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Whut happens, kitteh? Bebbeh be fline all around teh room backerwards?
Teh flyin ai kud tayk
Teh egzhawst ai kud du wiffowt
Ai nose wat yu meenz.
OOO. LCB and Dan haz deh ty!! K’mon down tu deh tybooteek!! I heer dey b hazzing deh bobblol-hedded guinness piggehz adn theatrikklol sno globez.
Isn’t teh Bebbeh Boi Cory bobblol-heds in yet?
Dey sneez wen u shaykz dem *rimshawt*
PLZ TO NOT SHAKE TEH KITTEH!
Nawt eben teh bobbul-heeded kittehs?
Hao els duz u get dem tu bobbul?
Or get teh
sneezsno-glowb tusneezsno?Teh bebbeh heds usually bobblols on their own. U has to be the gentle wif them.
U get teh snow by doing a danse wif ur perjamas on backerwards.
Um… ai a lil confuzzled abowt teh perjamas… but yu sertainlee correkt abowt teh bebbeh-heds bobbling arown awl onner own!
Him eben yelled taht him hadda hongree teh last cupple uv meels, altho nawt kwite got teh hang uv teh feeding yet.
Cory sleeping unner mai chin rite nao. Ai haz a suprized — him nawt sneezy neerlee az much az him waz just twenny-foar owrs ago! Whu gnu constint contact an lubs cud halp so much?
Theatriklol?????
O hai, cween!!!
bobblol-hedded gp goez “sweee, sweeee, sweee!”? Dat’s whut I lyke!
All I can think of is the olllld Monty Python animation sketch that when they took out the pacifier, bebeh sucked up everything in the room!! XD
yew wake it up…..yew can take it to the litterbox.
OK! Itz a reelee nice TY between ar beloved lolcatburglar, an teh ebber entertaining stagehanddan!
May ai offur yoo sum laytish ebening snaks? An ebreewun else, ov corse. Here iz sum nice hawt choklit. an “sumthing” yoo can put innit if yoo laik.
An three kindz of bisccottei, sum Scottish shortbred . . .and *russle russle russle* sum cheez puffs!!!
ohai! noms!!!! *krunch krunch* cheesie poofs ar mans fum hebin.
ummm…dat spose tew sai ‘manA’…
Sew, ifn man A bees frum hebin, wear bees man B frum?
uhhhhhh….wut?
sound department……same thing.
as long as they ain’t CHESSIE poofs u r ok.
*scarfs shortbred*
O hai, LCB! noo abby-tar haz a burgler mask, too? (an eerz!)
No dang dingo’s gonna dare distrub dis bebbeh.
No ebokitib eerwurmz gonna eek eentu dis bebeh
feroshious furbearing feline flings fearsome foes far from dis bebeh?
loianlee lionlike creechur luvs lukking at lolling limp bebbeh
No ginormus gekko gonna gib dis bebeh gaikkoz
WIN!!!
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harrycaveman hasen’t half a chance highjaking humanchld
Dis be a lowd wun
Whut bebbeh is alloud to do?
Who is bebbeh???
*wisprrrs* dat wud b teh rownd pink wun, wiffowt teh blakk furz.
*whispurrs* OOOH!!! thankz!
well, wiffout as much blakk furz, so is neerly naked ape.
Alloud tu
Barf volyooominisslee
Color ebreefing wiff teknikullers
D…
Drool awl ober ebreething
Exood stranj odors
Fling fud awn the flore
G. . .
Declare discomfort wit decibels.
Eridicate spare time for parental units
Flabbergast the advanced parental units.
G…
Goo goo gaa gaa -ing
Halplis hoomin
Insessunt skwwweeeeee
J….
Jamm sesshunz wiff teh band
Krashing awn teh simblollz
Lowd sownds frum ebbree orfsss
M…
“mama, Mama”, yell,
“no”, “no”, “no” say when iss inna terriblol toos.
oatmeel dump on teh heds
.(my jounger sonnie did this–in fakt, hii “shampoped his hare wiff his fuds evebbry meelthyme. Dat’s Y hii ended up in teh sink whyle teh noosy-papiers on teh floor gotted trouhed away. Boi is in teh Unibersity noaw, an kitkay is still alibe–issa mirry-kolol!!!)
Midnite feedins
Nastee dipe urrs
Oarnree moat ob teh time
Purtee wun allus distrakted bai
*fasepaw*
ai nawt see kitkays ansers…rite in frunt ob mai fase
Tehy sez, “letz sleaping goggies lie” butt I sez letz sleaping babbehs sleap! Haz nuffings tew dew wif goggies! Stoopy saiings…!
GMTA awn dat wun. nebbur, ebbur wiak up a babeh!
Aifink is a diffrens in teh konseqwens ob teh waykin dat u wants tu emfasyz in teh metafowr… lyk roarrring vursiz rolfffing.
(ai gess dat wud be teh bark vs teh barf)
Sekkinded adn firded, POC!!! In fakt if it’s YER bebbeh, adn it’s asleap, yu shud be asleap too! Only sleepythyme yer gonna git!
yesh, sirry…is teh boyce ob experimence!
O hai, Landy ob the monde! muss tayke off hour hi-heel shooz an go tippy-tow out ob teh rume, rite?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
O NOES11!!!!!1 POOTYTAT HAS SPRINGED A LEAK! HALP!
