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Happi birfdai 2 two_kittehs an Rodney Dill, may u bofe hab a happi day an mennee moar birfdaiz 2 follo dis wun!
Annipuss iz dribin her favrit Lundun Dubbul dekker bus. Din’t fink it wuz dat fast!!!
I lubs deh red Dubbul Dekker bus! I lubs riding on deh top deck.
but there’s no driver on teh top!!
mai annilizt towld mii
dat ai wuz rite owt uv mai hed…
Joni Mitchell ref FTW!
If dere’s no driver up top, how it go same place as bottom?
*whispurrz* Teh tawp an bottum aer joynd 2gevver!
sure sure… next u’ll tell meh dat deh bus dubbent ackshully eat peeples but lets dem awf at other playsez.
Iffn teh driber iz in a gud mood, he mite let peepl get awf!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~happi burfdae!! a hoemaed burfdae caek- wachout…it be fallllllllllllin apartz…
*wanderz off wifout turning off “strike”
oh, adn i be rollin in on a dessert carte. publik transplort be on strike…dux that mean we has to wate in line for desserts??is purty MaryO, fankie
fanks Annipuss!
RAYCE TALLEE
annipuss ~ Driving her favrit Lundun Dubbuk dekker bus.
parrothead ~ in hur amfibeeus speeedbowt, wif a red an yellolow an green glitteree paynt jawb wif dansin parruts awn the bak.
skwirrlgrrl wif hur conga dansing skwirrls, apprentlee slyding in awn a huge mowntain ov paypurs
Maus maeking reelee giud taim anw foot dragging sum clooless looserz behind him
bellie hoo just cayme baring burfday wishes
gremlinflying in awn Ruby, hur ruby-throated hummingburd
gammacat, hoo seems to hav rayced in a big shinee box
sweetpea, hoo staggured akross teh finish lion carrying a ginormaus hoammaed burfday caek (wif canduls)
bluesfan73 flieing in onna gyant parsayle wif neon letterz spellin owt Happee birfdai
nyghtwind in a buggy drawn by 2 whyte horsies waring plumes on dere heds and doin de ohai step prancing to de beat of de birfdau song.
BOM_MOMME inna 1918 by-playn, painted bryt red an riting Hoppi Burfdae tu uze all ober da ski.
prysma-kitteh inna kitteh bed wif prisms hanging awl arown teh edge, an teh kitteh bed floats onna rainbows tehy making, wif Eva an Cory riding along
An ai hoep ai hazn’t left enewun out.
And Ai wud laik to add mai own Happeh Burfday wishes to two_kittehs an Rodney Dill.
An a littlol note to ebreewun. Ov corse it iz best to bee heer at teh start, becuz it iz reelee kwite egg sighting!!
But – yoo can still enter – at ENEtaim – just bring teh burfday greetings an say waht yur transport mode iz. SJ/martoonie once cayme a day layte abord a giant snail!!!
an booklion, arriving awn hur big winged lion, gliding into Cheezland wif wings spread to catch the breezes an wif a flurry of little flaps, maeks a neat touchdown near two_kittehs.
catslave Ridin a Dawg sled wif wheels insteadt uf teh runners, pulled bai an eleben goggie dawg team warin special partee hats.
PootyTat in a super, dark matter injected, zero carbon footprint, crystal-studded satellite dish receiver and sled, taht wudn’t start at furst!!
AN
Nennepus roaring in, in m hur Astin Martoonie (shaken nawt sturred) Advantij – TTI green, ov corse.
Karen hoo caem in teh slo baot to China
4point5kittehs hobbling in, not awn 2, butt on 1 crutch onlee!
AND A CORRECKSHUN!
belliecayme awn a windmill, but gotted blown a bit auf corse.
fanks Janet! We wented to a concert by Burning River Brass yesturday
I loved it, tho I is an illiterate where classiklol musik is concerned, it was
purty gud!
Ai’m glad to heer yoo had such a gud taim awn yur burfday! {{{{two_kittehs}}}}
yesh dat ar troo but it would be good if knew more. Where can I start
does U has a suggestion?
Quantum mechanics I unnerstand but musik seems like magik to me
LOL!! fur mee, it iz just teh otter way around!
Let mee think about ware to start. Purrhaps Mary O an ai can haz a class???
sure JCH4K and MaryO teach musik appreciation
Where does I sign up?
