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Hello der agin, Anni! Lukks lyk itz juss teh tu ob us.
Ur up layt – sum hot chokklits befoar beddyby?
Yiss pls! Ai genrullee stai up till 11.30 (iz 11.05 naow)
*Puts owt urn ob hot chawklit, serbs a cuppa tu Anni*
Heer ya go, darlin! Shall we duz teh mawnster dans?
*big wyd steps, arms wabing, hed lolling, mowf roarin*
We duz teh Mawnsterrr Dans
*dans-dans-dans-RARRR*
Thx, AP.
Ai’m a littlol layte, but ai wud luv to hav sum choklit, too! Ai’m just getting reddi to go fur a wawk – round teh farm!
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An hooray fur teh fastee wuns – Annipuss an Angelplume! an WAHT? such a nice TY – an no wun went to teh TY Booteek???
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concatu lashingz! Annipuss and AngelPlume AGAIN!!! u bof so fast!!
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Anni, I see ur regular avatar in deh hooz tawking list, but deh avatar wif deh bonnet on deh commint…adn I haz cleered mai cache… Weird Press iz berrry weird!!!
Ai haz cleered mai cache 2. The reguler abatar showd up fur abowt a dai an den went bakk 2 teh eester wun. Nuffin Ai haz dun maeks ennee diffruns, so Ai gibbed up!
Sum tiymez awl u kin due is sit and wayt. I hadded a turriblol time wif mai KrissMoose avatar wen i wanted to change bak to normal, tuu. *sigh*
Hm. Duz ennywun see mai paw-print, oar still teh abatar uv Trick? Ai changed it a cuppul days ago.
Ai seez ur paw print, PK.
aiz been seing tihs tie dyed fingy fur a leetlol beet, ai jes fot was photoshopped kat pikshur but tehn wehn yew said dat ai realized dat eat waz paw print,
butt yesh ai seez eat
So it duz ebenshuallee straitin itself owt. Aifinkso it taek payshunse, annipuss. Besydes, teh bonnet-kitteh be cyoot, du nawt mind seeing it! *giglol*
Conga-rats tu teh A-teem!
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Diddo, mai cween, fur Anni’s abatar.
Ai haz sean (hahahaha) da purti paw print fore seberal daes. Doen tell Uniq Kitty but ai lebed a message fore plasticat on himz profile. Ai tol him hee shud adoptify Cody too since de be brover an sister.
Aifinkso tehy haz tu adult kittehs alreddy. LOL Tehy gunna haz a zoo!
Ohwait. Ai haz a zoo. Zooz be fun.
Hour behin us neighborz haz 7 catz. Der iz da zoo.
gee fanks BM!!!
he awlreedy menshuned dat wen wii saw teh BBC Cody bideo….an ai sai “Wun more kitteh – Eva or Cody” he sai Eva! wii haz 2 howse kittehs naow, Unique is almost 3 and Tira iz 10 munfs, and a goggie, and 2 barn kittehs, Dragon and Amiga, and 2 horses, and wii feed teh strai kittehs wut gets dropped awf awn owr road….wen Plasticat sayd he wanted tew adoptify Eva, ai sai otay, but dat teh last animlol! Cody iz bery kyoot, and ai wuld LUB tew have elebenty kittehs, but teh vet bills and noms and litter…ai haz tew draw teh line sumwheer! {{{BM}}}
Gawdzilluh vs. Teh Kittenator!!!
Butt (!) juss as fayk
Ai iz heer fore da liddol whyle. Da huzby iz maekn da browneez. Wood da two ob U lik sum fresh frum da oben browneez wif banilla eye scream.
Oh Hai!! Bom_Momme!! How b fingz wif u??
ai nawt wun ub teh tew ub tehm but cud ai has sum???
plez
Plentee fur awl – enjoy!
Mmmm … browneez *nom-nom!* Adn iyskreem!
Umm, ai meen saym fur teh hawt choklit! (puts owt tray ob kups*
Goez gud wiff brownees, yeff!
:taeks a brownee and noms eaeet:
deze iz grate brownees fangks fur shaering!!!
Dat sowndz berry yummee, thx. Awl Ai haz maed 2dai iz sum bredd rolls.
much taystee-er luking awn TV, tew.
