sry, but teh shiny demands my immediate attenshuns
sum kittehs nawt sew easily distrakted.
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Congrats 2 teh threee in teh brayde, Can’t stawp an plai – mai dinnur demands mai immedyayte attenshuns!
kthxwhutsfordinner?
Melun fur startur, sossij an mash an gardin peez, an lemunanlyme yoggert fur pudn. Sowwee, awl gon naow!
mmmm … sossij. Sowns lyk u got awl ur kullers in wun meel! Datz gud!
Dey wuz gud sossijis – Aberdeen Angus beef wiv rowstid unyun an blakk peppur.
*Halps annipuss out*
(An ai KNOW therez a joek, there, but ai’m ignoring it!!
And teh braid iz ~
LOLCATBURGLAR
*Halps annipuss out*
(An ai KNOW therez a joek, there, but ai’m ignoring it!!
And teh braid iz ~
LOLCATBURGLAR
TIDMUM
and
ANGELPLUME
Trip to teh TY Booteek??? Wif a stop at teh PI Stawl fur sum fresh hawt Strawberree Rhubarb PI an sum nice cawfee or teee???
*halps Janet owt*
Teh brayd be LCB, carosue adn calicocoa.
Ai only mayd it intu teh sekkund-minnit makrame.
LOL!!! Thanks Angel Plume!!
Sumtaims ai REELEE needz lotz ov halp!!
*ahem*
And teh braid iz ~
LOLCATBURGLAR’CAROSUE
and
CALICOCOA
(wif AngelPlume an Tidmum coming in at 8:01)
AND today iz teh birfday ov mamarosa, hoo survived teh WERST EBBER experience at hur nawt second nawt second!! It still maeks me laff thinking about it!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER MAMAROSA ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Seeiing yur nayme STILL maeks me smyol!!
You go girl…
Whew! I almost gots lef behind! That is whut I gets fer goin owt to the Truck Stop fer teh buffay. The clone wun a photography contest and so we went and spent sum uf the munnies on ar tummies.
iz ur dinnur shiniez?
LCB, yer minyun! (Conga ratz onna tawp spot!)
O hai, BDM. How u is doing?
Ohai! Ai is the otay.
Werkin on lesson planz fur mah stew dents, butt (heheheh) they is korming along berry nis. Sew, I peeks in at ICHC when ai has a moment, or needs a giglol, and goes back tew bean a gud student teachifier. Kan yew beleeb dat ai haz dun 9 week week weeks ub stew dent teachifyin sew far? I has tew due a minimumumumum ub ten fur da state tew agrees tew ly senz meh; an da skewl wants meh tew dew tewlbe week week weeks. Ai iz awlmost dun!
Hao yew iz?
Oh, an mah new moan yas is nao old moan yas… takin steeroyds tew get rid ub cof, butt (hehehe) uderwyz, in gud helfs agen.
Ai wuz juss abowt tu ask abowt dat (remmemberd tu refresh dis tym!).
Glad tu heer u is feelin teh better adn rekubberin frum teh nastee pleh!
Fangs, AP!
Yoo is a teecher? Wht do yoo teech?
Ai teechifies Mafs.
Glad to heer U is teh better, BDM.
Ohai ICHF! I lubs yoor abbatar. Is teh kewt!
Fangs! Ai beh happitayl nawt to has the pleh no moars, either!
Jus layk kitteh demanz myne. Snoshew kitteh ikon=verii, verii Qte! btw
nawt fuds. won’t last long!
iz relevdent tu maui intrsts
stoopee finnerz: dat’z “relavent” tu “mai” intrsts.
.
(butt (!) ai duz likeingz teh maui!)
Can’t do watebber it wuz u wantid
ohay, luk! shinee!
Uh ohs, ai bedder hides mai earings!
Befoar dey cums mai kitthes noms!
Is ok. I’ll hold those for u.
*takes _linin_’s earings for teh safekeeping*
*takes ristwatch too*
Oops ai forgots mai earings! LOL fanks foar holding mai bleeng. ***
And hai ICHF! Ai used to have kitteh who would nom-nom-nom hair!!! (Sorta off topic but ya know…)
Sorree bout dat guyz! Ai don’t have an emayl so ai puts a fake wun, but ai sometimes forgets wat ai put!
Ohai linin!
Ai had a kitteh wut lubbed to nibble-nibble-nibble at eerings. Him ackshully pulled sum owt ob mai kit’s eers wuns! Him awlso lubbed to bite teh buttons on mai shirt.
Ohai Elfi
juss chekked owt your blog…awsum story about Buttercup an her gnu hoam
an I had a splort at yor beeyootimuss kitteh pikshures .Cuddnt hep maseff..Kb lukkin mity fine as always, an teh uvvers be adorablol
OHAI tidmum!!!
Mai ai just say heer ~
Tidmum an teh Angsty Wun, Ambercat an SJ/Martoonie ar awl doing teh 3 myol – uuuuuuummmmmm – “Run for Life” event to urn munnies fur Brest Cancer Reserch in teh UK. An tehy awl needz teh sponsors.
