-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous The Cattails are particularly fine this year | What the broccoli doesn’t realize Next »
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous The Cattails are particularly fine this year | What the broccoli doesn’t realize Next »
ETT!!!!
ooopss got a lil excited there, scuzz miiii
concatchoolashuns awn ur nawt sekkond Valesa!
Ownli wun prollem. Flying Saucer didn’t pay bill adn teh nummer iz diskonnektid.
That’s not a cat.
sphynx – google it, you will ssee the bald cats
What has been seen cannot be unseen…
iz der a uglee kitteh compotission, likee da uglee goggie wun?
Iduntfinkso. Deres no uglee kettehs.
hmmmm … den wut iz inn da pikture? Ifinkso heem nawt beeuteefull … wut wood bee a gud namez furr dis Inteeerestin kitteh??
Adawlfo…
Baldo …
Cawldfred…
D…
Dermie
Ejipshun Eies
Furiless Fred
I wunder iv hiz pointer-cwa glowzz in da dark?!??!
Groosum Gus
Hairless harry
Icky Ike
J..
Jinormuss eyes
Koatless Kitteh
Li’l Furless Dood
M…
Muttly
Nurgle
Orinj
Partikularly Gollumlike
Quite Yewneek
R….
ROLPH
Squeemy
Tremmors
Ugglii
V…
Veree Ugglii
Wared Mai Furs Goe Wilbur
Xtreemly Ugglii
Y Ammi Nakid
Zabaglione!
Wass rong wib Rolph Harris?
Ryte yu arr, Kiki’sMom and fangkew fur pointee-ing it aout!
haha!
i will dreamz the cold kittee kindz of dreamz 2nite!
Wanna get bakk hooome
But bewaer teh roaming charjiz.
beri lawng distins, tu.
Iz owkay. Uzing a sim card nicked from a kid wile he woz getting teh emanems.
now whares my reeses peeses??
Mmmm… reeses peeses. *drool*
Reeses Pieces = Major Pleh
I agree, I not like peanut butter in mah candy
pffft
it’s teh candee that wented wif the movie!
I prefers reeses CUPS myself.
Choklit makes everything bettur
I not remembers deh moovie I seen it when I wuz a liddlol kidlet
Haz u tried teh Wite Choklit Reese’s PB Cups, Leeza? Ai mayded a Wite Choklit Peanut Butter Cheesecaek last week week weeeeek wif teh wite choklit reese’s crumbled up in teh batter. Nutter Butter Crust. Mmmmm.
Datsa gud joak, too, bkus the moovee peeps went to M&Ms first and nobudy at M&Ms knoo whu Speelburg wuz, so they sed – “hmph! owr canndees ina dum SF flick? No thanx.”
So Reeses peeses got in teh moovee an made a leventykazillion dollurs.
CHONKLITT??? Yoo has CHOKLITT???
*holds owt paw, gibs Leeza hur best big-puppeh-iis faec*
i likee pb inna mii candies — butt nawt dose reecees peecees — dey be da pleh …
Ai lubs teh chocolot, but pnut butter cubbers up teh chocololt tayst!!
Teh orinj wuns are poysun.
deaz awl poysun!! PLEH, PLEH PLEH …
an PLEH!
An ask for a cote for mi. Cold
**snert!**
EEEEEP! skaree kitteh iz….skaree!
Wayrz teh muvvership?
Jeez! Put some pants on!
And a shirt, and some sox an shuus, and for heavenly daze sakes a full-length overcoat!!
Maek dat elebenty obercowts. Adn replays teh shoos wib concreet boots.
a thong iz nawt teh luuk fer u. jus sayin. kaithxowmaieyezitburnz!
Dis iz a kiteh onlee a … hmmmm.. weel , I haz a wunderz …. dis iz a kitteh onlee a wut cud lub? Prolly heem mommie…. prolly … ifinkso..ihopeaso
ai nawt bery familyar wif tihs type uv kitteh, wat happin tew hiz wiskers? Dey posed tew luuk lyke taht? Luuks lyke tehy bean synged awf
No, is okeh. If you like nekkid kittehs, dis is de way is sposed to luk. Is a SPHYNX an dey is altogither most neerly bald all ovur, xcept sum verry short whikkers and eielashes, an the shortest inbisibul velvit hair.
