How come when you get home, you never ask how my day’s been???
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Cuz we is mind reeders?
and the handwriting is on the floor, so to speek.
dat’s wun tired owt lukin kitteh!
Paypurwurk iz nebber dun, iz it kitteh?
Ohai, iz U an lunnamomma still heer? Ore iz ai all loan?
I iz heer. I finkso aniwaiz. I cud be rong.
Iz U up layt or earlee? Ai hab had da simus inflecshun an cannot sleep caus cant put da CPAP machin on.
I’m up layte. Well, nawt oburly layt – iz 9:40pm heer.
Concatshoelaces on ur solo nawt sekkund, carosue! Hao wud u liek to sillybrayte?
I’m thinkin, sumfing cold. An possibly wet. It is suddenly hawt wether.
How abowt lemontinis? Wif shoogar-rimmed glasses?
ShreddingDefeeting teh paypur monster iz hard werk!Teh paypur monster neerli wun, too! It had biiiiiig feerse eyez! It had biiiiig feerse claws! It had biiiiiig feerse teef! Oh, no, dat woz me looking in der mirror.
iz hard werk – nom teh fud, skratch teh furnishur, nap, nom teh fud, hyde yer sox, nap, teez teh goggie, nap, nom teh fud, shred teh paper, nap…
How cud yu! Yu forgot three naps, a nom, adn a teez goggie in there!
Juss anudder wun ob doz dayz wen … well, u kno.
Ah, teh hard lyf of a kitteh….
Good luck with deh sirjury 2morro
Fanks, 2_k.
U feline beddur? Iz ur cold/allurjees goned?
better but not gone, we iz gonna has a warm weekend
*spring dans dans*
Sirjury?? wot??
Iz nuffing major – lyk a transplant oar nuffin – but I gotta go see Dr SkinCat 2morro moarnin to has moar tishoo tuuk owt of a spot awn my belleh.
I has his-tree of skin cansur an teh spot him byopseed had teh funkee sells innit. So, dat’s why I gotta go bak.
Iz u ober ur noo-monee-ya?
yesh, new moan ya is nao old moan ya. Has a liddle kof nawt right, butt (hehehehe) dat beh awl. Ai is the mush bedder nao.
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Ai beh the sowree dere were dah funkee sells.
IDK just a littlol sumthin purrhaps
Iz nawt nyss nawt tu ask.
Hurmph. Ai feline lyk dis kitteh. Mah boifren hurt himz back, cawlt tew tell meh nawt korming ober, and den dishappeared. Tewday was mah fifth and fynal obserbashun fur stew dent teachifyin, an him nawt eben axe! (ai got a 38 owtta 40 fur da koars!)
{{{BDM}}} Conga-rats awn ur gud grade.
Unforchunatlee, moast menz seem to be dat way. Dey iz berry purrplexin, I finkso. It seemz lyk wunse u finkso u gotted dem figgered owt, sumfin frows a rench in2 teh werks.
**sighs sadlee**
Hims just hertn badlee, an nawt finkin ub nufink butt da fax hims hertin. *shrugs* Ai can beh the same wai, sumthymes.
Ohai BDM!
Wuz a most beeyootimous day heer, wuzznt it?
Happee springtime, at last!
Ooops, did nawt read your prebious postie – sawry.
Did i cheer U up at awl???
*haz a hopeful*
Eet was da beeyewtimous day! An no werries… ai is nawt da upset reelee. Ai will grumblol at mah boifren fur a sekond or tew, and he well sai sowree, and all will beh the awesum.
*whew*
Fankies! Enjoy teh rest ob teh lubbley day.
Nevamine teh boifren!! Last obserbinimabashun!!! Awl most uh teechr. Aim sew X eyetid 4 u. OMG!! U kin B teechin n September. Kewl.
Fangs, eubie! Ai hoap tew beh teachin mehbeh summer skewl butt (hehehe) nawt shur bowt dat yet.
Fangs agen!
ai iz hoem awl dai, slavin awai, shreddin UR junk mail…
Hey, how come kitteh haz tu shred hoomin’s junk mail? Wen duz teh hoomin ebber – ebber! – shred eben wun peece ob kitteh’s junk mail?
everytime i empty your litter tray baby!
lol cats are like that
Wuld yew beleeb…
uh forty feetz stay puff pinyata frew up?
No?
Hao ’bout…
uh 6’0″ caucasian tissue salesman spilled hiz sample case?
No?
Mehbee…
uh widdlol inchee size albino maus praktisseeng Ah-Choo Kung-Foo?
No?
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K – It wuz meh. Butt (!) Srysly, mai day wuz sew bad ai had tew taik it owt awn sumfing.
NC! Purrfeck timin, u has it!
Plz to reed my kweshtun(z) below an ansur if u can.
