Comments on: Strange rules of cat behavior #5:

By: jernigam

jernigam — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:48:18 +0000

odder than ever…

By: marina

marina — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:12:18 +0000

haha yoga mat on top!!!!

By: Erin

Erin — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:42:25 +0000

That’s my kitteh Miller!!!! I took that picture! We’re Famoussss!!!!!!!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 18:44:19 +0000

Ohai kitkay. Sawry ai didn see yor cawmint yisterday, butt fanky foar teh symp/empatheez.

Herz iz bi-polar/alcohaddicted/eateeng disorderd. There is no boarderline about it, and ironikally, shee haz uh masters in psychology.

Momz suffers moast. Herz haz oftin bin exhausted and distraught affur uh day ob tryeeng tew “reskew” her. And, she duzznt unnerstand dat she iz jes enabling her.

Iz berry sad. And ai know awl tew well wut yew mean ’bout beein institushanliezd. Wut ai wanna noe iz, wut part of in danger of beeing uh threat tew herself and udders doan they unnerstand? Duz no one read police reports N-E-moar?

Foar N-E-wun reading this, itz nawt jes uh complaint. Ai doan ushually liek to tawk ’bout it, but ai poasted it in case yew recognize dis and identify wif it. Unfortunately, teh owlee advice ai kin gib tew if yew find yorself in a similar situation iz…keep yourselves strong and remember that you are no good to them if you let them pull you down with them. No matter how much it hurts to see them suffer, don’t make the mistake of letting your love for them put you in a position where their drama becomes yours, and don’t bail them out, literally or figuratively. It only enables them. You can take away the substances and objects that they use to harm themselves or others, and you can call the authorities who are trained, equipped and authorized to restrain and/or incarcerate them, but that’s really about it. Good luck and God bless.

By: a_lolkid

a_lolkid — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:16:40 +0000

cat rule number 13 is even MORE frequent:

You work on it, I lay on it

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 12:22:56 +0000

Deer Kat!! Yoo has to tern yurself bloo!!! We can’t find yoo eesilee odder wise! Yoo wud hav elebenty frenz at leest if yoo were bloo!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 12:16:50 +0000

Oh lunarmommy – yoo ar nawt the awnlee wun hoo suffers so!

There WUZ a taim wehn WP wud offen – an we nebber noo wai – post peeple az sumwun else! Yoo wud bee – say “nika”‘ but suddenly yoo wud be coming up az “Mina.”

Fur a wile, nika had to start awn hur mesages wif “Nika teh reel wun!” But then it went away again. Happened to menee peeple!

Cud be happening to yoo – rite???

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 12:08:04 +0000

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 12:06:04 +0000

avatar-caught-toe????? LOL!!! Brilliant!!!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 11:50:00 +0000

*Kitteh taiks deep breff, cheezpeepz cuvver dere eers in antisi….pashun*

♫ Climb ev’ry mountain
Search high and low
Follow ev’ry by-way
Every path you know ♫

♫ Climb ev’ry mountain
Ford ev’ry stream
Follow ev’ry rainbow
‘Till you find your dreeeeeeam ♫

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 10:00:10 +0000

FANGS sew much! Akshoelly, fangs knot B reekwired hear…I can has mole-larz !!!
*takes sum ob eberry fing*
*Eggept allyfaalfa sprawps*
(dey ben prufinned bad 4 teh loopies. Too bad, ai liked dem”
*add avatar-caught-toe*
*oil oyl, lemming joos, and Ms Dash*

NOM, NOM, NOM!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 09:38:11 +0000

srry bout teh loco sis–should go 2 a spech Psychiatrik horsespitles but they aren’t whut tehy used 2 b. (thank goodness, for the most part) they reelease peepz B 4 dey is stabilized, esp if “voluntary”, the hospl has NO say. ANd beein institushunalies is practiclly impossiblol dese days. I wint frew did resently wiff my crazy-alheimer’s momcat. And my brudder, hii beez ebben crazzier—walks teh streets homeless in San Diego, a paranoyd schzophrenik, won’t take meds, can’t werk, and dey donut hospialize peepz lyke dat NE maor! I try to help get him waht hii neads,but hii jsu waks off agin.

Manipulative? Is she “Boarderline Personality Disorder:?

“heavy sigh wiff nc*

*big smylol finking about teh granddotter*

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 08:03:10 +0000

**crickets**
*chirp chirp chirp*
**wanders awf tew the meadow**

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:45:19 +0000

Dis may be uh mood breaker, butt (_!_) dis iz my faborite sawng rite nao.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:35:12 +0000

Mr. Neilsen’s lyrics.. dat iz.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:34:20 +0000

Kewl beans
Group hugs
Mr. Nielsen has dat effet awn peeps.
Meh tew!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:25:01 +0000

**snerk**

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:23:26 +0000

Alrite.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:22:13 +0000

I’d nebber heered of dem befoar, an den a fren sent me a cd wif dat sawng awn it. I fell instantlee in lubs wif it. Gud drivin sawng too.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:20:52 +0000

Red, yew awr ’bout tew hab an emeow.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:20:04 +0000

Bob Seagar that iz nawt.
I lub teh name ob teh band, tho.
Cunning, but nawt.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:17:58 +0000

nc66, It’s cool, I’ve always liked the song, the manic part sung by Rick seems to strike a chord in me.
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yeah-yeah-yeah, I know…..suprised look.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:15:18 +0000

this is what the kid chased me off-stage with
I try to sleep, theyre wide awake, they wont leave me alone.
They dont get paid to take vacations, or let me alone.
They spy on me, I try to hide, they wont let me alone.
They persecute me, theyre the judge and jury all in one.

cool enough kid, good musician as well.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:15:15 +0000

An den….dere’s Nikklolbak.

