Although his family
Although his family were quite academic… Joe had always been A bit special…
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ai iz kwite confortubble akshullee
Kwyt comferbul indeed, sittin awn top ob teh ty!
Consinkulashuns! Drinks adn sillybrashuns?
o yesh plz, sumfing to maek mii fergit iz mundai tewmarroh, pleh
Ai gotz sum tekillya adn margareeta mix in teh frij.
*gets owt iys adn blender – whirr-whirr*
*puts owt picher adn glasses*
Adn sum fresh lymz frum teh tree. Halp urseff!
*swigs down a few glasses adn joins kitteh in sink*
ooh yum, fanks…
*fawls obber awntew flor*
juz wut ai needz foar tewmarroh!
*piks up jk2kitteh*
*putz hur awn teh comfee faynting couch wif teh silken pillos taht we got frum AfriCat.*
Ai think, if yoo ar going to be drining teh margareetahs, yoo shud maybee bee sitting sumware reelee comfee! They can pak a PUNCH!
Mai Ant Margareeta cuud shurr pak a punch,,, Ai m’nember wun tyme wehn ai borked her fabritt vase, adn shee punched meh intu teh neckts cowntee.
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OHAI JANET!!!!{{{{{JCH4K}}}}
Oh woozled!!!! {{{{{{{woozled}}}}}} HAI!!! this is so stranj!!! Ai wuz just reeding a pikchoor frum a long taim ago – mite hav bin neer teh 3 tigurs in teh tub – an yoo were there! An ai thot. . .where oh where haz woozed bin??? And. . .heer yoo ar! MAJICK!!
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Ar yoo bak fur a wile? Oar iz it ai hoo hav bin just missing yoo? Ai’ve bin traveling a lot, an awn Wendezday ai’m awf to Heidelberg fur too weeks! So ai prollee won’t be abul to bee heer much then.
But it iz so nice to see yoo!!! Maeks me smyol!!
O, itz Hai-del-lol-berg, JCHXK! ist wunderbar fur yoo! I has a happeh 4 yoo (an a leeeeetel jell-us, too) habb a sehr wunderful tyme!!!
KK
*Waves floofy pawz tu deh eest!!
Oh Hai Janet & Kitkay!!!
I awlwayz think dat “Heidelberg” sowndz like yodeling. I dunno y. I hopez u haz deh funz!!
*moar furryus wavingz
> Ar yoo bak fur a wile?
Darnded ifn ai noe. Ai haz bin keepin up on teh picher lolz, butt haz just nawt bin poasting… nuffing too sai, reallee. Butt ai sawr an noppertoonitee foar a bad joak adn you, soe haow cuud ai pass taht up?
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>heer yoo ar! MAJICK!!
*buffs nailolz awn shurt* Ob coarse. Did you nawt now taht itz ‘woozled’ az in “We’re orf 2 see teh Woozled, teh wunnerful Woozle ov Awz… Wee heer hee iz a wiz ob a wooz, if ebber a Wooz tehre wuz…”. (Ai wood putt teh littlul singee noats here but ai doo nawt noes the ASCII coads)
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Hoap joo haz a guud trip to Haidlolzburg… doant getz in enny dualz wif tehm Haidlolzburgerz.
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*!?!?!?!* Haidlolzburgerz? *!?!?!?!*
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Iz a Haidlolzburger lyke a cheezburger, oanlee wif oompah und schnitzlol und beer??
Fank yoo muchly. Iz at wurk rite nao. Grately in need of margareetas.
Kitteh iz resurching sink topologees. Beri sigh-en-tiffic.
it has itz haiz an lowz…
Ohais, shirley. Adn teh lowes ownli eggsist tu assist belly-rubs.
It was always sink or swim wif him.
Duz swimmin in teh sink kownt as boff?
He’d alwais bin a drayne on teh famblee.
Wat are yoo basin ur statemint awn?
Y duz I haz a sinking feeline??
Coz teh punz aer flowing in. I’d betta plug myne bifoar tey’re awl drained off.
congrats u beet meh to it
*heddesk*
Dis is mor, buttsink, ifinkso.
Iffen he duzzen’t get snorgled suun, he’ll hab a sinking feeling, for sure, ifinkso.
but his branium cells wuz alsawy on tap.
Wanna getz wet. Heer awn mai tummeh.
uh-huh. ryt nao wyl aiz dreemin.
Otah, otay … *goez tu NB*
NOOO!!! Teh water burns!
Corm-graduations, LCB and jk2k!
*stayjes Bollywood danse number*
(Iz making teh curry for dinner)
*joyns in bollywood danse number*
yesh, is still going on
tehy lastis furreber
an is sew funn!
teh orinj wuns are teh speshullist.
I fawt dehy wuz deh “speshul”!!
O hai, yore majesty!
yoo hassa korrekt! dey bee berry space-shell. hab a nyse orangy kitteh gurl; i always wunted won, an ai gotted hurr off ob krag’s list.
Yoo guiz no teh anymial righter “Temple Grandin”–sheez a sigh-en-tist hoos awlso autistic–she sed in her chapter about kittehz (in hurr last too buchs) taht teh orinj wonz tend too be berry swete butt awlso skidish (they spook easy), ai fink. Dats how my liddlol organy tiger gurl is. N E buddy else notice dat wiff dare orangy kittehz?
Most speshulyze in poyzin, thow.
Donut wurree Joe, I iz teh “odd” wun in my famlee, too.
An I donut gib a hairee ratz behyn.
But wud yew gives a hairy snorgly kitteh belleh, such as teh wun on offer heer? Snerk! But I knos whut yew meen. The caption is jus a little jugmental the wai peeps sumtimes ar about fokes who tehy don understan. Joe luks purfectly happi to me, an he had pinky toe pads. Surely dat shud be enuff!
