Oh, here’s your
Oh, here’s your problem … The computer is missing
kittehs gud at findin problumz.
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fix nao?
Congrats cc. Lukks liek we aer awl alown!
Akshullee ai wuz refreshin adn fawt teh cheezes wer layt.
Didnt sho meh teh noo lol till nao!
Congarats fur gettin fru!
fankiez, anni! iz teh “eva n cory” snogloabz inna ty booteek. wii awl ken havingz teh hawt cocoa oar teh chawklit martooneez fur teh sillybrayding.
Hawt chokklitt fur me, plz. Muss get 2 bed soon Ai haz a tyred. Lass nite juss as Ai wuz reddee 2 sleap, teh polees hoppikopter startid goin rownd an rownd oberhedd!
wuz dey affer u anni?
Cud be! A toorist wuz stopt fur takin a foto uv bussis an Ai haz dun dat mennee tiemz. (Iz nawt reelee ill eagul – teh polees wuz bein ober keen)
bussis nawt reely a beeg sekret r dey? haow straing taht sumwun wud bee stopt fer taikin a pixure uv wun.
dats b-cuz peeplz haz dun bad tings to da busses b-for, adn no-won wans to let dat happn agin.
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o, ai see, ai dint fink uv taht. ai gess ai nawt suspishus enuff fer teh tymes
O, annipuss! Ai m nawt aloan in tihs! Ai haz a mpathee furyu! It happunz heer tu, wiv grate regyoolarity! *SIGH*
Linux iz pinkwin, BSD iz a demon, we demandz a kitteh OS!
Ai noed sumfin wuz rong
Submit form CF-4-9 for parts
inn tripplecat
But ob kors! Adn propurrrly awfentikayted bai ur stoopeevyzrr!
Hooz awn bakashun fur teh negst free week-week-weeks!
nobuddy unnerstood a wurd dat he said, butts we had fun filling out teh forms and playing wif teh pencils onna bench dere…
… adn dey awl moobed ober awn teh bench.
Arlo Guffree ref, FTW!
*clappity clapp clapp*
fur AngelPlume!
Iz myne mizzin’ tew? hrmmmm
Nao, wade a minit, aye founz myne….. whew
Thort u must haz sumfing oar u wudn’t be abul 2 post a messij!
Dat muss b wat teh “I founded it” bumpber stikkers mean.
That’s one serious problem.
Srsly.
O Rly?
Iz u mocking meh?
Nah, I’m just teasin’ ya.
Having fun, that’s all.
Mock…yeah
ing…yeah
bird…yeah
Akshulee, mayks it moar simpul tu filling owt teh rekwest form, sins u needs te kumpleet pakij adn donna hasta itemyz teh partifikashun nummers.
Awn lyn 14b fill in “Has casing, sendz teh gutz”
U gets to teh core prolem.
♫ teh red wirez connekted tew teh bloo wire
♫ teh green wirez connekted tew teh yellol wire
♫ teh ticky tockz connekted tew teh orinj wire
♫ tahts haow wii
maik a bombzfix ur pooterYay! *clappitee-clap!*
plz put the missing computer back in kthxbye
Wit cheezburgrs plese!
Kin I haz friyz wif dat?
anna applol pi pleez?
I ordered fur-furs plz.
is et missing? or is it
INVISIBLE COMPONENTS
Hai Cheezpeepz!! kin u guezz wut I ben lukking at fur deh last ower oar so??
I givez u a hint: Wii iz in Laramie, Wyoming.
Mai sistur libs in Laramee wiff hurs famblee! Ai hasnt tawkd tu her resentlee so ai dont kno whut teh wevver is duin, but u kud wayv as u go bai!
Wii spent 4 dayz sitting in North Platte waiting fur deh storm move on eest.
O tahts jus nawt rite! Wii had sew mush sno tihs pas winnter, finlee gitin a few nyce dais inbetween teh rains. stil cowld at nyte tho, haz tew skrape teh winsheeld sum nytes affer wurks stil
Oh yesh, dey say dat Norf Flatte is …um…err… lovely, yesh, yesh,yesh. Itz loverlee di tyme ob da yeer. Luckee luckee cween!
Oh, but it wuz!! Well, wen it wuzn’t raining!! see?
YNGs?
YNGs wif cowboi hatz awn?
Oh, how I wish!!!
.
I givez u a nuzzer hint:
It b cold.
ahm gonna go owt onna limm heer adn say … sno.
YNGs wiv cowboi hats awn ridin horsis?
teh beeg Lincoln hed wif a cowboi hat awn?
