Strange rules of cat behavior #5:
Strange rules of cat behavior #5: Frequently attempt the impossible.
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an acheive it!
an den do it aqgin. At nite. Wif wun paw tied behind yer bak!
On teh hummin’s head.
Datz 2 dayz innarow fur u wif teh solo nawt-sekkund. Grate job, carosue! Concatshoelaces.
Wut manner uv sillybrayshuns duz u want?
hummmm. Hao bout a huge salad wif eleventy imgrebients. We kan awl haz sum on this nice warm evening!
Ai maed da lol wif Eva N Cory
mine. icanhascheezburger.com/ view.aspx?ciid=4019827′
Pleez tu remobe spacez.
Berii cyoot!!
Yesh, iz teh cyoot and splort-a-lishus!
Puts owt salad bar display wif elebenty ingreediyentz. Menny kinds uv lettus, celery, carrots, peppers, unyuns, arteechoak harts, alfalfa sprowts, tomayters, cheez, sesame seeds, croutons, kyookumbur slieces, olibs, an wutebber uvver salady-fings ur hart desires. Also puts owt elebenty kinds uv salad dressings.
Enjoy!
…crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Mmmmm. Salady.
FANGS sew much! Akshoelly, fangs knot B reekwired hear…I can has mole-larz !!!
*takes sum ob eberry fing*
*Eggept allyfaalfa sprawps*
(dey ben prufinned bad 4 teh loopies. Too bad, ai liked dem”
*add avatar-caught-toe*
*oil oyl, lemming joos, and Ms Dash*
NOM, NOM, NOM!
avatar-caught-toe????? LOL!!! Brilliant!!!
Kin we turn down teh inklien jus a liddlol bit?
fur teh peeps wif only tew legs? O awlrite!
Vat iss dis wurd “impossibul” ob wich u speek?
Ai can get dem wyrz eezee-peezee!
Inconceivable!
*flip flip flip*
Lemme see
ikonoclasteek
illogiklol
imajinaysun
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inohbaytib
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Noap. Nawt in the lolspeek dikshunairee
Impawsibul: Finger Fuds foar kittehs. Derybed from:
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Imp : Smawl creechur
Paws: Fings smawl creechurs hab on end ob feet
Ibul : Lyke Kibble, ownly wibbowt k.
does that make it kibble “lite”
question? why hoomanz turn big clothes hanger upside down?
thas were teh lost soks hyde.
ooooooooh. i believe the culprit is featured in ze photo
the washing machine? That’s whut takes myne.
no, the notorious laundry stealer and stasher in mine
“I believe I kan fly!” And I did, til I hit da ground.
The trick to flying is getting distracted..(oo dots)
Awr yew Robert Plant, Jimmie Page, John Paul Jones oar John Bonham?
**Mental note: Neber use heaby medul foar flyin’ mashins’**
Dat’s coz yu forgot tu miss teh grownd.
Oh deer CC, plz get dat stoopid R Kelly song OUTTA MY HED RITE NAO!
ahem, ya sure about that?
**luuks askanse at Dan**
Why u say dat? U sujjestin alternatib eerwurm?
Ifn so, den NO FANKYOO! I’m nawt noo heer, yanno.
there are…………several that could probably do the job.
**luuks sternlee at Dan**
Donut make me has to come down dere an purrsonalee kik ur baksyde!
Ai can suggest wun.
**iz afrayd to clik linkee**
Let’s maik Dan dew eet. Dan will clik awn N-E-fing.
Now foar sum stranj reesun, I’m cravni Life sereal.
sad but true, I did klik on it. and I wish I did not.
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I went to Dream Police by Cheap Trick to step on THAT
Ooohhh….Cheap Trick gud…..
Ennywun rekognyze dis?
Once I jumped thru hoops of fire
As high and far as you required
I was blind but now I see
Salvation has discovered me
Dat wut I has to lissen to – at leest wunse – ebery day now. Gud fing I lyk it.
Precious Declarations – FTW
Ai liek dis wun beddur.
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Mai anthem, let me show it tew yew.
Oh yesh, gud wun.
My two moast fabritest Cheep Trik songs iz: “Ifn Yoo Wants My Lub” an “Tonite Itz Yoo”.
Fank CC I has dere Greatest Hits cd an AWL teh songs wii has menshuned iz awn it.