*queus up behind 2_K in the enrollment line*
Ai shud brush up on my classiklol music knolidj tu – even if we sing kwite a bit of it in mah choir!
Happiiz tuyu boaf!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Happee burfdai tu two_kittehs an Rodney Dill!
Parrothead haz arribed furr the rayce inna speeedbowt dat majiklee wurkz awn land tu! An amfibeeus beehiklol. It haz a red an yellolow an green glitteree paynt jawb wif dansin parruts awn the bak. Tudai, furr dis speshul burfdai rayce, ai hab attached streemers dat sai ‘Happy burdai two-kittehs!’ an ‘Happy burfdai Rodney Dill!’
Awlsew, furr the partee ai hab bringed frosch shwimpees an margaritas furr eberreewun!
fanks Parrothead, I lubs Ur speedboat!
HAPPY BIRFDAY TWO_KITTEHS!!!
I has taught the skwirrls to do the conga for ur birfday!
*a line of skwirrls comes in from the side*
*conga-ing as they go*
*one stops and puts a partee hat on two_kittehs*
*another hands hur some acorns*
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Oh sry! Silleh skwirrls, they think everyone likes the same thing they do!
The hat looks gud on you tho!!
*takes the acorns back*
*brings owt a big choklit caek*
Here, much better, ifinkso, yes??
Hope u has a grate day!!!
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And HAPPY BIRFDAY to RODNEY DILL too!
Have sum caek!!
**klappity klappity fur conga-ing skwirrls**
Dere tayles are sew mush purteeur den teh yewshewal conga ratz!
well I wuz a littlol behind, so I just climbed to teh top of my mowntain of papers I has here, and slid down it all teh way here!!
dat wuz quite a purrformance!
Is that Ur grandma’s applol cake?
It ar berry delishus
there u is!
oh my, no, was just choklit, but we can has applol caek too!!
{{two_kittehs}}
how was ur actual birfday yesterday??
It was fun! We went to a brunch, den a concert after lunch
den quite din din at home wid white wine we had picked from last week’s farmer’s market, wuz gud.
Talked to frends and various fambly members.
Happee burfdai tu two_kittehs an Rodney Dill!
fanks Maus
Sry was not more elaborate. IRL syndrome…
not a problem, is dongles bothering U again?
Not this time. Clueless Lusers today…
{{{{{{Maus}}}}}} Taht’s reelee tuff! Ai’ve bin there – az hav moast ov us, ai guess! Wai aren’t WEE in charj ov teh whirrld?
Ai know! We dont want to bee! We just want to doo ar jobz wiffaut teh Clooless Loozer getting in teh way.
r u in mai offyc?
I dunno. Are your lusers so bad that they couldn’t find a clue in the clue field wearing clue pheromones during clue mating season?
Wow! Nao dat izz klu-less!!!
BTW, havin tu put up wiv “brilliant” stoodents alla day lawng an den havin tu come in tu teh langwidge centurr in teh ebenin fur anotter tree owers an havin tu chek up awn teechurrs tu cee ifn dey comes tu class awn thyme an an an aargggg…
*sigh* Ai lubz mai jawb!
“Maus in the clue field with sharp wit”
Iz there reelee a liszt???
*sumone *should make one, a la Teho’s binglol gaem…
We cud do it!!!
Ai can haz missin Teho?
In your oraface? sounds fun
[pea ess: i know i have seen some rilly funny ones in various freds, including sweetpea wif tendrils 0 doom, but i duzn't hab dem bukmarke'd]
Hooray! Happeh burd-day to 2K and Rodney and enny uther cheez-peeps hoose beeg day is today!
Woot woot! Hooray!
ohai gremlin!!
gess wut? I just survived my furst backpack trip!!!
Hooray for yoo! We went bakpakking here over teh weekend. Guess hoo forgot to tayk along her tent! *looks sheepish, rubs toe in teh grownd* Lukkily mah huzbing had hiz bigger tent along, and he offerd me shelter. Teh wether wuz teh gorjus! Sunshiny and warm!
