let me in!
let me in! let me in! ders no littrboks owt heer, teh fud keepz running awae… sum fud eben fliez… let me back in!!
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Ai wantz to be an insied kitteh!
Aowtdorz iz no playss fur kittehz. Indoarz iz sew mush bettur fur kittehz. Letmiiin!
An yew can snorgle mai tummi!
Purritee gud deel u offerz, aifinksew.
Itz a wilderness owt der!!
Ai meen – owt heer. Ware ai iz. Nawt lyk in der. Ware u is.
Let me in alreddee!
Yew awr correct! ha ha ha
And eben tho izza wilderness owt heer, izza junglol owt der.
Monk ref FTW
what???
opinz teh wind-oh adn youz can heer bettah!
ai haz needz ub teh.. liddurbawks NAOW!
sawree mawm I not run awai from home again
Inside only cat regrets dessibbin to venture outside.
Yabbut just as soon as he is teh inside again, he’ll be axing to go rite back out.
Thereby providin teh human wif much needed exoursize. What a gud, thotful kitteh!
In da front door, walkz thru howse, owt da bak door. Repeat til hooman goes tu bed.
wuz a gud sniglet:
“procatstinate”
when a kitteh howls etc to bee let owt; tehn when teh door iz opend, sitz an luuks an tryes too mayke up mynd wevver hee wantz to go owt.
by standinging inna middlol ob teh opned doar.
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“sniglet” – ai habn’t heared ov’em in liek foreber.
NNTN ref – FTW
Rich Hall iz teh funny
NNTN ref – FTW
Rich Hall iz teh phunny!
duz yoo hab my kittehs? that sownds awfuly familyur.
There’s tew much goin awn owt heer! I r skeered!
POC sheered ob chaotic wilderness. Hmmm…wut iz teh wurld comeeng tew?
I r Princess ob teh Chaos taht r maed bye MEH!! Iz beeg differense!!
I C, I C. *nods* mmm hmmm, but wut kinda K-Oz iz
teh Princesss cape-uh-blol ob maekeeng?
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All junglol (oar forest) critters (and treez) bii habin’ uh fierce.
Bearz, & Lionz (git in duh car) and Tigres, oh mai!
*scratch dat last wun, reverse it*
Crow de skeered…ob wuts goin awn.
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Wait, wut, hao did dis turn intew uh WOO listee?\.
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D…
i farted
*sigh*
Iz jess like mine kittehs what go owtside sometimes. They wants to come in dorz for uze teh potty, sted ub uzing teh sand pit wut I maydz for them.
*shakes head*
Teh Rum-Tum-Tugger. Awlwaiz on teh rong sied uv ebbree window.
Ai used to haz kitteh, him’s naym wuz Alex, I catched him wen him was libing under owr haus wif him’s mom. Him wuz just yittle feral kitteh and I catched him and keeped him. Anyways when him wanted to come back inside, him was usually owt fightin’, him lubbed fightin’, him wud jump awn the skreen door like teh kitteh in dat pitcher. Big ol flump noyz, and dere him wud be, hangin awn da skreen door.
“Lets me in!”
*pikshurs kitteh makin flump noyz & hanging on door*
*awlmoast falls owt uv chayr laffin*
Ai iz pikshurin Garfield hanging frum teh skreen door. *gigglol*
Yeah him wuz funneh. Him was always little eben wen hims was awl growed up. Yittle grey tabby wif a notch in him’s ear frum fightin’ owtside. I fink him’s had teh “Napoleon Complex.”
Sumtiems teh littlol wunz (mebbe teh runts) iz teh tuffest, aifinkso. Mebbe itz their way uv maykin up fur being littlol. Mah Dustee iz a third teh siez uv teh boikats, but she iz teh boss uv dem.
NS, yu gotted yur hed-ack unner control yet?
Ai did — fankies fur askin! Ai tayked an Aleve howrs & howrs ago & den eeted sum choklit cuvverd espresso beens & teh hed-ack wuz gone wiffin teh howr.