Also, kitteh sez, “Be thankful I nawt tayk it owt awn teh cowch!”
Speekin of mens, I gots kweshtun foar awl teh guies heer:
Why duz sum guies lyk independint wimmen an uthurs nawt? Oh, an hao iz wii wimmen suppozed to kno witch u purrfur?
Iz der a guydelyne oar sumfin wii kin reed?
Nawt can tells U iz a man rool.
Saem wai wii are sposed tu no teh ansur tu ‘Does dis maek meh luk phat?’ If U nawt has tu wurk for it U nawt wantz tu plai wif us.
No guydelynes.
Butt, I has had frenz who has been tolded “U too independint”. I thotso guies LYKED independint wimmens!
Iz hard to explayne. Wii wimmens mite be independint – an wii mite nawt NEED u foar owr surbibal – but wii WANTS u, an moast of us iz eben ccomfortablol lettin “teh man be teh man”.
I kno dat my purrsonal prefrins iz NAWT a gui who seems to has……um….a smaller “set” den I duz.
Ai’ll tell yew sumfin’ ’bout menz liekin’ “idependint” wimmenz.
Iz teh same reezun, wimmenz liek “sensitib” menz…nawt.
Wait, wut?
*recawnsiders*
Ai nawt touchin’ dat wif uh 10 feetz pohl.
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*snerk* See wut ai did there?
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Fing iz, peeps in general iz jes ficklol. Datz wut maiks the purrsuit sew intersteeng. WRr has teh rite idea.
NC – U jes cornfyoozed me.
I lyk guies dat has sensitib syde, but nawt lyk beeg ole crybaby, ethur.
**litebulb goes awn obur hed**
Hay! mebbe iz awl abowt ballanse?
Ooowww…..my achin hed….it hurts….
Yes – harmony and balance are important. Also honesty – do you really want someone who is independent (or sensitive), or are you fooling yourself into thinking that for some reason (image, peer pressure, traditional roles, etc)?
I want a “manly” man, nawt a wuss.
Teh gui at werk (who I thot wuz sew innerested in me) has turned me awf/aginst him cuz him iz wussy-man. I nawt respeckt wusses.
I nawt want total caveman, eithur, butt a gui who spenz moar tyme in front of teh mirror den I duz? No fankyoo.
aitoo wants a manlee man. but himz must haz teh hart adn nawt to bee afrade ub tawkin troo stuff wut himz feel.
adn he must git teh spyderz. *nods*
Ohai Red!
Anom to dat. And, ai r nawt a dood, butt(!) aifinkso boff purrsons has to be teh independent. Why wud u WANT somebuddy to be dependent on U (ovver than kidlets)? Lubs and respect, that’s wut b important. If sumwun sez to me, “U too independint,” ai wud ask “wut U mean by that?” or “gib me an example”. Iz prowd ob being independint – meens ai can take care ob maiself, and I ernded it.
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Mai Aquarius – let me show u it.
*Hai fives ICHF foar bein’ fellow elebenth signer*
W00t, w00t! Oh yeah! Weirdos unite!
I iz Capricorn, teh sine rite befoar Aquarius.
A goat wif red hayres and a fishie tayle! Hao kewl!
Yah, I iz teh weerd combinayshun….
My birfday iz I finkso 2 dayz befoar teh “cutoff poynt” between Capricorn an Aquarius.
One of my sisters is Aquarius, and both my wives have been Capricorn. Didn’t plan it that way – interesting, though.
Nawt-sekkund huzbin wuz Aquarius. Beeg mistake, but nawt cuz of himz zodyak sine.
Sekkund huzbin wuz Capricorn. Yah, two hard-heded goats in wun howse! Iz a wunder teh playse is still standin.
I’m Cancer, which is difficult in a whole different way.
ai zi bery independent tew – iz it cuz ai iz Aquarius?? ai nawt noo dat!
*nods*
Yup, iz only wun ob our manee owtstanding kwalities!
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Teh prollem iz that mai kit is Aquarius, too. Iz sumtimes diffi.. diffu… hard, wen we iz BOTH rite!
mai boi iz nawt Aquarius, hiz birfdai iz Aug. 25, butt he iz alwais rite! butt, he iz 13 – sew maibe iz teh teen fing, aifinkso!
Prolly teh teen fing
Iz normal at taht aje. Mai kit is twenny, so hurz a womin. Mai poor huzbin wif two Aquarian wimmins in teh howse. 
(Srsly, he duz fine.)
Oh, an guies….wanna kno a sekrit?
Teh purrfeck ansur to teh “Duz dis maek me luuk fat?” iz teh followin….
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..U gotta be sinseer wen u say/do dis….
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…hug hur an sez, “Hunny, u luuk beyootiful in eberyfing…..AN nuffin!”
