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Uh Oh. They’re home early. Quick. Drain the tub and dry your feet. If they know we like water, they might try to give us more baths.
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nawt liek?
…but
If they like water.. wouldn’t they WANT to be seen?
More baths means more water times for them. This lol fails.
u mus fink bowt et dat wai…
wif bafs comes da bubblols… adn da bubblolmaikinfing burns inna eyes… adn et remobes awl da wonnermous smells adn taests ob da kittehs adn dat kittehs do nawt want…
cormcachulashuns calicocoa
u wans a baf inna yakuzi?
ooo baff ina yakuzi! iz teh lukshuryus! lownjing wif glass uv shampayn an playt o shrimpiez… hoo wantsta joyn mii?
Yay!! bublolz!!!!!
*Jumpz intu Jakuzzi wif calicocoa!
BONZAI!!
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I haz just postifyed a nowncement on deh Cheez Town Cryer fur Ambercat cuz WP kept nomming it wen shii tried tu posting it heer.
*Mwah*
Bless yu!
Teh linkee to Tidmum’s payj is missing its wwwwwww, plees to be inserting to maek it werk porperly.
Kthxstoopyme!
Otay! iz awl fixed now.
*mwah! mwah*
Menny fankoos!
yesh… adn some yngs 2 refills da shampayn.
Not necessarily. Cats are very independant and like to do things when THEY want to do them, and when their humans give them a bath they have no choice.
An dat we do nawt want
ohai annipuss adn ambercat! wii haz a free-way brayde. shal wii twist awn daon tu teh ty booteek? iz nu BBC (bebbeh blak/basmint cat) cory bobblol hedz adn sno-gloabz. purrfekt wif teh eva stuf. want!
Gud eye deer! Den Ai haz 2 go owt.
An Ai has juss maed a pot ob cawfee, teh purrfek accom…ackum….ampuc…fing to go wiv a bobbol-hedded-behbeh-basemunt-kitteh-Corey-Canuk!
And hyd teh talkum pouder!
water kittyz??
Ai fink dey liek paddloling, but doan’t wanna get wettid awl ober.
Oh teh porosity!
No! Nawt dat!!
Aniifing but DAT!!!!
Nawt a *wispurrs* b-a-t-h!
Ai’ll do aniifing u sai, jus doan menshun teh b-wurd!!!
……. um…….. wus s’posid tu b a
, nawt a 
…….. Silly mii. 
naw u nawt silleh… is da wurdpretzels fawlt… is ulwis da wurdpretzels fawlt.
Iffin u sai so, ai wownt argew!
Altho ai usid tu b blond……
*hazza fotful*
das jes camuflache fur da reeleh intellujint… laik me, maiselb adn ai
So trew, thoe bein an unnercuvir-blond haz et’s purks!
Oh, adn jus tu set teh rekurd strate, mai hare bekaim darkur naturally – ai taek affur mai favvur. Ai’m nawt shaimt tu sai ai’m blond, butt (!) *giglol* ai do luk bettur wif teh darkur hare!
alwis! as a blond u cin bees a minoriteh, so da minoriteh fings furk fur us… adn men laiks blond, adn alla peeps fink us dumb, but us issint… so iffn u jes bees normulleh smart et looks laik supersmart… adn iffn u nawt noes hao 2 does sumfink (er iffn u nawt wans 2 does sumfink
) u eesuleh gits halp… ets gweat beein blond.
yah well… mai hare is red nao… funneh fing is, dat as da ownleh reel blond in mai office ais da ownleh nawt blond…
erm… ai wannid 2 sai da minioriteh fings wurk… nawt furk… whut ebber furk es ^^
Doan wurree. Izza stoopy WP agin, miifinks.
yesh… dat mus be et… stoopy wpgoggie! sit! go fetch da stikk oar du sumfink usfull laik… laik… laik bwinging me sum chocclit.
Adn wen u do oar sai sumfing stoopy, u can jus sai ur habing a “blond momint” adn ebriiwun will laf adn it’ll b okai.
Fully agreed: IZ TEH GRATE BEING BLONDZ!!!!
Adn wayving adn fanning hans buy a eers, U kin getting a refill
hopfilly ai M bloo nao…*crossis figners*
Yay!!! Ur bloo!
