Finish lien is dat wai.
Finish lien is dat wai. kthx
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bai!
oh, don’t go way. the fun iz jest aboot to strat. con cat chew lacings!
otay, u tawked mii intew staiin… shal wii awl sillybraet? drinks an danses?
yay! wot wood you like?
*Dansdansdans* Conga rats jk2kitteh!!
hmm. gud kwestyn… mebbe a nyce glas uv wyne an a slo tangoe?
dangit. Reel Lyf borked my gud time. we gotta leeky ruuf, and it luks like i mist da wine & tango. drats.
Nawt sekkund, conga ratz on getting tawp spot.
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Sekkund – AI HAS A HAPPY — DIS IS MAI LOL AND MY FURST FRUNT PAJ!!!!! Hee hee.
Kongratz awn teh frunt payg! Is a kyoot wun, yeff!
*dans-dans-spin!-frunt-payg-dans-dans-SPIN!*
Fankees!! Ai dans wif u
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*dans-dans-spin!-frunt-payg-dans-dans-SPIN!!!*
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nao ai awl dizzy. oh well, dat’s nuffin new. hee hee.
Wooooo! Wooooo! concatshulaces onna nawt sekund front page! izza nize feelin, yez!
Fankz. Oh yesh, it feelz nize. Atleas teh Cheezes pik a gud one.
cormgratshulaces karen… good lol u maed der… deserbs da front paeg fur suar
Awwww!! Congarats awn nawt sekkond tawp spawt, Karen, and wut a magnifiscent subjict fur teh nawt sekkond…kitteh AND turtlol, it donut gets mush bedder den dis!
(sawree Ai layt tu teh partee, Ai hada werk layt last nite and Ai mist it wen it camed up)…..but Ai lubs dis piccie! Ai faborited it!
where’s da hare?
Kitteh fancied rabbit stoo.
Duz wabbitz kownt as wodintz, or is dey nommabul?
frenz or fud? frenz or fud? AAK
Frenz, AP — bunnehs iz frenz!
ebben teh
killr rabbitharmliss littlol bunnee?Run awai!!!
um, nao kummon guiz, don go confyuzzulatin me, k?
Brayve Sir Robin!!!
Otay – fanks, NS! ai fawt so, but derz so menee ob dem…
bunnehz is frenz. frenlee bunnehz. yeff, iz tru.
Owt hear n teh kuntreez, teh bunnehs iz FLAT!! Tehy r awl luukin 4 lurv rite naow, adn doan luuk bofe wais B4 tehy can crossin teh rodes. Lurv rly is blind.
otay grate den dat klarifyz it!
bunnehz is frenz
flat bunnehz is fud
Can I put a bunneh in frunt ob a car? What iffen I blaym teh goggie?
awl ober kitteh – donut yew see it?
oh, nawt dat kynd uf hayr?
Ohai UK! I likes yoor new abbatar!!
ohai ETP!! fankies! haow b yu tewnite?
off on sum get there fast skeem. if it seams to good to be troo, it iz.
wood deze aiis ly tew u?
*wink*
o wayt, ai hab sumfink in mai aii..
*winks agayn*
hare is way ahed
but taking rong turn at Albekerkay
thats wai tortoise will win
kitteh is traytur tu furree-kynd.
or mebbeh leeds teh reptyl astray?
littlol orinj bebbeh wif whyte paws!
an hint of pinkee toe pads!
SKWEEEE!!!!
splort!
blargh! ai are ded frum teh kyoot!
ohnoooooooooooes! i still no haz license to keel, erm use da CCC!
wot to do, wot to do!!
calls 9elebentees on da fone
fwipfwipfwip wif da tendrilz to keep da splortage con tamed.
Hallo, dis b deh nine elebenty oper aider. Wut iz deh nay cher uv ur em er gensee??
Halp! send da CCC imeeeeejitlee!!!!
ack sea dent lee luks at kittehs cuteness
*feels a swoon comink on*
Plz tu averting ur iiz frum deh kewt!!