I’m not a guy, and I don’t play one on TV …
That said, I say don’t worry about if a guy wants an independent woman or not & don’t try to change your behavior to match whatever you think he might want. You need to be yourself & be true to yourself. If a guy can’t handle the “real” you, he’s not the right guy for you.
[lolspeak]
Plz to nawt fink “awl men” duz wun fing or “awl wimmin” duz anuvver. Eech uv us iz an individual & eech haz owr own lieks & dislieks. Dere iz nawt awlwaiz lojik involved.
NS – U speek teh troof. Speshully dat last sentens.
*nod, nod*
Anom.
Dependency (and its opposite) are intermingled with power and security, and it’s not just a guy/girl thing either (since both can be either).
Another way to look at it is that strength respects strength, but doesn’t want to be overpowered. Being independent requires strength and conviction, which then appear attractive in another, but not if that other then tries to use that strength to overpower.
You can also look at traditional roles, or at least the roles you each want to play in the relationship. There are those who want to be safe and secure, and those who want to show their strength by making their partner safe and secure. This can lead to co-dependency rather than an egalitarian relationship. But if you seek a relationship between equals, each must be capable of self-support, and then choose to support the other, which can be much more complicated to negotiate and implement.
**claps floofy paws**
Gud werds, AP! Fanks foar ur input.
I finkso sum of us wimmens come awf az bein mebbe “too” strong oar independint iz cuz wii has been hurted in teh past an iz keepin owr sensitib, vulnerablol syde berry garded.
Iz teh trusted man who seez owr “uthur” syde, an eben den, onlee a liddlol atta tyem.
You hit that one right on the head – in order for two strong and independent people to establish and maintain a healthy and satisfying relationship, mutual trust is crutial.
And the flip side to that – betrayal is devastating.
Quote:rather than an egalitarian relationship. But if you seek a relationship between equals, each must be capable of self-support, and then choose to support the other, which can be much more complicated to negotiate and implement.
O hai,
We be doin dis thing. But I didn’t knoes we were doin it.
Are yu a thought docktor or something?
Akshully ai has bin a kompyooter geek (got layd off last Fridegg, myt lukk fur noo start as sumfin els), but ai has dun lotsa filosofikal ponderin ober teh yeers. Ai has nebber unnerstood peepuls beri gud (nawt gud soshul skills), so ai has fokusd awn tryin tu unnerstan better whut is goin awn, adn wy whut ai did (or dint do) wurked (or dint wurk).
If u wuz duin it alreddy adn dint ebben kno it, den ur prolly beri compatibul, sins teh trust adn unnerstandin between u caym nachrullee.
Okay, kitteh. How wuz yur dai?
Dat bad, huh?
Wai don’t I go buy yew a fishie? Want the kind yew nom or the kind yew hug?
Yes.
God, this site makes me laugh every visit.
iz a durty job, but sumwun gots to do it.
Comfy bedz – iz hard werk to makez
Teh ebil mummiez where heer, but ai protected teh hous!! Yoo has a prowd??
U be da wunderous protector for da ebil princess. Iz it a secrete or doez ovvers noe?
Am i teh only 1 heer?
De cum buy, leab a comminnt an jess leab. Sew how is U dis wondermous ebenin?
I be good, but(!) purrdy tiered. Hao yoo be 2nite?
Sorri, ai wented an maed a lol ob Eva/Cory. Doan noe how to post da blahblahblah commint #123456789. Sew tu sea it U needz to goe tu mi profile.
Got da blood sugar back up sew ai gunna try tu sleep.
BOM’s Eva/Cory lol – click here
(on each lol there is the URL to link to that page)
maybe like me, you dance to your own tune?
Itz mai birfday! Habbi birfday tu meh! Fanks fur awl yer unnerstannin thet ai jus hadda pos sumware an bein a lurkkr ai pikkt hear beecuz ai lieks it hear.
Happy hoppy hippity hoppity birfday tu yu!!!
Haz da happi borning dae. Goe out an due whateber U wantz – age appropri8 fun.
Happee happee birfdai, tew uuuuuu KiddyKat!!!
Hippo Burds Eyes two ewes Kiddykat!!!
heres sum tea an caek an shampers for u!!!
Luv dis LOL.
Fanks jd!
hai cheezfwiends… haos owr californians doing? annebunneh awlriet? ai hoeps uz awl doing bestist… hoepfulleh noe1 bees harmded by da fyr… and hoepfulleh da animlols toe… ai has a feer fur da california… {{{{california peeps adn animlols }}}} *sens ober positive viebs*
lol funny, vote for my cat!
This is the kee-you-test thing!
kitteh seems very proud of her days work
A littlol birdee told meh.
*kittehs come running to find birdee to noms*
AHHHH
I wish I had that much fun! This cat looks totally happy
he is hilarious