Oh yesh yesh absopositivilutlee! Teh fiercest ketteh wut eber owned meh wuz a widdlol orinj liddur runt naimed Charlie. I wuld toss himz awn teh bed frum across teh room **wields anti-caretroll shield**, and wuld he tuck adn roll and den eemeediatlee recubber and kom charging meh adn lauch himself frum 5 ft. away adn latch ontew may leg wif awl four pawz werf ob pointy endz.
OUCHEE OUCHEE OUCH ai wuld say ’til he lego, but ai swear hii grinned frum ear tew ear az hii wok’d away.
*nodz hed
sumtimez, I swearz u kin heer dem snikkering.
Teh snickers doan bawver meh az mush az duh whispwhispwhipsereeng.
Ai fink dey awr plotting mai demise.
May paranoia, let meh show it tew yew.
Gud fing dey doan noe hao tew awper8 teh tin opener.
Dey just “let” u opun deh canz sew u feel useful. Tehy mock u wen ur bak iz turned.
… an sumtiems wen ur bak iz nawt turned.
Ai beleeb it. Ai swear ai hab seen Bear dew dis tew meh.
Gigglol gigglol guffaw snortle….
Yet…
Muhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
kitteh wantings owt when in an ins wan owt
plz to b makings up minds, kthnxbai
iz deh purrrrogative uv deh kitty tu changing himz mind instantaneouslee.
♫ Dey say ai’m floofy
Ai really doan care
Dat’s my purrrrogative
Dey say I’m sassy
Butt (!) ai doan gib uh durn
Gettin’ gushifudz iz hao ai lib ♫
Hey! Ai’m floofy, tu! Pleezed tu meet u, Floofy.
Open! Open! De frootz iz on sellz!
Special For P_K
P_K AI isz seeing VB eeg white floofy wings anda brite Halo ober yer head. EWE iz n Angel to be takin kare ub teh kittehs dis wai! Lubs adn Beems to the widdle juans and tew ewe tew!
*****LUBS *****
*****BEEM*****
{{{{{{{{{ Prysma-Kitteh}}}}}}}}}
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—<—@ —<—@ —<—@ —<—@
—<—@ —<—@ —<—@ —<—@
—<—@ —<—@ —<—@ —<—@
(dats a duzzen Rozez )
wuz supposed to be Very Beeg wingz
Ai unnerstood, an ai replaid awn last thred, whair it waz. But ai gibs yu nuvver hug.
{{{{{{catslave}}}}}}
ooooh Pk how iz yu an Eva, Seanya, Trick, Loki, Angel, Evam, and new bebbeh BC?
oops, nawt Evam, unless yu gitted yet nuther new kitteh. I nawt forgit enniwun did I?
Yu gotted ebreewun!
See belo.
your cat is spun
No. NO FOOOD!
Hunting… ur dooin it rong
Ai lub dis LOL!!
I wantz tu tikklol dat belleh stripe!!!
Kwik bBC update: him mostlee sleeping, in teh cruuk uv mai left arm, wif towl rappd an tukked so it support mai arm an cober him. Him nawt sleep deep, him keep waking up with a sneeze oar a restliss oar, sumtiems, wif a lil crai taht just braking mai hart, wunnering whai.
But him seem comfee an mostlee content. Him habing a lil trubble wif teh bottlol feeding, ai habbing tu sirinje-skwirt lil bits uv milk intu hims mouf fur him to swallow.
Aifinkso we can du this, but iz gunna taek a lil adjusting.
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iz gunna be trikky, wif Eva an teh adult kittehs. Nawt want ennywun tu feel neglektid, but teh bBC iz gunna need sum seryus cuddlings an luvings fur a cupple-few days so him can get stwong an helfy again. Stress nawt gud fur teh immyoon sistim, an him been unner much stress teh last few days. Gotta get him feeling happeh an safe an un-stressed fur him tu get bedder. Ai finded a fing online fur making a sling: Kitteh sling an aifinkso ai will. Problee ai will eben be taking him tu skool in it Mundayn moarning, sinse is haf a day, an ai nawt fink it fair tu ask Seanya tu trai tu handul AWL teh felines aloan. Idunno, we’ll see.
