
Run!! Save urselfs!!!
eskape will nawt b sew ez mah frend.
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Run!! Save urselfs!!!
eskape will nawt b sew ez mah frend.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: uniquemo
Rapidlee in awl direkshuns
Concatwebulashuns, anni ob teh kwik finners!
Whutz ur plezhur fur teh sillybrashuns?
Thx AP. Sowwee Ai wuzn’t heer b4, but Ai had 2 get mai dinnur!
No prob, Anni – ai figgurd it wuz prollee dinnertym.
Hoep it wuz nomilishus. Welkum bakk!
Coongranulashingz! Annipuss and AngelPlume!!
I duz a spyder dans in ur onner.
Not shur just wut a spyder dans is, but i fink it haz lotz uv spinningz in it.
.
*spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin,
*Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, sipn, pisn, nipz, sinp, isnp,
*Fawlz down dizzy.
Gigglol!
Oooohh – a spyder dans! Aifink it myt has a lot ob tap-tap-tap of teh footy-footy-footypyz tu!
*dans-spin-tappitytappitytap-dans-spin-spin*
spyder dans?, nawt think so, I climb more like a monkey……wiffout tayle
…yu fulz!!!
Attakk ob teh web-frowing spydrrrz!
*faints*
*Cachez teh burglr adn eezes hur tu teh flur*
*getz kushunz, fans fays*
Don wurree, is teh low-bujjit bershun. Poleyestrr webs adn plastik spydrrz.
*opens one eye*
Ur sure they is all teh fake? Because what if a reel spider gotted in teh shipment of fake spiders at teh factory?
dey haz anti rel spyder mashines aifinksew
if not, that’s gonna be one confused……….and frustrated spyder.
Um, LCB, wot’s tath blak wrigglee fing on ur hed?
SMAK *smakz blak rigglee fing on LCBz hed.
AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!1!!!11!!!!!
*run-powns-byt blak fingie*
I has to go warsh my hairs and puke. BRB
*run-powns-byt teh prop spydrrz*
*maykz shur awl ar prprrlee killifyd, plastik or uddrwyz*
Thx, AP! U is a good grand-phlonquais.
Teh mayn toy ai has in teh baysmint fur Angie is a plastik spyder on teh end ob a string. We call it “spydermaus” (aneefing smaller den hur is a maus, aneefing biggrr is a monster).
Adn ai sing teh spydermaus song wen we plays…
Spydermaus, spydermaus
Duz wutebber a spydermaus duz
Yoo washes ur puke? Otay……..
Of coarse! Whut kine slob u think I is?
Ai dunno. Wot kinds R there?
Anyfing goes slob
Bare b*tt crak slob
Can’t be bovvered slob
D…
Annoing slobs
Bad bref slobs
Cutin teh kurners slobs
D…
depression slob…nuff said.
Euceminical slob….thier religions not very tidy.
Frisky slob…..never makes the bed.
G…
Greedy Slob
Hairy a$$ed Slob
Iritatingly irritating Slob
Jovial slobs
Kind slobs
Likable slobs
M …
Messee slobs
Noyzee Slobs
Obnokshus slobs
Peskee slobs
Q…
Messy Slobs
Noffing tu hide slobs
O mai god!! slobz
P….
ai werks at a wire mill – we mayks wire cablol, puts it awn big reels, and ships it awl ober teh wirld…wun dai wii gots empty reels bakk frum a kustomer – and fownd blak widow spyders in teh reels!!
*re-faints*
*faints across LCB*
*Probides swoonin kowchez, calls in teh YNNGs*
*fan-fan-fan*
third
bayse
Degree
burnz
to fall tew teh spyders
whirrld
ekonomee
Yu haz a clebber tuday, AP!!! *applolsauce*
man
(Pssst, DK, yu seed teh bideo uv Cory-teh-bebbeh-Basement-Cat?)
*Hands DK a fresh roll uv dukkee taype to halp holding deh CHRG on.
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oh, adn, um, SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!elebenty!
Fankies, mai cween! Skweeeeeeeeeeeeeee! indede!
*psst. I sended u a emayo, DK.
Oooh! *runs off to luuk*
Answered!
Schmooooz!!!!
Oh yash yash yash!!!! Adn herd hims liddle mewings! Adn ai wuzn’t waring a CHRG – wuz teh bery danjerus!
Haow bees hims code todai?
Him waked up sneezy. *sigh* But, him nawt sneezed so much teh last few owrs. Ai haz a wunnering if teh warm (him in makeshift sling agenst me, haz been awl day) an cumfurt an being sort-uv-bertical iz mebbe halping. Plus awl teh cheez-beems, uv corse!