Prsnly, I don care for xtreem desiner kittehs. Like teh peke-fase purshun an stuff.
Teh ownlee fing in dere fabur iz dat peepl hoo aer `lejikk can sumtiemz lib wiv deze kittehz wen dey can’t lib wiv nermal wunz.
Troo, but hu wantz to know that much abowt how a kitteh’s skin fits?
(Speshully how teh claus wurk.) *shudder*
yesh, i iz not familyur wif theez kittehs eever, but i haz herd taht tehy iz gud for teh peeples wif allerjeez, an also taht despite being, well, skary-luking, tehy iz very sweet an affectionate. if i had wun i wuld miss teh floof, but teh sweet an lubs wuld prolly make up for it. an wuld be elebenty-zillyun times better tahn no kitteh at all!
troo dat! Ai doan lyke teh wai kitteh luuks but hee cahnt hep taht.
Ai lyke kittehs tew bee fuzzy an snorgly. But awn teh otter hand, ai bet hiz skin feelz lyke velvet. must need lawts uv cair tho.
U akshullee hasta bathe them cuz dey iz nawt sew gud at doin it demselves. At leest dats wut ai seed on TV. Dey iz rillee affekshunate & kwite enerjetik too.
Ai wud lub him, an hug him, an mebbeh buy him sum spray-tupay stuff.
Oh fankie Burdie — Dis iz a kitteh onlee a burdie cud lub!!! (an hug and spway wif fakie furr….) WUt color? maebee purrrrrrpull …
Srsly… doan dese kittehs has to ware closes in teh cold wevver? Ai has seeing pikshers uv dem wif teh swetters, liek a goggie wares.
ai wud fink so, lyke a purrson tehy haz noe protekshun frum teh cold, poor shivery kitteh!
LOL!
How is Uz and how is Matt?
queshun is fur Elsa Mama
I putted a upeedatez onna last LOL. Heem iz good — luks like der is nawt a re-lapse (phew…) waitin furr wun more test.
Heem shud go homes todya weez waitin fur Dr CardioCat — heem awlwaes takez da longest tyme!!!
Must beez a hyooje releef to U
{{{Elsa_mama+ Matt}}}
yep .. butt I haz a hyuuugee baord and da sleepez waitin waitin waitin furr Dr CardioCat … heem awl waes toooooo slllloooooowwwwww lettin us goes to da homez!
Matt bee sleeeeppppin awl da day .. i fink inna protest to da waitin…
*runz to luk at last LOL*
oh, fings are luking gud!! i keep my pawz krossed taht the ovver tests come bak ok an matt kan get bak to getting betterer!!
.
i haz been on teh bone marrow donor rejistree for manee yeerz. hope i iz not starting to get too old an taht my liddle fateeg ishyoo iz not a problem if i ever gets called on.
otay — Matt nawt goin homes tedae …
…
he had 4 beats of ventricular tacticardia (V-Tac) it went away on its own — but still not good. His magnesium is still too low .. Dr CardioCat sez it has to be under better contol. So, they are upping his magensium supps and will redo the EKG in the AM. If he does not show any arhythmias for 24 hours – starting from earlier this morning – he will go home tomorrow..
he is on his XBox internet connection happily blowing things up and having a verbal battle with someone on LIVE that is annoying him …
What are you talking about? I love mine.
By nature, they’re extremely sweet and loyal. Hoji acts like a dog, often times. He’ll even fetch. But he responds to his name and comes when he’s called.
He feels like warm velvet.
Iz lurv lee kitteh, aifinkso! Ai wishes himz cud haz sum more whiskies, dough.
Haha, he grows them in, sometimes.
So Valesa, Ebil Maus, an Anni. Datz a brayed, rite? Conga skwirrls tu yu awl! Wut yu lyke fur drinkees?
Everclear sounds about right today…
Funnee yu shud mention dat, ai wuz jist pondurin a drink recipe called “outer banks sunset” dat calls for Everclear. Here, you be the GP furr me.
