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Ai fits purrrrfikly!
Mornin Ambercat,Annipuss an Fluffy B
We has a plait. Celebrayshun reqwests?..
Coffee,Tea,Toast,crumpets?
cawfee plees, anna nodder cafee, anna nodder cawfee. An tehm som cawfee anna madonaldsbigbrekfust Kthnxpls!
*Hands Ambercat a bukkit ov cawfee an a makkyd breffist*
Finkso I will joyn yoo in taht. I lubs teh scramblol aigs.
Anna fayree wand to wayv ober teh haus an maek it awl cleen an tydee!
I need taht!!! Can I has a lend plz?
Me three – Ai haz losted mai MP3 playur. Ai fink Ai puttid it in a saef plaes….. Iffn Ai had a gud tidee-up Ai mite fyned it!
>snerk<
ai duz teh sames, annipuss! whenebber ai tidee ai put fings in “ther propurr plais” an can nebber fine agin!
OMIGOSH!! I need awl of that!!! the faerie wand fur teh cleen up, teh cawfee an teh crumpets, pleez! An maybe sum scrmbloled aches!!
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An menee happee felicitayshuns awn teh lovely plait!.
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Seems to me teh best way to silly brayte wud be to sit heer kwietly an sip teh cawfee an nom teh yummy brekfast fuds.
O deer! Ai ar a fyoo minnits too layte. Ebreewun iz . . .not heer.
Ai will just sip sip sip teh cawfee and nom nom nom teh yummee brekfast fuds so verree thotfullee lef heer awn teh tayblol . . .an stop bai laytur!
Ai is heer! Butt(!) in teh mittuns lee, in between wayvin mai fayry wand an tydyin oop
Juss cawfee fur me thx – Ai had breffuss owerz ago!
*Hands Annipuss a bukkit ov cawfee*
Thx TM Ai nead dat 2 faes teh caturdai shops!
I noes whut yoo meen,Annipuss.
I’s just orf to teh haredressers wiv Angsty wun.I has to tell tehm that NO she cannot has brite red hare or ennyfing too extreme. Skule rules say no extreme styles.
Tehn we is goin to do sum shoppin for gnu clobes…I sharanked her fave hoodie lass night
Sharanked it???? LOL!! Hao???
Aw! Fankee tidmum! Iz beli sweet ob u, aifinkso. Ai’ll hab a nawrmul cuppa kawfee, plz. Wif kreme. Adn sum choklit-fudge caek, iffin u hab anii. Am onna stoopy “eetin-bettur-adn-moar-helfy-lifestyle-change-thingy”, so teh kravings r kikkin in.
*Hands Fluffy B a cuppa cawfee an a huge slice ob chokklit fuudj caek*
Enjoi
Oeh!!!
*hapitayl adn huge grin*
Fankee!
*nomnomsipnomnomsipnomnomsip*
Oeh!!! Bliss!!!
*nomnomsipnomnomsipnomnomsip*
Nawt berry kynd!
Akshully, seeing as kittehs doan lib wif teh saim views on wait as hoomins, ai doan fink it iz an insult.
Hao duyu kno?! Mebbee insyd ebbry “floofy” kitteh is a leen kitteh, tryin to get owt!
An insied ebbry fat hoomin iz a thin wun hoo eets 2 mutsh!
*looks at Hazel oozing over teh bed*
…erm…..?…Floofy.Yesh. Dats it. She like to be floofy boned.Cubbers moar lapspace yoo know
An keeps yoo warmer in teh winter thyme.
Ur rite. Deir izza leen kitteh in ebrii floofy kitteh, adn dey kum awt ebrii tym dey get a *wispurr* b-a-t-h.
Egzaktlee wot eye woz thinkin abaot mi Sadie wen shee got wun on Easter mundai. Sooo skinnie…
looks laik mai Zeekieboi. he a meetloaf kitteh.
Konfidins. Ai haz it.