Yay!!! Wurdpriss sumtiems needing a logowt anna login B4 it has recong…rekok…rackon…nowing U
see? u jes godda do it wib da blonds adn ebberyfink wurks
yay fur ur bloo
Hmm… refills! Nebur a waist!
*wandurs awai in surch ob kawfee refill*
… ahem… “kawfee” refill.
Ai winkt so manii tyms, miifinks ai’m gettin a twitch.
hmm…kawfee refills, nao wanting
*wispurring*
ai shooda splaned duh wayving adn fanning mayks a refills 4 a nairhed…:lol:
Sawree, ai iz *giglol* beeing blond tudai. Wut iz “nairhed”?
he he, mebbeh a pryvit joak, aifinkso…oooh dots!
nairhed = an air head aka blond bimbo
Hmm…
o no, sawry FB,
nawt 2 trai 2 mayking feel teh dum
trai 2 mayking joak, epic fail
muss be purteh cool 2 bees nairhed… spechuleeh in da summer
Ai thot “nair” hed mite bee sumwun hoo iz nao bald.
*nodz hed*
Alwayz blame weirdpretzel.
Or teh goggie!
Fankee fur teh adveyes. Will defitii b rememburing et fur future use, aifinkso.
wait… u sain… wurdpretzel is a goggie?
Hmmmm…..
*haz anuddur fotfull*
Dat wud eggsplane wye WP sumtyms gib cheezpeeps teh problims adn eets teh commints.
yesh et wud…
is nawt good trainded goggie den… mebbeh we needs 2 brings da wurdpretzel 2 goggeh school?
Heheheh! Sowndz laik gud ideeya!
kittehs deaffinittlee hab look ob alarum, but is nawt frum hoomans cumin home aifinkso
an ai cant eben in mai wildest dreems pickshur gettin boff mai kittehbois in the bafftub at teh same time. speshullee wif teh watter in it.
I cameded home wun day and fownded Bootiez sitting in deh shower stall washing himsef. Silly kitty-boi!
Wen mai prents moobed haus, tehy shut teh kittehs in teh baffrume, wiv teihr litter trai, wile teh remoobul men wus goin in an owt wiv teh fernitchur. Wun ob teh kittehs disaproovd ob tihs inn car sir asian, an pooped in teh showr!
Fwends ob myn hab r owned bye a kitteh dat laiks tu drink teh watur frum teh tap. Wen dey cum hoam affur wurk, seh yells attum til sumwun opins a tap fur hur, adn den closis et wen seh’s finisht.
Ebendough deir izza fresh bowl ob watur in teh kitshun ebriidai.
Yup, teh cat-taht-poopd-in-teh-showr drinked form teh taps, too!
*waves gd moarning a lil distraktidlee, wif a fussee bBC whu haz nommed, peed, and been cuddloled, but still nawt settling daon. *sigh*
Hao yu guis tihs moarning?
Gud Mownin tu u PK, adn *lol* gud affernuun tu mii! Heer, hab sum nys strong kawfee, freshly brewed.
Sowree, FB, ai furget when ai just wayk up taht nawt teh hole whirld be wun tiem zone.
Yu iz habing gud day?
Iz nawt a Fwidai, butt (!) izza gud dai so far, miifinks.
Ai haf tu go nao. Pleez tu habba grate dai adn taek cair!
{{{PK & familee}}}
Yu tu! {{{FB an famblee}}}
Oh, ai almost furgot teh obligatree fing ai spost tu du az a vet-assistint (ai lern so much heer).
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Du nawt baf yur pore kitteh unless yu iz a lisinsed aerobiks instruktor an propurrlee trained! Tehy haz a porous an will abzorb teh watters an inkrees in size bai elebentee purrsent!!! Kittehs be berry diffkult tu ring owt, coz tehy haz no bones but tehy duz haz sum hard bits lyk pointee endz n fings!!!!! Whair duz yu fink sphynks kittehs coming frum, huh? HUH? Tehy be kittehs taht waz gibbed bafs bai nun-purrfeshunals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mai wurk heer iz dun
LOL!!!! O, PK, u b in gud form dis morning!!!
Unlyk me – Ai messd oop Tidmum’s linkee, plees can yu fiks?
