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go to jail
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
…go direklee tu jayl. Du nawt pass go. Du nawt collekt too hunnert dollers.
U got tu teh top ob teh brayd wiff dat, so naym ur sillybrashuns! Cong-monopo-layshuns calicocoa!
fankeez, angelplume! ai’z haff werkin, haff playin, adn ai wud *lurv* tew sippingz sum nommy peano nwahr wiff awl teh cheezfrenz. adn sum nais sordid cheezez fur nibbleez. iz caturday — whee awl can haz wyn an cheez parteh, aifinkso, yesh?
Ohhtaaayyy, iiiff u reeellee waannnt. (dat wuz teh whyn)
Adn nao fur teh cheezes!
*brings owt trays ob sordid cheezes – slisd, cubd, whutebber*
*pop* (goez teh kork awn sum nais peeno nwaar)
*pour-pour intu a nys flootd glass fur calicocoa*
*clink* cheers!
nommee! fankeez wuntz agen, ap!
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nao, lessee, waht cheezez iz inna sortmint?
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Appenzeller
Boursin
Chevre
D…
Dubbul Gloster
Emmental
Fetta
Gowda
H…
Holland (enneefing frum)
Italy ( ” ” )
Jarlsberg
Kuminost
Limburger (phewwww!)
M…
Moonster (Muunnsstr…Muon…akk)
Nommee cheez (when ur nawt reelee shur whut it iz)
OHAIlee spicee pepper Jack
Parmezhanna
Q…
queso fresco
ricotta
seriously strong cheddar
tillamook
ubriaco
vasterbottenost
Weichkaese
Xynotyro
yarra valley
zamorano
ai lubs cheez, eben wifout da burgur
cheerz, ap! ai poringz a glas fur yew awlso, adn fur uvvur cheezfrenz whu joynifying teh parteh.
U owe me lossa munnees fur rent
I settl fur cheezburgr tho.
hmm .. is dat howses or a hotel … lessee…
Hotelz iz loss moar cheezburgerz…
Adn lukkin at teh bored, derz eever hotels oar nuffin.
Ware kittehz standin is awl hotels, hmm, teh red properteez…
Otay, heerz elembentee-free munneez. Ur turn.
K’mon daon tu teh Boredwawk
Aiz gonna be monopolizin ur snorglols in a minnit.
SPLORT WARNING – SEBEER KYOOTNESS
Such a lubberly adn well mannurd kaliko laydee.
adn a roothleslee akwizitiv lanlaydee!
Nawt a hows had bin shifted, nor hotel pushd askyoo
Teh stakks ob Commyoonitee / Chans wer der tuu
Littul miss Kitteh juss sat der adn stayrd
So pashunt for u tu get butt owtta chayr
ohai angelplume — ai jist noetist taht teh lurvly calico kitteh luks liek shi kuld beeing yur sistr!
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(neet pome, two!)
Yeff, teh curbatyur ob her plume is kwyt delicat adn inbiting.
Adn hur kullers hab a wunnerful sawft pastellish feel tu dem.
O deer ai better lukk away. O, adn fanks fur teh kompliment!
ai *lurvz* teh calico kittehz! ebbrwun wif a *diffrunt* patturn! yersh, teh “dyloot” calico palette iz teh soft adn delicat. mai marmalade wuz teh bryte kaind: ornj, blak, whyt, adn 3 kynz uv tygr (drak gary, lyt gery adn ornj). teh ornj, ub cors, wuz nawt poyzin.
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hur wuz lurvleh kitteh, imsyde adn owt. her livd 18 happeh yeerz, adn crosst teh brij abowt 10 yeerz agho. hur playingz nao im teh mu meadow wif hur sweete bebbehs: peaches, gumby (gumball), cupcake (awl nom naymz…)
Aww datz so sweet. Sowndz lyk u has had a lawng adn vareed, but happeh, kitteh-famblee.
