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i can’t believe it! she threw away a perfectly good half-eaten cheeseburger! and there’s a dead rat in here, too! what was she thinking?
did u findz teh economee down der?
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Waystin gud fud…
conga-rats, anni! iz hawt choklit tiem? wif sordid cookeez? nuff four efferbuddee!
Ai prifurr my cookie tew be decent adn well-beehabed, raber dan sordid.
:snort: ur no fun atawl, jd!!
Thx cc, yiss, iz tiem fur bedtiem noms.
tiem fur ty booteek b4hand, tho? iz nu sprining bonnitz…
Ai haz bean tryin to looze mai eester bonnit, butt (gigglol) WP seamz 2 liek it an won’t let me taek it awf!
silleh wp!
It ar an Easter bonnet? I thot it wuz a turkey or a peacock!
I wuz gonna aks Uz, why U has a bird on Ur head?
…izza cryin shayme!
ookee nomz!
Anna a teebag! Ai lub teebags; tehy’re mai faybrut toi! Woohoo!
My kitteh, I discubbured, lubs crackers. Nawt sew much as noms, moar to chew on adn scatter ebbrywhere! She lubs dat crunchy sownd adn haz grayt fun wib teh mess cawsed.
kumo eeted a goldfish krakker last night.
teh night before, shiro cawtted him anovver mawse, wen kumo wuz done playing wif it shiro eeted it. i could heer teh “crunch crunch ” sownd frum inside teh howse. (teh mowse wuz being eeted on teh bak patio.)
*shudder*
Speekin ob fings wif strings, ai wuns had a kitteh wut lubbedto play wif, ahem,
*whispuurs* gurl fings
Him em-bare-a$$ed me moar than wuns when him trotted out wif his “mousie” in frunt of cumpannees.
lol tu teh *maxi*!
Hah! My kitteh wunse tryied to play wif the string while I wasz changing it!
an I fought it wuz a goofy potty partee wen mii goggie dwopped heem ball inna mii unnerwears az I wus sittin inder. he wnated mii to frow it furr heem …
oooh po-ten-shull OWCHIES!
my momma, or mebbee it wuz my sister (i’z getting old, cant rebember hoo sed wut) told me abowt her frend hoo stokked up on teh ekonomy-size boxes ob teh wuns in teh plastik toobs and stored tehm in teh garaje. wun day she luked owtside an seed wite fings all ober teh frunt lawn. her 6-yeer-old son had gotted into the contents ob teh boxes an wuz lawnching tehm like rokkets! riet in frunt ob teh naybor-guy, too.
Mai little bruvvers used to fink teh cardboard wuns wuz “telescopes”.
I luv this place! No plyse else makez mii laff soo hard!
Laffter – iz gud ferapy.
anom!
awl teh gud stuffs r in heer!
Jus tip da kan a little moore forward….
….little more….
*crash* dere, now wii kan reech it!
hoo needs hoomins, we kan gets teh fud owrselfs!
CRASH!! yeash!! naw awl da gud stuufz bea onna flor. Quik, grabz it awl and shuv da smelly stuffz unner da frigamatator!!
Qwik, heer shii comes. Akt innocent.
Deh goggie didded it!!!!
Bad goggie!!!
LaLaLaLaLa Laaaaaa. Wut? Iz jest singin heer — datz awl.. I hadz mii ayes clozed. I no no wut mi seesterz bean doin dough!
Oh da Hugh Manatee…
Shez waystin purrfectly gud fuds.
Call da kitteh polyce.
Ohhhh …. I seez dat ring frum da malk cartoon!! Shee sed Iz pushed it unner da refrigamatator… I kin nawt beeleef she lyed ta mii … *shakes hed an walks awae wifasadness*
Nawt worri kitteh there are elebenty hunnert unnder da kouch, da bed, an in da kloset.
Ohh, an dere iz wun in mine shoe too.
Hee hee! Mai boi kitteh lubs to hide hiz toy mousie in huzbin’s shoos. Funneh to see huzbin reackshun wen he puts fut in shoo
Mine Lucy kitteh putz a mylk ring in sumwunz shoo’z almost ebbernite.
