
…and then I dreamt that I actually got somewhere in the wheel. Do you think I’m crazy, Doc? Does this all mean something?
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…and then I dreamt that I actually got somewhere in the wheel. Do you think I’m crazy, Doc? Does this all mean something?
picture: Bivoir. lol caption: bardsfingertips
Piggeh snorgles!!!!!
Wii Haz elebenty wai ty ! Oar mebbe haf dat… cant cawnt dat hi… any wai there iz drinks and danses for awl. Pineapplol oranj jooce, Gripe Jooce (duz dat make ewe complain?)Applol Jooce, Mango Jooce, stwaberry Keywii Jooce, Gripefrut Jooce…and mani more jooces tew chews frum. And awlso a lurge sortmint uf MUffins.
Is the apple juice at room temperature?
why does U has a cold?
he lyks it warm adn bubblee
Ohh – taht wuzn’t so bad! Hmmmm elebenty. . .
Maus, Valesa, two_kittehs, carosue, catslave, AND annipuss!!
Six. At best a hexagon. Nuthin veree egg sighting about a hexagon. Maeks a hunnee comb. . . .or maybee teh scutes ov a turlol carapace
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Can enewun think ov interesting SIX things (wiffaut misspelling it, pleez
6 days ob creeashun
6 geese a-layin’
6 pence, sing a song of
6ty 6, route, get your kix on
6ty4?, will you still love me when I’m (beatlols)
666!
Well, heck! You’re no fun!
OK! An YOO ONLEE!! may misspell it! Becuz. . .yur speshul! 8)
OK… lesse… sox… um… sax… um…
Styx??
A littlol halp??? Six in jerman iz sechs.
Janet! U may hed to teh NB anytiem now.
and Maus, u go with hur!!
PLeez. Nawt tu encurridg dem!
it’s not encurragement!
it’s where ur sposed to go when u has, um, not maintaned dekorums!
Ai edmits, dey iz teetrin on de brinck uf dekorums… hau EVAH, aifinkso dey mite juss larf at dis an hed orf tu de NB wile laffin.
Mai udder harf bee lernin Jurmin wiv me at de moamint. Hee cannut get parst de ‘sechs’.. *sigh*
Q-bert iz a fun bideo gaem all based on a pyramid-ish arrangement uv hexagons.
u iz loco
wheez go no where
Teh weelz in teh cage goez round and round
round and round
round and round
Teh weelz in teh cage goez round and round
Awl thrue teh night!
and iz very irdatin cuz ai wantz sleep.
lolpiggeh is lost
BTW where is GP ? I has not seen him in a long time.
Aifink him iz suffrin frum RLS – him pops in wen him iz abul.
he has a bad attak ob Pleh Reel Lyf Sin drome an has been forsed to go to the GrimUpNorf ob TTI an re-enact Teh Full Monty, or sumfin lyk taht!
Ooo crumms! Dey haz tikits?
into the kitteh’s nip, ar yew?
I has never seen a wheel big enuff fer a ginnypiggeh. Sumhao, the immaje is disturbin.
Dat’s wye Ai thort it wuz a hamstur!
Don’t hamsters have mousey-type faces, but no tails?
I’ve never seen a hamster for real, only mices and guinea piggies, since we don’t (to my knowledge) have teh hammies in Oz … so I could be wrong. It does happen
Wen u aer in teh raes fur nawt sekund, u duzn’t haz tiem 2 fink mutch!
Ai fink it iz a pinnygig, nawt a hamstur – hamsturz haz liddle tayles, pinnygigz nuffin. Dat’s wye dey sai “Iffn u hawld a pinnygig up bai hims tayle, hims iis wull fawl owt”!
N hoo is dis ‘dey’ U sew speek ob??? hmmmm?
Ohai fickshunkitteh, well, dat iz me akchoolee!
Ohai annipuss, how U B?
OIC, IC, fanks fur xpanashun!
Ai be fyne, thx – sowwee fur teh dilai – had 2 go an kukk an nom mai dinnur.