I have an interesting incident related (literally) to Cheap Trick.
Rick Nielsen, has a son, and he’s in a band, this band played during a Radio Show day (meaning up to 12 bands in one day, on one stage), during the strike of the band the kid was in I told the Steward that the one of the band members is the son of the guitarist from Cheap Trick….and now I have Dream Police in my head.
BTW – FWIW – Check owt dis wun.
then I hear Ricks lyrics in the song behind me. It is his son, singing his fathers part, right behind me, carrying drum gear. Now that is a reinforced earwurm.
and in the insult to injury category,
I commute 45 miles to and from work, as I was exiting the interstate highway, about 1.5 miles from home, a song came on the radio, a certian song that I had not heard in over 10 years at the time. Any guesses?
Here let meh halp yew get teh Po Po’s out ob yer cranium.
Wake up wif noe constablols
Mai bad Dan. *snerk* Syrsly bro. Fwends?
**extends pawin truce fashion**
this is what the kid chased me off-stage with
I try to sleep, theyre wide awake, they wont leave me alone.
They dont get paid to take vacations, or let me alone.
They spy on me, I try to hide, they wont let me alone.
They persecute me, theyre the judge and jury all in one.
cool enough kid, good musician as well.
nc66, It’s cool, I’ve always liked the song, the manic part sung by Rick seems to strike a chord in me.
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yeah-yeah-yeah, I know…..suprised look.
**snerk**
Kewl beans
Group hugs
Mr. Nielsen has dat effet awn peeps.
Meh tew!
Mr. Neilsen’s lyrics.. dat iz.
Heer dis is gud wun:
w w w. youtube.com/watch?v=af0Ux2Opy5M
Also, I has resentlee started enjoyin dis song alot:
w w w. youtube.com/watch?v=Mo3edx4-LIQ
Heer’s teh nawt-sekkund part of it.
As your will is bent and broken, every vision has been cast into the wind
As your courage crashes down before your eyes
Don’t lay down and die
‘Cause I see in you
More than you’ll ever know
And I ask you, “Why
You question the strength inside?”
And you need to know
How it feels to be alive
When every wound has been re-opened
And in this world of give and take, you must have faith
And the distance to your dreams stretch beyond reach
Don’t lay down and die
No
Bob Seagar that iz nawt.
I lub teh name ob teh band, tho.
Cunning, but nawt.
I’d nebber heered of dem befoar, an den a fren sent me a cd wif dat sawng awn it. I fell instantlee in lubs wif it. Gud drivin sawng too.
An den….dere’s Nikklolbak.
Moast of dere sawngs I kinnawt kwote oar linkee to heer, butt dis wun I can:
w w w. youtube.com/watch?v=M1ozGZX9D2k&feature=related
Red, yew awr ’bout tew hab an emeow.
Alrite.
Dis may be uh mood breaker,
butt (_!_) dis iz my faborite sawng rite nao.
**crickets**
*chirp chirp chirp*
**wanders awf tew the meadow**
Spyder-cat, spyder-cat
does wut eber a spyder-cat does.
AI tink AI can!
AI tink AI can!!
AI tink AI can!
Peeple, plz be sending gud thots and prayers mai way. Mai ketteh T’loup iz in horsepital cause hims berry sick. DrTinycat (rully! shii bees all ob 4 foots tall!) iz afeared hims gots lung cancer. Am going nao to bisit hims an hold hims paws while wii wait fur x-ray results. Thanxbai.
*sending heeling beems to u & ur kitteh*
Pour kitteh an da mommie. Heelin beamz ob gud foughtz.
{{{jehkehkcat}}} heelin beems tew kitteh!
Best of wishes for you and your kitteh *hugs and snuggles*
{{{{{jehkeykat}}}}} Gud luk tu yu and T’loup! Hopez x-ray iz cleer!
{{{{{t’loup}}}}} {{{{{jehkeykat}}}}}
{{{{jehkeykat}}}} and ketteh.
{{{{jehkeykat}}}} {{{{T’loup}}}}
{{{{{jehkeykat}}}}}
ai prays fur yew an ur kitteh.
*sendz lawts ob thots adn mental noms, by way ob kitteh psychic network*
Kitteh iz fiting uphill battlol!
he couldn’t get to the top
hi brent. can u find me nao?
