What the broccoli doesn’t realize is that Charlie once stared a Cheeto into submission.
mebbeh kitteh jus rly lurvs broccoli. (ICHC video)
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Ai’m nawt shore him’ll win tho
congee rats shu lay shuns anni! haow u wanna sillybrayte?
Wat Ai wud reelee liek is a gud nite’s sleap, but a mug uv hawt chokklit wud be gud, thx!
*heets up … waddur oar milk? … foar anni*
*stirstirstir in choklit*
*gets a nyce bisskit awn teh syde*
*hans hawt choklit tew anni*
ai’ll goe luuk foar a poeshun foar teh gudsleep!
whut a purrfikt nom ann sillybraysion 4 pore tierid annipuss {{{anipuss}}}
*gibbs ap a sawft. floofy blankkit*
This is only half of a picture that was mirrored…Clever.
But he mite. But what will he win? DAT iz teh kweschun!
(Well, iz obber kweschun. Coz ebberywun noes “Tu bee oar nawt tu bee” iz teh kweschun.)
an whut is teh annsir?
Foarty too cheezburgers.
ooo, yessh, now ii unnerstandz teh ultimayte answeer!!!
gude fing iss knot “teh hoekee poekee”, if datz whut itts awl about, ai gibbs up awlreddy…
Ai sed it ‘fore, and ai’ll say it again…
hoekee poekee sounds liek teh last 2 former US prez’s
shuldn’t day bii poekee and hoekee?
Yesh, ai guess yew awr rite.
Ai duz fings bass akwards sumtiems.
**pawnders whether dat wuz anudder ref tew teh prez’s**
*snerk* Maibii yu iz doin ebberthing rite, and ebberbody else is bass akwards. Dat iz how I choose tu look at it. Oh, sorri tu heer bout yur cowld nose. *handz NC warm hankie*
DATZ WAT AI BIN TELLIN’ EBERYWUN!!!1!
Sawry tew yell, butt (ω) dey iz nawt beleebeeng meh.
hiz prize wil bee taht hee duz NAWT haz tew eet teh brokolee, pleh!!
In Sobbyit “Day ob teh Triffids”, Broccoli Eets Yu!
what i dont get is why it’s mirrored
Because in the original he’s not really looking at the broccoli.
Awww, yeah, natch. An ifyu tihnk tahtz amayzin, yu shud c him on a karat.
wl ur veggees r myne!
doh, AWL…
PAWND!
But kitteh wishez broccoli wud be prawned.
… but teh broccoli stared teh toddler into submission.
Let’s see who will win.
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Yeah da free waye tye (sew far) Anni, jk2k an NS. Ai haz eberclear (abailobol in Iowa) wif purpol Kool-aid an sum tutee frutee tartz.
Eberclear and kool-aid? Sowndz lyk fun tunite, death tommarow.
Wiill ebri1 gotta goe sumdae. Ai remememember kollij inna Cawl if orenia, ebri1 talktalktalk abowt da eberclear. Then when aim fortee yearz nawt young ai mobes two a playce where it is abalobol an ai noe drinks animoer.
I nawt finkso yu missin ennifing wif da Everclear. Unless yu lyke feeling sooo bad yu think yur gonna die and afraid yu won’t.
*snerk* Datz a bery gud deskripshun, aifinkso!
IMO, Everclear is for those who want to get drunk in a big hurry — like before the cops show up & take the booze away.
Tawdlur ai noed hided da broklee bhined refrigmeratur. 40 yeerz latur stil wil nawt ete da broklee
PLEH!! ai knot ete broklee datz bin bhined refrigmeratur fortee yrs, eeder!
*nods head in agreement* I nawt think I want dat brokolli either.
Aifink dis fing iz inna begitaytib stayt.
Howebber ai will kontinyoo tu skrootinyz it fur anee syns ob lyf.
Ai hoep dere iz no liefstokk in teh brokkolee
If der iz, dey be keepin beri still. Don see nuffin moobin.
Duz u offen see fings moobin in shapshots, AP?
Is teh hallyousendnations moobing, aifinkso….MMMOOO, MOO
Iffen dey’re annie mash-ted GIFs yu do.
begitatytib? geezuhnteight!
begITATyib…. BEGitatyib…. OHES! is sorta lieks vegibbltated, noes?
(but kittehs haves a wai of goin vegitatillesdesdd… bleh! hard two sai.)
Wy tihs awn playt? Is nawt fuds; is verree lidl tree!
Yesh, but nawt be forgetting, birds nest in trees, adn birds aer noms!
Ai hayte it wen vejetabulz stare at meh.
Iz nawt staring. Ownli pot-tay-toes hab eyes.
(Tho corn haz eerz.)
lukilee it haz no mouf to tell whut it heers.
Kitteh, no matter how hard yu stare dat brokalli nebber gonna turn intu tuna.
canna a kittteh dreem?
