Damn… he hired bodyguards.
mah securitee sistem iz betteh.
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Naow Ai can’t nom him
Conga Ratz 4 ur elebentee-squared-to-teh-millionenth-power nawt sekund.
Haz u been cowntin?!!!!
Thx fur teh congrats.
EH! dat gai iz nawt a ratz! iz a amsterz! for a hoomin, ur nawt very smarty! bat iz okai
congratsulooshins on nawt sekkonds how iz u celebrates???
Thx, Ai fansi a glass uv whine pls!
Red, whiet, oar blushy?
Red iz mai fabrit.
*hands Annipuss a glass ob red whine.* Salud!
Cheez!
i haz anz nice burgandies???or maybes a sover…saverig…a blanc???yesh yesh yesh…,myabies cheezes,an crackers???
heers a nyce san jee oh vay see! salut!
ohai j2k (iz koolz wen i sayz it ha ha ha)
Haw iz u puddingpies???
Da gween bodie-gards lookz like dey cud nom da kitteh!
Bee-wear uv teh green troalz.
IC Trolls!!
yesh u does… adn ai does 2… but (!) ssshushhh… wez nawt sposded 2 tawks 2 da trollz noe xcepshun fer enbironmentulleh fwiendle trollz…
OOoopps…I mented tee-ar-oh-el-el-ess…
Iz owkey. Der Big T’s aer faysing teh rong way. Dey’ll neber see yu sneek up on teh fore-leggid nom.
Get him, my Minions!
My plan for world domination has begun!
BWAHAhahahahahaha*coughhackcough*
Pats Ebil Maus on teh back…u awlrite?
B u pondering whut ai’m pondering?
I think so, but how will we get three pink flamingos into one pair of Capri pants?
Why, yes! Yes, I am! But where would you get a chicken, 20 yards of spandex and smelling salts at this hour?
Wal-Mart…
ROFLMAO!
Brylliyant!!! Elebentii burgurz tu yew!
i may be ables to halps maus…i haz contacts in teh spandex indus…indast…business hmmm yesh yesh yesh
They’re Pinky…they’re Pinky and the Brain, brain, brain, brain…..
* marches arouns whiles karen sings feme tunes*
Pinkys an teh bwain bwain bwain bwain
MArches marches marches marches
dum dum dum dum dum dum dee dee dee dee dee dee dee
Iffen yu goe by teh ordering in teh lyrics, Brain is teh wun who is insayn adn Pnky is teh smart wun.
i swoories if itz confuzzlin
*hands Tiggles a card. It reads: “Tiggles: 006.25, License to Confuzzle”
*marches along wif tiggles becawze today iz teh kind ob day wher marching aorwnd teh room to teh pinky an teh brayn song seems liek teh rite fing to do*
Wats rong LM, U iz hazn da badd dae??
oh, iz not so bad, better tehn yestirday wen i had a badbadbad tired. just kinda boring, an a liddle pinky an teh brayn marching seemed liek just teh fing to liven fings up a bit
LOL timez elebenty!!!
Ai tink an ebil princess cud tak over teh wulrd lotz eezer than ebil maus….
*Ebil laugh*
Oh yeah? We’ll see about that!
I’m off to my Secret Lavatory to complete my plans for World Dominatrix…
make shure to wash ur hands aftur ur done!!
:skock:
Ebil Maus goin to be edumacated. Onlee wae ai noes fore a himz tu becum a dominatix.
won’t there hab tu be cutting involved?
Nah. I’ll use strap-ons…
Ai tol mi huzby dat when wii gotted married dat he hadda get it baonnet mounded sew himz cud leb it at hoem when himz goez owt.
owch.
Dats awl ai gots tu say, adn dats awl ai wants tu kno.
Witness Protekshun Program (2nd attempt)
Bewaer teh tee-ar-oh-el-el-ess!!!
Does dis mean we gotz kake inna brakerum? Oh, nawt dose kinda tee-ar-oh-el-el-ess. Sry.
Oh drat, Ai cud juss do wiv sum caek!
**passes annipuss larj slyce ov caek onna fanci playte**
canz me has sum kakes plzzzzzzzzzzzzz????
aithinkso yumyumyum parrot????
*does puss in booties eyz….soooo kuties…*
Osew kyoot!
Ob coarse yu kin hab caek, dere’s enuff fur ebereewun!
fankies fankies fankies!!!
meez lubes cakies yesh yesh yesh mmhhmmm mhhmmm
annnies more???
*raises ibrows cheekly*
Wut yur ibrows duuin awn ur cheeks????
Did yoo say cake??? Can has? Pweez?
Ob coarse yu kin hab caek! Butt yu muss prawmiss tu yewz it furr gud, nawt ebil.
Ai promiss! *Nomnomnom on chocolate caek* Fankee, PH!