Surreal Techno Kitteh sez:
“Dis teh board ai yooz foar surfin’ teh interwebs”
Noe wunner Fyre frox iz so slow. Der’z no way tu fit that down teh tubes.
free more weeks an ai’ll b reedy fur everest!
Ceiling Cat
nevr has a problum ascending
When ai feelz teh needs to exer…sah…work out, ai just ave another Martinii n wait till the feelin passes.
repeet ob sum importint burfday fairy announsmints frum erlier:
(ok, i’z a Her, i’ll admit taht much 
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1: to being on teh burfday list, yoo kan frend me (klikkie on my blooness) so i kan making shur to get yor burfdayt frum yor profile. if you not haz/wants a ICHC profile or duz not wants to putting yor burfdayt on yor profile, yoo kan e-mailing me at
burfdayfairy @ gmail.com (wifowt the spaces)
or yoo kan frending my Sekrit Identiy. but i cannot telling yoo hoo taht iz; tehn it wuldnt be a Sekrit anymore, wuld it. so just frend evreewun, an yoo’ll prolly get her.
2: mundayn teh 27f being phillipe d’beaker’s burfday, i am wurking wif igor on sumfing very speshul for teh party!! but i needs to kno wut iz teh best time for phillipe to enjoy his burfday greetings. 12 pafisik/3 eestern LOL? or perhpas teh nekst wun, 3 pafisik/6 eestern? phillipe or sumwun hoo knows wen him iz usually arownd let me kno, plz, eever heer or on my profile or e-mail az above.
3: burfday fairy (an hurz Sekrit Idenity) iz going on a well-erned vakayshun frum May 23 – May 31. I will try to get teh burfday greetings before an after, an maybe during depending on intertoobs aksess an how hubby’s laptop iz behaybing. but emerjency substitoot volunteer burfday fairys to fill in while i’m gone wuld being much appreciayted. let me kno if yoo want to helping owt, an i’ll tell yoo hoo teh burfdays are for taht time.
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we now return yoo to yor regulolarly skeduled kittehs.
Ohai, BF.
I sented yoo a fren rekwest. I thotso wii wuz alreddy frenz, butt aparentlee nawt.
well, i knowz yor burfday anywayz
but i’d liek to be yor frend anyway! 
Teh dreded DID strykes uhgain.
Shurlee teh BF will forgib yew.
oh, abowt teh furst elebenty times she did, but she mite be gettin tired ob it…
durn taht DID!
Oh lunarmommy – yoo ar nawt the awnlee wun hoo suffers so!
There WUZ a taim wehn WP wud offen – an we nebber noo wai – post peeple az sumwun else! Yoo wud bee – say “nika”‘ but suddenly yoo wud be coming up az “Mina.”
Fur a wile, nika had to start awn hur mesages wif “Nika teh reel wun!” But then it went away again. Happened to menee peeple!
Cud be happening to yoo – rite???
Ohai guies.
How iz eberywun tonite?
ohai, rhsb! ai iz berry gud akshualiee! hao iz yew tonite???
Ohai Kat. Welcome bak.
Akshulee, I’m hurtin. My doc remooved sum tishoo frum a spot awn my belleh an iz hurtin. Tylenlol nawt werkin.
{{{red}}} I had sum taken frum my face an nawt fun.
Yay! Yu iz home!! Cheezland home that iz. How yu biii feelin tunite. Wuz tudai okai?
Nawt so grate akshulee.
It hurts to walk an sit up. I has to hold my belleh wen I moov to support it.
Nawt gotted teh hevvy-dooty paynekillurs. Extry-strenf Tylenlol? Pleh? Mite as well be eetin candee.
I finkso I be callin Dr SkinCat inna moarnin, an threatenin him wif my poynty enz.
Yep, cawl him! Threaten himz wif 2 redheadz an a fat kat!
Gud eyedea, butt iz Pookie threatenin-luukin enuf?
Yer rite! Him iz bigg floofy ball. I will bring Lucy, shii mite bii little but, shii iz da BAD! Her pointy endz, let mii show yu da evidence.
Gud finkin.
Mahm an dad wented to ur town tonite, foar teh dinnur an mebbe shoppin.
I nawt eben feeled lyk sneekin owtside whyle dere gone.
Wat an wear in da world wuld dey eet and shop heer for?
Wayle, bein teh egg-sitin hub of aktibitee it iz…..