{{schmoos}} tu u adn urs, heer & nao or waytin ober teh brij.
fankeez, deer ap! {{{{{ angelplume }}}}} {{{{{ angelina }}}}}
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ps — wii iz nayburz im teh bayarea — ai iz im teh sam ruffelle!
Kewl, mebbe we kud arranj a cheezmeet. Anee ovvers?
Dats a kuete poem,
Iz U a poet an doen noe it?
Ai nose haow yufeelz, AP. Mii tu. Kaliko byootii ai wantz tu snorgle!
Lookit that face…
*SPLORT*
O deer Kitteh_Kat_Celia is daon! Heer cums teh CCC!
*sweep-sweep teh brayns intu teh braynbawks*
*rins-rins wiff teh pyoorifyd minral wudders*
*spritz-spritz wiff teh lemmin-sentd brayn refreshrr*
*pak-pak teh brayns intu teh cranyumz*
*fitty-fitty teh bonz in plays*
*snap awn a noo CHRG(wdoi) adn sekyoor wiff dukky tayp*
*Eskortz KKC tu teh splort rekubberee ward*
*rapp in sawft cheezmap blankee*
Heer, nom on deez uglee littul chokklit possims, adn be shoor tu ware deez protektib goglols befur lukking at aneefing kyoot.
*pokes tuxedo nosey out from under blankee*
Tank u, Angel!
I think I’ll take this Hiro plushie and cuddle under the blankee!
Yattaaaa~~!
testing mai abitar agin!! WP has rosy, ai nawo loggeded in2 WP. test-test-test
noep – still eggy. Ai cleered my cashee (or shud dat be munnies – hahaha), and ebereefing.
oen
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mor
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tiem
Myne ownlee chaynjd wen Ai cleerd cookies wiv teh uvver pribate data – den Ai had 2 log in to WP an ICHC agane
Ai juss refresshed wiff teh [ctrl] tu fors updayts, adn ai still see teh eggy fing tu. Dat meena itz nawt juss ur cash – maybe teh updayt dint mayk it tu teh WP akkownt, or is still bein nommd by teh powrz dat be?
It will sho new rosytar in LOL Celebs (ai fink), and LOL News (ai kno!) And still rosytar inna “who be talkin” but nawt inna commints. At lees eggy is teh kyoot. Ai gib up.
Ai doo’d awl dat. in-awt – in-awt – ai feelin liek a yoyo.
Ah well, sowndz lyk we can defnitlee blaym dis wun awn WP.
Prollee best tu juss leeb it be adn see whut showz.
Karen, ai haz had sum ovver problemz an jess finalli sent emayo to da ichc peeps. Maebe u cud sen dem emayo listin ur operatin sistem an what u haz tryed. Der r bery halpful WAEF
I’s allreedy own joo!
Callee~ko Kitteh
habz elebbentee munnez
hye~endz Kitten Jymm
Callee~ko Kitteh
woodz ravvurr layz owtz awn smoov
Munnawppolee boardz
Callee~ko Kitteh
crayvz attenshun andz lawtza
deelishshuss Rubbinz
Hewminz undurrstanz
wye Callee~ko Kitteh duz
dis. Hewminz well trayndz
Jack.
Awww…She jus wants atenshun. Pritti kitteh. Luk at dat faic. {{kaliko kitteh}}
Errr…I no steeln mony…
Feline foreclosure enforcer, coming to a hood near you.
Kitteh kwestions teh inte-gritty ob teh banker.
yersh. speshlolly himz nitty-integritty…
*snerk*
Ohai, calicocoa! How iz u?
Wat a kyoot littel kitteh! She jush wannts atenshuns, dat’s awl.
I landed on Free Parkin
I gets five hunnert cheezburgers
waiiii! wat a bjuutiful kitteh. So wants it! gotta luv teh 3-colored wans <3
OMG! Ma kitteh does dat all the tiem too!
“i can has power?”
lol thats funny. hey could u tell me how 2 get a pic on icanhascheezburger u know like how to post it there if u know plz reply! plz???
ohai, midnightthecat, i replied to you heer quite while ago, please go back and look.