If yoo can haz sum munniez to giv to this wunderful cauz, yoo will find teh informashuns yoo need at teh cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com. Oar just ckik awn cweenmj’a naym when yoo find it.
Fankyu, JCH4K. Plees to luk for teh “Racey Gurlz” post, awn teh Cheez Toun Cryer
Kthxsponsorus
Fanx JanetCanHasaHugeHeartan4Kittehs
An fankyoo sooooo muches for yor jenerussness.I too wishes yoo cud be there wiv us…Nex year maybe???
NExt yeer fur absloot SHuR!!! thiz iz an offishul promiss!!
WH0000000000000000000000000T!!!!
oooooh Shiney!!………oooooooooooh dots!!
Wun trak mynd kitteh
Kant … pikkit … up!
Whutebber. Warez negst shinee fing?
Iz it fuds ore iz it bling? Ohhai! Iz shinnee!
Ohai!! {{{{{{{{PoC}}}}}}}} ai sooo lukking forwurd tu tumorro!!!
Ack! *goes bakk tu feeding Cory*
*giggle* I iz dewing lawndry fur de nect week naow. I iz sew eggs sited abowt tumorrie Iz keaps furgetting whut Iz dewing!!
Ai gibs up awnna howsewurk — iz unpawsibul wif Cory awl fretful when ai muv tu much an waking him up. Ai gunna wurk awn sum londrees an studying insted.
Aifinkso ai in hebben — got awsum cheezfrend coming tu bisit, got Cory sleeping craduled in wun hand gainst mai chest, got Eva sleeping pressd gainst mai hip awna cowch.
Mebbe when yu get heer we send teh mens tu Timmy’s fur a lil bit (tehy can bring us back donuts) an we can get teh ruum cleen enuff fur safe.
Oh, dunawt furget tu pakk teh CHRGs an dukky taype!!! Eva-in-purrsun be eben moar cyooter tehn Eva-awn-bideo!!!
I noes! I nawt noes ifn I kin surbibe seaing Eva adn Cory!! I kin nawt wayts tew find owt! *dansdansdansdansdansdansdans hits wawl fawls doun* I meened tew dew taht. Yesh. I meened tew dew taht…
Kewt kitteh is NASA teknolojist
~Splort~
*Here cums teh CCC*
*sweepy-sweepy DRz braynz intu teh speshul braynbukkit*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh purrifyd minrul waddurs*
*pakky-pakky intu teh braynium casing*
*fitty-fitty awl teh bonifikashuns arownd teh craneeyums*
*snappity-snap teh noo CHRG in plays*
*krrrrrrk-rip-tayp-tayp up reel gud wiff ducky-tayp*
*probide sawft cheezmap blankee adn eskort tu teh rekubbery ward*
Der, u juss relaxify fur a bit wiff dez chokklit possims
adn ware deze goglols befur lukkin at aneefing kyoot
Whew, thanx, AP. I was almost a goner.
LOL! Well, at leest yoo dint do it way at teh bottom after ebreewun had goan to bed this taim!!
Ohai!
Ai haz tu go du fings, so ai nawt haz tiem ryte nao tu putting teh gnu bideos in teh orphlings’blogs. Ai will du update ASAP, but it myte eben be tumorro. Sowree!
Plz cud yu halp ennywun lukking fur tehse laytur tu finding tehm? plzkthx frum Prysma an teh bebbeh symbiotic BC.
Eva vs teh Green String
Eva vs teh Bloo Fevver Toy
Cory
(ai hope teh linkees wurk tihs tiem!)
WAIR PURRTEKSHUNS, TEH MANIJMINT NAWT RISPONSIBUL FUR TEH DAMIJ TU BRAYNS!!!
Aaargh! Tehy awl haz an ekstra ” at teh end!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=Wc4cYxf6-QI
youtube.com/watch?v=60XFr8S8Hic
youtube.com/watch?v=lv1MImGVX7s
Sowree… will fiks teh html link fing ai hazin notepad laytur…
Kudos to yoo adn Seanya fur lubbing adn growing dese bebbehs. Iz a joi to see haow Eba is thriving, adn naow Cory has a saef plaec too.
Yoo guise rok.
{{{{{{{{PK n Seanya}}}}}}}}
Too late. Pertekshuns assplodid frum teh awwwwwsum cyoot.
Ifinkso I be ded an gorn to splort hebbin
O deer – Tidmum is doen!
Gud fing ai wuz juss arown teh korner!
*Here cums teh CCC*
*Probidez emergensee reesusssitayshunz*
O good, not kwyt ded, juss majurlee splortifyd.
*sweepy-sweepy Tidmumz braynz intu teh speshul braynbukkit*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh purrifyd minrul waddurs*
*pakky-pakky intu teh braynium casing*
*fitty-fitty awl teh bonifikashuns arownd teh craneeyums*
*snappity-snap teh noo CHRG in plays*
*krrrrrrk-rip-tayp-tayp up reel gud wiff ducky-tayp*
*probide sawft cheezmap blankee adn eskort tu teh rekubbery ward*
Der, u juss relaxify fur a bit wiff dez chokklit possims
Adn lukk owt teh winder intu teh Mu medow.
Is kinda lyk splort hebbin, but diffren.