A kitteh prolly dreems ob a can. Ob tuna.
“wii ete wut wii can”
“an whut wii can’t wii CAN!”
(git it, ore yoo be kneading hint?)
otay, teh naut-sekond “can” is “2 be ablol 2 dew”, teh sekong “KAN” is awlso a berb, an meens 2 put inna tin in tti. nobuddeh larffs at my jokes. Ai R knot funny.
*hydez*
OH ai gets it nao!!! who saids dis neet joke? ai sees dem nowers.
Mine beloved kitteh Grayson LUVED frest tomatoes, zukeeni, and canned mushrooms.
A frend ob myne haz a kitteh dat =lubs= hot peppurz. Hotter der betta. Iz reely a dragon, ifinkso.
Ifinkso yur rite! Dragon kitteh, or kitteh in drag, either wuld bii interesting.
due yue gui ebbe sea teh dragon on homestarrunner . com? is a klassik sawh by teh karakter “Strongbad”—sew funny!!! in a demented sort ob wai!
Yu can tuna piano, but yu canna tuna salad. But, den, iffen time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
how dew hauseflies?
an dew fleas flee?
dang dese pesky inseks in teh haus, dey donut gib us a minute’s peas!
I just put dat stoop budder in teh fridge…yoo nose how butterflies!
tee hee! yep ai knos. Sebberal TOWSAND flutterbies went throo mai town in da californy. dey was pretti.
*heddesk*
Learn I am Jedi Knight the broccoli will.
…:l
wai es it fotoshopt? kitteh is mirrrd
thats wat i was gonna say!
I thought it looked photo shopped too. It’s too symetrical.
Yez. Dis be ‘Shopt.
ai wundered dat miself. orijinel pikchur jus fine, y 4 maek it mirrrd?
Kitty looks just like Yoda. Great!
mr. brokolee, uuuuuu r gettin sleeeeeeepy
Mr Brok Lee: *snore*
well, dat wuz EEE
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*hypno-kitteh sez* naow, u r bery relaxed mr. brokolee but u cahn stil heer mai boice. u must obey mai commandz. wen ai cownt tew free u wil turn urseff inno a nyce plait uv toona.
Ohai every1. A lil update on KCTailkinker. Ai spoke wif her earlier 2day and she is doing gud. She had her Sir Jury yesterday. Sleepy and in pain today, but complicashuns liek last time. And she can talk!!! She said no!, no!, no!!! when tehy tried to make her get up today, but they gotz her up enywayz. She apreciates all ur kind werds and well wishes.
Uh, thet wud be NO complicashuns!!!!
fanks foar teh updayt! iz gud tew heer!
fank u {{{Cattails}}} fer keepin uz poasted. Pleez tew pass along hour gud wishes an cheezluv!
O thanks a MILLY-YUn, CT! ai bin finkin abt KCT {{{{{{KCT}}}}}}an sinding gute thots an praers, an worriing ’bout how shii beze dewing! Fanks 4 updayte! issa berry bad frackshure, aiknowso.
“werdz an well wishes”
yeah for KCT! givs her hedbonks an let her now weer all sendin heelin thots!
Aisle bee seein her on Sunday. I can’t tell u how much it means 2 her to know u are all thinkin uf her. Cheezfrends r teh bestest! Hugs to all uf u!!!
Gib her hugz an bestest wishes frum awl da Cheezpees!
Pls 2 gib her mai best wishis fur a kwikk recubberee wiv nawt 2 mutsh pane.
Dere! Deed u see taht??!! Teh brokolee blinked, ai win!!!!
where? ai missed it…
ooooh, dots!
a Cheetoe? Oh noses!!! teh oranji wonz R poysun!!!
Errmmmmm! Turn into gas you will!
/Yoda off
/Yoda on
Light a match I will
*snerk*
Yew turned awn Yoda.
<blushes>Yoda</blushes>
The brolly duzn’t realize iz ben potoshopped!
The whole image has been photoshopped. The left side is identical to the right side (sorry, haven’t learned lolspeak yet)
just misspell a few things, and add dangling participles every so often. Bonus points for adding ‘s’ to stuff. Juss read otr comints, and yoo bee fine!
(note: phonetics are paramount. grammar and spelling can go out the window, but it has to ‘sound right’ when you say it.)
I’ve never had a problem with dangling participles, it’s the rest that comfuzez meh!
Wat meanz “Your comment is awaiting moderation”?
Not noe. But I’m bovvered dat Weird Press posted sum ob my powsts in teh last lol, adn then ate them. I needs tu add moar broccoli. Oar cowbell. Defnitly moar cowbell.
I haz had 2 commintz nommed tunite. I wunder wear dey go.
Wib teh matching sok adn teh ball-poyntee-endz pens, dey vanish fru a wormhole in teh fabric ob space-time adn end up on a whorld run by cheap blue rectangles.
I thot da kitteh wuz taken da sox, teh wun frum a dai or tu ago.