Silleh gurl! Wif Boris, we nebber gnoes wen he’s gonna do it. So huzbin is nebber prepayrd.
*Gigglez* Bet da luk awn himz face iz funni!
chukklol!!!
We helps U recycle fur earf day
Dis remind mi, just a fyu wekes ago, Ai had tu taek a maus awai frum Ted. I wen tu frow it owt da bak dore, n Ai almos hit mai nex dore naybor wit it. Hi wus comin up da bak steps dat lede to owr partments frum takin owt his trash. Ai dun fink hi liekd mai xplanayshun.
*snerk* berry funneh – ur kneebor kneads a beddar seence ub hoomer
Tu b fare, mai xplanayshun wuz to shreek n den burst intu teers. Affer awl, Ai had a deded maus n mai hans.
sew u dinnit frow it atz heem???
Ai wuznt frowing it at hym. It jus almos hitted hym wen Ai frew it.
wuz it alive?
It wuz DED. Ai din wan tu jus frow it n da trash, da kittehs wud hab it awt n playin wit it if Ai did dat. N Ai din wan tu wak awl da wai dun da stares. So Ai frew it n da ally.
I nose U dinnit MEEN ta frow it at heem. Butt it sounded like u stawped the frowin wehn u sawz heem. BUtt soundz lik it flewed past heem hed or sumfink. Datz funneh!
It flew rite bai hiz hed.
LMAO
Akshully, u r rite. It iz funneh naow dat Ai fink ob it.
Dumpstur-dyvin kittehs luuk foar treshurz.
Frenz, I can has beems dis Fryday?
Dr SkinCat iz gonna remoov moar tishoo frum teh spot awn my belleh awn Fryday moarnin, cuz I gots dysplastik sells in dere (nawt canser but nawt nermal ethur). I mite axk him to hook up teh lypo-sukshun masheen (wii will kawl it preventatib medisins!), but dowt him gonna go foar it.
Ennyway, I will prolly be spendin dis comin week-end inna bed wif Mr Vicodin.
Fanks in adbanse,
Red
*Sends beems to soufeest*
{{{{Red}}}}
Sawry U has to go froo dat, butt *snerk* Vitamin V shure halps.
Ooohh Red, I gib yu lotsa gud beemz, an haz fun wif Mr. Vicodin!
{{{rhsb}}} hope Ur owchies heals soon and U iz all bedderer.
BTW I hadz a burfdai parteh at deh noon lol and Iz has sabed sum
cake fur Uz.
Oh Hai two_kittehs!! Sry I missinged ur party. Wii wuz rolling, rolling, rolling, down deh road awl day.
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Happy Birdee tu yoooo
Happy birdee tu yooooz
Happey Burdee deer two_kittehs
Happee burdee tuuuuuu yoooooooooo!!!
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*opunz deh sham paynez*
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OOooooo I lubz deh bubblolz.
*porez sham paynez intu deh crystal flutez
*and handz dem tu ebbreewun
cheez!!!!
fanks cween! Champers is delishus
an I also savded Uz a peece of cake
Fankeez 2k!! nom nom nom
Ohai, 2_k!
Sowwy I missded ur partee. U can say “fankyoo” to my stoopy werk foar dat. Hope u had gud birfday, too.
U sabed me cake?!??! YUM!!!
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom….
Ohai two-kittehs! Sawry i missinged teh race today, butt (!) happee burfdai to ewe!
Mebbe u can bribe Dr Skincat wif a mous, or some gushiefuds. No1 needz to noes…
Big ++++ beems on Fryday {{{RHSB}}}
*Sendz lotsa beems to Red* {{{RHSB}}}
bemz an huggies and huggies and beems …
{{{{{{{red}}}}}}}}}}
Pookie sayed tu gib yu cowld wet nose rubz an headrubz frum himz!
I finkso Pookie needs to come stay wif me dis week-end an snorgle wif me!
Him will rap himself aroun yur heed lyk a turbin wyle yu sleep! Kan bii gud, butt (hee, hee) kan bii unkomfi tu.
Dat will werk, az lawng az him nawt byte teh tawp of my hed lyk Josie used ta do.