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Plus, if awl goes well, PoC an KD will be heer Mundayn afternoon, an PoC sez her happeh tu halp wif kitteh-sitting.
Poor liddul fing! U iz such a gud kitteh mommeh, PK.
Hao be Eva & Angel & Loki & Trick?
Sleeping, sulking… Trick an Angel be wannering in an out frum teh balknee, Loki sleeping inna back ruum snubbing ebreewun, Eva snoozing in her howse.
Wevver ai a gud kitteh-mommeh problee depends wevver yu asking Loki oar teh bebbehs. LOL
Aaackkkk!!!! WP b nomming mai commint!!!!
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Where iz dat donkey?? WP needz a good hoofin’!
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U b such a gud kitty-mommeh, PK!! ♥
But, ur kitth sling linkee no werkee.
Hmph. Good hoofin’ needed, indeed!!!!
armvblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/diy-kitten-sling.html
WANT PIX!!!!!!
and wth happent to teh website?
Is I teh only one that sees a diffrent format?
*ahem*
WANT PIX OF BC BEBBEH NOW!!!!
It b differnt. I noez dey had problemz wif deh Internet Spoder vershun. not shur if it b fixifyed yet.
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And, PK,
Wii wanting pixorz!!
Wen due wii wanting dem?
Wii wantz dem now!!
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Schmoooz. Just kidding, u noez.
Tumorro, pixors. Tunyte, get bBC eeting an feeling moar comfee.
btw, him nawt toadallee blakk… him haz cyoot lil whyte dot awn hims chest.
if himz nawt toadallee blakk, iz him froggilee blakk??
*giglol* Him awfully fluffee fur a amfibiun.
U kud naymin him “Tadpole,” an callin him Tad fur short.
U kud eben get him a lowercase t. *gigglol*
I was thinking “Tod” because it’s “Dot” backerwards. But “tad” is teh cute!
I red bowt ur liddlol gurlz lower case t. dat so funnee!!! gib hur a hug fur mii!!
Ai will!!!
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Itz phinallee tiem fur meh to going hoam!!! Yay!!! See u awl soon.
Haz a gud week end!! schmoooz!
Itz still luukin funneh to meh azwell, Leeza.
Wun niec fing – if u puts in a space between liens, teh space stays dere — u duzzint hasta put in dots (ooooh dots).
but, but, but, I likez deh dotz…..
Dotz iz mai fren.
Dot(z) iz mai fren tew. Dats wut wii naimed teh feist goggie wut adopted us uh monf ago. Jes tuk down teh flyerz today. Herz awfishulee mine nao.
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Akshully her full name iz Dot Dot Dot… affur the line in Mama Mia…and cuz herz hab dots awn her hyndee quarters anna wun onna tawp ob her hed.
So hur b an S??
dash dash, dash dash dash, dot dash dot, dot dot dot, dot
Ha ha. I jes got it.
Eben affur ai followed teh link.
Datz why ai lub dis playce. Ai lern sumfing new eberytime.
••,••••,•-,•-•,-,••,-•-•,••••,-•-•
translator
.-/../-./.—-./-//../-//–./.-./.-/-./-../..–../
••••/••-/••••?
ainpt it nrand?
purrhaps “ain’t it grand”
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yup, it wuz spozed to b ‘ain’t it grand’
*Whew* Ai fot mai geek card wuz in jeopardee fur uh moment. Glad tew noe dat ai kin still crypt in-N-owt.
*mmmm dubblol dublol animlol style*
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BTW – wut tranyslator wuz yew yooseeng?
I usinged deh wun I linked in mai commint wif the encoded messij. *wunderz if i wuz too subtlol.*
it b after 1 am…. I goez tu bed now.
