bak on see whos deaded he he
*walks ober to lite switch*
Deyr juss nawt nestin aneemoar. Klikkee awn teh reply linkee at teh tawp ob teh stakk (ur own at 10:05)
okies thx AP mez waz gettins scareded i couldnts rite he he he
*dum dum dum dum…Tiggles switches on lites….OMCC it cants bes can its…cud it be possibles….someones has puts a statues here while teh lites were obf
AP lukks lyk dis.
*holds still, sez nuffin*
**NC lays awn grownd cubered in lipstick next tew bottlol**
NC – Whoz lipstik iz u warin?
Iz nawt mien. I rarelee wares teh mayk-upz.
**poynts to hur fayse** Dere’s nawt enuf mayk-upz inna whirled to cubber dis mess, so I nawt even bothur.
finks NC haz felled asleep
*tiggles jumps upon NC see if they iz awakes…
Sawry. I wuz jes lyin’ heer pawndering where dis lipstick caim frum adn decided tew lukup phaymus kissers awn teh Interwebs. Did yew know, 400,000 kiss the Blarney ebery yeer?
**snikkers an heads toward NB**
canz u beliebbs its…a statues haz oppered outta nowheres…i wans too play wif its but i dunno where it hab come from
U wanna play wif it’s butt?
Me, I’d rathur snorgle dat belleh….
*tiggles giggles histerically at the way rhsb turned that a little naughty he he he*
I didnots say i wans too touch butts he he he I can anypeeps tell wat its obb??
*holds still, sez nuffin*
*braysiz foar snorglols*
must nawt yooz poyntee-ends must nawt …
*tiggles runs ober to give statchoo a big snorgals….arghhhhhhh….BANG BANG CRASHES….Angelplume….is dis u???
Umm…ai is onna fluur wiff mai futtee-pys inna ayr.
Is dat whut ur stachoo luuks lyk?
*goez bakk tu keepin still, sayin nuffin*
no iz nots u…i fink itz a statchoo of GP has neone seen him latelys???maybs he haz been turned to stone??….I finks u can gets up nao az i finks i know whodunnit
GP wuz awn dis mornin … see teh preebyus lol.
well i finks dis statchoo waz made in his image…do u finks we shuds decorates it fur himz???
*tiggles starts to throw bathrum papers in too teh air all excited*
No wan wud tayk taht bet!!!
Eberywun noes dat a smrt lolcat wudduv bet teh goggie FURST!
That’s one heck of a poker face, kitteh.
Aftah U deal me some cards, can Uz go an gets me nipz?
AI lub teh expresion onna teh kittehs fayce!
…dats totaly a pee knuckle deck
Ef kitteh has goggie kitteh mus b playn TEE-CHU!
What you mean there is no Royal Fizbin?