Dey go dere alot. Unless dey chanjed dere minz, dey wented dere. Prolly to Sonny’s foar dinnur an mebbe Wally Whirled an/oar Kroger.
Wild an crazee peeps dey are!
Woot, woot! I will alert da athorities tu bii awn teh luk owt for 2 wild and krazy peepz!
Yor mahm and dad awr Dan Akroyd and Steve Martin.
Dats weird awn multiplol lebels.
Explayns alot, duzznt it?
*sends in a yung, hansum, an singlol doktor bering a golden tray ob vicodins*
Well ohai dere!
**luuks at goodies awn tray**
U gonna purrtend dere grapes an feed dem to me?
{{{{{red}}}}}
ai haz neber had tishoo removed, butt eat does nawt sownd fun, ai hoeps an prays taht yew weel feel bedder soon.
Fanks.
Plz to do me a favor.
Ifn yoo go owt inna sun, ware sunskreen. Dat way, u has less chanse of havin to go frew dis wen u iz oldur.
otay, ai weel member.
ai akshuliee haz a historiee ub skin cancer in mai familiee, sew ai alwais maeks sur tew b wearin teh sunskreen.
Gud foar u!
I remember habbin bad sunburnz wen I wuz teenajur, an nao am “payin foar it”.
I am teh nawt-sekkund wun in my famlee to has dis type of skin canser. My dad’s brudder wuz dyagnozed abowt 3 yeers ago, an himz is at leest 15 yeers oldur den me.
I had my nawt-sekkund Melanoma at adj 19. Pleh.
wow, yew wuz purty young tew get a melonoma, ai weel pray fur yew nawt tew b gettin aniee mor ub tehm.
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Aiz gud, fanks — abowt to leev werk to go skrapbooking — YAY!!!
Catch u kittehs laytur!
Nity nite, haz da fun skrapping!
‘Nite, NS.
Haz gud week-en.
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I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right, there’s no end in sight
I hate my life!
(Nawt reellee, butt it haz been wun uf dem weeks when ebery dai wuz Mundane.)
Ohai, WRr.
Sowwy ur week has been pleh.
Enny werd awn wut rong wif teh twuk?
Fird geer is borked. dem maybee can get parts by Wednesdai tu fix it.
So yoo can dribe it until den, oar u gots bak-up?
I herd sumfin dis moarnin dat maded me finkso of yoo: Yoo kno who Earl Pitts iz? Him iz funnee.
Him tolded storee dat himz wyfe bought a noo pare of pants an axked him “Duz dese pants make my butt luuk fat?” Him sed, “Twenny eers of icee creem an sawsidj iz wut maded ur butt luuk fat. Teh pantz iz innosent biktims!”
I
lyk crazee.
Yabbut, teh response I sujjested last nite will nawt make teh gui end up inna horsepidlol.
A nyce tite throat hug will make him thnk twice bout himz mouth.
Doing gud, fank you. Graiding papers. Urgh. Must. Have. More. Martiniis!
I can has built-in pitons?
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apparently so
Bilt-in wat?
rock climbing gear
Oh.
So, haoz ur nite goin?
*shrugs* just another day….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b6opMEu-zM
apparently….my comment is awaiting moderation….
whod-a-thunk it.
YOO, bein moduraytid? *snerks*
I’m prolly nexst, tho.
I dunno it may be the end of my time here if the thought-police are gonna get silly about it.
I agree wif u.
that happend earlier tu sumone else, an it eeted tu uf mine comments. I nawt think mind police awn dutie Ifinkso just stoopie weblingz stuff.
Ohai RHSB! Hao are yoo feeling?
Ohai, ETP.
I gots seryus case of teh owwies rite nao. Fanks foar axkin.
How u doin? Did yoo has danse class agin tonite? I herd on-pointe iz hard to do.
Ai did hab dansdansdans class 2day- nawt pointe, jazz! Ai has dans class almost ebbrey day. Mostly ballet an pointe, but jazz 2. Pointe bee purrdy hard! An hurts.
Ai hope yoo feel better soon!! 
Alright folks, so what’s the deal with getting Moderated all of a sudden? Are we going strictly “G” rated all of a sudden? I know we’ve got some younger folks here, but Geez-O-Pete!
Can someone in charge please let us know what’s going on? I “censor” myself here as it is. Do I need to find somewhere else that won’t let me say what’s on my mind any more?