Did yoo has fun? Hao did it go?
it went gud!! it was warm enuf, a littlol cool at nite tho.. we had several creek crossings which was the interesting! but my back feels fine, not sore all cept a littlol in my legs!
but but but.. now I has to get a noo sleeping pad, and maybe a camp chare…
lukky ur hubby let u in his tent, rite? LOL
And aym riding on Ruby, mah ruby-throated hummingburd. We is wayring owr swetters and sum britely cullurd rayn geer today. We rayces throo teh rayn drops to bid yoo a happy day!
I provydes sum fancee shwimps in sordid shwimp dishes in honor of teh okkayshun!
*passes trays of fancee shwimps awl arownd; kwikly noms a few shwimps mahself*
Mah wish: May yor yeer ahed be blesst, and full of every gud thing yor hart desires!
fanks Gremlin! fur birfdai wishes
Yor welkum! I has to run but will try to czech bak in laytur!
*zooms away in a blur of brite cullurs, with steed’s wings aflutter* ZOOM!!!!
Happee birfday 2 all the burfdee peepz !
fanks bellie
ai was travelling by windmill, but it blew me teh other way before ai could type another word
happytayle birfdais tew two_kittehs an Rodney Dill!!!!!
ai has nommy scones and tee in sordid flavers for nomming.
an for this wundermous dai, ai has a big shinee box for both of yew!
an in the big shinee box is a magiclol camera that takyes purrfect pikshurs of kittehs or goggies (or otters) tew makey LOLs that are full of win an awsum!
{{two_kittehs}} {{Rodney Dill}}
fanks gammacat fur wishes, scones and tea, and deh purrsent
*fliez in onna gyant parsayle taht haz neon letterz spellin owt Happee birfdai Rodney Dill an 2-kittehs*
Happe dai tew u boff!!!
fanks blues fan!
BTW, Aifink a splort warnin iz needid fur dis lol!
yesh yesh yesh!! ai almost skweee’d when I saw it (not good for corporate image!)
tehy iz teh otterlee adorimable!
*splort*
*gushieness*
teh “aww” faktor iz bery much wid dis pikchur, aifinkso!
*sweep up brianfire’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
fank u, annipuss. teh hawt choklit, blankie and choklit possum helped meh.
nekx tyme ai ware teh purrtektib gogglez!
All togehter now “Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww”
*double splort*
Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, magicgravy. *comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd) *sweepa sweepa sweepa magicgravy’s braynes into a neet pile* *rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur* *scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee* *jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone* *applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)* *taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp* *tukka tukka tukka magicgravy in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee* *givs magicgravy a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling* *stands bak to luuk at werk* … Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.
happitayl birfdais tew teh uhffektid partees, an wut a cyuut pikshur foar teh sillybrashuns!
ai wud lyke to add mai burfdae greetings – OHAI! HAPPEE BURFDAE!!
an best wishes foar a happee yeer ahed!
fanks j2k an tessm
hapitay burfdai to two_kittehs adn rodney dill!~
Ai haz cum to de partay in a buggy drawn by 2 whyte horsies waring plumes on dere heds and doin de ohai step prancing to de beat of de birfdau song.
fanks nyghtwind, Ur buggy is awesome
awf topic, if yew lyke seein bebbeh peragrine falcons, and don’t mind watching feeding time
the falcons on the PG&E buildin in SF have three chicks!
www2.ucsc.edu/scpbrg/falconcamera.htm
Teh bestist uv birfday wishis tu two_kittehs an rodney dill!!!! Hav a nawsum day an a yeer full uv WIN!!!!
fanks p-k!
how is deh dubble trubble in Ur home?
Eva haz graduatid tu teh floor, which meens her hunt ebreefing an <ebreewun
Mai apartmint be enuff uv a mess her finding much tu pl.ay wif taht nawt normalee kitteh-toy — donut wurry, we superbise!
Cory did gud at skool tuday, him waz a big hit, inclooding inna frunt hall — nawt juss classmaets!
Tehy bof be duin awsum, ai juss gotta get teh tiem fur a blog updaet! Sumhao!!!
ohai prysma!! how is you??
I has half my brane still hanging owt from lukking at Cory video! OMCC!!!! NO WARNINGS???
That shud be rated SS for sooper splort!!
Iz gud fing yu nawt abul tu see him ryte nao, tehn, him sownd asleep lyk teh cyootist lil bebbeh roo.
Ai gots tu du sum stuffs, cannawt stay.