*Googles the recipe*
Hmmmmm…
*Takes the drink*
*GlugGlugGlugGlugGlug*
Meh… I think you’d have more fun with Mai Tai’s or Grog or something…
But this recipe makes a lot for not too much money. A consideration…
**googles grog** Hmm, sounds gud but too hawt fur beech weekend. Mai tai’s sound gud tho, it’s been a long time. Ai wuz lukkin fur a ‘theme’ drink, and that everclear recipe popped up. Ai didn’t eben no dey still sell Everclear. **has memrees ov mispent yewth**
You can’t buy Everclear in VA: the ABC stores won’t sell it.
Can’t buy it in California eever. Teh frat boyz wud go cross teh Mexican border & bring it bak.
Aifink New Orleans iz teh onlee playc u kin get a shot of everclear at a bar. U noe — if u haz to strip paint off sumfin small.
Or the lining of your stomach…
or your colon.
da theem cud bea “Spwing Bweak” den da eberkleer bee jest rite!
iffin yous havin a oldz fashioned spwing bweak you mite needz sum uther stuufz too …
a bideo giy fur ur “goin wild” momints
ooops — its da booton too soonz …
Babbeh oilz fur da sun baffin
Cyooty boiz to watch
D…
No bideo! No pruf ov enee kind! Beesides, ai’d prolly brake teh kamra.
otay den … startin ober — da spwing bweak partee furr PH needz …
A YNG to mixee da dwinkies
Babbeh oilz fur da sun baffin
Cyooty boiz to watch
D…
Drinkables of evry flavor
Every flavor drinkables
Flavored drinkables, every kind.
G…
Grog recipe (navy)
Harleez inna background
(it’s bike week at Nags Head-we didn’t plan that, it just is)
I…
I meant “Navy Grog”. Sry…
Hmmmm, that sounds gud, iz nawt tu sweet wif awl dat Gran Marnier?
Nope. It mostly enhances the citrus flavors. If you want to make a skullbuster version, use 151 rum instead of the dark rum…
O, ai finkedso the light rum wuz gonna be 151.
Ai haz sum relee gud jamaykun dark rum, ai kan’t fink ov the brand rite nao (Darn dese employers who don’t let me keep my rum in my desk). Dis iz sounding lyke a gud ideer!
If you have good dark rum and you want to use 151 too, then replace the gold rum with the 151. You need the light rum as a neutral-ish base flavor.
Sew we’re on teh sayme webpage, 1/2 shot eech light, dark, gold rums and gran marnyay, 1 shot eech ov orinj, pineapplol, an graypefroot joos. Rite? RITE?
Yuppers!
Optional: garnish with a pineapple “stick” and let it marinate while you drink…
**Luks at Maus wifaadmirayshun**
Ai lyke teh way yu fink, Maus. Fanks!
Fanks! I wuzza bartender back-in-the-day…
Whut? No rumz n teh desk? Whut kina playse u Bs werkin at? R u n Naggies Hed? I haz a jelus.
Yewth nawt mispent if u can haz gud memrees! Mai mispent yewth, let me show u it (teh 60s adn 70s wer dam gud).
i fought dat wuz da prrpoose ub everkleer — lots o punch furr leetol munnies
Ai haz a drinkee suggeschun — Malibu Bay Breeze
Itz Malibu Rum (coconut flavr) + Pineapplol Joose + Cranberry Joose. Itz teh YUMMEH.
Umm, ai haz had dat beefoar! Iz teh yum! Ai yewz teh parrotbay cocomnut rum, cuz datz wut ai gottid fur krissmus.
Itz a gud find ai did nawt discubber dis drinkee until after ai stopped werkin az a bartender. It mite haz bin teh daynjerus.
Ohai, mai fabrit rum drinkee iz Cap’n Jinjer…cap’n morgan + jinjer ail…trooly yummy!!! Kinda merinds me ob kreem soda, wif a kik!
ohai FK………. wutz noo wif yew…….dose drinks sound good……..ai miss dems!!
Ohai jamamamama, ai bing ok, lukin fur werk…it be teh hard fing 2 find nao. Ennyfing noo wif U? Y U miss teh drinx? Joo gibem up?
Ai sing yur reesent lol bowt the hoomin warin teh drink belt, it be teh funny adn awsum!!
iz been 2.5 years…….. ai still miss it, but mai liver loves me!!
