
well u haz no polypz just sum skittlez
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well u haz no polypz just sum skittlez
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: LOLsnowshoe
now turn ur hed and koff plz
Snerk!
concatulations! um, i m guessing you no want skittulz fur sillybratin…
um, fanks, rly, but thats ok!!
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maybe sum M&Ms tho….
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ohay!!
Remember that on teh next LOL, at 12 pm EST we is cellabrating two_kittehs birfday!!
With a RACE!
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Rools:
1. as soon as teh lol posts, teh race is on. Object: to be teh first to wish happy burfday to the burfday gurl!
2. then reply to ur own commint wif what u raced in on! Lolephant, magik carpet, etc.
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and I was thinking maybe a picnic wud be fun…but as long as we has caek it’s all gud!!
skwirrlgrrl – today iz Rodney Dill’s burfday, too.
WOOPS!
take note everywun… two birfdays!!!!
pretty sure that skittles are benine
Proctologist kitteh haz a passion for his work.
GMTA — kitteh is proctolologist, aifinkso!
OMG itz teh raynboze!
rainbows poop kittehs?
not wite ones, ushally….
o, icy. shud be ornj kitteh?
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/04/i-poop-rainbows/
LOL!! Luk – they were tawking about skittls then, too!!
Kevin says:
December 4, 2007 at 6:11 am
Skittles. Taste the rainbow.
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lowly grunt says:
December 4, 2007 at 7:14 am
I have a new appreciation of skittles, now!
Dey can be rimoobed
an yew is a pain in teh
ooh – not reeleh wantid tu no dat…
do yu fink teh pineeaaatah jus stopt fast??
uhum – that is the onleh alturnativ ai cud manaj tu think of… enny otter alturnativ is just so disturbing!
dat is wus an non-intenshonul-accidental accident dat is…
This is disturbing on sooooooooo many levels…
i really want a CHEESE BURGER
ai feelz lyke a reel horsies beehynd dewin tihs!
er izzit a lammas beehynd? iz hard tew tel!
Ooo. Durn. Nao I also has teh lamma song in mai hed. Cud this mornin get ani mor disturbin?
♫ Here’s a llama
There’s a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy Llama
Funny Llama
Llama Llama duck ♫
Schmoo! Ai lubs teh llllama song!!!!
Kitteh is getting in The Trojan Pinata…
Maus u has managed to make it even moar disturbing ifinkso!!
i can’t beleev someone just inturperted a Greek mith as a prophilaktek
O….I thot uf a funni afer reedin this…butt I iz nawt eben goin to go there….
Awwww… c’mon. Pleeeeeese?
Um…kkoff. Wun jus hopes teh kitteh uses propur protection inna known name brand. CHRG at leest.
Oh noeess!!! Ebreething ai wuz gonna say heer. . .it awl comes aut rong!!! Eben THAT!!! NUTHiNG taht wun can say heer iz enething butt. . .LOL!!!
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Ai go bak to werk nao!!
mai comments iz wurkin again!!!! HOORAY!
Walkum bakk!
conga cats chew laysis!
an welcum back!
*shampers from de last fred to Whiskers!!!*
Speaking as a guy of a certain age, waiting for the doctor to drop that particular hammer during a visit, can I just say: Ow.
*Snaps glove*
Oh, it’s not the glove. Been there, done that. It’s when he wants to send in a news crew with an HD camera and DVD burning equipment. Never mind the pointy ends…
Iz nawt jist fur boyz eeder, gurls hab tu du dis tu! Mai MomCat jist had it. Hur sayed Katie Kurrik kin hab it lybe on tellabishun awl hur wants, iz nawt fun!
Ai sea here awn teh kamra, yu hab sumfing stuk in yur froat…
Roto-Rooter, that’s the name…blah, blah, blah…
I always think of the old Sophie Tucker joke that ends with the punchline, “That’s great, doc, but can you look up my a** and tell me if my hat’s on straight?”
“Could you pleeze relacks again Mr. Johnnyface?” “I seem to hab misplaced muh watch”
pfthththththth – stoopie WP still no fixy teh abitarz – eggy inna commintz and rosy inna “whoz tawlkin” list.
An Ai still haz mai bonnit!
hav u tried to clear it all in eggsplorer as well as firefoxis?
ai has found dat it helps… deleeting de Cheezie cookies an all de cookies called Gravatar-sumfing…
Ai haz dun awl dat – teh regoolar abatar shoed up till affer Ai cleered mai cache fur teh sekund tiem 2 see sumwun elsis noo abatar!
wut???
