BWAINZ!!! You let him watch another zombie movie, didn’t you?
he rly lurvs dat zombie kitteh movee, huh?
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Hai tere
Now that cat definitely is kid friendly
BBebbeh lurvs late-nite TV
♫♫♫
Baby, baby, please let me hold him
I wanna make him stay up all night
Sister, sister, hes just a plaything
We wanna make him stay up all night
♫♫♫
Talkin Hedz!!! Awlwaes FTW
I’m just an animal lookin for a home n share the same space for a minit or two
Hee hee — mai kidlets useded to sing dat song. I wood tell dem to wayt till dey had bebbehs an we wood see hoo made hoom stay up all nite.
teh Hay’l???? 0.o
lucki he has no teef
Baby very lucky not to have teeth. Cats are sociopaths.
Nooooooooo! teh orinje wuns is poisin!
Teh kitteh reminds me uf Eli on Daily Coyote. The oranj wuns must be brilliant at raisin the fractious yung wuns. An they mus be extra sweet, like marulayd.
Mah orinj boi is teh presshusss… hims not harm flyz or any udder critter…
Babeeh needz to haz bwainz!
iffn yew keep chewin on teh kitteh, yew will get an edumacation, brains or not!
altho, that is one patient lukin kitteh.
We mai bruvver wuz a babbeh, we had a puppeh, but we had to re-hoam it bicoz uf teh bitin – bruv bitin teh puppeh, dat wuz!
Did yr bruvver lyke hiz nu hoam?
Noe, Dey gibbed teh rong wun awai an kept bruv!
Mai simpathies!
:snerk:
@@@@@!
Nomnomnomnomnom!
Poor, poor kitteh… *contemplates rescueing kitteh from babeh*
Realeez – poah kitteh being sat on, clutcheded, and chewded. Why dey takez pikcha instead of rescuing poah kitteh?
I are kitteh, i are nutrishious and tasty
nomnomnom…
Greco-Roman kitteh wrasslin…
is bitin allowed in greco-roman? luks more lyke WWE!
Shur dat am nawt WBA?
Nawt slow wit – blaym it awn de awbskyoor ref.
Giv’em da People’s Elbow!
kitteh is veerreee patient! ai will reskew yew kitteh!
nawt needz recuein — hem mii brudder frum anudder mudder and heem nawt heavee, an heem haf no teef!
A six-way tai! This calls for a sashay to NOM for drinkzis and nomz.
eberyone was kwik! ai was distractified by Eva & Cory pis! dats mai storee an aym stiking tew it!
Can has Bailey’s with a little coffee in it? And some decadent nomz? I is having a Monday on Friday…
Heer…haz a slyce of tripple choklitt rum cheezcake…Iz most decadent dessert I noes.
but ware did teh rum go?
If yu eets enuff of dis cheezecake, the rum starts spinning..
Dey is both waring stripey jammies!
Hello, dere fellow Catblogopherian!
“now now, mustn’t gnaw on our kitteh” sez Dr. Ebil…
Now, now? More like nom, nom!
i like caty girls
kitteh bwainz, they duz a babbeh good.
Brains. The other white meat…
White, grey…it’s all matter.
lol … physicz ref … giggol!
If yu haz no mind, it duzzn’t matter.
gud fing bebeh dint watch a vampyr mobie
souns liek seqwel to mez…..
I doez nuffin, bebeh noms meh; I skrachez bebeh, I getz yelld at…lif iz nawt fayr.
♪ Insane in the membrane…
Insane in the brain ♪ ♪
Ohai Daisy, Lawng tiem sins Ai seed u heer!
I don’t noes ware I has been! I forgotted it was so mutch funs!
l <3 ve that
IMHO the kittehs comment is redundant. Just ‘BWAINZ!’ would be perfect.
*ponderz* * wunderz*
…
*tipz hed to sidez and den uppity sidez down*
…
hmmm, mmmm, weeelllll, purrhapz …, yes, i kin seez dat. Yep Ifinkso dat treekeequ mite hafs sum merit … butt, da kitteh’s comint duz awlso addz to da combersationamal kwalitiez ub da LOL … sooo, inna mii humbol oponion I finkso dat i likee itz jest as pweesented …
Iz linkee tu Cory bideo in last thred.
*runs awf bakk tu RL*
*putz on twollz mask* OH what a terribel piktur! call da ASPCA dat kittehiz bein aboosed!!!