Deh CCC iz in deh shop gitting a noo trans-carbur-beltifyer. I will sending deh DDD insted.
*Kumz rushing in wiff teh portablol CCC*
*applyz anti-swooning spray tu teh tendrils*
*skoops up gammacatz braynz intu teh portablol kontayner*
Hang awn, foaks, ai need tu chek on ETP down fred….
*Rushes bak wiff teh portablol CCC*
*Chekz awn boff pashunts*
*Cayrfullee remoobz gammacatz cranium frum teh tendrilz*
*tayks owt teh kontayner wiff teh braynz*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff botlol nummer1*
*spritz-spritz botlols too adn free*
*pak-pak teh braynz intu teh braynbawx*
*replays awl teh bonz*
*sekyorr wiff noo CHRG adn lawtsa ducky-tayp*
Der, howwzat?
*Eskortz her tu teh rekubbery ward*
U juss sit heer wiff dis nys cheezmap blankee adn dez choklit possums. Relaxify urseff adn mayk shoor tu yooz dez protektib goglols befur lukkin at sumfin kyoot, k?
FangQ AngelPlume! pleh werk weekend mai old CHRG!
hedbonks & schmoo to yew!
*snuggles under blankee and noms choklit*
{{gc}} schmoo!
whew, dat wuz a cloas wun foar teh cheezpeeps! nyce sayv, AP!
?DDD?
Awl ai figgur is one aftr CCC. (saunds liek a Beetlez sawng)
ai wuz wunnerin abowt dat azwell, adn wuz hoppin ai haddint insultifyd maiseff bai respondin tu it.
Oh hai….. I got distracktifyed by reel life.
Deh DDD b deh
Duk-taype Dispensing Device.
I just mading it up.
Dat needing arkivin’!! Dat’s a gud oen.
ROFL
Elebentee gazillion burgers fur yu, yur majestee!!!!
hai PK!! how b deh bebehz? Keeping u bizzy i bet!!
“Bizzy” duz nawt begin tu cober it!
Ai nawt eben haz time fur bideos or blofg updates!!!
But Cory lyks being a marsoopiul, an him haz desyded mebbe iz otay for Seanya or PoC tu be holding him fur a bit insted uv me, which be a hyooj chanje! Him getting teh hang uv teh syringe feeding nao tu, yay!!!
An Eva becoming such a independint lil grrl, essept when her wants teh snorgulings. Her eets teh kruncheefuds, her eets teh gushifuds… just teh littur boks left uv teh big fings tu lern!
I glad Cory likez uzzerz tu snorgloling him. So u kin haz haf a life….. wii will excusifying deh lak ov blogz adn bideoz….az long az u b hazzing deh funz wif POC adn Kitteh Daddeh… Gibbing dem hugz and schmoooz fur mii!
Gibbing dem hugz and schmoooz fur mii too!
{{{{{{PK & Seanya}}}}}}}
Dis kitteh is soooo keywt!!! *Major SPLORT*
oh nooooooooooooooooes!!! a nutter wun!!!!
halp us 0 be won Cween! yer ower onery hoap! or Annipuss, where art thow? any buddy elz???
*fwipfwipfwipfwip* round da brayneeyum areeyas.
*Rushes in wiff teh portablol CCC*
*Chekz awn pashunt, skoopy-skoopy awl teh braynz*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff botlol nummer1*
*spritz-spritz botlols too adn free*
*Cayrfullee remoobz ETPz cranium frum teh tendrilz*
*pak-pak teh braynz intu teh braynbawx*
*replays awl teh bonz and sekyorr wiff ducky-tayp*
Der, howwzat?
Mary can u escort her tu teh rekubbery ward?
Ahl check bak in on gammacat nao, so ur free. Thx!