Iz teh sleep deprivayshun — ai haz it.
Also ai haz:
wun (1) smawl orinj kittin taht pownsis awn ebreefing taht moovs,
wun (1) teeny blakk kittin taht fussis less but still haz him momints,
wun (1) ekstra-floofeh orinj kitteh taht be obsessivlee an forsfullee steeling fuds frum ebreewun else eben tho her haz lots,
wun (1) larg tuxee kitteh whu finks Eva iz gunna eet him an whu hissis at Cory wheneber him gets a chanse, but uverwise iz otay,
wun (1) larg stripey-kitteh wif a jellus whu be unnerwayt alreddy an keeps luzing fuds tu Angel if we nawt sooperbise (aaaack, ai a soopyvizer!);
wun (1) BF whu had teh arfritis yesserday coz uv pleh wevver, an still be stiff tuday;
wun (1) apartmint taht luks lyk at leest a tropiclol storm went fru, playing tag wif a tornado;
tu (2) tests inna nekst tu days (big wuns!)
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Kaos, ai LIBZ it! (nawt lubs it, tho)
u noe whut dem sais… et taiks a gweat miend 2 stans abof da chaos…
Nah, all yu haz tu du iz climb up awn tawp uv teh piles uv mess. LOL
teh onny fing yu needs to learn is to luv teh chaos!
Or mebbe hyre a kitteh-nanneh.
But but but but but ai ARE teh kitteh-nanneh!
Ai haz a bit uv a oberlode, but ai lubs habing teh kittehs, big n small, an awl fings be solvabul! (Luk, ma, no mood-crashes 
)
Akshullee, a fren uv a fren wunce sed: “if mai lyf eber became nawt confuzzling, ai wud find it confuzzling.”
Aifinkso wailing bowt mai chaos be part uv mai way uv deeling wif it.
Yay foar no mood crashins! Dey be teh pleh.
Bwahahahahhaha!
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Ohai pk! fan q 4 davice…oooh dots!!!…
ai olny baff mai kittehs wen ai has meating teh aerobiks construktor
this picshur being just wun of the things teh kittehs do behind our backs, and keeps a secret, so we duzzn’t noes they are doing them.
Wut otter things, you asking?
hmmm
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Arranging yer sock drawer so none of the socks matching,
Buying things awn yer credit cardss,
Calculolus. They loooooooves teh calculus. Just duzzn’t want yew to know.
D …
Dog hounding
Eeting teh cabiars wif sour cream (hold teh blinis, plzkthnxhuneedspankes)
Finding awl teh loose jewlrieez nd pawning them fur nip
Geomtree sutdying so to win pool tourneys..
Hats – kittehs LUB waerin hats wen nowun can see
Itallyun opra
Joynin buk clubs
K…
Hiding awl yur pens an pen sills
Investing in Mewchual funs
Jewelree maeking frum oddz an enz tehy find around teh haus
K. . .
Keeping diareeez
Lawn mowing, wun blayde at a taim
Maeking haikus laik Jack Deth
N. . .
We can has washcloff?
Kittehz amz smrtturr
dan Hewminz feenk. Juss cooleengz
awff in grayt beeg tubb
Hewmidditee canz
mess wiff Kittehz’ fur. Maykz itz
twisst wenz it shoodn’tz
Kittehz coodz playz in
muddz, butz dis way tehy duz nawt
havvz 2 taykz a baff!
Jack.
Kittehs, ifn u sekretlee lyk teh wadder, den u wud LUBS it heer dis moarnin. It be raynin!
I’m tryin to deside ifn I wanna go owt inna rayne oar nawt. I donut lyk gettin my feets wet.
should i change my name from twilight fan to something else?
i says thats a maybee…
My kitteh HATEZ teh baffs. But she tinks bafftub iz giant water dish for her and rezentz me using it!
Water we gonna do nao?
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahaha ahaha lolathon. nise pun teeeehheeeheheee
My kitties race to see who gets to jump into the shower first after someone is finished using it. They’re strange.
Dis ur kittehs?
I made 1 frum lookout kitteh’s point of view.
I has teh link, nawt on front page tho:
[url]http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4156524/[url]
i tink deh like baths, but not getin bathed by hoomins. or deh ar just embarased cos no other kittehs like baths.