Corporate Fatcat iz keepin teh bonus
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izze clooless luzer?
…in a fancee grey Soot?
Ooo, luk at teh double fast fingers (and tendrils!) of MaryO and Gremmlin! I admires the flashing speed!
BOOOM! no, is not Camplols soop in da mikro, we aer in yr atmospheers, breaking yr sound berrier.
Did yoo hear owr BOOM!!?!?! *links paws wit MaryO; laffs hysterically*
adn not to fergit da Maus y carosue yrsef. I thimk maus got distrakt’d win he thot himz nemesis was on da screan and dat slow’d im doon, otter wize he be taupe 0 da heep.
himz better wachout: da peas antz aer revolting…
♪in bakgrownd: janis singin o CC, w’ncha buy me… a merrrrrrrsaaaydeez bins…
mi frens all drive porches…
Ai mus mayke amens! **goes tu luk fur ingreedeeunts**
Old joke…
U knos teh diffrence tween a porche anna a porcupine?
Teh porcupines hab teh prikels onna outside.
Noe offense…juss an old old joke.
*singing*
Stoopy soot cat
Why don’t u give back teh bonus
U been thinking u own us
But so long, Dow…
♪nods tendrilz in time to myusic
♪waytes fur next verz
drat. ttfn gotta go twerk.
Luks liek a Stoopy Soot to me…
hee, yu shud kno da compleet taxoNomy 0 dat lot, eh?
Arrogant erm…well, you no.
Big shot Bubbazus
Catankerous Crankus
Duplisituss Dudzus
E..
Elelolofunt-sized egos
F, well, you no, ers
Ghastlee grumps
H…
Horribilus horsespatootus
Incompetens Nincompoopuss
Jakaxis Jinormus
K…
Keepity Kreeps
Luxurias Lumpasses
Munny-grubbing monstrus meenies
N…
KorpRat fat Katz
Loozerz
Munkee faised melon hedz
N…..
Nincompusses
Orijinal poiun kittehs
Poopy pissy pompus peeps
Q…
Qand P wachersaurs
Rant Regurgitaurus
StoopyVisahgoth
T…
Mah bailout – let me show yoo it!
Will use bailout munnies for cheezburgers, kthxbai!
from fancy Kobe beef
U maeks cheezburgers frum baskitbawl players?
I fot cheezburgers waz maed from soylent gween?
Soylent Gween b hoominz!!!
but yew can pets him.
For a nominal fee.
Or a nommable fee.
Or a flammable knee
dis meens da kennel 2 dee *cough*
**aims teh seltzer bottlol at skwirrl knees**
Oar a feenomablol fee.
Ooooor a feline assimi-nom-able fee
*reels arm back in frum reaching too far fur dat wun.*
*Envisionz armz wif reelz on dem.
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:snerk: :snigglol: :snort:
*Fawlz on floor laffing*
Tehy duzzint diisurv bonii!
Ai keepz awl teh cheeseburgz fur mice elf.
Disapproving kitteh disapproves…
Day ja voo…ai haz it…aifinkso
Ai’d still lub him
Ai seed U lukkd at da moores cold bideo. Ai can’t wayt tillde get da antznd water bugs get werkd out.
Mai beef iz dat dey keep habbin nyoo fings wen teh site duzn’t awlwaiz werk propurrlee.
Yesh, butt (snerk) iffn they doan start it up, dey neber getted it fixed
Ai haz been tryin 2 chainj mai abatar bakk frum teh Eester wun fur a week naow, an lossa fings go rong. Dats wat Ai meen shud be fikst.
Ai haz been libing wifowt a wurking profyle fur munfs coz Tofu logged in otay so we thot it waz sumfing awn mai end.
PoC logged in her Cheezprofyle no problims.
Ai just maked a gnu wun, an it wurking fine, az far az ai can tell.
Ai nawt lyk tu complain bowt awsum fings tahtr be free, but ai cudda had a wurking profyle munfs ago, parintlee, an nawt had tu keep saying, “Wud lyk tu be frendz, but cannawt.”
Teh Head Cheezes reellee duz need tu consintrayte awn getting teh fings taht alreddy heer wurking smoovlee, befoar adding gnu stuff. That be just nawt gud stratejee, coz teh moar yu add, teh harder it making it tu find teh cauze uv fings being borked.
An teh moar stuff dere iz, teh moar fings dere aer 2 go rong!
Is akshully mafia kitteh, planning Ur demise
Or Purrsident Taft, ordering a gnu baff tub
I’z keepin it toupee for mah earjob an floof-o-suxion.
I be prettier tehn.
Corporate fatcat iz keepin bonusez becuz they wuz written into teh porkulus bill…
Shame on u, Mr. FatCat.
Ceiling Cat says nawt effical to taeks a taxmogrified bownus fur a job dun nawt so grate, akshully.
**wispurs** Dis lukz eggzackly lyke a local judge!
Corporate fat cat thinks he is too big to fail
Hez thinkin abowt all teh sammon an teh noo solid-gold supper dish teh bonus will buy. An a litturbocks maed from endanjured rainforest woods. An a sleepin cushun maed from vicuna wool an stuffed wif spotted owl fethurs…
Awww… if teh korporate phat katz luked liek dis, i mite hafta hug dem!