Ah carp, that last line shoulda said, “Do I need to find somewhere else that won’t censor me further and let me say what’s on my mind?”
(…and to think folks, I’m NOT hopped up on painkillers!)
I wuz reedin sum comment frum 07 an ebberything heer bii REALLY tame compared tu then. Ifinkso wii shuld return tu those daiz.
yah, mebbee tahts why we not seed stend heer for so long, him iz getting moderated all teh time.
ai haz a ponder, wut does eat meen tew get moderated???
I donut kno, it nawt happpened to me yet.
Dan, care you share wif us?
Happend to mii earlier today wen ai tried to inclood a linkee to a LOL ai made of bebbeh Cory. It ebenchewally came fru, and ai ended up postifying it 3 thymes.
I cannot say for certian, however I have a guess that the accuracy of which I cannot promise.
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some issue, situation, key-word, or other trigger (like a youtube link maybee?) raises a flag, this “flagged” item has to be approved before it appears on the thread.
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this could explain why some items have taken such long times to appear. This is the first time I’ve seen the notice of active moderation.
Tat hasen’t happeded to me yet. Ai be good grrl!
Iz dat Y yu iz ebil?
Gud theoree. Prolly troo.
Ohai Kat! Ai left yoo a friend reqwst!
reely?!?!?! yew weel b mai sekkund ichc frend! teh onliee problum iz…uh…ai don’t no hao tew accept frend requests! ai has neber goted wun b4, ai sent teh frend request tew mai onliee odder ichc frend, sew ai nawt no hao tew accept aniee wuns taht r sent tew me!
Since yur name nawt bloo I nawt now how tu send yu a friend request.
Look at teh Cheezland Cryer!
On teh right side of yoor profile there shuld bee a linkee in red tat says one new friend reqwest. Just klikee on it, and when it loads klick comfirm!! EZ as tat!
ai luk an nawt c eat! y does ai haff tew a haff such a stoopy puter?!?! eat neber wurk rite wen ai wants eat tew!!!
Ai’ll tri frending yoo ageian. Mebbeh tat werks??
eat deed nawt wurk, ifinkso. ai weel tri tew send yew a frend request, mayb taht weel help.
*Crosses fingers*
Are yoo footprintsgirl? Is yoor flower picture, but nawt say Kat.
yesh, taht b me! sowwy, furgot tew tell yew taht mai ichc name b footprintsgirl, iz jus displayed publikliee as Kat.
Ai fink it worked!!
yesh, eat deed!!! nao ai has TWO ichc frends!
*does mai happiee dans*
oh, ai almost furgot ur welcome pakage…
{{{{{ETP}}}}} an smooze!
eat b sayin taht mai frend request has been sent , butt nufing else, nawt no wut b rong wiff mai stoopy puter.
Yoo show up as mi friend!! Gotta go nao. TTYL Kat!
by-by, ETP!!!
Deer Kat!! Yoo has to tern yurself bloo!!! We can’t find yoo eesilee odder wise! Yoo wud hav elebenty frenz at leest if yoo were bloo!!
dont fink anywun akshully ansered yor qwestion, it meens teh commints are being skreened (eever by a program or a live persun) for offensiveness, etc.
I tried to…….well, took a W.A.G. at it anyway.
well, in any case, i fink tehy haz stopped now. but tehy taked wun ob my erlier commints wif tehm.
the one that clued me into this, is still showing that it is awaiting moderation. it has a link to an Oingo Boingo video on youtube.
hmm. my maru video link showed up riet away.
mebbe teh moderator iz not being a Oingo Boingo fan? silly moderator.
Nawt surprising affur Danny made dis wun.
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Tempting the WP monster. Iz phun, ain’t it.
typical, the world gets by, and I get nailed.
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It is a rather disturbing song, I like Stay better myself.
Yew sirtanlee hab ekletic tastes.
Dat wun had awlmoas lef mai right brain.
Dats why ai iz grateful yew izza fwend.
**hurridly downloadz tew IPOD**
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Dis wuz awlays mai faborite.
Butt (_!_), my tastes awr sirtanlee moar pedestrian.
W.A.G.?
Wild
A….use yer imagination
Guess
*facepaw*
I shudda “guessed”
Ai feel liek dis kitteh sumtiemz deez daze.
Awn uh uphill berticawl tredmill datz nawt eben plugged in.