Him can keep my hed warm, an sinse I alreddy has massiv bedhed inna moarnin, him nawt gonna hurt ennyfing.
Him hairz git up yur nose tho!
So I will has blak mustash?
**ponders** How wud I luuk wif mustash?
Nawt tu menshion sneezing, coughing, an general itchi noses!
*sends beems to red, along wif a hansum yung dr. skincat wif a gold tray full ob vicodins*
oooh red, dat sowndz teh *nastee*! let’z tu bii hoaping dat dr. dermacat getz teh *awl* ub teh dysplastik sellz, adn dat yu nawt habingz to hab moar sirjury.
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lawtza beemz on fryday. {{{ rhsb }}}
Bellybeams to Red on Fridae.
Whut elses is kittehs finding in trash repsecicle:
A moldy orange
Bacterias
Cawfee groundsses…
Dirty platez,
Everything nommy,
Fish- nawt so fresh,
Green… who noes what it is,
H…..
Hairz ball frum da brush
Icky Icky stuffz
Jam onna tast crust
K…
Yu kin krwl rite in bsied me wif da vicodinz. ai falled down uvvur dai nd hurt mai ribz. Nd vicodin iz pleh. maikz me frow up. framsist sez taik ownlee haf pil at wuns. Wuz hoaping wuz sumfing els fur owchee wifowt maik me sik.
U fawl down, go boom? Oh noes!
{{{gentlol hugs}}}
Sowwy teh Vicodin maek u pleh. Percodan duz dat to me.
Darvoset does dat tu mii! Ifinkso iz uukki pink coating! Did da Dr. try yu awn Loratab? Awlso, try eating a little sumfing before da pill.
Kitteh Nomz cumz in
mennee shaypz and syzez dat
Hewminz duz nawt Grawk
Hewminz shoodz nawt frow
awayz fudz. Dayz shoodz seez ifz
Kittehz myte wuntz sum
Kittehz ekksellent
playt cleenurrz afturr Din~Din.
Mebbee itz dayr tungz?
Jack.
clappity, clappity!
Eggeslynt JD!!
hi guys … not a day for good news. It is more likely than not that Matt’s leukemia is back. The biopsy on the skin lesions have not shown anything as far as what germ caused them, but there are highly suspicious cells that are most likely leukemia cells. It will be confirmed one way or the other tomorrow, but the doc says more likely than not is leukemia.
So, the next step will be more chemo and then a bone marrow transplant. But, Matt is tough, he just said – “well ok, I guess I can beat this too….”
oh, ai sew sawry E_M! Iz gud dat Matt hazza gud attitood and pawsitb thots. wii b finking uf yew boff
{{{{{E_M & MATT}}}}
{{{{Elsa_Mama, Matt}}}}
Don’t know what to say, except I am thinking of you and wish you the best possible outcome.
i am so sorry
{{{{{elsa_mama}}}}}
*****{{{{{matt}}}}}***** (hugz an heeling beems)
i hope tehy kan get dis treeted an get himz bonemarrow transplant soon
{{{Elsa_Mama and Matt and Family}}} My prayers are with you and your family and especially Matt. Do you have a donor match? If not I will glady go be tested as I am sure many others here will to! Let us know if you need anything!
No match yet. I think they are going to check the donor registry … I will find out once we have more details of what happening …
Let us know! And remember you are not alone, you have friends, here and in real life that you can count on! {{Elsa_Mama}}
How to get on donor registry? Have been meaning to do that. Keeping all my good thoughts and prayers focused on Matt.
I will find out and let everybody know. I am going to get on the registry to. I am not a match to Matt, but will be to someone else.
{{{{{Elsa_Mamma + Matt}}}}} Prayers will keep coming.
{{{Elsa_mama and Matt}}} that’s tough news to handle
I keeps you in my thoughts!
{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}}}
{{{{{{Matt}}}}}}}
Sending you love and healing beams on high.
Your Matt is a good guy with a terrific attitude, and that will help get him through these difficult times. All teh best to you.
Shi haz teh ungraytfull! Aiz teh wun hu gibbed hur teh rat!
OM NOM stink NOM NOM
the recycling team
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OMG is that Lenny in there? Murderer!!!