And reech into hims pokkit and taek mah tax doLOLars bak.
i’ze keeping mai bonus.
ai’m also takin yers.
and yers.
oh yes, and yers too.
are tehre any kweshuns?
scurrees in an collapsis, lukking tyred but happeh*
Ohai guis!!!!
Ai haz a sowree fur teh no updaets fur so long! Gunna trai tu get gnu bideos tihs afturnoon, an ai will go fru pics tu see if enny are gud frum last cupple days. It haz been a ebentful lil whyle!!!
Otay. Cory. him be ober his respiratoree fing, no more weepy eye, no more sneezing sept occashunallee if him gets himself ajitated. Him haz teh hang uv syringe feeding nao, we haz eben gone up tu 5cc frum 3cc an haz miksed a teeny bit uv gushifud in a cupple tiems. Him pees an just tihs moarning him had hims nawt-sekkund BM sinse him got her on Fried-Egg — ai waz abowt tu cawl fur halp coz uv nawt going, but him awl gud nao. Him soooo berry cuddly an purry, an him luvs tu be a marsoopiul.
Sinse him gotted bedder, we let him an Eva meet. Eva wants tu ruff-howse wif him lyk her wud a littermaet, but him much smaller tehn her, so we haz tu innerveen. But tehm curls up tugevver tu sleep in Eva’s howse, an it be just just just just… OMCC, ai cannawt tell yu hao berry cyoot! Ai haz a hyooj hoping at leest wun oar tu pics will wurk!
Eva refyoosis tu stay awn teh cowch n bed ennymoar, her hops ryte awf when her wants tu, an disappeers awn her own fur an owr atta tiem. (Psst, her sleeping unner teh cowch, but donut tell.) Her biggist jinormuslee hyooj importint gnus, taht making us awl so berry berry prowd uv her last nyte: her figgured owt teh lidder boks! *dansdansdans* Her such a big grrl nao, eeting teh kruncheefuds an teh gushifuds (wif a lil milk innit still, tho) an nao using a litter boks!!!elebentee!!!! Her haz a feerse huntress fing goin on, her stalk hyoomins an kittehs an shoos an toys an ebreefing else her sees! LOL
PoC an KD be absololootlee full uv win! Ai lubs habing tehm stay wif us, iz fun!! Iz ‘stonishing hao much alyke PoC an ai be in menny ways.
Ai haz wun moar test left, in grooming thee-oh-ree, pleh.
Stoopee teechur. Dunned preddy gud in uvver classiz, tho: finals abuv 90% in at leest 5 out uv 10 classiz fur shur! (terminolology, mafs, livestock, wildlife, careers n effics) (nawt got final grade yet fur pet helf, lab aminlols, surjical support, oar hyumain sosietee, but nun gunna be below 80%)
Um… yeah. Taht be teh updaet frum teh Untaryo menajeree.
Ai will duz mai best tu du blog updaets fur bof bebbehs laytur tuday.
Schmoos an hyooj hugs tu ebreewun!!!
Schmoos nd hugs to yu nd the guesteez nd teh kittehs nd teh Seanya!!!!
So happitayle to heer awl teh gud gnus!
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What a lovely update!!!
Gud luk on ur last final – u’ll breeze through for shure!!!
Hooray for Eva using teh litterboks! Such a beeg gurl! And such a beeg milestone in a kittn’s lyfe. Hooray, hooray!
Yeah p-k!!! Thane for the update and good luck on the test!
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*runs in late as ushual*
PK!!!!
*HEDBONKS*
*runs bak out agin*
too cute to be a rich old man.
Hims iz already gray.
Awsummly funnee
Chartreux or British Shorthair or….? Iz dis teh same kinna kitteh as Happy Cat?
I don’t fink his is same as HappyCat, because he has foldied ears. Is Scottisch Fold mebbee?
Luuuuuurve taht plush an teh bloo culur!!!
If you don’t like fatcats bonus structure as agreed between him and the compensation committee, do not buy stock in the company or do not by product from that company.
YOU IZ SOH PHAT!
I can has bailout?
Madoff moggy.
Dis kitteh jenerated teh revenoo fur teh bonus. Taik it awai from wurker goggies.
You has didded teh capshun good, wery phunney.
William Howard Taft!?
Apprentice kitteh says ur FIRED!!!
BANKER CAT!!
not corporate fatcat
AIG kitteh
funniest lolcat ever!
up there with “scapegoat gets caught”
funniest lolcat ever!
up there with “scapegoat gets caught”
The original photo is from the Wikipedia article on the Scottish Fold breed:
lads that kitty must be Peter Ustinov’s long lost twin…
It’s OK. They new bout teh bownises in teh bayleowt.. Teh con-griss jus fayning outrage.
Me still liek bankar kitteh moar.
you retards need to learn how to spell and speak proper english
Best of all time
Dis iz one of ma favritz