PK – Wunse, Josie came hoam frum bein at kennlol foar a few dayz an hadda cold.
Teh vet tolded me to put hur in the bafroom wif me wen I tuuk showur, to let teh steems halp hur. I also ran teh vaporyzur (wifowt enny eewkaliptus innit) nexst to hur fabrit chayre.
Donut kno ifn dis wud halp teh bBC, cuz him sew small, but jes thot I’d tayle u abowt it.
Hm. Ai haz tu haz showr laytur, ai trai taht. *nodnod* Fankies!!!
an… ai a lil layte an been a lil distractid, but ai haz a happeh yu hadda gud baycayshun! {{{{{red}}}}}
Oh no need to apologyze, my fren! U has had teh seryus bizee!
I hoap to start skool agin in teh Fall, to try to get degree (so I can has bettur-payin job evenshulee). U gots enny sekrits u kin share wif me awn how to manidj fings bedder?
Hao tu manije being bakk in skool? Hm. Ai nawt had tiem tu slow daon an fink abowt hao ai keeping running.
Ai gunna be wishing yu awl teh bestist lukk inna whirrld, tho!!!
Fanks.
My biggest ishoo rite nao iz how to pay foar it.
I can has donayshuns?
j/k
That remindified me of a short video I taked of Esme a few years ago. She lurved my cool-mist humidifier and would always stick her face right into it.
I finded teh video and added it to my page:
Esme’s Facial
where can I find dis video p-k? Can I has a link?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo8ii23pC_o
Uv corse yu can!
youtube.com/watch?v=Eo8ii23pC_o
gear
Rate
troll
tiems a charum
neber leab a man behynd!!!
*Halpz Wulfee reskew deh pore halpless kitteh frum deh ebil soft poofee webbee fing.
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Whew, dat wuz klose!! :snikker:
snicker???
ai lyke snickers!!!
zombee spydrs! runawai!!!
kawll fur mr. baggins teh burgler he ken taek kare ub teh spyders
NO nawt dat wai! Dey b ober dere! NOES!
*pownse* Ohai!! Yu seed teh updaet ai putted a cupple threds bakk?
Ai juss waiting fur UToob tu du its fing wif a 4-minnit bideo uv Eva eeting gushifuds!!!!!!
Wun-trakk-mind, ai haz wun.
Wooo kant wayte! I subscribed to you guizez utoob sew Ai noez nao weneber yew put up a gnu bideo ob teh kittehs!
Ai sead teh wun ob bebbeh BC tew! Him b teh cute! Unforchunitlee Ai bin habbin trubbil wif Utoob nawt lettin mii upload bideos.Makink mii berry mad!
Ohai plasticat! Ai haz a big happee taht u an Eva bee gonna adoptify eech uvver! Ai hoaps u wil continu gibin uz cheezpeeps pix an updaits fer taht sweet bebeh! ai feel lyke wii iz awl hurr aunties an unkles!
Dun wuree, Ai will!
youtube.com/watch?v=VfwFvj_bcwA
(ai keep screwing up teh bloo linkees tuday, ai nawt eben trai)
Iz Eva-bebbeh wif gushifuds. Plz tu ignoar mai voise fur teh furst minnit, ai waz awn phone wif Hyumayne Sosietee Coordinator.
Oh mai gudness, hers such a big gurl nao!!!
Ai gno! Iz lyk obernyte her waz nawt a teenee bebbeh ennymoar! Her eets kruncheefuds an gushifuds an sleeps awna bed an an an an… an her gets her nawt-sekkund vaksinayshuns inna week!!!!!!
ai has wun at teh momint tew
Kat eas on the wai bk tew teh staet tewdai shud beh hoem in bowt an howr iff tehy got left awn tyme…
Yay fur Kat coming hoam!! *dansdansdans*
:dans dans dans dans dans:
hoep tehy eaz saef on teh road…
yesterdais confursashun if her seems liek yesteryeer alredy!!!
:dans dans dans dans dans:
hoep tehy eaz saef on teh road…
yesterdais confursashun if her seems liek yesteryeer alredy!!!
:dans dans dans dans dans:
wun kweshun
wai duz mishing hur gots tew hert sew bad???
eben wehn ai no dat ebery sekkund she eaz closur???
*runs teh otter way* Dis way?
NO NO! Teh [i] ODDER [/i] wai!
oops! Ai ment: ODDUR
Awl wayz seem ekwallee odd tu me.
*sniffs teh ayr*
Howebber ai detekt an odeur ob shwimpeez dis way…
If I could run that way I wouldn’t needs teh talcum powder.
