
Noone had the heart to tell Timmie what was in the tins he ate every morning
i just sleepin wif teh fishies.
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Noone had the heart to tell Timmie what was in the tins he ate every morning
i just sleepin wif teh fishies.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: bindieye
He lubbed hiz fishie
Congrates on yur nawt sekkond how plz u celebrates???
Thx, A glass uv red whine wud be gud, plz!
*hands anni a nice long wine glass of Special Red Wine*
Dere u goes anni enjoys!
Nu uh. White wine goze wif fishies
Berri nyce Cajun cuk namd Justin Wilson wuncw sayd ani whyne u liks is da whyne dat goes bestes wif da fud.
Ai’ll drink 2 dat!
Nawt tu be jujmintal, butt (snerk) u’ll drink 2 oxigen.
Whai nawt. oxigen iz alwais niec tu haz drinks wif.
2 funneh, B_M!! Doan no hoo sed it nawt second, but if u cant sai sumfin gud bowt sumbuddy, come sit bi mii.
Frend nawt fud! Frend nawt fud!
egg-sackly!
gmta
Yeah, a free waye tye (sew afar). A trwip to da tye bootiq for Eva/Cory bobbel heds an fall colurd “lef globes” fur da down unnderz. Ai haz amrtoonies of eberi flabour, cheez, crapperzan sum fresh fwutz. Ples some to due da tye dans, ai stihl hurtz frum da chacha earlier.
*dans-dans-free-way-ty-dans-dans-spin!*
Yay!
Fanks AP, ai keepz hertin misef when ai dans, ore cornbeaneentli fallz ober onna sum one.
Timmy haz an “AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!”
Yum! I lerves red snapper!
hmmm.. luks oranj to meh
Picky, picky, picky…
Mebbe is orange roughy, tehn?
I donot like teh orange (‘cepting for on kittehs, of coarse). Whut other color roughy u gots?
Amber
Blue
Carmine
Dayglow
E…
Ermine
Flourescent yellow
Greenish-blue
H…
Honeydew
Indigo
Jasmine
Khaki
Lime Green
Magenta
Navy Blue
Ochre
Purple
Quaffle
Russet
Silver
Tungsten
Ultramarine
Violet
Wheat
X-Ray
Yellow
Zinnwaldite
Eel-ecktrick yello
Fyooshia
Ginjurr-kitteh gold
H…
Hawt pink
Ivory
Jazzy purrple
Kelly green
L……
Luscious bronze,
Mellow yellow,
Non-translucent azure,
Orangilicious orange,
P…
Pyuce
Qwince green (R dey green?)
Rust kullered
Sammon
T…
Tammatoe Red
Unnerwatr coral pink
Viagra blue
Whyte
X
xtra neon brite rainbow?
Yeller
Zerulean bloo
salmon?
Aern’t teh orinj wuns poyson?
Da orange ones ar posin!!!
Ai wunts sushi!
mmmmm, sushi!
♫♫♫
If you knew sushi
Like I knew sushi…
♫♫♫
Suhsi= PLEH!
ai r wif u, ETP! sushee iz teh bayt!
If ai wuz (hypofetiklee) stranded sumwarez adn kud pikk anee fud ai wanted (but juss wun) dat ai wud hafta lib awn, it wud be … sushi.
Wun persunz pleh is anotterz ambrozya.
Oar az dey sai in Fronchland “Wun man’s poizn iz anuvver man’z poisson”
LOLZ anni!!
tray amoozahnt, Annipuss!
OAr az dey sez n da Middl ob da Eest, wun man’s Mede iz anuvver man’s Persian.
Ignorance iz teh bliss.
oh no!!!! frenz not fud!!
I has a fishie
Schooner Tuna. Teh tuna wif a hart… to tell Timmie whut was in those tins.
Mr. Mom ref! FTW!!
Kitteh sew kewt huggin hims fishee!
u know he wuz bunneh-kikking teh fishie only seconds after this picture was took…..
Oar biting it
*bites Leeza’s eer*
ow ow ow!!!!
*liks DK*
Dat’s a nasty habit yoo’ve gotten into, missy!
*dabs Bitex on Leeza’s tung*
Bitrex, eben.
*luks askanse*
WUT is bitrex??
Googlol is ur frend.
Duz dat meen Googlol izn’t fud?
fishies a fwiends… nawt food!
::knock::knock::
Land shark.
Whos tere?
Orinj.
Orinj wu?
Orinj yu gowing tu open teh door, iz cowld out heer!
Candygram
U’re that shark, aren’t u?