Oh, adn ware deze goglols befur lukkin at aneefing kyoot
*puts gogglolg on*
Fanx AngelPlume
I has nawt had a splort like dat for qwite a whilee.
Iz awl feek an weeble nao.I wil juss sit heer an look owt ober teh Meadow an watch awl our Hart animlols plai an gamblol inna spring sunnyshien…Ohh looky!! I see mah Peaches n Melba kittehs an Nermal an Oh! der be mah Mungo, Sophie,George an Holly spotty goggies an Fifi an Louella an Looby-Lou an deer ole Hartley an hims mommeh,Icy….*sigh* how I miss dem awl…
But I has a happitayl taht I can come heer an see tehm agen.
Oh look!! Teh Night Watchman is playin chase wiv dem awl!! He’s so ossim,watchin ober our deer wuns liek he does
*sits next tu Tidmum oberlukking teh medow*
*Isis cums tu sit on teh pillo, Nikki jumps in mai lap*
Yeff, is a wunnermus playse tu be.
burfday fairy is heer to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today!! inklooding Sweetmisery, Two_kittehs, Old lurker, an mamarosa!! lots ob burfdays today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, lemmin poppyseed cake wif choklit glaze, an buttery yello caek wif crunchy topping an fresh berreez an wippy kreem!! along wif iskreem, fressh froot salad, sparklyfrooty party punch, a lubly game ob trol-hed crokay (no, not wif reel trol heds, teh wooden ballz are payinted to luking liek trol heds!) an goodie bags filled wif bottols ob bublols taht luk liek raynboez wen yoo blow tehm, liddle radio-control racing bebbeh zombies, kandeez, colorful streemers wif velcro to put on yor bike handels or yor clofs or anywher!! an sparkly skratch’n'sniff froot stikkers taht smell liek reel froot!! an thryr sparkly!!
an a big swish ob the burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
*grabs a bawl adn a mallet*
* whakk * . . . . ….o … oooh, dots
Yay! Krokay!
Oh! Ai luvs teh krokay, too!!!
*whaakkk . . . . .. …oo…..
* whakk * … … .. .. . . o … o .. ..o
OMCC burfday fairy! Yoo has teh lemmin poppyseed cake? Itz mai favorite!!!
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So – heer’s to Two_kittehs, Old Lurker, Sweetmisery an mamarosa!
an ai hoep ther wishes com troo, too!
Ai hav alwreddy sind mai song to mamarosa up abov. Wud yoo mind if ai saing to teh otters down heer, so tehy dont feel left out?
WEEELL – Ai am traing to sing, but WP keeps swollowing up mai sawng! Ai thot ai sounded prittee gud. WP iz a VERREEE harsh critic!!
Don’t worry JCH4K! Ai’m shur yoo are a good singer! WP is being stoopy.
Nothing personal I’m sure!!
kitteh suffrs frum ADOS aifinkso.
I demand tuna everyday, and back scratches, and… oh look shiny…
**Red comes in, slitelee wet an shibberin**
Gess wut kinda wevvers wii is habbbin heer!
Stoopy rayne…
*gibs Red sawft floofy blankee*
U wuzznt owt fur a smok, wuz ya? Howzzit goin?
No, I wuz nawt owt foar siggy. I wuz owt shawpin.
I nawt has had siggy since Fryday afturnoon.
Hey! Well dun yu! Is it gettin ennee eesyer?
Iz onlee eezy cuz I nawt has eeny siggies wif me.
Iz gonna be hardur at werk, wen my frenz is smokin an I’m nawt.
U will sune be abul 2 fink “pore addikts” wen u see dem smoakin!
Sine in wun uv teh bussis at teh Open Day Ai halped wiv:-
“If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action”
Yay – gud fur u!
*dans-dans-no-siggy-fur-tuu-dayz-dans-dans*
Fanks, AP.
*Dans dans dans with AP for RHSB*
*joyns in teh dansdansdans*
Ai haz a hyooj prowd uv yu!!! {{{{{red}}}}}
When yoo qwit fer gud, we shud hav a partee for yoo heer!!
Eggsellent idear, ETP! I kwitted maiself elebenty yeerz ago, and still bemember hao hard it wuz. Mai frend kwitted on April Fuls Dai last yeer, and hur sillybrayted her “furst burfday” this yeer.
Oh, and, Yayyyyy for ewe, Red!!!! U kin do it, U is teh tuff!
Yesh! BEEG partee for Red! Gud ideea!
Kittehz can nawtz halpz
but lubz Shynee Deevyssez.
No matturr wutz syze
Shynee Deevyssez
canz beez lawwng oarz shoartz oarz beeg
oarz teenee~tynee
Shynee Deevyssez
juss habz 2 shyne andz naykez kewl
owndz wen batted ‘rowndz!
Jack.
shyn awn, jack! *clap-clap*
oooh, a shiney nikkle! naow ai cahn bye a cheezburg….haaaaay dats a washer! *powts*
i sees exposed screw.
you gots this at Ikea, dinnt you?
Damnit – I want to cuddle that kitten so badly! He looks just like my cat when he was a baby, 12 years ago.