Hoos complainin? …Warmf in teh winter an shade in teh summer
Mai Daddeh yoosed to say dis to me. Tehn I losed teh wate an he nawt say it no moar…but nao, taht Pleh! wate fownd me agen an him sed he still got teh wide load boards an flashin lites in teh shed
..I nows him only funnin meh tho. Him lub me no madder whut. There juss be moar ob me nao
Yu is nawt as big as awl taht! An, wonse yu an Teh Angsty Wun start traynin fur teh Race for Life, yu’ll soon trim doun – an yu did sai yu wanted to start walkin mor…!
troo dat. I will be walkin ebreewhere wivin reach…but I dunfinkso I is reddy to walk to Melksham tihs mornin. A bit too far at teh momunt.
I will walk to teh car tho
Wut’s happnin in Melksham?
Haredids for me an Angsty wun an sum retayl ferapee.
Plus a bimble rown teh charitee shops
Ought to go bissit teh Aged P’s too, tho I seed tehm lass nite.We Dadnapped mah Daddeh an took him to the Pub
*snerk* Ai got Ohai-Jak’d bai a bottul ob vino vollapso – hence teh layt start tihs mornin!
“vollapso” ???
“collapso – fingehs nawt waekd oop porperly!
nao i fot “vino vollapso” sownded laik a fine naim fur whine, yoo cooda got awai wif it wif mii!
hmmm. those having spare tyres shouldn’t comment upon the width of anothers trailer.
Hmmm….
*scratchis chin fotfully*
Wise wurds……
*wandurs awai deep in fot*
Ouch! What a mean sign. So she has kittah bearing hips, she can’t help it.
ai lubs taht, tid!
conga rats tew all hoo r in plait.
ai duz a littel dans fur yoo
wun too free kick
turn tern tern kikk
oops ai gots a dizzee
ai hab a mikkee d brekfass too wuns room stop teh spinnin! sins no kallerees heer ai has teh wun taht is made ob panckakes an hab elebentee fat grams!
*Hands MM a mikkyD breffist, an puts a chare unnerneef her so she nawt fawl down go BOOM*
oh fankees, tidmum!
taht is a dellishus brekkie! hab a lubblee walkabout! ai goes to find map to see whar Melksham are!
mai dizzee iz gawn nao. no fallee daon heer today! (sew far)
Oeh!
*klaps floofy paws in aprisiashun*
Fankee MM! Wuz a beutimus dans, but pleez tu nawt fall down adn hurt usef!!!
ai has a shape an it is rownd. ai falls daon, uzhallee ai jus bownse!
Ai hazza confused. R u maed ob rubbir?
gigglol
no fluffee b ai iz maed ob flubber!!
tihs is tew funnee! yur in Wiltshire an yur mayor is named wiltshire????
ai lubs it!
Ai had to googLOL it, cos eech toun has its oen mayor, but yu R rite! Richard Wiltshire is teh Mayr ob Melksham, in Wilts, so he is Mayr Wiltshire ob Wiltshire!
aim still laffin abowt it! i finks taht is totallee kewl!!
Melksham…. I chugs throo dere on mai ways to Brizzol sumtimes. Lubbly plaise is Melksham! I iz in Chester, where iz berry sunny toodai.
Ai di taht jernee in reverse, sortov: Ai moovd form (neer) Chestah to Wilts. fur a gnu jawb, an did som ob mai traynin in Melksham
i googlol’d Chester too, an looks berree lubblee! ai wud laik tew run awai
It IS lubbly; lawts ob Roman bits an Victorian bits an byootifull cuntrysyd an rite nekst dor to Wales for eben mor byootiful mowntins. An rilly gud anteek shawps an joolry shawps! An teh oenlee toun-centre raysecorse!
I iz berry luckee. I work in an office dat is next door to da race course. On racee dai da horses walk passed mai windo and I wave at dem. De buildings are berry beautimus. My office was built in 1780 az a house! Berry lubbly indeed.
Well – maybe we can go sum day???
Yu cud pop in, awn yur wai bak form Germunee….
wow! i jus chekked an plasticat’s eva fund is up to $390.00!! ai iz sew purrowd to be a member ob tihs communitee!
