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Ahhhh-CHOO!
I is allergic to teh kittehs in teh plants.
Kittehs on teh hoof, not so much.
kittehs has hoofs?
*nods*
My Liam does when he marches acrost my chest at 3 in teh a.m.
Iz amayzin haow hard a kitteh can stamp hims feets!
speshully when thundering across teh floor or jumpin awf mai lap!
A naybur’z kitteh skaered me wun dai. Teh bakk dore wuz opin, an Ai heerd sumwun goin up teh starez. It wuz Dicken teh polydaktill frum nekst dore!
Lyke a burd uv huffaloez.
Ai haz wun of dem (burd of huffaloez) who runz cross mai ruuf at 3 in teh a.m.
ai always say my Spookie has teh wooden legs
heer, has this tissue. Iz nawt th kind frum the preveeus thread.
*has a amnesia*
Was there a prollem on teh previous thred?
Mmmm..maybeee.
Nawt tu bii menshuning de gray madders.
.
Oops
Oh, pore grays. Whut was teh matters wif them?
*wanders off, shambling only a little bit*
Bwess u! mai ai offer u a tishoo? er perhapz a sham-wow?
kthxHARNK
o an ummm….feel free tew keep teh sham-wow, kaithxick!
Plz to nawt be blowing the braynes ou!
Kthnxnowneedtospredfronschzombifiedbrainvirusbye.
Gezoontheeight, KCB
Thx, Q, but I has a prollem wif heights. I can has Gezoonlow?
Served wiv a lowenbrau? or a leonburger?
An fluffy!
kinda maykes u wanna go “YOINK”!
an den runawaywifaberryfasteekwickness!
Wun in purrtikuler
Bery floofy!
teh foleeage peepers wil bee owt in droves!
fooleidge peeperz?? Dey bea lik burdie peeperz? Jest watch and nawt to hutz? Nawt to be cuttin stuffz rite? Nawt bea cuttin da cat tales
wii git lotz uv foleeage peepers heer in Noo Ingerland, tehy com tew see awl teh pritty tree cullers in autum an drive reeeeeeeeeeely sloooooooooooow wilest peepin
doos you ebber HONK at dem????
Davey Crockett’s hat?
Outshine the roses….
Awlmost ryp fur pikkin
ooh, no. pick green cattails and steam tem like asparagus
Every rose has its thorn.
Every cattail has its pointy endz.
Adn if u don beleef dat, pull teh tayl. Yull see.
nawt too bee pickin awf da kittehs tale!!!11 heem needz him tale ….
I wud LUBS to see teh kitteh dat tayle iz attched to. Bet him/hur iz beyootiful an floofy!
Ohai guise!
I maked mai nawt-sekkund LOL ever, starring bebbeh Cory! Yesh, I telled PK
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http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4022653
that iz teh kyoot!! gud job!
Fankies, lunarmommy!
Ohai guise!
I maked mai nawt-sekkund LOL ever, starring bebbeh Cory! Yesh, I telled PK
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mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4022653
Gud job, ICHF! Datz bery kyoot!
Fankies, NS! Eben tho ai postified it free thymes.
dats otay — its free times cyootie!! Iz a BEAR! *snort*
Ohai, elsa-mama! How u be? And how Matt be?
ohai — Matt beez otay. day now finkin dat heem nawt bee havin a re-lapse!! YEAA!! and PHEW!!
Wun testee luks bad, two testee luk gud (snerk — two testees yep heem haz dem)
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stillz waitin furr wun more testee to cum bak next week week. Heem shud goes to a home todae, his electolite bee off, potassium and magnesium too low and heem heart be beetin funneh. As soon as DR. Cardiocat sez so weel bee hedin owt o heerz. Untilz Monday when heem haz to cum bak fur blud tests and CT scan to chek da leesions on heem lungs and spleen …
furr awl whoo axed aboot being marrow donor heer be wut Dr. HemOncoCat sed — tellz da peeps to jopnz da registrey – da more peeps onnit da beddar to findz bestee match furr all the leukmia and blood disorder peepz. Izz eezzee and fwee… jest donate blood and tells da blood peeps (da nice vampires) dat you wantz ta bee inna bone marrow donor registry. Den dey will doo awl da work for free and uuse sum o da blud to type and match you. Den you bea in.
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After dat you just has to bee willin to gib sum o ur bone’s marrow to sum peep you may nawt no who needz it. I nawt a match to Matt, butt iz joined the registry..
{{{Elsa_Mama}}}} Ai iz awn teh registree alreedee! An ai gibs blud an platelits regyewlarlee! Ai kin haz kukkies an joos?
yesh — lots o kukkies an jooce, and eet a gud meal afore you go and dount doo two much werk affer yous dun. Iz O+ blud, dey nebber wantz mii ta gib da platelets, jest whole bludz. i gib berry muchee to.