Yep aifinkso it be teh poyzin fur sum peeps, nawt gud 4 der bodees. Ai gabe up da smokez cownt em…9 daiz ago, dune pritty gud akshuly, no pach olny teh lawznjs wen ai has a nerbus. Ai will be teh ritch wif awl teh munnies ai has sabing!! Yesh Yesh!!
yay on teh not smokin!! ai used patch…….better than gum aifinkso! not shur wait this ends up..but there was no reply under your post.
Cute cat.
Why would people do this to cats? What–was the luxurious fur too attractive?
Ai dun’n like them eether, but sum peeps do, an thats there opinion.
Sphynx cats like this are the result of a naturally-occurring mutation. Has nothing to do with humans doing anything to them.
They aren’t completely hairless, either. They have peach fuzz all over them and they feel soft like a chamois cloth.
see teh abuv diskushun. iz a spesheez ob kitteh; tehy iz bornded taht way.
Cat is a species. Sphynx is a breed. A mutation occurs very rarely. Many years of human intervention made this breed. So I stand by my original question, “Why would people do this to cats?”
What kind of a question is that? Nobody ~did this~ initially. As was stated before, it’s naturally occurring. As for the decision to breed them- they were alternated between hairless and fur cats during the breeding process so that they had a large-enough gene pool.
As someone with a Sphynx who is allergic, I’m glad someone ~did this~, because that way I can actually have a cat.
Sphynx, Cornish Rex and Devonshire Rex aer eiber hairless or very very close to it. Mayks dem eezy to bave – no shampoo needed! – but it duz nuffing for deir luuks.
Kitteh kohledge pwanks tayked tu far.
Luks moar lyk Gollum to mii…
*Precious, my precious…*
This was my first thought too.
I Haz a Preshuss…
OH NOEESS…THEY BE STEALING MY PRESHUSS!!!
Gollum speeks lol? Hoo knew?
.
Wii wants it, we needs it. Mus had teh preshuss. Dey stole it frum us. Sneeky widdlol hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
Ai can has faux fur cote?
♫ butt nawt a reel fur coat, thats crool ♫
BNL ref FTW!
BNL! w00t!!
ai luff that sawng!
♫ Habent u alwais wanted a munKEE?! ♫
Mai cuzzins used to hab a monkee. It were a narsty liddul fing!
Ai hazza skared ov monkees.
Monkeez are kinda kreepy!
onlee teh flyin wuns
Yesh!
If u haz ebber bin rownd a munkee, u noes tehy b teh nastee (adn Ai lurb awl mose NE kine of aminal)
BNK da originul YNGs???
ooooppsidity — BNL = origniul YNG??
ET wanna go home
Love it!
Ai has a huge eggsited!!! In eggactly two weeks, Ai get mi stoopy braces off!!
An one week later is mi burfday!!!
yay fer teh bwaces remoobal! taht izza gud burfdai prezzie.
Fankee BF!
O.o! Congaratz ETP. Ai nawt liekd my braces yeers ago whenI had dem butt(hehehehe) Naow I haz nife straight teefers…
Ai nawt liked mi wonky teef, an nao they all straight an purrdy!
Ai haz a big jellus. Aim 7 munfs N2 tehm, wif 17 munfs 2 go. Rite naow, a woir iz makina whole n mai cheek. Butz sum day Ai will b hazzin a bee u tiful smoil–at ten tender aje of 61!
Should be “He has its! My pwwweccciousssss! Cursed Hobbitzes!”
burfday fairy iz heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today, inklooding Spinner and cat_butt_squirrel_butt!! c_b_s_b being a long time poster hoo i haz not seed so much ob lately, but always haz gud fings to say! i haz bringed tasty fudjy hommaed burfday caeks, rich’n'buttery yello caek wif crunchy topping an fresh berreez an wippy kreem, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags wif ittybitty sekrit diyareez an sekrit de-coder ringz, skweeky bebbeh alien dollz, kandee, an puffy alien stikker wif googly eye(s)!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
(ok, i’z a Her, i’ll admit taht much
)
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
.
burfday fairy bizness:
1: to being on teh burfday list, yoo kan frend me (klikkie on my blooness) so i kan making shur to get yor burfdayt frum yor profile. if you not haz/wants a ICHC profile or duz not wants to putting yor burfdayt on yor profile, yoo kan e-mailing me at
burfdayfairy @ gmail.com (wifowt the spaces)
or yoo kan frending my Sekrit Identiy. but i cannot telling yoo hoo taht iz; tehn it wuldnt be a Sekrit anymore, wuld it. so just frend evreewun, an yoo’ll prolly get her.