*putz onna nuther twollz mask* OH wut a terribull piktur dat babbeh bein aboosed!! Dat kiteh goin ta smoother heem inna hiz sleep! Callz da awlfulorities!!!
*takes off masks — snerk. giggol laf* wut a luckie babbeh to growz up wif a gud kitteh, cums herez babbeh lets showz u howz ta pat da kitteh niceelee
an how tew give kittehs treets! teh hole can at wunce!
Hey peeps, guess whut tomorrow is.
iz teh anny…anny…annerves…iz been 1 year since teh nawt sekond race.
U can put in teh H T T P : / /
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/25/funny-pictures-why-no-one-comes/
Funny how even the meanest cat will tolerate babies.
Wondez if Orange kitteh taste like mrmlade?
No, is teh vry strange. They tastes like peppermints.
Um, or so I’ve read. *nods*
*wipes orange furs from mouth*
Oh Noes!
LCB – yoo has bin zombified?
Say it izzent so!
*shambles towards MelONyx*
Says “It isn’t so” but it comes out “BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNZZZ!”
*pownces on LCB*
oh no! a zombeee! is der a kure?
Halp!
LCB haz bin zombified!
Wut tu do, wut tu do…
*rings paws* (oh look – shiny)
Besydz runawaiwifakwikness, dat is.
*normal voice* I guess teh only thing to do, MelONyx, is to pick ur
*zombie voice* BRAAAAAAAAAIINNNNNNNNNNNZ
oh rite!
*runsawawifakwikness*
gotta go play mai crazee kitteh! she’s teerin around lyke there is a goggie after her!
We needs teh ZZZ cart!
That iz, teh Zombie zizzy Zinfandel cart
*Gibs lcb a dose ov teh fizzy red wines, in hopes that teh carbonashun will get rids ov the zombie virus*
*Watches to see if it werks or haz untintended consekwenses.!
*shambles drunkendly, which is to say in a strate line*
O hai, booklion. How u is?
Whut’s going on? Why everyone is looking at me wif a trepanation?
Aha!!!! It werks!!!
Here, lcb, yr purrsonul boddul ov fizzied up zinnie. Plez to keep if wif yu at all timez, to drink if yu starts to feel sum …um…
abnormal appetites.
*wunners if lcb will be always drinking teh zinfandel)
kthx!
Um, does u has any Chateau de Cerveau? I dunno why, but I has kinda a hankering for some.
Uh-oh…all it did wuz mayke teh zombie desires more sophistimakayted. Nuff left to do but RUNNNNNNNNN!
Teho hazza linkie tu a gud song fur dis, I fink.
Zombie myoozik?
De Graveyard Shuffle (and Drop)
Ur noo glassware dezyn is nawt kawled verres de crane, izzit?
Note: Plz tu kiip LCB awai frum awl splortages in fuchur.
U like?
Hay, u wouldn’t happen to has a bottlol of Matière Grise, wouldja?
Um, no, sry, left awl myn bakk awn teh “1 out of 5″ lol.
LCB! Stawp, stawp, yer killin me!
*catches breff from laffin*
“trepanation,” “cerveau,” matiere grise”
*snerk*
If ur not using ur braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnzzz, ICHF, I can has them? khtxineedasnack
Eeek!
*runsawaiwifakwikness*
Um, akshullee, tehy lukking at yu hoping yu nawt gunna gib tehm a trepanayshun!
*shrugs*
Ok, if that’s whut they wants. Although frankly, most of them need that like they needs a hole in their hed.
Who’s first?
*luks at orinj kitteh napping next tew me*
hmmmm…
donut doo itz GC — doughnut eet da kitteh!!
Butt — a leetol tastee woodn’t hurtz heem …
yes hidez herz — sheez stillz onlee wun nibbol bigz!!
dis bee a dangermous lol!!!
Eva-bebbeh iz bite-size! Oar, “fun size”! LOL
Wunner if diffrint colored kittehs has diffrint flavers…
**admits to litely nommin Josie’s eers, hed, tayle an feets**
wut flavor duz Josie gotz??
I donut rememememembur wuz flaver hur wuz.
Hur did smell gud, tho.
ya rly?
zombies only want yu for your brainz…
is brain fud.
nomnomnom…
ha ha ha zombies
The patience of a saint. My 20lb orange would’ve mangled that child!
Cat eater ALF
Ohai guies.