’cause there aren’t any!
’tis bad for their little spines D: they aren’t meant to bend that way
i have two of my own and all the guinea-books say no wheels for the piggies!
Telll me I iz nawt crazy
Yew is nawt crazee. I told it to yew. Did it halp?
mai annilizt towld mii
ai wuz rite owt uv mai hed
he sed ai’d need treetmint
butt ai’m nawt taht eezilee led..
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…ooh shiney…
poor liddlol pinnygig shood lern to sleeps tight, praps he shood git into the vodkas tonite?
u wanna maek his pearints frantik? dey nawt noe wut tew dew!
I iz nawt crazy
Ai du nawt suffer frum insanitee.
Ai enjoys it beri mush, fankyoo.
Zing-boom ain’t it grate 2 B crazy?
I nawt teh crazee…
I jes been in a relee bad mood foar elebenty yeers!
**runs in an pounces on rhsb**
ohai how U iz?
Dunno, hammie, Ware did u fink u got 2?
Was there a bukkit there wen you arrives?
It wuz dis wunnermus plays, wiff cheez, aifinks.
We’re on a wheel to nowhere…
♫♫♫
Big wheel keep on turning
Proud mary keep on burning…
♫♫♫
♫♫ teh weelz awn teh bus go rownd adn rownd…
Rollin – Rollin – Rollin on de ribber…
I’d lyk ta heer sum funkee dixeelan
Purty mahma comman tayk me by teh han…
come an dantz wif yer daddy awl nyte lawng…
Sumfin abowt dat lyne jes sownz rong….
And…how did that make you FEEL, Mr. Pinnygig?
It mayd me feel free!
Lyk ai kud trabbel eneewares, wiff teh wind in mai hayrz…
dat is jst illooshun. pinnygigz does nawt trabbel. oly on teh weel.
Oh yer kwazy awight. kwazy as a brick howse rat.
Fanks, doc
I’d like to get a second opinion…
Ur fuglee too?
*Ba-bum ching*
Fanks, Red
No! U iz teh beyootimus!
I wuz jes sayin joak…
Adn ai wuz juss mirrorin mai “fanks, doc” frum above, but didnt refresh tu see maus had alreddy put in a punchlyn. Nuffin personal eever way, Red
♫She’s a brick—-house
Mighty mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out
She’s a brick—-house♫
**tries best Germin voyse**
Iz zownz lyk to me, piggeh, dat u iz teh tyred of veeling lyk u nawt goin enny-vare in ur lyf an vanna mebbe go in diffrint direkshunz?
Eder dat, oar iz awl abowt teh secks.
oar ur mommee
Ur Mommee wears socks?
Axually doc I dus offen wake up in a sweat after dreamin bowt sechs… sechs of corn and secks of wheet, and sechs of sunflowr seeds and reely big sechs of oats. Oh Beybee!
*Dr. voice* Mr. Judson I think you will need several years of very
expensiveintensive therapy to help you deal with this issue.Doctor I wanchew to nowe dat I have grappled wif reality, I have strived and struggled and wrassled wif reality and I yam pleezed to be here to tell you today that I have won owt over it. Cmon Harvey, let’s have a martini.
*giggolgiggolgiggol*
Putz on tee-are-oohh-eel-eel mask
I think is highly improper to make fun of people who suffer from mental illness. It is disrespectful and can cause them to refuse treatment because of your mockery.
Takz of mazk.
Eeuu dat makz iz smelli.
Fallz obber giggoling.
iz nawt mockeeng, iz encourigeeng, eben pinnygigs cahn bennyfit frum tawking tew sumwun bowt dere porblems an sew cahn wii. cept fer meh. cauz ai doan need itz. ai r nawt in denile. ai r fyne. noe, reely!
Ai knoes butt (snerk) ai cuddnt resist. As a mentalli illnezzed impayred purrson hoe haz heard dat carp fureber ai fell dat peppolz shud jess relask an enjoi da fun. Alsew, duz U haz on da babing soot, caus da nile iz wet.