Yay! *dans dans shuffle shuffle clappity hans* dats my ‘yay fur lubbly cheezepeeps’ dans. I iz goin to try an knit a babeh eva frum a toy pattern, butz I habs no oranj yarns. I iz goin to get sum on payday.
oooooooooo post pickshurs, pleese, an ai bets a pattern wud leed two mennee bebbeh evas!
I certaimaly will doo! It iz a patturn dat was made wib ‘eyelash’ yarn orijinally, but I haz a pleh about knittin wib it, so itz will be orinj and yello stripes like bebbeh eva. I haz to habs a fink about the wiskas tho. Enee ideas?
Nylon fishing line?
Reel kitteh wiskers? Tehy usuallee in ampul supplai if yu haz kittehs.
Mai Seanya collecting tehm, gunna make clay kitteh-masks fur me wif wiskers, an paintings wif teh wiskers addid. 
Ai haz a impresst, yu haz teh tallint, aifinkso!!! Plz tu purrvide pics when yu dunned!
*blushes and hides behind current piece of handcrafts* Ai fank ewe prysma! I was going to message ewe and ask if it wud be okai to send it to the rescue centre where you works for dem to raffle off or sumfink (or maybe for ewe to keep??) As ai has free use of de innernational postage! Perk of my job… Pls to let me know??
Wow! An tehre’s still a munf to go, awn teh donaytiforcayshun fund!
Wow, dat’s rude. Got to remember not to fall asleep drunk in front of mah frends again.
Hewminz shoodz nawt rekkz
Kitteh’z dreemz wiff sadz attemptz
atz sillee hewmurr
Gray Kitteh wuz in
‘Meet~lofe Moad’, enjoyeengz dreemz.
Bawvurreengz no wun
Mebbee Gray Kitteh
willz ekksersyze him clawz awn
Prittee Wun’z strrrrrrettttch pantz?
Jack.
Meetlofe mowd teehee.
He iz da america cat
Ohai guis!
Him nawt kwite got teh hang uv teh siringe feeding yet, but wif sum payshunse ai can skwirt lil bits intu hims mouf an him swallows. Him LUBS tu be holdid, so aifinkso ai gunna be making him a sling so ai can keep him agenst me — altho hao ai gunna du howsecleening fur PoC’s bisit (coz uv KD’s allerjees, nawt coz her sed, “ew yur howse izza mess!”), aidunno. We gunna du pics uv him inna few minnits.
Teh bBC maked it fru teh nyte. Him still hab sum fussee mommints, an oh teh sneezing when him waked up!
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Az fur uvver gnus, Eva hadda big brakethru tihs moarning!!! Ai maked milk fur teh bBC an had sum left when ai filled siringe fur him. So ai finked, whainawt? an miksed teh lil milk wif lots uv gushifud an gibed tu Eva inna bowl. (Tihs waz inna middlol uv teh nyte, btw.) Her stepped in it wunce, tehn settloled daon an nomnomnommed lyk a big kitteh!!!!!!! So nao, her eets teh babycat kruncheefuds, an teh slitelee-milkee gushifuds!!! Her nawt need bottlol feedings no moar!! No moar nipple getting clogged wif bits uv gushifud, oar hyoomins whu get teh speed rong, oar ennyfing!!!!!!!!!! *dansdansdans* Nao we just gotta wurk awn teh litterboks fing.
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Gudniss, her grow up wifakwikniss!!!!!!
Oh, an az fur teh LOL: phhbbbbtttt! Ai finding wif teh orphlings taht ai haz big adbantage Seanya nawt haz: Ai haz nyse big soft nachural ledge fur kittehs tu halp tehm stay awn upper chest.
Plus, ai nawt get dragged bai goggies taht can pull teh lil skinny fashnubul gurls rite awf tehms feets.
Size haz teh usis!!!
Yabbut, teh clothin dezynurs nawt wanna beleev dat us nawt-skinny gurls wanna ware clothez dat NAWT luuk lyk dey wuz maded by Ahmad teh Tent Maykur. **sighs sadlee**
Ai gno. *sigh*
yhat looks EXACTLY LIKE MY CAT………………………………..
whos fat
iz 75th ha! beat u, u na 75thers!