*Eskortz teh ETP tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
*Tuks hur intu a nys sawft rekliner wiff a cheezmap blankee*
Lukk heer, owt dis winder is the Princess Mu Medow.
U can let ur hart kittehs (or goggiez!) owt tu play if u want.
Or juss relax adn wach dem play.
Herz sum chokklit possims, adn a payr ob protektib goglols.
Crossin gard kitteh gladly protekts his stoodent frends
Turtlol be finishin’ the Boston marathon? Himz iz muchly moar fizzikly fit than Ai is.
hims stawted las years!
*snerk*
sloew adn stedy WINS! the rase~!
Isn’t that kitteh wearing the finish line?
Bad kitteh tells porkies.
Ohai. Sumwun can haz mai IRL buzzee so Ai can plai fur a minnut?
Ohai, WRr!
I wud offur to halp u owt, but my IRL sucketh mutch latelee.
Ai noze teh feeling. Mai truck haz tu go sea teh mechanics. but dem iz buzzee until wednesdai.
Wut’s rong wif ur truk?
I has had beeg grumpee sinse I gotted bak frum bakayshun.
teh O/D lite haz a blinkee. Buk sez tu haz teh mechanic fix it rite awai.
Eep. O/D=oberdribe, rite?
I hopeso teh transmishun nawt goin bad? Iz truk old? Iz u havvin trubblol wiffit befoar?
I hopeso iz nuffin major.
mai husbind teh raceurman mekanik sais taht it cud bee teh trannee, oar it cud bee onlee a bad switch, eezee peezee fixee. Wii hoep foar teh bad switch!
Yah, me too.
My nawt-sekkund car startid habbin transmishun problums. So mutch so, dat I used ta dribe it hoam finkin, “How can I reck dis car wifowt gettin hurt?”
shure, if yose wanna trayde my IRL:
1. Lupus flare-up X menny wks. Owchy! an know Nergee.
2. taking kare ob momma kat wiff Alzheimer’s.
Is rlly teh obberwhelming, sew I try knot 2 tawlk about it. She libbs in an Alzheimer’s unit, but dare’s still a butttttt–looooaaadd ob stuff 4 mii 2 dew. Noo doktor 2-day is SOUPER nyse, though (geriantrix spec.) Hii sez ALz. care is teh werst kind ob stress 4 famibly mimmbers. Ebben obber Kanser. Geez, it’s bin a feww yrs alreddy, an it seams to sink in more an moar and I donut fink ai kan tayke it sumthimes.
kitkay hassa BBBBEEEEEEGGGG whine. (srry)
sumbuddy owt dare has goan frough dis?
(messy-fase kitkay)
O, and she’s psychotik now, two. Not frum ALZ, jst frum crazies. Wuz sew paranoyd dat she didn’t trust mii, an now i is legul guardian an hassa whirld klass mess wiff hurr estate. Bro and Sis refoose 2 help. Or ebben bisit her (they libbs on teh coasts). I’ve hurd frum menny other folkes that’s how it wuz in dare famiblies, 2. (dey will B dere wiff teh handz stikking out affter is awl frough, yoo kan bet). Is ttttoooooo mush 4 mii!
N E won else habbs crazy familbies lyke dat? Hell-up!!!
(ore just shot mii)
{{{kitkay}}} sew sorree fer ur trubbles. ai kno nuffing ai cahn sai cahn reely halp butt hang in tehre an u kno u cahn vent heer aneetyme u need tew,.
fangs sew mush, bf. I nose yoo is beeing empathitik. Butt won thing I’ve lerned is that peeps donot wants 2 here about yore trubbles. Esp if they B big wons, and esp if they last. Like wiff teh Lupus—I is in sew mush payne lately, is unbereable, rlly, and alwayz sumfing noo with teh stoopy loopy. And peeps R awl sympathtic iffn yoo be sick, butt they loose it if yoo STAY sick. They don’t can relate. Or else it skares dem. Aifinkso. I lost a lots ob frenz teh past few yrs. I winted 2 grad skool, an gotted a MA at age 51! an a hole lotta crap happened, yoo dont wanna nose, an I still not better, an most peepz knot unnderstand, and finks “get over it”. So I tries knot 2 tawk bouts it, but now I has an peeps hear will want to run away frum mii, and oh well, I donut fink I fitted in N E way. Now I sed whut ii knot aposted to say.