I’m hoam frum gettin hakked awn. No payne yet, but iz gonna ware off in a cupplol howers. I not gotted enny hevvy-dooty payne killurs an Dr SkinCat mite be regrettin dat desishun. May has to show him my poynty enz from 20 miles away.
Rite nao, gots seryus shakyness. Nummin shots has adrenalin in dem so I feel lyk I has had elebenty cups of cawfee! Shakin lyk I gots teh DT’s oar sumfin.
Here’s something to keep ur mind off of it.
*hands rhsb teh martoonie shaker*
U makin me shake ur martoonies?
A little, yeah. But u can has some also! And u sayed u were shaking anyways, so it’s not like we axed u to does something extry or anything.
Okay, butt I can has sekyoor lid an straw plz? Donut wanna spill teh gud stuff awn me!
**hands rhsb maracas**
**duz uh liddlol dans tew Bo Didley tew cheer up Red**
♫ All you pretty womens
A-bring it to my home
A-you don’t have to worry
I won’t do ya no wrong
Bring it on home
Bring it to Jerome
Bring it on home
Bring it to Jerome ♫
Hay Red,
Sawry u didn’t get teh gud stuff.
.
*mawm voice*
Try sum orinj joos and a snack wif carbs to help wif teh shakes.
Ohia, ICHF.
Fanks foar teh adbise, but I cannawt drink orinj joos – too mutch asid innit an bad memrees frum too menny skroo-driburs yeers ago.
+++ beems dat yor cells are all going to behave now.
Duz wii need to has “Nawt to be nommin teh kittehs” consert?
LCB – I finkso wii needs to has a benefit consert foar to halp dose of us who be sufferin frum seryus case of RLS.
Watcha fink?
I has had teh same idear. But… but… if we all has teh RLS, when would it ever get organizized?
Sownz lyk a conumnomnomundrum to me.
how iz Uz?
That’s too funny( the picture, not the above comments.) It looks like one of my cats.
This is why thousands of pets get dumped in shelters every day – because stupid people let their stupid children do really stupid things to their unsuspecting and perfectly well behaved pets – this kid deserves to be scratched HARD and he will be if he keeps that behavior up = and then guess what’s going to happen to the poor cat, who didn’t have any other way to say “please leave me alone”
If that cat does “scratch HARD” then it’s definitely ending up in a shelter. That cat must have teh patience of a saint to put up with that and its owners must appreciate that a lot.
I agree. This cat will defend itself one day and it’ll be the one to get the boot. This is animal abuse, even though it’s being harmed by a child that doesn’t know any better. The result is the same. The stoopid hooman/pet owner/baby maker should be stepping in, not grabbing the camera. If your children were chewing on each other you would separate them and teach them not to do it any more, right? Well guess what, it works the same way with pets. I hope the cat scratches the idiot with the camera first.
Actually, since the cat is stronger and more coordinated than the infant, it is perfectly capable of rolling out from under and climbing out of reach. It doesn’t even have its ears back. It is choosing to tolerate the baby. Many cats do recognise infants of other species, and use gentle nips or scratches or simple avoidance for behavior they’d never tolerate from an adult.
I love my cats and animals in general, but to say a baby should be harmed for possibly causing a few moments of discomfort to an animal is ridiculous and mean-hearted.
That cat is perfectly able to get away from the baby, and in the photo shows no sign of pain or anger. He’s putting up with the baby just as a human adult would put up with a baby pulling hair.
Oh wait, perhaps if an 8 month old infant were to pull YOUR hair, you’d slap him HARD.
No, I wouldn’t slap the baby, but I wouldn’t allow it to just pull to its heart’s content – I would get my hair out of its hands ASAP. The cat can’t do that and could harm the baby in an attempt to free itself – that’s all I’m saying. And animal abuse is animal abuse whether I do it or I watch a child do it and do nothing. That’s my point. It’s still harming the animal if I watch a kid who doesn’t know any better and don’t correct the situation. And when the animal defends itself, which it will eventually do because it is a creature of instinct with self-preservation its first instinct, that animal will end up at the pound because you can’t have dangerous animals around children. Sorry to make such a downer comment.
i would slap the baby lol what you saed
This cat is understanding and giving to a kid. LoL!
Someone please keep this monster kid from the cat!
Why can’t people just enjoy the photos and captions the way they were intended? This place is meant to be a lighthearted getaway from reality. The complainers make it unpleasant.
There are plenty of causes out there – go to it.
