75% Ceiling
75% Ceiling 25% Basement
oar did u sleep in teh toaster again?
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Dat’s a gud miks
Yash, most miks R 25% BC, 75% RC.
Mowst mixes aer 75% remowt kontrowled? Woo contrwols dem?
I wud assoom ceiling cat
awww, you spilled some GraphJam on my lolcat
just enuf eevul to be fun!
hoa 2 kno u r basemint/ceeling mix
u alwais let ur brudder has teh gaem paddle WEN U IS DUN.
u wud nebber embariss ur oldar sistar EXCEPT WEN HER BOYFREN IZ OBER.
u alwais duz ur hoemwurk WEN TEHREZ NUFFIN GUD ON TV.
Mite be a gud balance.
gud balance acheeved. off 2 dah titerope.
nite & day
yin n yang
chocolate n vanila
paper n plastic
diet n cheezcaek
fantom 0 da operahz
singz fur you
…insyd ur mynd
SING FOR ME MY ANGEL OF MUSIC!
Can you even dare to look or bear to think of cheezbrgerz?
100% kitteh
ur labuls du nawt deefyn meh
Berry troo dat – u can’t jujj a bukk bai teh cubber, an u can’t jujj a kitteh bai hims fur!
eggsacklee. tahts wai referrin 2 ebery lil’ blak chic kitteh as basemint cat can git old. n teh originnul ceelin cat was orinj or sumtin, ifinkso.
u knoes, wen ebberywun tinks basemint kitteh hasta b blak, it maeks berry eezyy fer him to triks. he yoozis bleech, n tehn teh trubbl begins.
Nawty.But nice.
adn 100 % purrrrrrrrrr satusfacshun…
99 44/100 purrcent pyur.
…Ivoryebony Soap
teh ivoryebony soap — pawl mckartnie’z fayvrit!
oopsie, shudda put my comentz on separate plaze. pls to fur giv.
us ulwis furgibben mary. but (!) u hadid me der fur a few fots
erm… jes 2 bees suar… ai wanid 2 sais… ai wus finkin… hu? wut pyur?
iz old commershul for Ivory Sope: 99 and 44/elebenteez purr, erm pure. It Flotes!
ah… nutter fing lernd
oar wud dat be catusfacshun?
OOOaaarrrggghh! Ai is pyrut kitteh!
Dred pirut Lolberts tells Buttercup “az you wish”
Mary!
Ai wuz lookin of de cheezpeeps map todai adn ai saw we iz almost neighbors!
Ai lukkd at tteh Cheezmap a cupple ob dais ago an most ob teh TTI peeps has forlen orf!
Dey awl seem 2 haz moobed in wiv me!
Eksplayns wai teh milk is goin daon so fast!
An eggsplanes wye teh lardur iz mt!
is just a practice run to see how twill be win cheezpeeps come for teh 20elebentee Lolympics.
ebberywun start tray ning foar lolympiks naow!
yup. we should compile a liszt 0 events to twain fur…
Archery
Bad Mitten
Caber toss..
D….
Dansdansdansing
Eeting pikLOLed eggs wivowt skrewin yur fayse oop
Flaymin torch jugglin
G…
Deciding not to touch dat wif a ten fuut pole (re cabertoss- giglol)
Energetically Jumping to Concloosionz
F…
Gyant shwimp eeting
Halping kittehs hoo is stuk
I screem eeting
Joek tellink (vairy importint)
Kreem making, Whippy; skwrill division
Loose and fancy free style , foot
Making Merengue by danzing da Merengue in eggwitez
Nap Taking
O…
rly??? i go lukzsee…
Kitteh uneeverse off balance. Moar ying dan yang.
Butt [hee!] kewt kittehs out teh ying-yang, so that’s okay…
Enuff tu be fun, but nawt so mush aztu be skayree.
As long as tehy keep teh pointy enz awai from my butt an mai ying-yang…
hundurt purrcint cyuut tew!
Purrhaps his nam shud bi Mondrian
Awl teh TTIers tugebber naw!
Powstmin Pat, Powstmin Pat, Powstmin Pat izza Black-adn-Wite Cat.
Ai cawl mai postman “Postman Pratt”
Himz haz a few battlescars, aifinkso…rebel without a caws? Or rebel WITH claws?!? Hehe…
burfday fairy is heer to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to all ob today’s burfday peeps, inklooding (but not limited to) Hollipop421 and Ryden22! i haz bring tasty fudjy hommaed burfday caeks, red velvit caek, iskreem, frootsytootsy party punch, an goodie bags filled remote-control bebbeh zombie dollz, bottols ob bublols for blowing – tehy makes raynbow colors!, kandyz, an sparkly trol-doll stikkers wif brite-colord hair an googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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*gets owt hooge 10 gallon drums. Wun haz chokklit martoonis, anobber haz playn martoonies, anobber haz milk, anober haz url gray tee, anober haz yorkshire tee, anober haz chokklit coffee, anober haz coffee chokklit, adn sew on*
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Oh, drynks aer reddy foar teh party!
oh, if anywun’s ever wunderd abowt teh orijins ob teh frootsytootsy party punch, heerz teh orijinal inspirayshun:
orijins ob teh tootsyfrootsy
(donut wurry, iz wurk-saef an fambly-frendly!) (but only wurk-saef if tehy lets yoo watch yoo-toob at wurk)
eever way, i dont fink i’m going to mess wif dis kitteh. ifinkso him haz poynty endz an iz not afrayd to yoose tehm.
But… but… it myte nawt be sew black adn white.
Nebber letz teh peepuhl kittens hab teh Sharpies penz!
37th! (three plus seven is 10) 10th too!
awlsew, kitteh iz 75% ffffff an 25% 000000
owayt, dere is sum #926673 in dere tew.
hex code kittehs
wow, tahts frum nobember 2007 an i haz a commint on tehr! duznt seem taht long…
tyme frys foar noe wun
Mixt meta4 FTW!
also remmmembr:
Time flys lyk a narrow
Froot flys lyk a banananana…
–w/aplologees to G. Marx aifinkso–
htmlol iz berree ewesfil in teh maeking uv teh intertube sytes
Cheron kittie looks down on monocolor galactic trash.
Fites enemie kitteh who iz wite on teh left syd.
… 100% eeebil.
Free O’Klok Shado
teh new hybrids haf arived!? end of ze world comin…
heraldic cat: argent, a sinister canton sable.
100% SERIOUS
U haz a GraphJam!
Keep goen, kitteh. Teh darkur, teh moar byooteeful.
teh dark syd is strong in dis wun
showz mush promiss
Iz Ai thu onle wun anoi’d bye awl thiz aboose ov thu titul seeling cat? Thiz cat iz neithur neer a seeling or bassmint, and seeling cat wuz a TABBY!!! Liek oranj! AAAARRRRGH SACRULIDGE!!!!
Yeff, burn dem awl, wiff krimsun flaymz!!
i saw tihs on an episoad of Star Trek wif Frank Gorshin
im 5% handle and 95% door ……. im telling the truth you know ……
that’s what it is… oh. Oops… ^o^ I feel like an idiot.
I scence evil in this kitteh… >:D
its like dis girl from a movie calld the hogfather…shes the granddaughter of death
Gosh, can’t you just paint the cat? Make him totally white or black! Other cats laugh at him!