*runs away*
*stays away*
oh – not tu stays away!!! not tu goes away either!!!
How much u want to tell us her – is totally up to u – we will always be her tu listen an to, virtually at least, hold your paw – and there’s always someone here with good advice, who will try to help!!!
About your mum – is there a support group at the care facility you can join? or in your town?
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There is no way I can imagine what you are going through, kitkay. A very good friend of mine just lost her mother to Alz. She found that the support group in her city was a big help, because there were others there going through what she was, and could also help her prepare for what was to come, as I understand that the disease has fairly predictable stages. Her sister on the other hand, went into denial, and didn’t want to know anything about the illness, and then had a very difficult time dealing with her mother’s illness and death, because she was completely shocked every time she visited at the changes in her mother (she lived quite far away).
But I don’t know anyone who has to deal with that situation, as well as having a very painful and difficult illness themselves, so it is completely understandable if you feel it is too much for you sometimes. But don’t go away from here! It is when things are the worst that we need a little distraction and a few chuckles at the silly antics of cats and cheezpeeps. There is nothing in what you said that you were not supposed to say! And all it takes to fit in here is an appreciation for cats and a sense of humour (even if it is kind of warped like mine), and if you need to vent, this is a perfect place to do it. I haven’t been here that long myself, but I do know that there are others that have found that expressing their frustrations here has helped them get through the day and the difficulties that they were facing. And if someone isn’t interested, well, all they have to do is scroll down the page, and others who do care will let you know that you aren’t alone.
You sound like an amazing person, just from the little you have said here – going back to get an MA, being responsible enough to take care of your mom in spite of the difficulties of her disease and mental condition and the lack of help from your siblings on top of dealing with your own disease and all of the other “crap” that people thought you should just “get over”. Something that ordinarily a person could get over more easily becomes a lot more difficult to get over when it is piled on top of a lot of other things – a rock on a plain is a lot easier to get over than that same rock on top of Mt Everest!
No-one is so strong that they can endure everything in life without needing to talk about it to someone sometime. I tend to try to keep things locked inside me too, even though I know that no-one would judge me if I occasionally told someone that I was having difficulties. But that is a hard habit to break, but when I have, I was amazed to find that there are some true friends who become even closer and love you even more when they find out that you aren’t invincible.
So, hang in there, and here. Vent if you need to, cry if you need to, laugh if you can. There will always be some cheezpeeps who will be glad to listen and send a virtual hug from somewhere in the world to whereever you are.
{{{{{{{{{{kitkay}}}}}}}}}}
Harry is so right! Cheezpeeps are always ready to listen, and everybody needs a place to vent. If you don’t have it IRL, then please come here, Kitkay. My dad had OCD all his life (not officially diagnosed until he was elderly) and then developed Alzheimers. We had the regular scenario, sisters out of state, would not visit regularly (one sister came for a weekend, once). We had several years of sitters, then moved to assisted living. Because my mom (in very poor health) was there, he did not have to go into the Alz unit before he passed away. My mom was a brittle diabetic and ended up on dialysis. Just before she went on dialysis the toxins built up in her body to the point where she was irrational and I thought she was getting Alz, too. She was in the hospital when my dad died, and stayed for 3 weeks. Sibs came home to see dad one last time and stayed for funeral. And, of course, when mom passed away, I had to feel ashamed of the way one of them behaved about “stuff”. One day I was driving a stool sample to the doctor’s office for mydad, and just pulled over on the side of the road and laughed and cried uncontrollably for a while. Thought I was losing my mind. And that’s just parents. I was still working, but not ill myself at all (except for blood pressure! So I still can’t say I know exactly what you are going through, but I know that many, many peeps here are going through hellish stuff with their families and their own health. Please don’t be hesitant to come here and share.