I saw deh Lincoln hed, but it had no hat.
Now cowboy hat?
Why duzzn’t Lincoln lub Ahmerica?
wel, iz no wunder hez cowld tehn, wif noe hat awn!
U kno wat dey sai in MinneSnowta?
Iffs ur toes r cold – puts on a hat.
Shrinkage?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Itz SNOW!!!
* ° § ʘ ¹ ɸ ѫ Җ ӭ
eeewww!!
Ai’d ravver see teh YNGs iffen u doan mynd!
yup.
I duz not like deh snow!!!
Ack! Leeb it there, plz! Haz had enuff sno this yeer, and is finalee spring heer in Mini-Apples.
kthxbai
Oh, trust mii, I not gonna pik it up and hawl it arownd!!
Beeg bawl ov string?
*batsbatsbats* teh beeg bawl uv string
Oh noes!
Teh bawl ov string iz picking up speed!
Deh bawl ub string b rolling down JCH4K BulleeVard wif a kwikness!!
.
Run fur ur 9 livez!!!
pee inna flannik!
*tayks free stepz tu teh left*
… whoosh …
*chayses after teh trayling stringz*
Catputing power!
Cat++, now with even more commandstrings.
Lyk whut kynd ob commands?
adoptify (naym, temp/perm-flag)
byootify (locashun)
chaos (typ, area ob effekt, degree)
d…
Destruckshun (uv awl fings goggie)
Eet (ebreefing in syte)
Fly (fru teh howse)
Grabb (awl dangly fings)
H….
Hide (and go seek)
Interrogate (spyz)
J….
jump (hyt, degree ob trikkiness)
katupult (self/otter, distans, direkshun)
lollify (posishun, egspreshun, kapshun)
m…
Moar (Fud/sleepsh/yarn)
Nose (degreesh uf wetnesh)
Ohnoes (input konshant “notme”, “hedidit” or “Blamedog”)
Procrastinate (implement funcshun laterz)
Q…
CPU: Cat Processing Unit. With strings pipeline accelerator architecture
Ai repost frum prebius thred:
(ai hope teh linkees wurk nao!)
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Ohai!
Ai haz tu go du fings, so ai nawt haz tiem ryte nao tu putting teh gnu bideos in teh orphlings’ blogs. Ai will du update ASAP, but it myte eben be tumorro. Sowree!
Plz cud yu halp ennywun lukking fur tehse laytur tu finding tehm? plzkthx frum Prysma an teh bebbeh symbiotic BC.
Eva vs teh Green String
Eva vs teh Bloo Fevver Toy
Cory
WAIR PURRTEKSHUNS, TEH MANIJMINT NAWT RISPONSIBUL FUR TEH DAMIJ TU BRAYNS!!!
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in case linkees nawt wurk:
youtube.com/watch?v=Wc4cYxf6-QI
youtube.com/watch?v=60XFr8S8Hic
youtube.com/watch?v=lv1MImGVX7s
Oar, yu can go tu kittin blog an get teh link tu Seanya’s UToob channlol in teh links awn teh syde.
kthxbaktustudying
I will stik dis on deh Cryer.
Study hard!! Wii wantz u duing gud on ur tests. (wii noez u will)
Schmoooz.
O mai, teh bideos r ful uv awsum an win!! skweeeeee! fank u p-k!! Eva bee such a beeg gurl naow, sew braive an happee, awl fanks tew u an sean! kudos an shmoos tew u boff!
…teh string, nawt teh kamra, teh string!
LOL! …ai wuz juss moobin in fur mai klos-up, mawwwm.
Taht be mai lil bebbeh-diva.
Fanks, Yur Majestee! Yu rok!
Oooh! Now wii must start a I lub Cory fan club!! I lub Cory, I lub Cory!!!
BTW, aifinkso teh kitteh iz problee bedderer tehn sum hyoomin support teks…
Ma’am, we’re going to have to refadibulate the smeltivator, uncorniblamate the scoomawhatsis, and just totally remove this plastic thingy here. You do have the cheezburger insurance plan, right?
umm…teh smellyvaytor? Adn teh whol plastik fingee?
O mai, um, insyoorans u say? Is it reelee dat bad?
Yes. Meow.
“Oh, here’s your problem.
Your computer’s missing.
Also, your technician is a cat.”
ftw!!!!
LOL relevant to yor intrests
is gud thing im in here, just…
…in case
Is that a Lian-Li case I see?
awww so cute!
well itz right here akshully
New bio computer?