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i fankeesomuchee to awl da peepz dat gib da bluds. Mii babbeh boi haz had to haf sooooo muchee blud frum udderz … heem by B+ blud type … (heem dad iz AB+) Ebereebudy gibs da blud awlla timez — it nawt hurts and iz eben gud furr you!!
Ohai agin (RL interfeered)!
Glad to heer fings nawt be as bad as u feared, and that Matt can coming home.
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Mai kit and ai gibs teh blud awn a regyoolar basis, and nao ai noes to tell them abowt teh registree! Wez both B+ like ur Matt.
Hee hee hee! Cory has a fierce. Big skaree bear
Ohai guise!
I maked mai nawt-sekkund LOL ever, starring bebbeh Cory! Yesh, I telled PK
.
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4022653
cauyte lol Ichf! ai luv hiz lil jellibean toesies! rawwwrr!
Fang Q, bloos! Yesh, teh toesies be sooo cyooot!
Jelli beanz toes. I lubs blak jelli beens …. AAaaa awww nooo — dat did itz SPLLOORRRRTTTT!!!
ohhh ohhh nooo nawt you nose! yous wuz curred ub da zombieificatumunssssss….. aggrrksjkfhioebbb… halp ..
O noze! Elsa-Mama iz daown!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh ottur tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay? No moar jellibeen toesies!
oh oh — fankiesoberrymuchee BF473. i wuz habbin a dae mare dat sum wunz wuz twinn ta eet mii spilled bwainz … *tickol tickol littol beddeh otter unner da chineechinchin … Mmmm …. datz a beery gud hawt chokkit — hmm, OOOooo …*blush* an dat sordid pastrees iz berry … well sordid … *hobbles awf to da NB*
oh noes, we has a kitteh eating plant, venus kitteh trap
Not… teh dred Venus Floof Trap?!?
*shamblesoffwifakwickness*
Yes it is a theft purrtekshun device against deh lolcatburglars
Oh, then I will has to get some. Don’t want none of those lolcatburglars coming around. *nods*
don’t worry I has one fur U here
kthx! That is teh vry generuss of u.
I has to go now, but I sends my phlonquais over to pick it up laters, ‘k?
eben weh dey haz been zombified?
Dis iz ur kitteh on pot
Didja ever look at ur paw? I mean really LOOK at it?
Get Fuzzy ref ftw!
This picture better without a caption.
Butt (!) taht wud miss teh poynt, sumwot..
Wud it still be a lol wiffowt a kapshun? Dis nawt a galleree.
*Awl teh TTI Cheezfrenz o a sertun ayj start hummink a pertikler tyoon and tryin to do syn langwidj*
Awl togevver nao: Tumtitumtitumti taaaaa, tumti taaaaa……
Is that rule brittania?
Noe, iz teh signichoor choon 2 “Gallery” – part uv a chillunz TB sho fur deff chillun (but lossa uvver peepl watshed it 2!
Dis liek teh Cheshire kitteh, onlee wurkin frum teh uther end.
*knows that wif a Cheshire kitteh teh smile is all that is left, doesn’t want to think about whut is left when teh Erihsehc kitteh disamappears*
(*)
*shambles off, looking for teh braiiiinnnnn bleech*
Floofiness, I sez firmly. Nuthin but ambient floofiness.
shurely wud be just whut teh pikshur luuks lyke?
nuffin left butt (!) a biiiig floofeeeeee tayyyyyle……….
*even tayle fades away*
Just add water…!
Gud way tu fynd owt hao hi hims can jump.
Cat-punzel, Cat-punzel. Let down yor floofy tayl!
in teh old stowry teh pointy enz wuz awn teh grownd. here, teh prins goin tu klimb teh tayl an find it leeds tu teh pointy enz
So wen yu fynd a kitteh clor, if yu plahnt it, tihs is wut yu get? Kule!
LCB, Gammacat, & Annipus — did u taek off ur relatively gnu (or gnulee decoraytid) abatars, or izzit jus mah pyooter? Ai kleered cookies & nao LCB haz hur drawring, gammacat haz no flowers, & Annipuss iz bak to hur orijinul understaytid elegance.
I changeded mines because I was updating teh tutorilol a little.
That and Zoe was threatening to sue for her share of teh royalties. She’s a cute kitteh but litigious.
ai just changed back tew mai old abatart this mornin
Cool cool — itz nawt jus me so ai feels beddur. Fankies!
Ai chaynjd myne dis mornin – nawt St. Jorje’s dai naow! Ai had 2 cleer ebrifing – eben cookies 2 maek it chaynj.
LOL — how iz she doing? How iz Liam doing?
How iz u doing?
