Comments on: Now, because of your stupidity,

By: Yo

Yo — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 06:42:06 +0000

It’s funny, but…please get it off him :’)

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:20:20 +0000

Killd. Ded. Deddur tahn a doarnayl.

By: Pablo

Pablo — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 10:15:54 +0000

now if looks could kill……

By: carina

carina — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 07:52:34 +0000

where can you buy one of those??

By: fnarkv

fnarkv — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:50:15 +0000

Eye-yam Eye-yam Eye-yam sooperman
an I noes whut sappening

Eye-yam Eye-yam Eye-yam sooperman
an I can does anyfing

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 05:25:22 +0000

Oh no oh no, and just when she was able to get back to work!! Thank you for letting us know Cattails

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:51:00 +0000

Clappity Clappity fur AngelPlume!!!
I didn’t fink ennywon wud gets it.

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:13:27 +0000

We cud be adbertize-mints for yunguns, aginst teh danjurs ob dribing and smoking!
Gots to go nitey-nite nao. See U soon!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:08:51 +0000

Nity nite cheezpeepz! Thnx fur the fun an laffz, i realli needed them tunite! :d

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:06:49 +0000

ICHF yu maded mii laff. Sorri bout da biiggg burn hole in yur bakseet. Still laffing, kaus had similar stuff happe tu mii, nawt so tramatik tho.

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:57:28 +0000

I did, howebber, start mai backseet awn fyre. I tossed a lit ciggy butt (hee hee) owt teh windoe, and insted ob going owtside, it blowed back in froo teh back winder. Cud nawt pull ober rite away cuz ai wuz dribin awn teh freeway. Left a big burnmark awn teh seet. Mai dumness, let me show u it…

By: jd

jd — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:57:13 +0000

Troof? Coz noe shoo iz reely innosint. Dey’z AWL gilty. Dat’s wy eben hoomins need soks tu handul shoos.

By: jd

jd — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:55:55 +0000

Yu gets speshul Poyntee Endz Ob Dooooooom!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:55:00 +0000

Ai yoosta do dat menny menny yeerz ago.

I’m pretty sure it would kill me now.

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:54:22 +0000

Noes, nebber lerned. Prolly a gud fing.

By: blonderengel

blonderengel — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:52:12 +0000

First name Jimmy. Last name Choo.

Hope you are happy now!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:50:52 +0000

Did yu haz tu manually shift da gearz tho?

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:48:00 +0000

Yesh, and teh funnee fing is ai used to smoak, and did teh same fing wif the ciggy stuck to mai lip and burnin mai finners. Oh teh dum fings we do wen we be yung.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:44:38 +0000

LMAOPIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xcellent warning tu awl da peeps hoo wanna bii kool!

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:44:07 +0000

*pickshurs seenaryo, cannawt stawp laffin*

By: EbilTwilightPrincess

EbilTwilightPrincess — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:41:14 +0000

Nawt sew close in age, but(!) nyce to kno I’m nawt teh only one!

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:39:41 +0000

Aw, fanks guiz. Ai has a shy anna prowd.

By: old lurker

old lurker — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:34:37 +0000

Ouchie toesies! Mai nef yu is 22, aifink (blush) not reely rembrer

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:31:16 +0000

Now wii kno why u shud nawt drink an dribe.
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U mite end up spillin ur drink.

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:31:11 +0000

Weber/Rys JCS FTW!

Ai onlee want tu say, if der is a way,
Sayv dis shoo frum de-si-krashun…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:21:12 +0000

Mary Poppins ref!!!!! FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: EbilTwilightPrincess

EbilTwilightPrincess — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:20:54 +0000

Hao old is yoor nefuw? Mebbeh we are close in age.

By: EbilTwilightPrincess

EbilTwilightPrincess — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:16:52 +0000

Ballet- on pointe. Berry pritty, but(!) painful.