LOL!! Ai hav (maybe) knowed him praktikallee since he wuz a bebbeh hisself!
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Heer . . .take this . . .ummmm just where IZ this leek?
Wales?
Turtles? Lizards?
frogz, toadz?
HAHA…entirely possible, eh Janet?!?
*starts chooing awn sum gum tu stik in himz eerz*
Isn’t a little early to get ‘faced?
????
oh gawd i noz what is like with little child. do not pull out teh plug
Even basement cat has a soft side.
Basement cat iz gud, just get bad rap…gud gud kitteh *pat pat*…=^.^=
U gives meh great laffs wit dis one.
Wheeeew!
OMG! Itz leaderoftheband! How u is?
*hugs leaderoftheband with a happy*
Ohai LOTB! Nyce too meet chu!
ai can bee in teh band two? I kann play teh kazoo!!!
*joynes LCB*
OMCC! Itz leaderoftheband! How u is?
Itz bin a relee reelee long taim!
Once I jumped thru hoops of fire
High and far as you required
I was blind but now I see
Salvation has discovered me
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Ohai guies. I’m bak.
Nao plz to be egg-skyoozin me whiel I go slip in2 sumfin moar comfee…
**chanjz owt of “goin owt” clothes an in2 comfee clothes**
W00t! W00t!
Ohai, Pooty Tat! How u dis evenin?
Yesh, I sillybrate bein ablol to chanj in2 comfee clothes. Glad no-wun kin see me, tho! **makes shur webcam nawt awn**
Doin’ well!! You can turn off teh webcam, but owr emaginashun is runnin’ at 100%!! Hehe…
I gess I shud nawt tayle u dat Ly has taught me how to do hur patintid “nekkid dansdansdans” den, huh?
*pondurs*
Ohai, rhsb! Dew de danse of de comfee clothes! How you?
Ohai RBF!
I’m gud. Went owt to eet wif my bff an den wii wented shoppin. Akshulee, hur shopped an I jes tagged along.
Wii took my noo car, an played wif awl teh noo fansee feetchurs.
Wii wuz lyk kids, playin wif awl teh buttons an stuff! LOL
Yew hazza nu car?! I gnu yorse wuz totled butt (!) not gnu abowt teh nu wun! (I has had a bizzy, doin Traffik Skool.) Whut kind izzit?
I gots 2009 Toyota Yaris S.
Teh collur iz Pacific Blue Metallic, an iz teh 4-door bershun (nawt teh hatchbak).
Iz purty. I’m tryin to fink of nayme foar hur, but so far nuffin. My bff suggestid “Bloo Thundur” but I nawt shur.
Ennyfing EGGSEPT “Blue Crush!”
**snikkurs** Yah, Bloo Crush prolly nawt gud name, speshulee sinse I nawt wanna reck it ennytiem soon.
I wuz luukin at a brite red wun befoar I buyed dis wun. I maded commint dat it luuked lyk tomato awn wheelz an seberal peeplols started singin teh “Attak of teh Killur Tomaters” song. I wuz lyk, “Do NAWT be cawlin my car a killur tomater!”
OOOOoooo! WANT – but teh hatchie bak. do nawt want sedannie. tew gwoan up.
Sedan nawt too growed-up. I gotted teh “S” bershun, witch iz teh sportee-pakidj. It has spoylur! I has nebber had spoylur befoar.
…an foglites! Witch iz berry nyse, espeshulee handee cuz my nite-bishun nawt so grate.
otay otay. sportee be gud.
ai doan fink ai can haz fawg liets in Catafurnia…
dey iz onna karz but ai doan fink we spoz tew be uzing dem.
ai haz uh happy tail fo yew!
Az a reesint gradjewate ob Catafornya Traffik Skool I confirms you can yews fog lites, along wif regular lo beemz, in foggy whethers. Just nawt awl by themselfs.
Haow bowt ‘Bloo Baiyoo’? Oar ‘Babbeh Blooz’?
Being lyk kids iz a gud fing, unner sum sirkumstances.
Yesh, hur iz wun of teh few hyoomins I kin be completelee myself wif. Wii has knowed eech uthur 30 yeers (
) so hur knows EBERYFING abowt me! Wii HAS to stay teh frenz, cuz wii knoes too mutch abowt eech uthur. 
Dat be longer than I be alive!
*deep sigh*
*examines back of hands……waiting for first liver spot to appear*
Yoo can always say tehy ar frekuls.
Mmmmm… yoo reely iz ebil! Sum ob mai grey hares be older dan yoo!
We had a cat just like him when I was a baby … quite a few years ago. I don’t know if he was the reason, but to this day I have zero allergies. I’m giving kitty the credit!
kittehz alwazes gits teh kredits!!!
(hai Johnny! is nyce two meat yoo!)
Ai has no clue wut dis mean, i no get eet
Take the pacifier out, and the baby screams.
u nebber had bebbeh or wus bebbehsittur den?
meens da bebbeh will start maikin da baaaaad voic iffn u steels hims (or hers?) plug (u noe… da fing in hims (or hers) mawf)
o.O ……
*wispurrs*
Bad fings hapin wen teh plug iz takin awt……
niffin gud comes outta aht mouf
its eether noize or wet
I bet the baby iz gonna cry if you pull out watever that thing is called