I lubz deh velvety lukking fur uv dis kitty.
Yesh, wolfe eberyone iz welcum too da browneez. Ai iz duin otay, kwiet an kinda glummi wif litle rain. Ai fink ai haz da simus inflecshun caus da hole left syde ob my face hurtz.
Mai sister haz that ! Ai wuz just visiting hur, an hur hole fayce iz a bit swollen, she haz sort ov a blakish aie, an she feels teh PLEH!!
Owee.
{{{{{BOM}}}}}
{{{{{JCH4K’s sister}}}}}
Taht sownd berry nastee. Plz tu be getting bedderer!
Biggur den wat? A chez burgurz?
Eva be running arown awn teh floor. We habing tu be BERRY careful coz her almost saem colur az teh wuud! Her habing much fun. Trick be sitting awn teh back uv Seanya’s chair tu watch — him waz daon lower, but aifinkso him desydid it waz tu danjrus. LOL Seanya haz Cory fur teh mommint, so ai can duing sum howsewurks. *sigh* But ai behind awn what ai towld PoC ai cud du befoar her an KD gets heer Mundayn! Ai haz a wurried mai atroshus howsecleening iz gunna gib KD teh pleh allerjee attaks.
Ennywun haz cloning masheen? Ai need at leest tu uv me… free wud be bedderer…
Sorri, ai now haz mashine, iffn ai did ai wooda cloned mi goddaudder. Her lubs too clean – ai wooda maid too fore U an too fore mii.
Oh, ai wish ai were cloaser an cud halp a bit! Yoo haz – litteralee (pun intended) yur hans full! Corse, haus cleening iz nawt reelee mai “thing!”
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Awn teh urlee pikchoor, Ambercat had a fayree wand fur teh cleening. Yoo need wun ov thoz, ai think!
Aifinkso if we gunna keep habing orphlings arown, ai need tu fro owt az much stuffs az pawsibul, so iz eezier tu keep fings cleener an moar kittin-pruuf. Coz teh kittehs get ohai-ist prioritee, an fings lyk luking after Seanya an ai, inclooding relaksing tiem fur mentlol helf… plus skool, oar wurk layter… howsewurk alwayz gunna be low onna list! Time tu start freecycling ennyfing non-essenchul, coz iz nuffing ai wud ravver haz tehn orphlings arownd!!! An hu wants tu du howsewurk wif orphlings tu cuddlol???
Ai preeshiate teh thot, Janet n Bom.
{{{{{JCH4K}}}} {{{{{BOM}}}}}
Ai gunna PIMP suun, tho, watching Trick watch Eva… can see whair she iz, iz like a wevvervane oar a magnet, him fassinated but still fink her iz aleeun.
Ai wud get moar howsewurk dun if kittehs waz less amewsing an ai had less desyre tu share teh amewsmint!
Mai fayburit commints awn teh howswurks:
1. (frum Quentin Crisp) Nebbur du ennee howswurk – aftur teh furst free yeers, teh durt duznt gets ennee wurs.
2. (frum ai doan noes hu) Dusts bees Natyoor’s wae ob purrtektin ur valyoobul objekts frum teh ooltrah-byolit raydeeayshuns.
Oo oo oo, an anuvvur wun: Teh spawtliss hows bees a syne ob a Miss Spent lief.
Ooh! Ooh! I noe watt hapens nxt!
Chiawowwow gunna need a beeger bockz.
Due tell!!
lyk mebbe … hedbat?
ai nawt has a skeered naow, u iz nawt sew big
Bee wear ob short monsturs – dey bytes low!
nao amuse meh
iz it meh or iz tht teh happay cat
wheres ur fur?
Rowr!
elebentyth seeqwill, Godzilla Vs. HappyCat, small skreen edishun!
cud maibee kwalify fer teh Low Budget Theater, aifinkso!
Watch out, Tokyo trains!
Kitteh defeats Gamera
Wins vittuls
I just ated Mothra – you is next
U kno wut dey sez… cammera add ten pownz.
in dis caise teh cammera mus add elebenty thowsand pownz! Goe goe Godzilla !!
Camra addz ten pownds.
Wait…
i dont get it
WHATS AN ______ YEAR OLD GOTTA DO IF SHE DOESENT GET SUMFING???