PrincessOfChaos gunna be heer tihs afturnoon! *dansdansdans* Iz gud fing her unnerstands abowt orphlings an whai teh playse luks lyk a, lyk a, lyk a, lyk a reellee reellee messy apartmint!!!
*hedbonks*
*purrs*
Ai nawt see yu enuff laytlee!!!!
Hoppi Birfday 2_kittehs an Rodney Dill.Sorri dis ai is late to da patree, ai jess gotted back frum Dr. Tinycat hoo sayz “Yebash U haz da simus inflecshun, take all des pilz an stai outa da windz.
Ai haz cummed inna 1918 by-playn. Painted bryt red lukz lik da own da Red Barron flyed aginst Snoopee. Ai haz ski writted Hoppi Burfdae tu uze all ober da ski.
fanks bm? iz U deh red barron?
oops no question mark on fanks bm necessary.
my lack of punctuation skills let me show U dem
Pleh. Get beddererer suun, an taek AWL teh pillz!!!! {{{{{bom}}}}}
Oh, um… ai ‘riving a lil late, inna kitteh bed wif prisms hanging awl arown teh edge, an teh kitteh bed floats onna rainbows tehy making. Eva-teh-diva be batbatting at teh prisms, making teh floating wobblol a lil, an Cory-teh-marsoopial be in hims sling peeking owt.
DIS IZ NAWT A TEE-ARE-OOHH-ELL-ELL
AI REPRRT DIZ IZ NAWT A TEE-ARE-OOHH-ELL-ELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sumwherez on uuuutub iz da full bideo of da sweeteez. dey be flootin around an looses fipper holed ovvver an dey slowwlee floot bak togever holdin da ovver filpperz. Iz beri splortishus. Pleez to wayr ur CHRG(wdoi)
hawpee burfday two_kittehs adn rodney dill. ai hoep u gits awl da pressints dat halps u 2 bees hawpeh… but eben moar ai hoeps u bees adn stais helfe adn habs lawts of fun in yer libes {{{two_kittehs & rodney dill}}}
fanks siobhan fur Ur gud wishes.
Oh noes! I got distrakifyed an missed da race! My ADD I haz shown you it. Happytayle Birfdai to the birfdai peeps n e wai!! I hopez you haz a gr8 day an a wondermus yeer!
There “otter” be a law….
Happy burfday tu Rodney an two_kittehs!!! Mannee heppy rerunz! May yu hav an otterlee deeliteful day an year ahed!!!!!
fanks AfriCat!
*Big winged lion glides into Cheezland, wings spread to catch the breezes, then a flurry of little flaps for neat touchdown near two_kittehs.*
Ohai, two_kittehs! Happy Birfdai!!!! For you, I offers a cherry red cowboy hat, because you look so grayte in red. It iz a magiklol hat, and when you r back n graddy-ate skool, it intensifies yur alreddy gud thinkifikayshun abiliteez, so yu will always be teh top ov yur classes. It also absorbifies red ink, so yr finances will always be in teh black.
{{{{two_kittehs}}}}}
fanks booklion fur deh wishes and deh hat, that wuz berry thotful!
Yu r welkom! I hopes yu r enjoying teh arrival of spring. No more snowy stairs to slide down.
yesh! I went down those stairs again last week and I thought of you!
Are you coming this way any time soon?
Not in teh neggst few months. May iz olreddy pretty bizzied up…but hu noes whut teh summer will bring?
Happy burfday tu Rodney an two_kittehs! I see leftovers eberywhere, but most of the good stuff is gone – sowry I wuz so late!!
I had truble with my super, dark matter injected, zero carbon footprint, c rystal-studded satellite dish receiver and sled!
fanks P_T, fur deh birfdai wishes
will deh dark matter absorb me?
I has a scared.
Itz highly esper..ecksp..classi…itz not been tested, so….that’s why I’m standing waaaaaaay ober here…it shud be fine, in theoree…
HOppy Bird day to awl!!
Iz Ridin a Dawg sled wif wheels insteadt uf teh runners. Iz pulled bai an eleben goggie dawg team. Teh goggies hab special partee hats awn.
fanks Catslave!
stoopid stoopid stoopid… Ai is being moduratid… why? why? why?
Hippo burds eyes two ewes Two_kittehs and Rodney Dill!
