…i can’t even has
…i can’t even has teh arm thats in the sun? nope, i needz it for mai foot
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an bring me noms!
here, we peelz you a grape for being taupe 0 da heep.
Why, fank yew! Iz a veri nice heep, i finkso. We cud sort ourselvez owt an crawl ober to the tyebootique. They is habin a sale to make rum fer the MayDay baskits an the Mother’sDay stuff. We cud find a bargin! An moor grapes.
did sumone sai grrrrapes??
mmmmm.
Selfish kitteh iz selfish
shellfish?!! did i hear u sae shellfish??? oh ,wait. nebbermind…
*sneeks up on m0s adn tips a hooge bowl ob clams, shrimps, mussels, cockles, crabs, lobsters adn oysters (awl ob dem shelled adn reddy tu nom) over her*
hum. Dat cud be better than grapes!
*run-powns-grab*
Got wun! *runsawaywiffakwikness*
*grabs lobstrr, dips claaws in buttr, and scampers away*
nom nom nom nom nom
Whiskers, pweez tu keyp ur claawz outta da fud.
Kitteh iz a Deeva!!!
Ohai mais oui. Ai maedid teh cebiche for dinnur a cuppla niets ago (wib fish AND shwimps). Ai thoutid of yew wehn ai nommed it.
dang. and you didn’t inbite me!!!
Ai thinked of yew – iz orlmost liek inbiting yew.
yesh, itz da thot that counts. fangs!
ai saev sum fore yew teh neckst tiem ai maeks it, otay? nd ai maek teh choklit pavlova fore afturs.
one foot of it, anyway
toe bad, kitteh
heddesk!
See? Chayr fits 2 kittehs purrfikly!
No rume fur yu tho, sry
Iz okay ifn ur outta rum. I’ll tayk te-killya.
yer rite, r. nose kneed to wine bout rum or teh likkerz am ICHC!
Greedy kitteh iz teh greedy.
But, haz greedy kitteh notised her belleh is exposed and teh poor abused odder kitteh could ezily pounce onnit? Ha! Retribution is at hand!
“the wrath of Tash rains from above”
purzacktly.
Iz dat wai so when teh hoomin gets dun wif teh camera hur can rubz teh belleh.
Oar mebbe snorglol!?!!!!
u absorb it awl wen u du
Nope, am saving dat spot foar teh Hoomin wif teh can openr!
Ohai, WRr.
U still gotz bizee? Howz teh twuk?
Iz a liddlol beddur. Nawt noes until tomorrow bowt teh twuk.
Gud to heer iz a liddlol beddur.
Mien has gotted werse.
I finkso I’m reddy to go hide unner teh bed agin.
Handz rhsb teh big cocomunut wif teh liddlol paypur brella adn teh last straw.
Heer haz dis drink. ai nawt noes whut it iz but mai sistur maeks it ebbur since hur cum bak frum Hawaii ( oar wuz dat cheezland?)
Oh, fankees, WRr.
**gulps drink**
**holds owt emptee cocomonutt**
Moar plz?
Wite kittehs can’t abzorb sunshyne az well az blakk wunz so dey nead moar uv teh sun. Dat’s dere eggskyoose, enniwai!
Butt, whyte kittehs can gets teh sunburn, too, jes lyk teh pale hyoomins.
Doan’t Ai noe it! Ai haz no pigmint at awl (Ai haz vitiligo) soe Ai haz 2 stai owt uv teh sunn!
*holds up a beeg parasol ovr annipuss*
heer, ai keeps teh sun awf yu!
ssry ’bout teh no piggy-mint, ap. eye hoaps it knot bee afflecking yore eyes.
stoopy loopy maykes mii stay outa teh sun, 2. maykes rashes and flare-ups.
Oh hai, Kitkay!! How b fingz in OkeeHoma??? Wii b in Ideeho!! Enjoying sum sunshinez.
{{{{{{kitkay}}}}}} Hope today is going better.
“eye canna chainge teh lawers ob fissix, capton!!”
U steelin mah sunbeemz…
Grate, nao I gots “Steel my Sunshien” by Len stuk in my hed.
Czar kitteh no wants to share anyfing wid peasant kitteh
Proving that some kittehs is more equal dan deh others
foar legs gud, tuu legs betteh!
(animlol farm, ftw!)
Orwell has been on my mind lately since we live in such interesting times.
