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You has a hurt? I fixes it.

iz ur movee borked again?

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: bride04

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  1. annipuss says:

    Ai kiss it beddur

    • AngelPlume says:

      Conga-rats fur leedin teh brayd, anni! Whuts ur plezhyur?

      Adn ekstra congrats – ai see ur noo abbitar, wiff teh red cross!

      • annipuss says:

        Thx, AP – Teh red cross is teh flag uv St Jorj Ingerland’s saynt. 2dai is ower nashunul dai, so Ai fink roste beef an beer fur sillibrayshuns wud be appropryayt!

        • Q. says:

          Yahoodi! Rosbif and beer? Aifinkso ther bee many cheezpeeps who can get behind dat idear!

          *Runs to the spit ovur the fier. Turnz, turnz, turnz the handle uv the spitz, roasting the beef.
          *Scampurrs over to the barrels of beer, stout, ale, porter. taps, taps, taps into the barrels and fills up pitchurz and pitchurz of each.

          *Here’s to St. George! to TTI! to the green and sceptered isle!

        • Ambercat says:

          Happi Saynt Jorje’s Dai, Annipuss! Ai rayse a pynt ob Reel Ayl an sai “Cheerz!” to awl teh Cheezfrenz ob TeenyTinyIngerland – pop ober for cowcumber sarnees an a stikky bun!

        • AngelPlume says:

          *gets a beef, puts it in obbin tu rowst*

          Dat gonna tayk a littlol whyl, so in teh meen tym…

          *rolls owt a fyoo keggs, tapps wun orf*
          *fills a pynt fur teh laydee*

          Heer ya go, anni! Ebbreewun els – cum serb urseff!

        • gremlin says:

          Ohai, Annipuss. I lykings yor red krosse. I lubs teh storeh of St. George and teh Dragon. I almost rote mah undergrad thesis on Edmund Spenser’s Faerie Queene, feechuring Redcrosse Knight, hoo bore teh emblem of St. George.

          *doffs mah hat, bows low* Shall we nao be kawling yoo Redcrosse Annipuss?

          From The Faerie Queene:
          Gentle Knight was pricking on the plaine,
          Y cladd in mightie armes and siluer shielde,
          Wherein old dints of deepe wounds did remaine,
          The cruell markes of many’ a bloudy fielde;

          • nightshayde says:

            Ohai, Gremlin!

            Shimmer axed meh to axing u how Ruby iz doin. He misses hur!

            • gremlin says:

              Aw! Ruby wuz here on Munday for teh rayce in honor of 2K’s burthday. Is almost tyme for teh hummingburds to coeming back in mah area IRL. I lubs to seeing them! I tries to put up mah feeder befoar I sees teh furst wun. So they don’t arryve and fynd me nom-less.

              Ruby sez Ohai! to Shimmer!

  2. carosue says:

    Gud fer yew!

  3. tessm says:

    SCHMOO! iz awl beddur naow?

  4. AngelPlume says:

    Empafik kitteh is a reel Jem

  5. stagehanddan says:

    empathetic kitteh, knoes yer trubbles.

  6. U has inshoorances, rite? No, u doesn’t. O, that’s too bads. Well, just ware long pants and teh scar won’t show.

  7. parrothead says:

    Cheer up emo boi, aor i skratch yur leg ryte here!

  8. bluesfan473 says:

    dere dere big gui, u tew gud fer hurr aneewai! u stik wif uz kittehs frum naow on.

  9. lawlpuss says:

    O M G!!! ~SPLOOOORT~

    • bluesfan473 says:

      O noze! lawlpuss is daown!!!

      Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!

      Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
      Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
      Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
      Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
      Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
      Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
      Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
      Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
      Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
      Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?

  10. bluesfan473 says:

    luuk at taht liddlol faice, sew conserned an wurried

    *holds tite tew CHRG*

  11. diva says:

    Kyoot theruhpee wurkz ebree tyme!

  12. Romeow says:

    Kitteh is eber concerned or he seez sumpfing shiny inna distance.
    It cud go eber wai.

  13. tidmum says:

    Hurt yoo has. Fixxes it I will.
    Snorgul me you can. Maybe.

  14. kittyboocat says:

    teh kyoot! teh sweet faze! teh simpa- symeh- teh kind widdle paw onna knee! MUS-NAWT-SPPPPPP…. *wraps chrg w/dcukity tape-ings*

    • fnark says:

      Bluesfan and Anipuss plz 2 stanbye… I gots broom and ducktayp reddy but I no cans finds the CHRG… cuz I dunno whut it look like.

      • AngelPlume says:

        Iz “Chikkin-Hedd-Rubber-Glub” dat u put awn ur hedd tu hold in teh brayns.

        U can get dem at teh Ty Booteek (aneetym), adn der are ekstraz awn teh CCC (cyoot crash cart) fur yoos wen reskyooing teh splorted peeps.