Ai comes roaring in, in my Astin Martoonie (shaken nawt sturred) Advantij – TTI green ob corse – verry verry layte tu de party…
Ai has brouhtid de martoonies an olibs!
fanks Nennepus! is U, James Bond?
uhum – well at least de JB-wannabee… akshully – ai just want his car
nawt hims job!!!
Did u have a gud b-day yesterday??? was the show gud? an dinner tu?
Ink Wired mynds – inkwire!!!
It wuz good, I has answered upfred deh queshunz Uz has aksed.
JB’s car and himz gadgets is cool. want!
Happee Birfdai 2K and RD.
Ai taked teh slo baot 2 China. Bedder laet dan neber.
fanks Karen, did Uz seez any pandas in China?
HAPPI BURFDAI TWO_KITTEHS AN RODNEY!!! Eye sew sorri eye misseded teh race. Eye haz teh car tudai, butt not tomorree. Sew eye had tu git awl uff mye errundz dun tudai.
{{{{two_kittehs, Rodney}}}} Eye wish u menni moar wundermus birfdaiz!
Happeh birfdai frum mii too!!! Sowree ai’s laet – ai is hobbling in, not awn 2, butt on 1 crutch onlee! Yippee!
Bestest wishes for manee manee moar!
oh dk fanks, how is Uz?
Gud, fanks!
Ennee speshul plans for dis ebening?
*pownses on DK*
Ohai! Glad to hear ur down to one crutch!
*DK falls to grouwnd, bowled ovur bai teh enthus… ensuth… intus… teh forcefulness of Leeza’s greeting. Luks arouwnd for taht sekkund krutsch.
O fanks Tribble! I needs to tawk to Uz bout Ur birfdai. Does U has a minnit?
Hippo birdies Rodney and 2 kitties! Missed de rayse- luks like fun wuz had by awl! I haz RLS
but at least ai haz a job….oooh, dots!
ai knos hoaw u feel luvscatsva, ai fink uv awl teh tymes ai wished ai dint haz tew goe tew wurks, naow fings nawt luukin sew gud itz moar lyke ‘OMCC pleez let meh keep goin tew wurks’
Fankies, BF. Az soon az ai haz a snak, aiz gonna go swim laps. Swimming laps maeks meh happitayl.
Ai will be bak laydur.
Happitayl Birfday, RD & 2K! Ai hoep ur gettin awl teh stuff & teh luv u wanting!
yesh ns fank U
Hoppi burfdaiz RD and 2K!! Sorri sooo lyte, i gitted stuck in RL!
Is ok 3km, fanks fur deh wishes…
Duz yu hav biig planz fur teh dai?
Akshully birfdai wuz yesturdai and I hadz a gud tyme
teh cheez celebreshunz is today, so more peeplols could make it
Hoppi belyted then!!! Glad yu had gub burfdai!
Otterrrrzzzz!!!!
*SPLORT*
O noze! nightshayde is down!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Stoopy WP. Ai thanked u & den WP put mah fankies unner anuvver post. Ai haz a confuzzled.
Anyway — off to teh pool, ai go!
Hapee burvdays to 2kittehs and to Rodney Dill. I’m racing in on a Galapagos tortoise – dat’s why Ai’m so late!
dey is purty an so big fanks fur deh good wishes Q
Aw, heck, ai had to miss teh partee — stoopy RL agin. Teh race looking liek mush funz! Ennyway, teh happitaylest uv birfdays to 2kittehs an Rodney, an menny moar to yu bofe.
I want to rub their belly =3
tatz so cute!!
Iz luv tat pic
to people who don’t get it, its a satire of limp bizkit’s album, significant other
Happi berf dai gang! I iz layt ‘koz ai wuz walkin’ but singing to meself”…long way home Long way home long way hooooooommmmmmeeeeeeee” I hab gud tiem, sorry i missed the party, plz to have dink of watur and a quickie place to sitz foe i must to go to bedz? kthnx.
I iz aways missn d partiez! SIGHS!
i took this photo at the aquarium in vancouver in november of 2006. you can also see it referenced at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enhydra_lutris.
thanks for using my picture. my wife and i love lolcats.
take care,
joemess
BOOOOOOO!!!! Very funny aktuly
Significant Otters livz in Iowaz.
lol if they make a shirt out of ur lol u know its good
so beutiful