O, we is all teh ok, thx. Two of us chase each ohter around teh house while one of us watches and laffs. Is Zoe’s four-week-avershury today.
And I has a little of teh RLS but teh weekent is coming up, yay.
btw ai just noticed I’m not logged into WP or ICHC, and I still had an abatart! somethin tew dew with gravatar.com, maybee?
*has a ponder*
Ai nebber log intu eever wun tu mayk commints. Teh abatart muss be linkd tu teh emayo addriss, sins it cums fru ok, but ai duz hafta fill in awl free itemz tu mayk a commint dat way (dat is, teh websyt duzznt cum fru awtomajiklee).
Free kitteh insied…jus pull teh tael.
inna mii espeerieance itz nebber a gud ideer ta pullz a kitteh’s tale! Yous mite getz a kitteh, butt heem beez a madz kitteh, wif an owee tale and sharpity endz …
sowwy for teh interupshun, butt…
Ai can has happi thots? ai has visit with drtinygirleecat in an hour.
not shur if it is stress, stupy hormons, or werse, an ai has a werry
an now back tew yer regullary scheduled lol…
schmoos, gammacat, nd menny happy thoughts going yr ways.
{{{{{{{gammacat}}}}}}}
keep finking ov bebbeh Eva and Bebbeh Cory to keep stress at bay,
and all healing to you.
*beeming happi thots in gammacat’s direkshun*
*sends happy thoughts for gammacat to feel beta soon*
Thank you guys! (I’m trying not to teach my phone lolspeak!)
:: thinks of kitties ::
*voyse ob egg-spear-eeints*
Nawt to worrify yourself too much. When it comes to “gurl stuff,” iz a berry wide range of wut is “normal”.
{{{gammakat}}}
Hee hee — twice nao wen ai reeded dis, ai thot ai reeded “dirtygirleecat” ravver den “drtinygirleecat.”
Teh nawt sekkund wun mite be moar interesting … an mebbe less stress-indoosing. Mebbe.
***happee thots furr gud outkomes beeing sendid yur wai** {{gammacat}}
{{{{{gammacat}}}}} happee thots for yoo. stress duz teh most amazing weerd fings to teh hyoomin body, az well az hormones, so donut wurry!!
*luks at klok*oh, yoove prolly alreddy been an gone. hope evreefing’s okay!
**flies in wifakwikness tu sai ‘habba gud weekweekweekend tu awl mai cheezfrens! Ai be at teh beech wif mai buddies (gurl trip!) til Wednesdai!
Have fun, purty birdie!
Fanks ICHF!
haz a grate tyme {{{parrothead}}}
*mom voyce* Beehave urseff!
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!
On second thought, just don’t get in too much trouble!
On third thought, just make sure u has some bail moneys lined up.
**ring ring**
Hallo, is dis lolcatburglar bond an bayle serbis? Pleez send elebenty fowsand munnies to Nag’s Hed jayle.
*cheerful recorded voice*
“U’ve reached teh LCB Bail Bond Service and Car Warsh. All operators are currently ignoring other calls. Plz to stay on teh line and ur call will be ignored in teh order we decide on totally at random. STN.”
*”Jailhouse Rock” hold music plays*
*BEEP* Pls to prees 1 fer english, press 2 fer LOLspeek
Hay, LCB, Ai see yoor old abbatar! Wht happened to teh purrdy kitteh?
Whut, u not like my drawred avatar? Was teh speshul-custom-maded just for me by a fren of Princess Mu!
Teh Zoe avatar is teh cute, but she is all “Identy theft! Identity theft!” and threatening lawrsuits.
No, no Ai likes! Ai waz jus wunnering.
Ackshully, I was teh updating teh tutorilol on how to add or change ur avatar.
I suffer for my art. Now it’s ur turn.
Mi turn??
“Pleasure At Her Majesty’s” ref? FTW!
..ai mai be accuzed
of bein confuuzed
but ai’m averaj weight
for my height:
my philosophee,
lyk color TeeVee,
is awl there,
in black and white…;) (Sorry, I can’t remember the singer’s name–)
Hehe, ai lyk the furst opshun. It leebs teh field wide open!
***lower lip tremblols** Butt Butt Butt, we ARE teh mommees! We nawt haz tu beehave! We nawt haz tu du ENEEFING we don’t wanna, an kin du ENEFFIN we do wanna, when we wanna. Datz teh rewlz ov our gurl trips!
oar at leestaways don getz cawt!
Tat soundz like teh fun!!1! Habba gud time!
Fanks ETP! Yu habba gud wun!
Fankee! {{parrothead}}
Gudly oar badly?
*Whispurrs* IA dun’t get it….. pls to explane?
eevver wai sumwun iz gonna git in trubble!
Testing
pretty sure that is a raccoon tail….
lol, nice reference to “the far side” by gary larson!