Oar mehbee dey iz transmorgafied, cloned and depawsited on teh drinkn problum lol. Wut’s up wif teh cawmints awn dis fing?
Maebe WP iz rebellin cauz wii keepz callin it naemz.
Kitteh hab stanj look uv lub fer da brok lee. Aifinks it is acuz bof r uv perfict sym, symma…. same on bof sidez! Mus bee da smart geometrist kitteh like mai Mister Marmels!
Creepy use of split mirror effect.
I know! And it’s so obvious too! I thought it looked really weird. I wonder what the original pic looked like.
Symetricawl kitteh luks gud frum N-E anglol.
Broccoli? Nawt sew mush akshully.
*waves frum da east* How yu bii NC66?
**waves bak frum da west**
Ohai 3KM – Ai bii otay.
Gawt uh cold in by doze, tho.
And RL haz been WAY tew busy.
Ai jes’ stealin’ uh cupl’o minits ‘fore ai go hoam frum wurk
tew play in cheezland.
Hao R U?
I iz gud!! Spring haz finalli came owt tu play heer and warm wevverz makez ebberfing better!
Ai agrii. I culd dew wifowt teh weeds sproutin’ up tho.
Ai hadda renta tractor last weekend to digem awl up.
Coupla sprinklers wer biktums ob collateral damij.
Oooh pooor sprinklerz. Did yu gib them a desent memorial?
Wut spinklerz?
MUST HAZ BROKALEE KITTAH!!!
Ha ha The broccoli has NO chance
This broccoli is sufficient
the mirror image thing is freaking me out
lolz. u can see dat da pikshure is a miror imash
Why the 1/2 cat mirror image?? Wasn’t it cute enough anyway??
That picture was taken with one of those mirror camera settings or something. Everything is odd-shaped and symmetrical.
thas what I was thinking! glad it isn’t just me noticing … i don’t like to be pernickety alone
This photo is doctored. It’s perfectly symmetrical! I’ll bet someone’s actually holding his head in place!
He looks like Yoda…
I’ve see half of this image before.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/17/y-dem-trees-on-dat-plate/
Great catch!!!
LOL that’s amazing! Good for you!
Hooray for Photoshop!
This kitteh haz a strangely symmetrical face! Iz photoshopped?
Definately. If you look at the collar there are two mounting points for nametags, and if you do a flip-flop comparison both sides are identical.
I was thinking the same thing. The picture is perfectly symmetrical.
It’s 100% certainly photoshopped. Notice even the broccoli and the collar are symmetrical
Iz photoshopped. Mirror-image. Look at the collar.
lol, why are my comments always removed? I said the picture is photoshopped, and it -clearly- is. What’s the problem? Can’t handle the truth?
Shopped. Lame.
symmetricat is symmetrical
this cat so looks like YODA
Who cares? Its still a funny picture and caption
Purfet semmetry. ;]
mirror effect!
Savage photo, well done:-)
lolz well dne who eva made da foto
Is it just me.. or does this cat look like yoda?
Yoda Cat sez “Eat dis broccoli I will!”
Merawrz can werk wunderz
this is done on photobooth. its symetrical, you can see that the collar is the same on both sides.
but who rlly cares? :3
All these people saying “lookit the collar” I looked at it’s face and though, “Down syndrome: kitteh can haz” … then the other elements fell in, markings, wall, table, collar was last thing. Kitty was cuter without mirror effect.
You all realise it doesn’t matter if it’s shoooped?
Also, this image didn’t need re-captioning, the original caption was one of the all time classics. REMEMBER YOUR ROOTS!
Nice Photochop..
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/17/y-dem-trees-on-dat-plate/
I think this is not a real photo. I think it was photoshopped from a half picture (duplicated, flipped left to right and the two vertical mirror images stitched at the center). Because why: A. it is too too purrfectly symmetrical. B., no cat has those Yoda proportions exactly. Take a look and see if you agree!
O. M. G.! I laughed so hard at this while I was on the bus that people turned and looked at me. That face is awesome! LOL
Photoshopped kitteh has 2 bucklz on collah
kitteh look just like yoda
Hmmm,yesssss……think alike, grate mynds doo.
Looks laik Yoda, dis kitteh duz
the image is mirrored!!
photoshop fake.
This pic is mirrored…
Ennywun notis how mutsch this kitteh looks liek Yoda?
Photoshopped for sure, unfunny
this is actually a mirrored version of this image: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/17/y-dem-trees-on-dat-plate/
i KNEW it looked too symmetrical!
That cat… looks exactly like my friend Jeremy… even has the little freckles on his big fat nose.
its a merror
haha its photoshopped
dat musta bin taykn awn teh Photo Booth! u canz ttel it nawt normel. mus b deh meeror iffekt.
It took me…. 3 minutes of stareing at the picture to realise it was a mirror image…. my brain hurts….