I’m sorry, but your
I’m sorry, but your princess is in another castle. And if I have to tell you again, sir, I’m calling the police. Good day.
i iz nawt teh princess either.
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My fort! No GURLS allowed!
STN!!!
no, its no BOIs allowed!
STN!!
Wot if we has……Cheezbrgrs!
Nope! NO GURLS!
*ahem*
how do you know it’s not a GURLS fort, hm??
no boys aloud, ifinkso!!
Cause I sedso! Boys Rule, Gurls Droooooool!
Stinki bois
Awl teh gurls come over to my place…I make speshul provizhun for de womenz.
Traitor!
Realist, acksually!!
“I lyke grils”
“Dats Girls, stoopy”
“Hey! Wut abowt us grils?”
As seed awn a restrume wawl!
*YOINK*
Unhand me, sir!
Pardon moi…that was SUPPOSED to be a female’s hand!
Now where’d she go…
*stiks tongue out at Maus and runs away to bild a gurls fort*
*Grabs Leeza’s tongue and paints it*
*liks paint all over Maus*
Ooooooooohhhhh! Leeza!
r u shuuuuuure I cant come in ur fort?
Foghorn Leghorn ref FTW
“gurlz”, “racing”? Taht remtnds me ob sumfing…..plees to be lukkin at the “3 Racy Gurlz” post awn Cheez Town Cryer (wish Ai knu hao tu du teh blu werds linky thing!)
ai hav bukmarked NC66 litlol recipe for dat heer:
NC66 bloo linkie thing
Clikheer
Woohoo! Ai did it! Mai IT skills, plees to halp me fynd som!
fyne, den. we gurls iz gonna hab owr OWNZ fort!
Adn it wil be BEDDER dan yurz!
It’ll hab…
Artistik dezines onna wallz
Beeyoutimus flours in bases to nibbl on,
Catnips tee ebbry afternun,
D…
dinnur tablols full ob yumme fings
eastwings fur flyink 2 da nawteh barn
frankleh da bestist enterrier
g…
OK, Ai’ll juss eet awl tehse yummy tummy tastic cheezbrgrs maiseff
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
*urp*
puddinme!
O wel, ai browt sum nommy pi, lemming an applol butt (!) iffen u doan wan uz tew com in…..heer Ambercat, wii can haz awl tihs yummy pi owerseffs!
enuff fer a small wun?? *drooooooool*….Plz?
Pwitty plz wiv sprinklols onna top??
deres plenny uv pi few teh GURLS, onlee stinkee bois cahnnawt haz anee!
*sets owt slyces uv pi awn pritty china playtes*
I duzzint want any of yer stinky ol’ pie. You touchded it, so it has GURL COOTIES!
Pi wif gurl cootiez bee bedder tahn no pi attawl! STN!!
Why fankee kindly,BF.
blows gurl cooties awl ober …
*takes plate ov pi an a nakkin*
See we has mannurz, us gurls.
….sneeks anuzzer plate ob Pi ..take aim…..FIRE!
**SPLAT** ..goes teh Pi in Maus’s face…
Tidmum runsawayverryverryverryfast laffin an laffin ..neener neener..Taht’l lern ya
*Throws a lighted Zippo at tidmum, which lands in her pocket*
*FWOOOOOOOMPH!*
Hope yer wearin’ yer FRUs!
*Scampers off to The Maus Hole*
…kwikkly cheks unnerwares….
Phew! Yup. Big green floofy FRUs.So big I been campin in dem
..it’s a tad warm arownd here tho..*wanders off to find a cool blok to sit awn.*
See! Gurls drooooooooooooool!
Lemming an applol butt pi??? Wut yu did wif teh uvver parts ob teh lemming an applols??
are you guys 24/7 waiting for new pics?
im kinda impressed…
gratz btw…
Ashullee, tehy start at 6 AM EST an teh last wun iz at 8 PM. Awn weekdaiz, eneway. An ebreewun know when teh gnu pictures ar sposed to be up – so iff yoo ar going fur a Nawt Second, yoo know when to come bak.
That’s hao we can haz races an otter gaymes. Peeple know when to come.
But hai to yoo, urre! Yoo were prettee kwik too, ai see!
intertubes webbrowsur tab r ur frenz!
hu needs forts ennehwai… we stais in owr palic *pppphhhhppppptttt*
oh adn… congratshulashuns awn yer tawp spawt.
tat hapenz 2 b a gurl kitteh bcuz its mah best frend! :O
Poison Girl???