*heavy sigh*
Yep! *nods head in agreememt*
This iz da way I feelz wen I tryz tu sell sumwun da nyce shiny stuffz.
Ohhh uh sales…er.um…person?…iz dat rite?
Wuts teh correct PC term deez daze?
Hao x-site-eeng.
Ai haz dreery ol’ tekkie jawb.
Wut yew sell 3KM?
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*pulls owt wallet*
I CONSULT menz lyke yu awn gifts that will make yur woman squelll wif delite, an prove yur lub tu her! Pleez provide yur credit card number an yur significat other will bii delited and “grateful”!
Oh mai! Datz purrfect!
RL haz Ms. NC berry grumpy.
CC number iz 5555-1234-5678-9999.
Plz tew put elebenty deliteful itemz awn accownt.
Kthxsqweeee
don’t forget the batteries…….
:shock” 3KM sells teh battery powered toys?
Hazah!
Ai designed uh cuplol websites foar doez cumpanies ‘fore.
**pawders if 3KM haz memberships discownts**
sumtymes there iz no helping da ownez dat need it most.
I cannot pull out my wallet, the moths will escape that way.
*opens wallet, heers crikkits chirping*
they ate the moths.
does anibodiee no hao tew get teh blooness fur mai name???
i’m seeing two “http://”s wen i luk at yor linkie. need to go to wher yoo iz registered wif teh url, or look at wut yoo typed in teh URL box, an take out teh second “http//”
that shuld help.
fanks, lunarmommy, ai weel tri taht 2murrow, cuz ai has tew go. by-by!
Maru the box-loving cat and a tall box
now that is just cute as can be.
maru iz awsum. i want maru.
Maru iz relaytid tew Tigger aifinkso.
Haz spring in tail.
*BOING* Ai’m in *BOING* Ai’m owt.
Hao cyoot. **Titan’s CHRG**
I gotta wonder, does that (**Titan’s GHRG**) mean you stole/borrowed it from the son of a god? (pick one, the greeks had a bunch of them)
Yew awr uh sharp wun Dan.
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Ai awlwayz knew it.
Ai didn’t yooz teh possesive form foar nuffin’.
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Ai doan jes need to secure my protektiv hed gear, ai needed wun ob dee-eh-tee purrpoarshuns tew protekt meh frum dat cyoot.
*bows* luck has much to do with it.
**Ominous echo voice**
DOAN…YEW…BELLEEB…IT…GURLS
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Himz X-tra smart and modest tew.
U be preechin to teh kwior heer, NC.
*fiddles around in the patch-bay*
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there, did that kill the reverb?
**hobblols up behind Dan an whaps him upside teh hed**
BONK!!!
**fawls off chair**
I wud awfur to halp u up, but I can barelee moov myself.
Ur awn ur own awn dis wun.
Dan? Uh liddlol halp here?
Sweeng dat boom ober here, wuld ya?
do I need to change the mic on it?
No-no-no…
Dats otay-tay-tay…
Ai jes need it-it-it…
tew lift myself up-up-up…
oh, sry.
*activates electronic leash* “Dan for camera-3, camera-3, I need you to swing over the orch-pit and pan down for a minnit”
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*deactivates leash* dere, nao grabbit.
Grabz “it” and wraps “it” arownd arm.
**anticipating wild ride**
**gets popcorn an pepsi, sits down in chayre to watch show**
Dis shud be ennertaynin…
*dives back into the patch-bay*
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hang………wait-a-…….gimme….a…..secon
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ZZZZZZZT *small cloud exits, smells suspiciously like rosted Dan*
*comes away from patch-bay, complete with a hairstyle that would make Yahoo Serious faint*
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dere, dat doo it?
**gigglols uncontrolablee**
Yaaaaa-HOOOOOOooooooo!
looks something like dis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEL_BT_Z6Yg
Climb kitty CLimb!
Nite nite Cheezpeepz! Sii yu soon, I hope!
Ai’m bak. YAY!
Stoopy cablol cumpany.
Gud fing ai had mai broadband card.
Wud ai miss?
crikkits chirping, not much else
**comes stragglin in**
Gess wat…..I nawt can sleep. Nawt can get comfee. **grumblol grumblol**
did yoo get teh hansum yung dr. tinycat i sended yoo abuv?