Oh, Ai sented yoo a friend reqwest!
i haz addies u etp ha ha ha we iz officals fwiends
mmhmmm mmhhmmm mmhhhmmmm
pweez pweez pweez
cakies yumyum cakies….CAKIES!!!!
*tiggles wags tail…thump thump thump*
Thx, dats berry nommabul!
Ohai Annipuss! Ai like yoor easter bonnet!
Ai’m glad u liek it, but it shudn’t be dere! Ai haz tryed 2 go bakk 2 teh reguler abatar, but WP won’t let me!
Haz U tryed tu goe tu da grabatar site directli an changin ur grabatar der?
It shows teh reguler wun awn teh WP profile, an awn teh Who be talkin fingy. It showd heer fur a fyoo owerz b4 Ai cleerd mai cache 2 see sumwun els’s chaynjd abatar!
When ai went frum St. patz to easter, da grabatar site waz da culprit. Ai doen noes hoe butt (snerk) it waz da bad puter softeewaer.
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Bin dere, dun dat! Naow awl Ai nead iz teh teeshert!
Hav yu tryd threttuning it wiv a ax?! Taht’s wut Ai offen has to rezort to, wen deelin wiv pesky IT!
Puddy_tat finks Ai aer nawt yoozin teh rite sware werdz!
maybee u shud tri sware wurds frum da jerman?
nastry faule Maschine!11!!!
frenz, nawt fud…
But… he’s in a tea pot. Adn ownly fing in tea pots iz tea. Adn tea iz a nom!
Wulden’t teh door maus tasyt like wood?
He’s having hims own tea bag protest…a week week week late.
oh good now I has a live Maus!
On the contrary. I have you!
*YOINK!*
Ohai Ebil Maus! Wht bringz yoo heer today?
Singalong Thyme!
“Ebil Maus, Ebil Maus,
Duzzen’t hab a flying house.
Hologram
Ob a ham
Zippo lights up Unkle Sam.
Wach out, iz
Ebil Maus!
Wach out, iz
Ebil Maus!”
likes likes likes!!!ebils maus feme tune is greeties!!!
Ebil Maus haz a noo caroonie seeries! Ownly on ICHC TV!
The Food Fights Back….dun dun ddun dun dduuuhhhhhh!!!!
Witch iz teh maus, the uglee wun wif pointee eers, oar the green wun?
Ai lubs yu Maus!
liek a liddlol stack ob shugar… u cud jes eets maus awp… riet?
**pondurs** Wayle, iffen ai wuzza kitteh an nawt a burdee, an he wuzzunt cubbered wif skwirrl spit, an if he wuzzunt sew kwik wiffa ziippo, an if ai had a gnu payre of FRU’s, mebbeh, ai gess so. Butt, NO, we do nawt nom the rodints here! Oar teh burdies!
Maus or Ebil Maus???
Me, of course!
Back off, brimstone breath! The bird is MINE!
Hay, ai wuz defindin yu!
A partee! Y themz critters not in bite mi, ayhme their leedher? Middle 1 is now a NOM!!!11!!
Fluffy had bin tu teh Nawt tu be Nommin teh Rodints benefit konsert, but hims krabings fur sumfin sawft adn furree wer beyond hims kontrol. Teh littul katnip mauses gibben tu him bai hims hyoomin juss wernt teh saym as sumfin dat wud put up a fyt adn gib hims teh challenj ob teh chays.
In teh bakk ruum ob teh offis, ware teh owld fylz adn brokin furnichur wer kept, he fownd hims chans. A littul gerbil had taykin up rezidens amongst teh bawkses. Fluffy wud stalk hims pray fur howers, chaysing it fru teh mayz ob alleywayz adn cubbyhowls. It seemd lyk it shud be so eezee, but teh littul bugger wuz kwik adn deeviyus.
It seemd lyk dey wer ebenlee mached … sumtymz Fluffy almost had him, otter tyms teh gerbil mayd hims eskayp wiff eez. Adn nao teh littul rodint had eskelayted teh battul bai bringin in nastee green reinforsmints adn an armord gerbil troop-carryer-fingy.
Whuts a kitteh tu du? Hao tu meet dis noo fret?
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It b a list to halp peepz finding uzzer peepz on deh cheezpeepz mapz. If u b wanting on deh mapz, just sending deh emayo tu cweenmj @ gmail dot com. I will putting u on deh map adn deh list.
Schmoooz!!
*Clappity clappity clappity*
oh dis storee be so eksciting.
*pulls up a chair and wrapps up in a snorglee*
Fluffy wud nawt let dis noo debelupmint put him awf.
So whut if teh gerbil has a kuppul ob noo frens? Dibyd adn konker! Mayk dem run in diffrint direkshuns adn kawz konfuzifikashuns! Dey may be green adn fuglee, but hims still biggur, ryt?