2: mundayn teh 27f being phillipe d’beaker’s burfday, i am wurking wif igor on sumfing very speshul for teh party!! but i needs to kno wut iz teh best time for phillipe to enjoy his burfday greetings. 12 pafisik/3 eestern LOL? or perhpas teh nekst wun, 3 pafisik/6 eestern? phillipe or sumwun hoo knows wen him iz usually arownd let me kno, plz, eever heer or on my profile or e-mail az above.
3: burfday fairy (an hurz Sekrit Idenity) iz going on a well-erned vakayshun frum May 23 – May 31. I will try to get teh burfday greetings before an after, an maybe during depending on intertoobs aksess an how hubby’s laptop iz behaybing. but emerjency substitoot volunteer burfday fairys to fill in while i’m gone wuld being much appreciayted. let me kno if yoo want to helping owt, an i’ll tell yoo hoo teh burfdays are for taht time.
.
we now return yoo to yor regulolarly skeduled kittehs.
Agree dey be no ughlee kittehs, but soooo sowwy dap peeps make dees nekked oneses…mutashuns not Nature’s way…Deeses looks emarrasked.
It wuz akshullee a nachurul myootayshun, adn myootayshuns is Nachurz way tu mayk noo speesheez. Heerz sumfin ai fownd juss by googlin.
Veri edubikational, thnx!
Goods poinz dat mutashuns happen natchrlly buts not good for kittehs nots to haz fur. Needs furz.
Peeps is breeding dees nows.
Not mad at breedings, only when kittehs no can breed cuz nosez iz too flat (some Persians) and iz cold, unprotected and nekked.
Tanks fo de link, tho
Except for mutations /are/ natures way, and it occurred naturally. Nobody ~made them~. They have no reason to be embarrassed.
i iz noo heer, but deez kittehs ar teh best kittehs ebber. i haz SEBEN ob dem and dey ar fullest of de lubs adn snuggleeze adn lotz ob energeee! adn nachoor maykes NO miztaks! lub teh SPHYNX!!
Oh my gosh, SEVEN!? Wow!
nothin better at the end of a crappy day to stick your face in a big pile of warm toast smelling sphynx. all squishy and warm, i love my nudey kids more than ANYTHING! you have one?
Testing
Ai kno dis wun! Mt. Mckinley!
George Washington! 1812! Elebenty! X=45!
42?!?
Cheezfrenz…I have been experienceing extreme difficulties with my new server at work. I have WANTED to be here to play, but they have to fix something with this #@%&*$ machine.
I am leaving for Lost Wages on Sunday morning, so those of you that read this,let everyone know I’m still alive and am not ignoring everyone.
See ya all when I get back !!
xxxoooxxxooo
Eeck
yay! Haz a grate tyme eeck!!
hav fun! dont loose all yer cheezburgers!
we has missded you, has a good time and has fun dis weekend!
Gud luck!!!
Teh linkee (blunaym) duznt reely tayk me enneewayr…
Noe playinz in snowz fer pour bald kitteh…
FangQ for teh happi thots on teh preveeus thred eberywun! just heerd from dr. tinylabcat, and eberyfing luks normal (for a cheezhed!) ai has a big reeleef!
SCHMOO tew awl!
YAAAYYYY! I haz biiiigggg happityle for yu!!! Thnk CC ebberithing luks gud!!
I happen to love these types of kitties! I have a Munchkin whose name is Frodo, now all I need to do is get a picture of the kitty above and my kitty and we can have an all cats production of LOTR!
Awesomeness! LOL (j/k)
So ugly that hurts my soul.
ET phone home
This is the ugliest yet beautiful cat i’ve seen
i tinks he cute
kittie becomes ET!
LAWLKAT LIEK GUNNA PHAWN HAWM!
Awwwww!! A true cat lover loves them with or without hair and I love them!!
Sharron
Looks more like Golum to me
i really dont like this lolpic… et is gross and ugly. this cat is gorgeous and beautiful.