Big Bruvver is wachin u – ober teh innertoobs!
to keep U sayfe of course!
Wat yu winein bout, yu gitted wun hole arm tu yurself!
yes master kitteh, whut ever U sayz
pfft! Gib dat kitteh a HOLE arm uf chair an it nawt bii gud enuff!
well jus be glad that I ar not sitting on U
*giggle*
mah yogi kitteh will sometimes sit on Injeh to show herz who is deh boss.
Mine kittehz nawt sit awn each otter, dey sitz awn mine lapity top ebbery chance dey git tho. Makez itz brain freek owt!
Heerz wishun AWL kittehz had such gud lyvez!
Anom too dat; an gud lyez too awl Cheezpeeps, to!
Oh Hai, Cheezpeepz!!
Guess wut!?!?!?!?
I haz just putted 3, thatz THREE! not wun. not tew. But THREE peepz on deh Cheezmpeepz map!!!
3kittymomma in Kayntukkee,
PootyTat in Alabama, and
Fnark in TURKEY!!!!
Dis bringz ower nomberz tu 377 peepz on da map!!!
*duz a happee dans*
If u wud like ur berry own marker on deh Cheezpeepz map, plz tu sending an emayo tu cweenmj @ gmail.com telling mii ur ICH name and wair u b. I duzn’t wanting ur akshul address, just ur city oar town, and ur state oar kuntree.
oar planet, or galaxy
I not so sure googlee mapz extendz dat far. Giglol!
but cheezpeeps libs in dere own worlds!
Yesh, datz truu; but unforchunittlee, I duzn’t haz aksess tu mapz uv doze whirrldz.
@@@@@!!!
Mine comment gitted nommed! Must bii dinner tyme. Repeat: Yay!! I iz awn da Cheezmap! Thnx cweenmj! Woot, woot!
*Does happi danse and wunners wear nommed comments go. Do they end up awn nuther site kornfusing ebberywun dere?*
Hey 3KM!! I lived in Lexington for 5 years (‘87-’92)…I’ve been to Nich’ville on many occasions!!
So yu unnerstand mine payne!
.Just kiddin, N’ville nawt tu bad ‘cept da commute tu Lex ebberdai for wurkz. Wat part ub Lex did yu lib in?
Just to the SE side of New Circle…Off of Pimlico Parkway…Aqueduct Dr.to be exact!
Yep, I know dat area. Ifinkso I hab libbed awl obber Lex. I lived near that area looonnnnggg tyme ago.
Yay!!!
Yay!
welkum 2 map:
3kittymomma in Kayntukkee,
PootyTat in Alabama, and
Fnark in TURKEY!!!!
Itz a wunnerful servbus 2 cheezpeepz dat yoo do, cween!
Looks lyke yoo bees rollin’ a long on gud ole I-80. Bin dare menny Thymes! I lyked yore stories ’bout teh “retarded grandpa” and teh giuz steeling toolz frum teh toolshed. Fangs!
Oh heer u iz…. I sedded an ohai tu u up higher on deh fred.
Schmoooz!!
Ai can has a confused. ai fawtso we has Potty Tat in TTI
U b finking uv Puddy_Tat!! dis b PootyTat in Alabama. Iz eezy tu git kunfuzzlolled. Wii haz 2 Karens. wun wif a Kapitlol K adn wun wif a lowercase k.
Potty tat, eh? i think yer taking this too litter alley…
Cweenmj, I joins u in ur dans and I does a speshul Turkish folkdans for cheezy kittehs and there hoomins.
atleast ur out of teh heatwaev dark kitty phew 97 dugreez here
Ohai{{{{{KKL}}}}} tumoro wil be kulur in calfurness Google wevur sez 95 heer but iz ownlee 74 in mai haows in sanazay.
Lavish kitteh is lavish.
Hercule Purr-oit: “The murder was done by Colonel Mouseturd, in the Living Chair, with the overstuffed pillow.”
(should been Living Room)
sounds like Dying Room, wif all dat murder tawk.
Two may keep a secret, if one of them be dead.
He’s dead Jim
poke poke…ar u shure? Teh Trek folks is reel hard to keel.
He cahnt bee ded, he duzzent eben haz a red shurt awn!
Teh kittehs are pretty but dat chare is mahvellus! Iffen I has dat chare an dat sunbeem I wuod curl up wif a book and both of dose kittehs. DO WANT