Adn so whut if hims got a fansee armord fingy? It wud shoorlee be slower adn less manooberibul den hims own foar futtee-pys, so Fluffy myt has a eezee tu kaching hims. Sillee armor wud be no mach fur Fluffyz poyntee-ends, adn eben if it wuz, teh gerbil wud hasta kum owt ebenshullee.
So he prepayred himseff fur teh assawlt, kept hims iyz awn teh pray, got hims bakk-end wiggloling in teh most doom-inspyrin way hims kud, adn den lawnched himseff intu teh ayr…
*holdz breff waiting fur neggst part.
*noms popcormz.
ROWWRRR!! went Fluffy as him floo froo teh ayr.
POP! went teh gerbil intu hims troop-carryer-fingy.
AAKK!! went teh trollz as Fluffy kareend intu dem.
VROOM! went teh troop-carryer as teh gerbil mayd hims eskayp.
SKRABBUL-SKRABBUL went Fluffys poytee-ends as hims tryd to turn adn rekubber.
Adn so teh chays wuz awn, arown teh bokses, behin teh fyls, unnerneef teh furnichurz.
Teh gerbil skooted arown teh borkd chayr, between teh boksez ob fylz, adn intu a korner mayd bai teh lawndree basket full ob diskarded offis supplyz ad teh storij bin. It wuz wun ob hims fabrit hydee-playsez, adn Fluffy kudn’t get hims paw far enuff to reech.
Frustrayted fur teh momint, Fluffy dubbuld bakk tu czek awn teh trollz, adn saw dey wuz still stunnd. Wun wuz lyin fays-down awn teh floor, adn teh otter wuz leenin awn the kleer-plastik bawks. Still krayzd wiff battul-lust, Fluffy charjd intu deyr midst adn let loos wiff a trooly horrifik attakk. Teh trollz, limmz akimbo, wud nebber frettin hims agin.
Meenwyl, teh gerbil, in lo geer so az tu mayk as littul noyz as possibul, had putt-putt-putted owt ob hims hydee-plays adn bakk tu hims seekrit nest in teh bawks ob pakking mateeriulz.
Wen Fluffy wuz finallee dun wiff teh trollz, he went bakk to harass teh gerbil agin, but hims wuz no-ware tu be fownd. So he jumpd up to teh tawp ob teh fyling kabinet tu wayt fur anotter opportoonitee.
Adn fell asleep, tu fyt anotter day.
… *waiting for the credits to roll* …
gibz Pooty Tat a nys hawt buttrd kredit roll.
Clappitee..clappitee..clapitee.
Dat waz sew citin.
Fanz face wif paw
*wushwushwush*
Ai feelz sew faint
*bringz in swoonin kowch for BOM*
Heer, relax fur a minnit wiff dis nys lemminayd.
Fankee AP {{{AP}}} ai needed da sabin, anna lemminayd iz lisous. Iz fres sqweezed?
Yeff – we has a tree awn teh syd ob teh hows. Adn a norinj tree in teh bakk adn ebin a littul lym tree unnerneef teh big frootliss mulberree.
Citrus. Itz a rekwyrment fur Martinez (ebrywun seems tu has at leest wun sumware in der yard).
*Clappity, clappity clappity* Berri gud an exciten stori!!
Fankies, 3km!
Oh, hooray fur deh egg siting kun klushun!!! klapppity, klappity!!
Iz berri berri citin, wat happenz den????????????????
Dis kitteh has teh purrdy floofie furs…..
burfday fairy iz late today, but hopefully not too laet to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to JerseyRose and Kryttle_Kitten an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caek, lite’n'floofy anjul fud caek wif fresh berreez an wippy kreem, sparkly frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy ballz taht lite up wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrit diyarees wif liddle gold keez for lokking an sekrit de-coder rings, kandee, an color-it-yorself alien stikkers wif bokses ob elebenty-six crayns an a bilt-in shaprener!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to maeking all yor burfday wishes com troo!
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Oh gudi, burfdai fairy i bin needin a new sekrit diyaree! fankyu, fankyu! Now i need a sekrit tu put in it.
Oh Burfday Fairy — ai wuz unable to get onlien yesterday after lunch cuz teh stoopy werk pyooters awl crashed — but it wuz mah kitteh Skimble’s 8th burfday yesterday. Cud we plz havvin sum ‘nip treets fur Skimble?
Yu ar awl sew funnee!!!! I bees ROFLOL!!!!! Fanks a lawt!
hamsteh ish smarht
bAD LUCK TO THE KITTEH IT DIDNT GET TO HAS THE WITTLE MOUSIE
BUT I HAS GOT KITTEH BISCUTS AT THE PANTRY 
Here, hammeh nom kitteh: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-ChinChinna/view.aspx?ciid=4104973
I can haz more capshunz?
Chinese Hamster would likely let a cat eat it. Mine would.