By: judson

judson — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:14:21 +0000

Mee Too!! I memmembers drybing to see muh fren wun afternoon wiff a beer between muh thighs ana Camel non filter hangin off muh lip. I wented to take the Camel outta muh mouf but the paper wuz glued to the lip so my finners slipped down the ciggy until they pulled orf the burning ember at the far end. It Burnt so I shooked it off, into muh lap, ware it burnt sum moar – frew muh jeans an into muh tender inner thighs. Dat wus unplezant so I tooked the beer and poured it into my krotch to put owt the fire. Werked good. I gotted to muh frenz howse and I had a piece ob ciggy papper still glued to muh lower lip, burnt finners, burn holes in the krotch ob muh pantz, and it looked like I had peed muhseff and I smelt lyke a brewery. He sed I should jest go on bak home.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:13:25 +0000

Wuz wunnermouse stori, an soo tru tu da kitteh.

By: old lurker

old lurker — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:12:05 +0000

wat kine ob dans sing?

By: old lurker

old lurker — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:10:48 +0000

halloo yerself. Ai jest looked at yer pro fyle. Mai nef ew iz a Zelda-geek tu. Air sad dat yu haz no kittehs yet, butt yu will!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:08:58 +0000

*snerk*

*goes to get paypur towels to cleen tee off keeboard*

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:08:44 +0000

{{{old lurker}}} Sorri fur da borked puter, but (!) YAY fur the new FREE puter!! Weehoo! Playen keepz us yung!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:08:11 +0000

Ai iz shur ur famblee duzzint hayte u, PH. Mebbe dey haytes how u drive — but nawt hayte U.

By: EbilTwilightPrincess

EbilTwilightPrincess — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:07:06 +0000

Ohai OL! Nyce too meet yoo!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:06:37 +0000

Must die, must die,
dis shoo-ee must die,
fur teh sake ov teh nashun,
dis shoo-ee must die…

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:06:08 +0000

Thanks for letting us know! {{{Cattails}}}

*sending heeling beems in KCT’s direkshun*
{{{{{KCT}}}}}

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:04:56 +0000

Yeah, read da manual nawt sekkund, nawt a xperiment tu try in RL. Kuld kaus problemz.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:02:32 +0000

Gud luk wif dat, kauz tomarrow bii da dai iffin her nawt chang dat attitude! Hey maibii I git Friedegg dai off! Woot woot wuld bii 3 dai weekend1

By: old lurker

old lurker — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:01:56 +0000

Az bad as Majoor Thom inna car com ershil.

By: EbilTwilightPrincess

EbilTwilightPrincess — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:00:04 +0000

*Stumbls in a plops daon at compooter* Ohai everybuddy! Ai has a big tieard frum dansdansdans class.

By: EbilTwilightPrincess

EbilTwilightPrincess — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:55:25 +0000

It was berry gud, AP! @@@@@@!

By: EbilTwilightPrincess

EbilTwilightPrincess — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:52:46 +0000

BBQ???

By: TWILIGHT FAN

TWILIGHT FAN — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:52:43 +0000

LOOK IN THE STRATOSPHERE?? ITS A SPACESHIP? A ROCKET? A FLYING ALIEN? NO ITS THE SHOE KILLER LOLCAT

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:52:25 +0000

I likez deh zap-zap wif layzer iiz!! u v full uv win tuday, AP!!!

By: Nature freak SESE

Nature freak SESE — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:50:16 +0000

I LIKE SUPA KAT )

By: Nature freak SESE

Nature freak SESE — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:48:59 +0000

IS IT A PLAIN no IS IT A BIRD no ITS …………………… SUPER CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY !

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:47:26 +0000

Donut kno. Will has to reed teh manyooal to find dat owt.

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:46:50 +0000

Valeeyentlee killify visshus vikshualz
Wigglollee butt ob doom
Xemplify goodness (oar kittehness)
Yummee furz (teh bettur tu likkify)
Zap-zap wiff teh layzer iyz