No, I nawt see him…mebbe him gotted lawst….
himz not losted, himz right up tehr – klikkie on teh bloo “abuv” in my qwestion (iz hard to see it’s bloo). moderator not eeted him or nuffin, himz up tehr waytin to make yoo feel better
**rubs Red’s show-ders**
Hao iz yer skin fingy sirjeree feelin’?
Iz yew in need ob the Tylenol and cocai…er…codeine?
Yesh, plz. Purrefrablee wif tekillya chasur.
**tries to finkso of happitayle playse**
NC – I finsko I shud warn yoo abowt me an bakrubs…
I has seryus weekniss foar dem.
My slogin shud be, “Rub my bak an I follo u hoam.”
Heh heh. Red, aifinkso yew wuz uh siren in anudder life.
Aifinkso teh sirjeree pain ownlee maiks yew
eben moar sew beckon…er…becomeeng.
Ah my fren, u flattur me sew! I knew dere wuz reezun I lyked u.
My lubs foar bakrubs iz lejendaree. Wen I wuz kidlet, I used to drag my unklol in2 teh bafroom wif me ifn I knew I wuz gonna be in dere a whiel an maded him rub my bak.
O.o
Hoapfully it wuzn’t “unklol” Chester.
Nope. Hiz nayme wuz Billy. Wuz wun of my fabrit unklols.
Unforchunatlee, him nawt wif us enny moar.
**pour widdlol ob malt liqour forty**
**awn teh grownd foar unklol Billy**
Sawry. Did nawt meen noe disrespekt.
Deez jes jokes. Reely. Dey nawt hurt N-E bawdy. Srysly.
Oh I kno.
No harm, no foul. U nawt offend me. It yooshulee taykes moar den dat.
♫ Yew prawbly fink dis son izza ’bout yew ♫
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*gigglol*
**kissez two fingers adn points to Billy in teh sky**
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Ai know iz nawt teh classic Carly, but sumhow ai liek dis wun.
Oh cool! I like the Foo Fighters.
I’ve been listening to my Bob Seger cd’s alot lately and found a new “favorite” song on Greatest Hits 2. “Chances Are” which is a duet wif him an Martina McBride. Iz sew romantikklol….**swoons**
**slides couch**
*kicks foot to stop it on spike mark*
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*thud*
Fanks a buttlode, guies.
**fawls awn cowch, but den rolls awf uthur syde**
THUNK.
Oowwww….
*levitates to level of couch*
(aud. reaction) wow, cool, looks like magic, how does she do that.
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what’s that grunting sound, is that swearing?!, what’s that crawling off stage?
Aw cwap.
I jes saw ware my ex-Granny-in-law died Wednesday.
Now I gots sumfin in my eies…..
**Hands Red uh tissue**
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Plz tew czech dat sekshun ob teh paper foar my SIRL.
Wats a SIRL.
I kno wut IRL meens. Mien sucketh much sinse I gotted bak frum bakayshun.
I wanna go bak….
Sis IRL
Did ur Sister pass resentlee?
My condolensis.
OH…no, no, no. Nuffeeng liek dat.
Well…kinda.
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Herz carazy loco (wif udder prawblems tew), and wii doan know wen wii will find her in wunna doez articles..
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Ai pretty shur herz still alibe coz we herd dat she czeched intew uh horspital uh cuplol ob weeks ago, but it neber lasts. Ai jes wish teh horspital wuld recognize hers wuz mental and keeps her oar intitushunalize her. Weave tried lottsa wayz ourselbs, but herz iz manipulative and noes hao tew get owtta wuteber “predikamint” wii put her in.
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*heavy sigh*
Sorry to heer dat.
My bff has sistur lyk dat too.
{{{NC}}}
srry bout teh loco sis–should go 2 a spech Psychiatrik horsespitles but they aren’t whut tehy used 2 b. (thank goodness, for the most part) they reelease peepz B 4 dey is stabilized, esp if “voluntary”, the hospl has NO say. ANd beein institushunalies is practiclly impossiblol dese days. I wint frew did resently wiff my crazy-alheimer’s momcat. And my brudder, hii beez ebben crazzier—walks teh streets homeless in San Diego, a paranoyd schzophrenik, won’t take meds, can’t werk, and dey donut hospialize peepz lyke dat NE maor! I try to help get him waht hii neads,but hii jsu waks off agin.