  15. Jack Deth says:

    Kittehz seemz 2 knoez
    wenz Hewminz habz a sadz. Dayz
    maykz feengz awwwwllll bettah!

    Kittehz fur habz t3h
    Majjikk Powwahz dat absoarbz
    Owww~eee!’z ryte awayz

    No Hewmin canz petz
    a Kitteh andz nawtz habz grayt
    beeg jynoarmuss smyle! :-)

    Jack.

  16. Johnnyface says:

    Reeeaaallly reeeaaalllly need to figure out an Early Splort Warning System [but with a better acronym]…

  17. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    Aww! Whut an ah-door-able kitteh!

    *SCHMOOS kitteh, then SPLORTS*

    *wavey wavey tuxedo pawsie about* Totally wurfh it!

  18. heerz teh burfday fairy to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to all the cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz tehms burfday today! inklooding Everyonesxwife!! i haz bringed the favrit tasty fudjy caeks, lemmin poppyseed caek wif orinj glaze icing, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, bottols ob raynbow bublols for blowing, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “YMCA” wen tehy yoyo for yor yoyoing an dansing enjoymint, sparkly hairclips an super-cool sungalsses to mix an match depending on teh luk yoo want, kandy, an color-it-yorself bebbeh zombie jig saw puzzles!! wif bokses ob elebenty-9 crayns in wundermus colors an a bilt-in shaprerner! color teh puzzle, take it apart, an put it bak togevver. or color teh serprat peeses an see whut happens wen yoo putting teh puzzle togevver! an sumwun’s kitteh had a burfday yesterday, or teh day befor (haz splorted too many times, cant rebember anyfing) wich rebembered me to bring tasty treets for all teh kittehs an goggies an ovver aminlols wif burfdays! an heerz a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes come troo :D
    ———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****

    • lionelcat says:

      Oooooooo! sparkley hairclips is jus wat ai neded, cuz it so hawt ai need to put mii heirs up. Adn da kewl sunnyglaases to! danks burfday fairy!
      *tries to make yoyo “walk the dawg”*
      *yoyo perfurs to lie like a dawg*
      oh well, lookee fudgee CAEK!

  19. parrothead says:

    Inee peepz got a gud sug jestshun fur ‘girls’ weekend awai at teh beech inna nawt tub’ gnu an eggsiting drinkees? Weez boared wif teh sayme aold fings. Last yeer we did pomegranite patron margareetaz an **wispurs** slippery nips shots.

  20. Cheezfrens HALPS! Name of teh Cryer! Aisorta habing wif mai speechifyin is habing prollem. I brorked mai leg-femor- where mai noo nee maeded. Fall down yesterday morn. Fren at hospital for a short time to say I LUB U all! Sir Jury at 4pm in KC.

  21. gremlin says:

    Aym in yor Internets – jently tuching yor owies and yor broken harts with mah sawft pawz uv healingniss.

  22. McKyle says:

    Strong is the force with young yoda cat

  23. Gonna mis ya all agin. Gots noo frens hoo neber had ICHC until I tells dem. Mai bois gonna mis dem agns. You awl takes gud so ai leevs mai frens soon {{{{{{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}}}}}}}

    • 4point5kittehs says:

      So sowree to heer abowt ur borked leg, KCT. Haow R yoo feeling? Best ob luk wif surjuree adn recubbery.

      {{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}

  24. ICallHerKittyKoo says:

    Kitty looks like Yoda

  25. O hay guise! I just finded a quick trick to clear out ur cache so u can see ur updated avatars! Teh compuper I is teh using rite now has been showing my drawred avatar even though I changed to my Zoe avatar a few weeks ago. I did all teh stuffs like Clear Private Datas and that but nuffin *pouts*. Then I just now tried this trick and now I see Zoe! I also see Annipuss’ St. George decoramation!

    So…

    Macs (Safari, Firefox, Netscape): press SHIFT and COMMAND as you click the reload button on the toolbar.

    PCs (Firefox): press CTRL and SHIFT then click the Reload button on the toolbar.

    PCs (Internet Explorer): press CTRL then click the Reload button on the toolbar.

    I hope it works for u guise as well as it just did for me!

  26. tongueflap says:

    Dis picher maeks mai hart wanna splode. Kitteh lurvs teh hooman very alot.

  27. keiko says:

    dis be redonkulessly kyoot >_<

  28. D.R. says:

    U want to shares mah cheezburger?

  29. Michelle says:

    awww. tanks kitteh. yous fixed it.

  30. mowmacat says:

    U all better…

    Mabe :twisted:

  31. ClickClick says:

    Who is the cute human? Anyone knows?

  32. J2 says:

    Epic WIN fur kyuuuuuto!

  33. Eiri says:

    Jack Shephard kitteh!!!

  34. LongKitteh says:

    Wut About Micheal Kitteh?


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