Nawt tu stae awae!!!!!!elebentee!! Wii heer foar yu inna gud tiems AND inna Baaad wuns!! An ifn ur lief bees moaslee baad wuns, yu niids us moar dan ebbur!! Yu tawks wen yu wants, an yu nawt tawks wen yu nawt wants — ai wil aaawaes hab teh hugggs abaylibil foar yu.
Mai lublee nayburrs, wun has teh Alz. an hee bees inna hoem naow; ai missis him lawts. Hims wief’s hart attaakd hur frum teh stressis, an she awlwaes pollyjyzin dat she niids teh luuking aftur naow. Wii tells hur dat it bees a honner tu luuking aftur hur naow, cos is troo, an wii lubs hur!!!!
Wii lubs yu tu, an doan yu bees foargettin dat!
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Oh yesh, I been dere, done dat. I has a sad fur u, an nao I all treary frum da memories. going away fur a minuet.
{{{jehkeykat}}}
mai mutter is laik taht, pshykottik an also has teh alz. but mai fadder hoo is 83 is teh wun takin care ob her in teh old fokes home whar tehy libs an dusnt rely on teh nurses tehy hab abailable, so duz ebvereefing four her eben tho she can do lawts bai herselfs. he be retired dawktur an ole fasshun says is his dootee.
ai has a big sad fur him.
ai hopes yoo feels bettur, kitkay
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Tu all teh cheezpeeps an der famblee hoo bee sick oar hurted oar sad oar jus lownlee – elebentee {{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}
Add my elebentee {{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}. too. And a very speshul one to AfriCat who is one of the nicesst cheespeeps who help me feel better when I cried about my mom.
Dysfunctional fambly: let me show you it–not. You’ll see it anyway. It’s in the dictionary-under dysfunctional. {{{{{{{{everyone reading and being in thread}}}}}}}
KKKKKKYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!!
*SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Kitteh is adorable!!!!!
**hanz Pooty Tat extry-strenf duckee taype foar holdin awn CHRG**
Thankye Red!! I think there awta be a law against that lebel of kyootness!!
Howz teh noo car doin?
Iz wunnerful, egg-sept sum burd had teh NERB to poop awn it, inkloodin wunse awn wun of teh hedlites!
Rite nao, hur iz bloo wif sordid whyte spots.
Hehe…sawry to hear ’bout that! Where are those weasels at…they can cleen ‘r right up!
I donut kno if I truzt teh weezlols arown my car. Dey duz gud “contrack” werk, but nawt shur how gud dey wud be at warshin my car.
weasle wash n wax would wear wierdly, would it not?
Yay! Ai can haz PrincessOfChaos an KittehDaddy heer!!! Iz full uv win an awsum!!!!! *dansdansdans* Tehy be wunnermus peeps!
Yay!!! Yu haz da berri gud cheezmeet! Ohh, an pleez gib Eva an Cory gudnite kisses frum mii! an Loki, an Angel, an Trick too!
Will du! Aifinkso PoC almoast hadda RL splort when her saw Cory peeking owt uv hims sling.
An Eva being her charming littlol self. An teh angel-grrl, whu oftin be shai uv gnu peeps, her camed owt an had cuddlols, and Trick haz a hyooj cyurious, and Loki lyks peeps whu admire an respect him, eben if him did get hims supper late. 
Hooray fur deh cheezmeet!!! Iz awlwayz funz to meeting deh Cheezeepeepz!!!!
Sownds liek a wunnermous time! Hoap u hab lawts ob funz!
Kitteh kno teh wai tu teh finich lein.
He bin ther allreddy.
Adn played wib it, den chewed on it, den barfed it ober teh goggies bedding.