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AH GITZ DEH SHOVEL AN START DIGGIN, U DRAG HIM OWT. WE IZ GONNA NEED A NEW PLAN SOON. DEH BAK YARD IZ ALMOST FULL WIT ALL DEM OTHR CREEPY BOYFRENS SHE BRUNG HOME.
maek sur u hidz teh body rly gud.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Timely
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aifink tehres sum ruum lef nex tew Jimmee Hoffa
…an awl teh (dawgz) inna wurruld. An awl teh pepulz taht seh tehy doan lurve kittehz. Izza big yardz.
Jus dump himz inna swimmin puul.
Frum teh gene pool tew the swimmin pool in wun affurnoon
Yah, izza good moob.
Konsider it ebolushun in akshun.
check the girl doesnt have those cats before you date her!…
Just bring teh kittehs sum nipz oar tuna adn dem nawt bothur U.
Boyfrient? That one beez teh married!
WUZ married…
Nawt no moar, he aynt.
Teh cad! Runnin’ aroun’ wiv teh kittehs’ momma liek taht
*GasP*
Looks like we’re here all by ourselves…cong-a-rats BF473 and LCB!!
shal wii skamper awf tew teh ty bootik? ai hoap tehy haz sum Eva an Cory snoglobes!
kittehs,iffen ur owt uv ruum u cahn alwais sell teh ‘ebidense’ tew teh Soylent Green faktoree.
Well, Iz off to have fun in da sun!! L8r guyz!
evil-twin cats didn’t think it through….
Mortimer Brewster: Look, you can’t do things like that! Now, I don’t know how I can explain this to you. But, it’s not only against the law, its wrong!
Martha Brewster: Oh, piffle!
Mortimer Brewster: It’s not a nice thing to do. People wouldn’t understand. He wouldn’t understand. What I mean is… Well… This is developing into a very bad habit!
Arsenik adn Owld Layse – FTW!
Dem is useded da Melborn Mefid?
Ahfinkso!
Oh, noooee Chonnee, nawt teh Melborn Meffid!
Ai playd Dr Eynsteyn in lokal commyoonitee feeatur yeers ago, adn ai lubbd sayin dat lyn (nawt shoor if itz egzakt – wud need tu fynd teh skript). Ai hadda be beri kayrful nawt tu let tu mush Peeter Looree kreep intu mai voys – nawt eezee!
Looks just like a drunken man to me xD
Oh no; yu can tell bai teh wai teh kittehs eers R poyntin an teh angul ob tehre wiskas taht tehy rilly has plotted, planned and carrid owt tihs an menny odder mrdrs, an berrid teh boddees in teh bak garden – Ai is a kwallifyd vet-tak an legul perfeshnuls an regly tayk airoebix classes, so Ai kno tehse fings!
Adn teh fakt dat hims is wayrin a ring awn nawt juss wun but boff hands mayks it kleer dat der wuz sumfin beri suspishus goin awn in teh momints leedin up tu teh wun shown heer in dis pikshur. Beri suspishus indeed.
Hmmm, Ai will send mi minoins to investigate.
Gud. Tell dem tu be kayrful wiff dat plastik suffokayshun debyse. It myt hab traysez ob ebbidens, adn kud be uzd as a weppin aginst dem if der ar still persons ob innerest in teh hows.
man, his wife is going to be pissed… killed by his girlfriend’s cats…
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ayee whishes ayee’d had sum kittehs lak dat when ayeez wuz bringin boyfrendz homez…
Shovel kitteh’s tail pawsishun luks liek her izza bout tew add insult tew injury.
Evil kittehs!
Kittehs don’t share their human.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/08/funny-pictures-i-can-getz-luv-too-no/
Nobudy suspeks teh cat.
Hims has a weddin’ ring! Hims wife nawt gonna be happy wif dis!
Whoo U fink prawmised teh kittehs teh gushifuds adn teh noo scricthing post?
Happy Caterday!!!1!! Dis nawt used like reeddyy to do regler tunernet …. us hosperhos wif using teh call to nurse. Takes 10minnets. The puts me below Jimmy Hoffa unna below. BRaig back ungon too and below……AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Happy Caterday to yoo too!! Hao yoo be, KCT?
ohai KCT!! glad to see yoo!! hope tehyr being nise to yoo at teh hopsital {{{KCT}}}
*swimswimswim into the thread*
Hi {{{{KCT}}}} my friend! How are you feeling?
So sorry I wasn’t here when you posted, I’m in transit from the Caribean to my summer splashing place! *SHMOOOOOO*
Wuz an aksident, hii slipped! Dat mine stori an I’m sticken tu it.
O Hugh G MANATEE O hai Hugh!
Hugh?
Hi {{{KCT}}} Tell those Doctors they better be nice to you or I will splash them with my ferocious flipper!
Please to be feeling better soonest!!
heerz teh burfday fairy to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today!! inklooding IgotzDaMoosikzInMe425, Korsair, Sweet-sam25, an Tiger_luv1! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caek, orinj caek wif cholkit glaze, fizzy frooty party punch, party hats wif pompoms on tehm, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy ballz that lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle detektive kits wif mangifying glasses an notebuks an evreefing!! kandy, an color-it-yorself alien stikkers wif boxes ob elebenty-six crayns an a bilt-in shaprenrer! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes come troo!
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Fudgey caek!!! *Nomnomnom* Fankee Birfday fairy! Mi birfday is onna May fifteenth, BTW. Ai can has party??
yes yoo kan haz party!! *adds ebiltwilightprincess to teh burfday list* yoo lieks teh fudjy caek?
Ooh gud a detektive kit! Maybii I kan find teh person whoo dirties up mine howse!
He’z ded, jim.
Tortee Kitteh andz
Syummeez Kitteh lykez 2
proatekkz Prittee Wun
Toatree Kitteh habz
t3h braynz. Syummeez Kitteh
canz luuk innosentz
Proatekktur Kittehz
taykz dayr trayd 2 noo lebbill
wenz Prittee Wun’z sadz
Jack.
ai lubs ths wun!!!
wood yur famileh eber do dsnwun tew meh????
otay, mai familiee b weerd an awl, butt tehy iz nawt teh killin type! (at leest, ai nawt finkso…)
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ai spent teh hole dai wiff yew an ur STEEL nawt tired ub tawkin wiff me?!?!?!
tawld yew eat woodnt happin…
aill be bak ean a meenut, haf tew eat dinnur, starveeng, be bak sun
otay
BTW, yew has mayo.
mo, yew duz!!!
ohai, wolfie! yew b bak!!!
yesh ai be
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
an yew steel ahs mayo…
i meam no, yew duz!!!
my tirednes let meh sho yew!!!
nawt tew worriee, ai no wut yew meen!
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ai b purty tired tew, ai’m purty wiped owt after goin tew bed l8, walkin awl dai, an tehn babieesittin.
yesh dat whel dew eat fur shur…
I wuz wunderin why my boyfrens never called mee agin :-[
I dint tink my cat an goggie that organized! Dey WUZ a litl kewl to him tho
Oh noez! Teh kittez shuld not b alowd 2 hide bodiez. it kan hurt teir eerz
I fink dat da Law & Order Speshul Cat Unit mites be onta ur ebil planz…
*facepalm* Yeah, I could see my dad saying, this might be a good idea. j/k
Is there a reason to use such terribll incorrect grammer and spelling? It appears that you think all animals would be incapable of syntax and spelling, or you are making fun of disadvantaged or handicapped people.
You might think you are being cute, but juvinile would be a more accurate term.
Or maybe theire related to Chug n’ Lug
(kudos to whoever gets that)