Manipulative? Is she “Boarderline Personality Disorder:?
“heavy sigh wiff nc*
*big smylol finking about teh granddotter*
Ohai kitkay. Sawry ai didn see yor cawmint yisterday, butt fanky foar teh symp/empatheez.
Herz iz bi-polar/alcohaddicted/eateeng disorderd. There is no boarderline about it, and ironikally, shee haz uh masters in psychology.
Momz suffers moast. Herz haz oftin bin exhausted and distraught affur uh day ob tryeeng tew “reskew” her. And, she duzznt unnerstand dat she iz jes enabling her.
Iz berry sad. And ai know awl tew well wut yew mean ’bout beein institushanliezd. Wut ai wanna noe iz, wut part of in danger of beeing uh threat tew herself and udders doan they unnerstand? Duz no one read police reports N-E-moar?
Foar N-E-wun reading this, itz nawt jes uh complaint. Ai doan ushually liek to tawk ’bout it, but ai poasted it in case yew recognize dis and identify wif it. Unfortunately, teh owlee advice ai kin gib tew if yew find yorself in a similar situation iz…keep yourselves strong and remember that you are no good to them if you let them pull you down with them. No matter how much it hurts to see them suffer, don’t make the mistake of letting your love for them put you in a position where their drama becomes yours, and don’t bail them out, literally or figuratively. It only enables them. You can take away the substances and objects that they use to harm themselves or others, and you can call the authorities who are trained, equipped and authorized to restrain and/or incarcerate them, but that’s really about it. Good luck and God bless.
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i fownd teh dr. tinycat i sended yoo, klikkie heer to find him
*runz thru Cheezland wif handz clamped obber ears screeming “Make hubbi stop tawlking bout wurk, help, help!*
*puts duk tape on mr. 3kittymomma’s mouf, him stops tawking abowt wurk*
**tacklols Mr. 3KM**
**Putz in chokehold**
No wait. Dats nawt gud.
**Applies thumb numbing chinese stun tekneek**
K – Nao wut wuld yew liek to tell hubbi?
“Shut up bout wurkz!” I’m gud lissener for a bit but ….I haz mine limits. Thnx NC fur the chokehold, I’d git in trubble if I applied it.
**Shut up ’bout wurkz earwurm enterz Mr. 3KM’s hed.**
Hims can’t git it owt nao.
Hubbi neber furgits eet.
Cannawt u make him go owtside oar sumfin an den “aksidentlee” lock him owt dere foar a whiel?
Nope him iz comfi awn da couch. Ir iz currently diztrakted by him lap top. I will bii qwiet az tu nawt distrack it.
Oh thnx CC yu guyz were heer! Hii realized I wuz in cheexland and shut up!! {{cheezfriends}}
*comes staggering in, somewhat unsteady…..still trailing smoke*
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I can always fall on him. Laws of Physics be-damned, I’ll find a way to land where I wanna.
**grabs seltzer bottlol frum EM’s stash**
**skwirts Dan**
Dere, U nawt smokin ennymoar.
Ur welkum, btw.
yer right, it isn’t smoke annymoar.
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it’s steam.
Why?
**has 2 song-relayted reesuns**
“Cuz u sew hawt”?
oar…
Cuz “Iz gettin hawt in heer?”
I gots uthur sujjeshtun: Let Pookie wrap himself arown ur hed. Him wud cubber ur eers an u nawt heer huzbin enny moar!
Oh, an speekin of Pookie….u bringin him by laytur so him can take care of me?
Wunce, oar twice, oar elebenty timez azza kidlet, ai herd dat shut duzn’t go up, prices dew.
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No worries, tho. I hab duckee taip.
Lots ob it.
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Gawt it frum teh CCC adn my own personlol stash.
Dukky Tayp = Handeemans Sekrit Weppin
*Kitteh taiks deep breff, cheezpeepz cuvver dere eers in antisi….pashun*
♫ Climb ev’ry mountain
Search high and low
Follow ev’ry by-way
Every path you know ♫
♫ Climb ev’ry mountain
Ford ev’ry stream
Follow ev’ry rainbow
‘Till you find your dreeeeeeam ♫
cat rule number 13 is even MORE frequent:
You work on it, I lay on it
That’s my kitteh Miller!!!! I took that picture! We’re Famoussss!!!!!!!
haha yoga mat on top!!!!
odder than ever…