Moast of dere sawngs I kinnawt kwote oar linkee to heer, butt dis wun I can:

w w w. youtube.com/watch?v=M1ozGZX9D2k&feature=related

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:09:25 +0000

Mai bad Dan. *snerk* Syrsly bro. Fwends?
**extends pawin truce fashion**

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:05:12 +0000

Also, I has resentlee started enjoyin dis song alot:

w w w. youtube.com/watch?v=Mo3edx4-LIQ

Heer’s teh nawt-sekkund part of it.
As your will is bent and broken, every vision has been cast into the wind
As your courage crashes down before your eyes
Don’t lay down and die

‘Cause I see in you
More than you’ll ever know
And I ask you, “Why
You question the strength inside?”
And you need to know
How it feels to be alive

When every wound has been re-opened
And in this world of give and take, you must have faith
And the distance to your dreams stretch beyond reach
Don’t lay down and die
No

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:04:53 +0000

Here let meh halp yew get teh Po Po's out ob yer cranium. Wake up wif noe constablols

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:04:38 +0000

and in the insult to injury category,
I commute 45 miles to and from work, as I was exiting the interstate highway, about 1.5 miles from home, a song came on the radio, a certian song that I had not heard in over 10 years at the time. Any guesses?

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:02:27 +0000

then I hear Ricks lyrics in the song behind me. It is his son, singing his fathers part, right behind me, carrying drum gear. Now that is a reinforced earwurm.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:01:19 +0000

BTW - FWIW - Check owt dis wun.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:00:55 +0000

I have an interesting incident related (literally) to Cheap Trick.
Rick Nielsen, has a son, and he’s in a band, this band played during a Radio Show day (meaning up to 12 bands in one day, on one stage), during the strike of the band the kid was in I told the Steward that the one of the band members is the son of the guitarist from Cheap Trick….and now I have Dream Police in my head.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:58:35 +0000

Oh yesh, gud wun.

My two moast fabritest Cheep Trik songs iz: “Ifn Yoo Wants My Lub” an “Tonite Itz Yoo”.

Fank CC I has dere Greatest Hits cd an AWL teh songs wii has menshuned iz awn it.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:54:01 +0000

Precious Declarations - FTW Ai liek dis wun beddur. . Mai anthem, let me show it tew yew.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:45:20 +0000

Ooohhh….Cheap Trick gud…..

Ennywun rekognyze dis?

Once I jumped thru hoops of fire
As high and far as you required
I was blind but now I see
Salvation has discovered me

Dat wut I has to lissen to – at leest wunse – ebery day now. Gud fing I lyk it.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:43:22 +0000

sad but true, I did klik on it. and I wish I did not.
.
I went to Dream Police by Cheap Trick to step on THAT

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:42:48 +0000

Now foar sum stranj reesun, I’m cravni Life sereal.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:39:19 +0000

Let’s maik Dan dew eet. Dan will clik awn N-E-fing.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:38:15 +0000

Heer dis is gud wun:

w w w. youtube.com/watch?v=af0Ux2Opy5M

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:33:34 +0000

**iz afrayd to clik linkee**

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:32:57 +0000

**Shut up ’bout wurkz earwurm enterz Mr. 3KM’s hed.**
Hims can’t git it owt nao.
Hubbi neber furgits eet.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:30:05 +0000

Ai can suggest wun.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:26:08 +0000

Dukky Tayp = Handeemans Sekrit Weppin

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:25:11 +0000

Nope him iz comfi awn da couch. Ir iz currently diztrakted by him lap top. I will bii qwiet az tu nawt distrack it.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:25:01 +0000

Why?

**has 2 song-relayted reesuns**

“Cuz u sew hawt”?
oar…
Cuz “Iz gettin hawt in heer?”

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:24:14 +0000

Wunce, oar twice, oar elebenty timez azza kidlet, ai herd dat shut duzn’t go up, prices dew.
.
No worries, tho. I hab duckee taip.
Lots ob it.
.
Gawt it frum teh CCC adn my own personlol stash.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:23:47 +0000

**luuks sternlee at Dan**

Donut make me has to come down dere an purrsonalee kik ur baksyde!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:22:25 +0000

yer right, it isn’t smoke annymoar.
.
.
it’s steam.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:20:24 +0000

there are…………several that could probably do the job.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:19:48 +0000

Sorry to heer dat.

My bff has sistur lyk dat too.

{{{NC}}}

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:17:58 +0000

OH…no, no, no. Nuffeeng liek dat.
Well…kinda.
.
Herz carazy loco (wif udder prawblems tew), and wii doan know wen wii will find her in wunna doez articles..
.
Ai pretty shur herz still alibe coz we herd dat she czeched intew uh horspital uh cuplol ob weeks ago, but it neber lasts. Ai jes wish teh horspital wuld recognize hers wuz mental and keeps her oar intitushunalize her. Weave tried lottsa wayz ourselbs, but herz iz manipulative and noes hao tew get owtta wuteber “predikamint” wii put her in.
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*heavy sigh*