Yes, dat is enuf fer me!
Nebber laikd taht yoos ov teh werd “speshul.”
Duz it maik me a bad pursun becuz Ai wantz 2 turn teh fawcet on?
We awl wants tu, moggyfan. Whut matters is if u duz it.
*turnz awn fawset*
I’ve hurd uv turning on a dime……….
Teh fawcit gibs owt a streem ob catnip oil adn tuna juice.
tehy may be smarter, but i haz fownd teh sekrit to happyness
anom tu dat – go fur it kitteh!
Butten den dey AREN’T smarter, coz happy iz teh sikrit ob awl ree-awl-it-tea.
*sniff* Ai think ai haz found it, too. But ai cant hav it.
Ai no iz nawt kewl 2 bash, bot it shood b “family was” oar awl oud lolspeek
WWWWWWWWWWWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Sumwanz bintu “CATSINSINKS.COM”!!! lol!
whut makes yoo fink taht?
LOL I iz teh onlee wun in mai famlee to nawt go tu college. Wen teased abouts it I reminds dem taht Ai iz teh onlee wun smart enuf to leeve West Virginia. They got no responze tu taht!!!
hee hee
Hee hee indeed!
Mai fatthur dint go to colleej eether, but he wuz wun ov teh smartest an best edumacayted men ai ebber noo!
Ai tink dis kitteh had to much catnip!!
Were can I get catnip on tap?
Ohai jd! I don’t bleeve we’ve met.
Ohai ETP! I’m teh lokal mad sientist.
Kitteh fyndz cumfee
inz mennee wayz. Nawtz awll ubs
demz habz 2 maykz senss
Kitteh wuntz 2 feelz
smoov Boalz kewl awwwlll ober himz
bakk. Haow elss diss wurkz?!!!
Kitteh awll cummfee
coazee, eeben if hims lukkz
unncumfurtibbill
Kitteh awll setz up
4 jentill belleh rubz dat
himz no canz reesistz
Jack.
Berry nyce JD!
WoW, JD, yoo seams too git insyde ob teh kitteh hed an nose how hii feals!
Dat’s coz Jack iz a kitteh adn part ob teh Kitteh Psychic Network. Adn a superb powit. I still finks ICHC adn Jack shud wurk on a buk ob powtry, wib a selekshun ob lols adn Jack’s powms underneef.
Testing testing 123.. I can has smilols?
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Ohai, ETP!! u kin finding awl deh wierdpress smileez on deh
Cheez Town Cryer.
OHAI cweenmj! Ai hope yoo ar still up!
Ai just notissed, wehn ai wuz luking at teh CheezTownCryer, taht teh place ai gave yoo fur gibbocat’s website awlso needz teh w w w, so peepl hoo want to go need awnlee klick awn it! LOL!! Insted ov having to copy an payste! OH!! Waht a werrld we liv in!
Bur frum personal egg sperience, ai know taht ai am moar laiklee to go sumware if awl ai have to do iz “klick!”
Hey there JCH4K! Howz thangs todai?
Hai there PootyTat! YIKES!!! That’s hao things ar going!
Got a lot dun taht must be dun befoar ai go. . .but so much left to doo!
So ai thot ai’d taek a littlol ICHC brake to gib mee teh strenght to go awn!
So when do you leave? Will you have inet access when you get there?
Wednesday evening. Ai’ll hav sum, ai think, but probably not a lot. Just because I’ll mostly be out visiting lots of friends.
O hai, Janet!
I hoaps ai isn’t to layte to wish yoo a gud tyme! It bee nyce to C frens!
Lub,
KK
How adorable is dis?!
*SPLORT*
OMAICC!! Kitteh_Kat_Celia! Yoo’ve bin down heer fur neerly an our!!!
*wheelz out teh CC*
An yur luking pretty good, akshoolee!
*taeks brume an dustpan an littlol YELLOW bukkit*
*Sweep sweep sweepity sweep sweep*
*Slydes teh braynes carefully into teh bukkit*
PLOOP ploop ploopity ploop!
There – awlmost all bak in yur hed – *scoops last littlol brayne cells out*
*pat pat pat pat* *tuk tuk tuk tuk*
Awl nice an smooth again! *putz teh boens bak in playce*
SNAAAAAAAAPP awn teh CHRG(wdoi)
There!! All dun!
Heer – yoo can lai sit down heer next to jk2kitteh heer awn teh faynting couch. An heer iz a sawf silken pillow to rest yur hed.
An teh sawft – pink fur yoo, ai think – cheezpeeplmap blankee. An. . oh luk – ai haz sum leftober choklit bunnies! These shud maek yoo feel WAY bedder in no taim!
*pokes her tuxedoed furred head out from teh pinky blankee* Ty, JCH4K! AI hope to feel bedder soo….
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Did you say choklit!?
look at them harbles
Kitteh wus tap dansin – an fell in!
butt (snikr) he ment tu du that – uhum – yepp – he surely did!…. ooh dots!
aw, deez uptite intelekshul types whut don leik artistik types!
Joe fell daown go BOOM! Hee hee, silly Joe!
not kwite Kitteh Bojangles yet…
I nawt second tort taht were mai kitteh, but them’s teh wrong taps. All aprikot marmies r nuts, aifinkso.
Hotel Guide kitteh is not going to give this suite four stars.
Nemo seyz drains leed to oshen.
*His family WAS
uugh.
lllllooooollll!!!!!!!! i love this!! dis going on my facebook…
I’m the special one of my academic family xD
wouldn’t it be “his family WAS quite academic”? lol, talkin about academic, and then it’s incorrect. lol.
da best. Keep it going! Thank you (added by Mobile using Mippin)
THATS FREKIN HALLARIUS!!!!!!!