Leave the lolcats alone.
PFFFFTTT!
Dawn of the kittah munchers.
Hmmm…looks to me like “Shokotan, the early years.” Om nom nom.
oh no baby! don’t eat cat.. you’re not zombie..
you mess with the tiger
you get the claws
what could be more fair?
Poor cat.
NOooooo Mini-me we do not gnaw on our kittieh
Re: Mom26′s commentt: This place is meant to be a lighthearted getaway from reality. The complainers make it unpleasant.”
Personally, I thought it was a place for anmal-lovers. I don’t consider seeing a child treating an animal badly at all light-hearted. And while this cat MAY be calm enough to take the abuse from this child, if his parents don’t teach him some respect for cats, dogs, and all loving things – he’s going to continue this totally inappropriate behavior.
Hey, the kid is just holding onto the cat’s head. What’s the big deal? You don’t have to freak out. It’s there for your enjoyment. You don’t have to bring sense into I Can Has Cheezburger… If you only come here to prove people wrong, you’ll certainly get more enemies then allies. Just have some fun and enjoy the humor in this picture! You don’t have to be serious and condescending ALL the time!
wow that is so funny i baby trying to eat a cats brain my god so so so so funny if you whant to reply me i will check every singl day but one last time that is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so funny bood by and have a good day.
i uz mah kang fuh onz u!
Meh dun tink bebbe hurtz kitteh aniwayz. Mouf not big enuf 2 bite kittehz hed. Kitteh not teh dumb. If kitteh hurt, kitteh scratch, kitteh meow, or kitteh leev. Kitteh not reaktin, kitteh OK.
U sez, “And while this cat MAY be calm enough to take the abuse from this child, if his parents don’t teach him some respect for cats, dogs, and all loving things – he’s going to continue this totally inappropriate behavior.” Animulz dun need the parntz 2 tel teh dum kidz wen tey need 2 bak off. Animul gotz prblm wit kid, animul scratch, or bite. Kid lern leson. Animul dun kare bout politenesez. They not rely that smart.
Now, peple iz difrent. Pepl seez kid bein dumb, tey say, “let hiz parntz fix him up gud like. Meh not gunna get invlvd.” Prntz autta learn him kompashon, but basik “dun pul kitteh’s tail” iz pretteh slf-explntry i thinkz.
Man, this longst thing i’z evar writn in lolspeakz.
o, i forgotz. if kitteh getz teh boot fer retaliatin…thatz bad. Kitteh dun no better. But hay, if 2 bebbeh getz in fite, buth punshd, rite? perhpz punsh kitteh an bebbeh. iono.
bbe iz goin craza he lieks dat stuff? cat bwainz r no gud… plus, if he dus eat dem, wut will happen 2 all de lolcats?
Bwainz is good for you, and meh… KILL HANNAH MONTANA FFS ALSO!! >:o
Dey did let hims watch deh zombie movie.
Teh Kitteh has great control!!
Over self!!!
Kitteh thinks of the mighty Cheezburger!!!!!!
Kittee no good without sossez
its me agen hello so funny but getting stupid
Hay baby dis kitteh nawt cheezbrger
looooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll thats funner than miley cyrus’s face( dats very funny)
This. is. the. BEST. LOL. EVER.
Seriously the best lol on the entire site.
LULZ!
O NOES!
its a zombayy babehh >.<
Zombeh baby stikes again!! 8D
LOL how funny
Not funny at all. Ugh. Bet it wouldn’t be so funny if the cat was doing it to the baby.
I guess I should finally weigh in on this… There are at least two versions of this photo (not the LOL) circulating around ICHC and the web. There is a version where you can see an adult’s hands holding the baby up so you can tell he isn’t really sitting on the cat, and this version which I chose to use for my LOL that has the adult’s hands and arms photo-shopped out a bit. I thought that this version was a better one to use for the LOL. Let me state for the record that ZOM-BA-BIE’s full weight is NOT on the cat from what I can tell of the original photo. Please, everybody lighten up… I feel so guilty now. I just want you to laugh, DAMMIT! >SNIF<
sooo..sweet … cat doing lovely job….its totally fun check this out http://games.com
Um, okay. I just posted a new version of this LOL with the original photo so everyone could see that ZOM-BA-BIE is NOT sitting on the nice kitteh with his full weight. Please check it out here:
http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2773466112
Kthxbai!
-Obi-
i guess
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