Thx. I is heer all week. Tip ur cows.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today! inklooding Dict1987 and Gascat!! i haz not seed gastcat or momcat in a wile but if gascat iz luking today i hope him enjoyz himz burfday!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, an buttery yello caek wif krunchy topping an fresh berreez an wippy kreem!! also frootyfizzy party punch, iskreem, an life-size wakk-a-trol!! (teh trolz frum the facktree hoo haz had gud behayvur iz getting a day in teh owtdoors!! an dont wurry, teh wakk-a-trol iz not harmful to teh trolz, yoo iz only wakking tehm on teh heds so tehy not notiss anyfing. just be kareful not to stepping on tehms toze an offending tehm!) also goodie bags wif liddle remote-control flying motorsikkles, bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, cuper-kool sunglasses for looking liek sekrit agents!, kandeez, an fuzzy spider stikkers wif googly eyes! (but thees are frendly spiderz, not skary wuns!) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to maek all yor burfday wishes come troo!
akk, trying agin:
woops, forgotted teh burfday wand!
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woops, forgotted teh burfday wand!
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seerislee? ur reely gonna run?? guize, ai dint meen it, git bak heer an HELP MEH!!!
i hate spiders.
)
espeshully giant spiders.
espeshuly giant spiders taht wants to eeting me.
(srsly, thees are teh skariest sceens in harry potter an lord ob teh rings – teh wuns wif teh giant spiders. akk
ooohhhhh, ai hait taht seen ware Harry an Ron iz beein chaise by awl teh spyders!! *shudderz*
SaAVE YOURSELVES!! (Butt(!!) saves meh nawt-sekond!!!!)
SAVE YOURSELVES!! (Butt(!!) saves meh nawt-sekond!!!!)
*scratches head* Hmmm…curious…twiced?
Frenz, I can has ur gud wishes an beems plz?
I sed I wuz gonna try to kwit smokin again aftur bakayshun an runned out of ciggies yesturday. Today iz my nawt-sekkund day wifowt dem.
I kno I need to kwit an kno dat I shud kwit, but I also kno iz nawt gonna be eezy.
Plz to be sendin kwittin beems dis direkshun.
kthxbai
*faysez eest*
*sends anti-siggee kwittin beems*
Adn if dat duzznt wur, rememmer dat itz a dirtee filthee disgusting habit.
Fanks, AP.
I has kwitted befoar an kno awl the reezuns I shud kwit, butt iz diffrint dis tyem.
Teh nawt-sekkund tyem, I wanted to kwit. Dis tyem, I has to kwit foar mediklol reezuns. (Meenin, I nawt WANNA kwit, I HAZTA kwit.)
I jes gotta psyke myself into finkin I wanna kwit agin.
I kno, Red. Didnt meen tu judj or lekshur.
Dats whut teh sekkund lyn wuz fur – sumfin u kud yooz tu halp wiff teh mynd-shifting, nawt sumfin ai wuz tryin to conbins u ob.
Iz okay, AP. U nawt judj oar lekshur.
Ai know yoo can do it RHSB!!! {{RHSB}}
*Beams good wishz adn encourajmints to rhsb for teh not-annymoar-smokin*
Beems — yu haz tehm!!!!!!
We wants tu keep yu rownd, an yu gunna be rownd longer if yu kwitting!
yoo kan do it rhsb!! rebember:
teh smoking iz very eggspensib. if yoo qwit, yoo will hab much more munnies for nicer fings!
teh smoking iz stinky and dirty, iz bad for yor clofs an howse an yor skin.
teh smoking iz bad for yoo! duz all kinds ob pleh fings to yoo!!
an i not a eggspert, but i haz herd that if yoo haz a history ob teh cansurs, is best not to smoke becawz smoking iz inbolbed, more or less, in so many kinds ob cansur an just genrally stresses yor body so it cannot be helfy!!
i kno yoo kno all teese fings alreddy, but mite helping to heer it agin an agin!
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} gud lukk!
Juss bemember, smokin makes u luk OWLD!
That is hilarious, I hope he can get out of there.
Wayle, iz tyem foar me to get reddy to go meet my bff. I’m gonna pik hur up at hur howse, an wii gonna go owt to eet.
Hur has nawt seen my noo car yet, so dis will be hur nawt-sekkund tyem to riding in it. (Oh, an sum burd had teh NERV to poop awn wun of my hedlites an awn the side of my car! Grrr…)
I dunno ifn I gonna crash awn hur cowch oar nawt, so I mite be heer laytur or mebbe nawt.
Has a gud nite, my frenz!
Haz a gr8 nighty-night RHSB! Wishing you luck with the smoking 2!!
ONOEZ! Teh white fuzz! Do not want soft! Do not want soft!
Scary picture 0_0
lol,yu cun almost ad,
“mundayz comin”