Um… I’m only a dolphin, ma’am…
Hao are yoo a dolfin, when yoor a maus?
Wut is teh porpoise ob ur bisit?
A dolphin? Oh, ok.
*fumbles wif door lock*
*cue orchestra*
♫dun-dun…..dun-dun….
dundun dundun dundun dundun
dundundundundundundundun
Ba-da DAHHH!!!!♫
*muffled screem*
*fake shark hed fawls off*
*spits owt LCB*
Ptooey! Ptooey!
Sawry, ma’am. Ai thot teh fishie wuz gonna open teh door.
Nope, nope.
Flowers for Mrs. mumble,mumble…
I just need to use your pool, ma’am…
SNL…teh gud awld daes…FTW!!
Somehow I don’t think he would mind..I’m referring to the “I love you food” mentality
Ai lubs u mr fishee! Ur so kyoot, adn snorglee, adn delishus …
Sea kittens?
are dey like sea monkees? … but kewter?
PETA ref FTW!
In Soviet Russia… Nemo finds you.
.
* crickets *
* Bundles GP back into his box *
.
* Muffled weeek weeek weeek *
.
What? What are you all looking at? He’ll be back at the weekend… He has one of his announcements to make…
Wii want teh piggeh! Wii want teh piggeh!!!
Who’s he marrying THIS time?
Duz we volintere to marry GP? Or duz ower naems get puttid in a hatt nd he piks a winnur?
“Winner”?
“Volintere”?
Iz nawt mai fawlt ai liek teh GP. Mai foot telz me too. Mai foot is eebil.
Does ur foot read palms?
Ai duzzint noes. Ai wil arsk it… oooh, dots
*mufflid wispurrs*
Foot sez noes it duzzint. It purfurs teh werks of Sartre in teh orijinil fronsch.
Pied gauche? Ou pied droit?
Tous les deux.
Akshellee, Foot lieks teh followink:
- ennyfing bai Toestoyesky
- ennyfing bai Norman Nailer
- ennyfing bai Joseph Heelyer
- ennyfing bai Patricia Cornwell
- ennyfing abowt Paul Bunyan.
Foot has a berry edumacted sole!
Ohai LCB! I spitted u owt up teh fred ^
Sawry abowt teh slobber.
I can has shamwow?
*In honner ob this LOL, hands LCB a shad-wow*
*wraps up ICHF in a clam-wow*
*muffled muttering*
Hay! A purl!!!
Ai thawt YOO were marrying GP, LCB!!
*borrows a cup of Bitrex from DK, paints ETP’s whole self with it*
NO! That was all a very unfortunate misunderstanding.
Besides, it would have violated our Phlonqueur/Phlonquais contract.
Bitrex????? Wht is tat, an wy is it all ober me?? Ai can be yoor bridez maid, iffin yoo want!!
But… but… I don’t WANT Nemo to find me crickets. Bugs is teh pleh.
dussn’t Nemo EET crikkets??
or is bugs frenz not fud too?
On wish list ob wild burd care centre dat ai just gotted: freeze-dried crickets… Mmmmm!
*announcer voice*
We’ve secretly replaced DK’s chocklit martoonie wif Folgers Freeze-Dried Crickets. Let’s see if she notices.
LOL!!!! 4point5 & lolcatbutrglar
Pleh!!
*paints LCB’s tung wif Bitrex, too*
Nawt nyce tu nom yur friendz.
does a liddol nibblol kount? Ware did Mick taek
GP enywho?!? Dew we knead tew haz a skav…eh…sckav…dew we knead tew luk 4 hymn?
Haz he ben Piggeh napped?!?
Send owt da serchin parti!! I’ll bring da drinks!
Dat dependz on hao it dun.
*skuttles awf to NB*
soylent tuna is made of FISHIES! FIIIIIISHIIEEEESSS!
I loves Mr. Fins
And u can’t has him
Awwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!
OMG Y COMMENT ON RANDUM CRAHP DAT DUN HAS N E THING TA DOO WIF TEH PIC?!?!?
Dat ish so SAD!
teech a kitteh to fish
an he will wate for u to go get fish.
give a kitteh a fish
an he will sleep soundly and satisfyed and eet for a day.
Teh Herman’s Hermits guy? Bad on him. Dat not gud.
Then Timmie protested, “but PETA said they’re sea kittens, sea KITTENS!!!”
Heres one thing i dont udderstaend: Why is everybodee congwaguooateeing annipuss?
HE EATS TINS??????? lol jk Awww what a cute kitteh!!!