Hai ibk!!! How ar yoo doing??? Ar yoo coming bak heer??? Can we still akcess teh grate talint show????
Now begone wif u!
Or I shall taunt you a second time!
fetchez la vache!
Wat’s moar, shez nawt heer
Go awai, or Ai shall tawnt yu a sekkund tym!
yoo ingerlish Kerniggits!!
Yer mother was a hamster an yer Father smelt ov elederberries
Ai fart in yur jenrul dyrekshun!
fetchay lah vash!
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*SPLATT*
RUN AWAIII!!!!!!
*holds lace hankee to noze*
Peeeuuuueeeee!! Taht wafted down teh M4 !!!!
like this
taunting lolcat
go an boyle ur bottom
Stop stalking meh
Ahm wayting fur teh hows-payntrr
catpunzel, catpunzel, let down yer,
er,
um,
Tayle! tahts it, tayle!
how bout mah pointeh endz?
Now go! But leave teh majik mushrumps. Kaithnxbai.
i think you’re the only one who got the mario/peach reference. *confetti*
eez tru, manneh peeplez nawt plaid enuf awld skool mario’s too get teh refrenze
Don’t maek me fetchaye la vahsh!
aifinkso hez runnin awai naow
We had fun storming the castle. Now what?
Two moats down and to the left…
Ai r teh kween uv dis cassle an Empress of Evvryfing! Worship meh!
Ken kitteh git hiz hed bak owt? Shud wii calz teh fyrmanz?
yesh pleez!
aww, burfday fairy had to miss teh race, wuz helping my sister teh toylit paper fairy wif somfing. but now i am heer to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today, inklooding Pinkbunny and ImMortallity!! an am i correkt in unnerstanding taht it is also Rodney Dill’s burfday? *makes note on teh burfday list* an ob korse, anovver burfday wish to two_kittehs in hooz honor teh race wuz held! i haz bringed cuppycaeks in fudjy, lemmin an butter yello flavers, wif fancy frostings!! an fresh froot salad, fizzyfrooty party punch, poyntyshiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle taht “wunse upon a dreem” song frum teh sleeping byooty moovie (speeking ob princesses in cassels), slinkiez taht lite up liek lava lamps wen tehy slink, kandeez, an speshul edishun cory an eva fuzzy stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to maek all yor wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
fanks burfday fairy!
licks deh cup cake frostings
*luks askanse and lols at teh same tiem*
*HEDBONK*
head bonks skwirrlgrrl an DK
*I will sharez mah cup cakes wid U if U wants*
Fanks burfday fairy! **Gitz a slinkee and goez awl hynofyied watchin teh lava-lamp akshun** Kewl man!
Howsewurk haz been temprarilee put aw hold, du tu a bebbeh BC whu wantz tu be nawt-a-marsoopiul fur a lil bit.
Altho ai duz haz tu go start supper preddy suun.
Nobody sees the wizard! Not no way, not no how!
*laffin till my eyez are leeky*
i wuz just hitting teh “random” button an gotted dis frum way bak wen, funny pikshure wif added bonus ob stend vs. teh caretrollz!! if yoo rebembers stend, yoo kno dis iz skreeming-funny, but prolly not for teh yunger an more impreshunable cheezpeeps. yoo haz been warnd.
apple kitteh
i gots teh brayn bleech rite heer if yoo need it…
LOL that is SO funneh!!!
fanks LM I needed a laff!
LMAO
ROFLPIMP x elebenty!
Is mail here yet? I was ekspektin a bucket of Kitty Snibbles.
~Splort~
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer* *It b battree operated.* *Turnz it on adn deh darthj braynez iz sukked up, kleened *adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.* *A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz* *darthj is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand* *Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.* ♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥ *flyz owt agin*
Thank u
Is this a reference to the amazing, ingenious game BRAID?
Nope, it’s a reference to Mario! Braid contains references to Mario too, so that must be what you’re thinking of.
MARIO WIN!!!!!
Can’t go outside… the ground is lava!!
I said good day!
SMB reference WIN!
Best. Lolcat. Evar.
SMB Ref FTW
Liddill Ammazawn
Kitteh proatekkz hurz Cassill
frum awbnawkshuss boyz
Liddill Ammazawn
mayz nawtz luukz furroshuss, butz
hurz reel manz~killurr
Liddill Ammazawn
waytz 4 Liddill Prittee Wun
wiff Roobee Slippurz
Jack.
@@@@@
All mai burgers for yoo, Jack.
Yu canut bee tu cairfull!
this picture is the greatest picture of all time in the universe kthx
…. I believe I said good day!!!