{{{{BF473}}}}
{{{BF473}}} ai lebbed a noet tuu u onna profile.
Iz neever mocking nor enkooraging, is paraphrasing Jimmy Stewart in de moovie (I fergooted de name) talking to the pshrink and den going fer a dwink wif his invisibob whyte rabbit.
Harvey (1950)
*snerk*
Ai orijinulee reeded dat az “Gremlin” ravver den “Germin,” an wuz wundring why Gremlin wud talk wif a German accent.
Now tayle me liddlol piggeh…..witch wun of u went to teh markit an witch wun of u stayed hoam?
An wich wun went “Skweeeeweeeweeee! Tihs is no wai tu treet a phlonkais!” *Skwints iys* *apllys creem* *runsawaiwivakwikness*
Dat wud be teh wud dat wuz suppozd tu go tu teh markit, but stayd hoem eetin teh last ob teh pork skrachins insted.
An teh fudgy caek?
mor lykly pikLOLed heggs
mor lyk aneefing adn ebreefing, sept whut he wantsa cumplayn abowt.
Ai noe wich wun drank awl teh wadder….
You people do know that correct grammar and spelling is taking over the LOLsite…. this has to be same person, and s/he is FUNNY. LOFL!
LOLspeek has alwayz bin opshunul (well, depenz awn hoo u ask). Ai feel dat whatebber wurks tu ekspress ur creeaytibitee adn/oar add tu teh hyoomer is akseptibul.
yup, wot he sed!
ohnoooooooooooes! gramma be takin over??? i thot she still be doing time in da klink for running ober dat rain dear. better go tell Grampa …
I thowt teh reindeer runned obbur her?
no. wuz just big miks up. gramma did teh crym. nao she does teh tyme.
Ah, kai.
Poor grammy, just be wanting teh venisons or veals or whatebbur teh reindeers is, is all good
Yesh. On teh Krissmiss Eeb.
She gotted beddur.
Wow. That rain dear has a pretty gud lolyer ifn’ Gramma was teh prosecuted for that accsident. Another winning case for teh brang-back-from-teh-ded Jonny Cockran, mabye?
da CHRG dinna fit, so dey had2a kwit…
snerk
LOFL? Is that a new netspreviation?
Good grammar is overrated, methinks … noooooooose!
Ooh, a shiny *wanders off to play wit teh shiny*
I’ll translate for those who choose not to use proper grammar:
“Yew ppl due noe dat currect grammr n spellin iz takin ovur teh uniberse… Dis haz tu b saem persun, n s/hii is teh Funnee. LOLtypo!”
Currekt gramma and spellink taking obber? Crud I juss deleted spell check!
Shur! Howeber, duin dis at werk iz strongerly nawt adbized!
Opps!
Is funneh wen yous asserdently lolspeek wit peeps wat no has teh lolspeek, and dey looking at you real funneh liek you gots a booger up yur nose or summit
Erspeshly wen is a perfushnel type person wat has no idea wat yur saying, and thinking he/she should be calling teh mens in the wiet coats WEEE-OOOH-WEEE-OHH.
Guinea pigs don’t run on wheels. Hamsters do.
taht’s wy it wus such a straynj dreem!
Dis iz killin me… where iz dis capshun frum? A cartoon mefinks? Far Side?
Wwizzerd o’doz – teh verree end, wen Dorthy gets bak to Kanvas
Wayt! Wut?! Wehre did teh posh bint in teh big hat com form?!
Nope. I just made it up. But, I am very much influenced by the Far Side.
And, yes, that would be a strange dream for a Guinea pig.
No, pigweenies can sustain back injuries from wheels, as well as those plastic balls in which other critters run around. Pigweenies need to keep all four tiny paws on the floor except when they’re popcorning! WHEEEEEEEK!
yesh, pinny gigs run arownd in tehm plastik balls.
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or iz taht also teh hamshters?