Weird press… weirder an weirder…
unfortunatly – tath wut ai cud bring tu de tablol…
Shampers annywun???
Cweens shampayn and Janets caek were tu gud tu be leftid behind on de last fred…
*drags tablol inn wif all de goodies on*
♪keep on yer Eeeeeeeeeester bonnet♪
♪dah dah da dada da dadot…
don’t noe da werds to Irbings song
da eeeeeeeester paaaaaaaraed♪
*leeves lil eerwurm, wandurz off twerks☺*
Ai doan no iffn dis halps, sinse ai gotz da pleh Mac butt (snerk) ai has to log out ob grabatar, WP, ICHC Eat da cookies and scrub da chache DEN log outta da puter. Den I log intwo da puter, grabatar website, den intwo WP an den ICHC. Lotz of werk, butt (snerk) usualee does da job.
Adn u no has bonnit inna “who b tawlk’d” neether.
What’s polypz?
Dey aer smawl lumps dat shudn’t be dere an haz 2 be rimoobed b4 dey turn narstee.
I was diagnosed as having polyps in my nose a couple of years ago, and now have to take a nasal spray every day for the rest of my life *sigh* I’ve a feeling they’ve been there most, if not all of my life, and that’s why my nose doesn’t work properly (no sense of smell and can’t breathe through it). mind you, I can’t remember the last time I used the spray (probably last summer sometime).
*zooms in tu wayve*
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Nawt-sekkund class endid earlee so got a lil tiem fur studying.
Ohai frum prysma an teh powch-kittin Cory! (marsoopial kittin, whu gnu?
Gotta test in less tahn an owr… ai nawt so confidint abowt it. *sigh* Sleep, ai haz nawt had enuff!
At leest Cory bein preddy gud abowt coming tu skool wif me… eben if ai duz have jar uv kittin milk an stuff spred awl ober mai desk.
U bee doin fin onna test, U knoes ur stuff. Da bebbeh kitteh bee da gud luckluckluck ifnksew.
Ob-Gyn kitteh gibing an annual chekup
oar wus it proktawlogist-kitteh?!?
that is pawsible
I yam finking is a procto kitteh, udderwise the llama wood be onner back, hooves in stirrups, kitteh onna liddlol rolley stool taking the instroomints outta the frigerater.
bottoms up.
Ohai Nennepus! Sawry fur nawt replyin awn teh prebious fred.
Butt (hee) (berry apropo in dis fred too!) IRL interfeared az usumal.
oh – not tu wurries – ai jump back an forf from RL tu! silleh employer – wants me tu wurk for my wagies… harumph…
Dis luks lyk my baws…owayte, teh baws has hur hed up hur own but.
Iz scarree, ai nose. Forchewnuttlee, wif teh baws yu kinnawt tell witch end iz witch, sew nawt kwite sew bad.
Ohai ph, ai has herd teh repling to dis commintz iz ‘U needs a winder inslt…instaw…entris… putted in sew U can sing out’
LOL parrothead!!
Wate- is u me??
Wayle, ai am awfullee kyoot. Butt ai hab fevvers, an yu haz furr. Nao if we kud jist git rid ov teh bawsis, we’d be set.
ur skittlez luk gud.
jus keepz wurking owt n u b jus phine.
ai c u n 6 monfs, ‘k?
that parrot looks awfully happy…
Holy crap, I laughed at something on this site!
/done trollin
Dis seemz familiar 2 me… I keap seein lolz twies. Maybeh I shud tayk a brake frum voatin.
lollipolypz?
gud wun, eTX!
Thank you, thank you! That was my clever moment for the day.
Procto-kitteh!
Firm… smooth… no lumps… normal prostate.
Two beega hat… Ai haz wun!
I forgot my camera. We need pictures for future reference. Smile.
By teh look of taht donkey’s eye, id say he has discovured sensashuns he didnt know he kud have.
Goatse-kitteh, takes goatse to a whole new level!
I love this it is sooo cool!
I would LOVE to have this in a large poster!
nice lol a kats head stuck in a pineata but thats also sad at the same time.
Whats wrong wif teh skittlez?
this is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo……………………………. cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i luv this its head stuck in its buttoax
that looks excatally like my cat
it even has the spot in the exact same spot
Ai wuv teh kittai….. He is pwettee!
Duz donkee wike dat kittai stickin ‘is face in ‘is buttox???
must be uncomfutabull….
Wen ai saw dis won teh furst tyme, ai LOL’d sew hard ai thinx dat ai peed.
eeewwww! dis kitteh iz doin’ butt surguree on uh pinyatuh!
wat is polypz?