They have those balls big enough to hold piggies, but they shouldn’t be used, as they have been known to cause broken backs in piggies.
Awww! Sweet widdle peeg!
Ginny piggeh needs syckia…..psssychi….mind dokter. Issues foar teh liddol rodentiats. Dey has issues. Eben mai kittehs hab issues…….
Blessyu! Heer, has a hanky!
woot! ohai {{{KCT}}}
awl kittehs hav issues, aifinkso! butt tehy prolly doan finkso
O Hai {{{{{{{{{Ambercat and bluesfan473)))))))))))) Ai dribing nao dooing it too! WOOT WOOT! Canna hab issues wen ya can dribe!
w00t! good to see you!!!!!!!! yay!
Taht iz teh awesum!!! Iz ur pooter problemz awl straited owt? Las tyme ai sawed ur heer teh ferapee peeps wuz nawt lettin u goe owt (meeniez). Ai hazza happee taht fings goin sew wel fer u naow!! *shmoo*
Gud to see you mary0spockn! Schmoooooo! Gud to be wif mai cheezfrens! bluefan473, Ai finks ai gonna frow teh pyooter owt sumwere but NAWT NICE. Ai gonna go to u and Hugh G Manatee a card. Ai been keepin bizzy.
ohai KCT how U iz?
Awl gud. Can dribe. Can wawks. Can Tawk. Can reed. Can rite! Gud! Heer ai cum to save teh day, Mighty Kitteh is on teh way! *Swwwwoooooshh!*
yay, Yay, YAY!!!!
*grabz KCT fer a happee danse*
step step kik an
shimmy shimmy shimmy!
an beeeeg finnish!! *jazz hands*
Dat’s awl gud! an gud 2 see u heer.
Kittehs ARE issues XD
By the way… LolPigs are not wheel creatures. Their spins are too inflexible and it’s not good for them.
Mebbe DAT iz wut happened tu owr beluvved GP. He weeld awai in himz dreem & nao duzzint noe where him iz.
Shall wii send a searching parti?
yesh, yesh! Wii shud send a
angree mobsearchin parti!I will bring da pitchforks and torches, umm, I mean, flashlites and lanterns!
Ohai guys — this is a Matt update…
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OK — this is what I know… the cells in the skin biopsy “look like” leukemia. But, it is unusual to see leukemia cells in the skin. So, on Thursday they are going to do another bone marrow draw and a bone biopsy. They will run genetic tests on the marrow and bone and see if it confirms what they see from the skin. Results from the genetic tests will be back next week, Tuesday or Wednesday.
So, keep you rfingers crossed!!
Hopin fur teh best fur Matt.
{{{Matt an Elsa-Mama}}} fingers, toez, eyez an ebreefing els crossed. Mai thowts an prayers r wiff u
{{{{{Elsa Mama & Matt}}}}}}
{{{Elsa_Mama and Matt and Family}}} I will keep you in my thoughts and prayers!
{{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}}}}}}} Ai kinda awn teh behine times but Ai pray for u! Matta, yor bebeh boi kitteh? Den Ai pray for him!
{{{Elsa_Mama & Matt}}} wishing u boff awl teh best.
rfingers crawssed x x x
thots an prayrs for elso_mama an matt!
yup. me too!!!
I don’t even know Matt, but I’ll be praying for him. That sucks!
O dis iz killinz me! Whut is teh caphsun frum? A cartoon mefinks? Far Side mebbe?
Nice photo of a tasty looking meal.
So cute, but guinea pigs don’t run in wheels.
Brilliant comment:
AWWWW. Just plain sweet.
Poor grinnypig finks he a hampster.
My diagnoses is identititty crisus!
Actually Soffy (RIP) was waiting patiently for her treaties and was always quite happy to lye on her back for photos!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bivoir/905026884/
I thinks this guinea iz ded…
eh.. cute, but guinea pigs aren’t supposed to run in those little balls or on wheels. :/ It breaks their backs.
But so cute anyway! -snuggles piggy-