*lukz at clock.
Schmooz tu u NC66, and tu Tiki adn tu •••
*blushes*
Fankies foar teh schmooz*
Luk foar uhnudder walk in the medow 2nite.
Ai’z feline meloncollie?
“S” azzin seelut? Yep! Dat wuz her. Nawt N-E-moar ob coarse cuz wii doan letter owt fur dat sortta stuffs. Butt (!) ai hazza wunder why yew fink Meryl (teh object of Sophie’s snoopin’) hazza promis-Q-ess? Ai doan fink she wuz uh es el yew tee. Ai jes fink she wuz missin’ sumbawdee.
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BTW – Ai neber see dat moobie Srysly.
Noap, noap, dats my storeee, and ai’m stickin’ tew it.
wut moovee?? Mai kulchural ignerince, let mii show u it.
dis wun.
fankz
Hab yew nawt seen dis wun your highness? Iz berry gud.
Dare ai say dare it iz wun ob mai faborites nao?
Clenches man card firmly.
Doan wanna Maus oar Aahz oar JD oar Phleep oar SHD oar N-E ob the cheezmenz tew take it aways.
I hazn’t ben tu deh mooveez in mumblty yrz. And if dehre not b Steven Segal oar John Wayne in it, fur sum reezin it duzn’t show up on ower TV.
As I have a copy of ABBA Greatest Hits…..I have no room to talk.
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that and I’ve been known to read the directions.
*wavez floofy pawz tu dan
Nite-nite!!
g’nite, the second part of my day begins…..now
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later……Celtic Woman loads-in
g’nite yor majestry. STDLTBBB
Dat’s OK dan, ai kin dew yew wun beddur. Ai haz an affinity foar teh Spice Gurlzzz, oar N-E gurl band foar dat maddur. Altho, nawt teknicholuee uh gurl band, mai faborite iz Garbage. Mai confessions, let meh divulge dem tew yew.
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BTW- MamaMia bii may awl time faborite moobie right nao. It jes edges owt Joe vs. teh Volcanoe.
*crickets*
**wanders awf tew the meadow tew bizit Marco and Noey**
Runz tew halp out PK
Animal Rescue Merrimack Valley
Fank yu! Schmooo!
“sum fud eben fliez” . . . too funny.
haha! I knew of a cat who, after being let outside all day for the first time, greeted its owner on her return home with a frantic dash to the litter box inside! (“I bin crossin my legs fer hourz!!!”)
…fail. Goddamned retard.
oooo. terrabelle, u haz tripped mai trigger. I haz a big hate fur deh “r” werd. it b so meen and hateful. Deh onlyest rule heer iz tu playing nice, and dat not b nice. U b welkum tu eggspress ur opinyun, but plz do not cawling peepz namez.
humer b subjective, just kuz u don’t think sumfing b funny, duzn’t meen it not b funny tu uzzer peepz!
U b welkum tu stay and play, az long az u play nice.
Teh “R” oar “T” wurd iz deaf
in gnat lee welkom here.
Ai uhgree wif teh cween, eben tho’ awl “challenged” wunz ai know call demselves teh saim, ai doan fink iz polite.
“Nice”=polite.
Furr the moar, ai doan pre-she-ate N-E wun hoo presumez to know hoo teh allmighty condemns.
Pleh awn yew. Pleh, pleh pleh!
Self aware mush? Awn bof akownts.
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Ai know, ai know, Doan feed dem, butt (!) A
…butt (!) ai hab awl deez nutz awn hand, and wut beddur person..er..tee awr oh ell ell tew gib dem tew?
I haz 2 adoptified neices hoo b viktimz uv fetal alcohol syndrome (i.e. deir birf muzzer dranked waaaaay tu much adn it waz berry detrimental tu deir braynial developmentingz.) Deh ‘r’ werd b verry hurtful tu dem. I reelee hatez tu heer peepz uzing it az a perjorative.
Nawt tew feed teh tee awr oh el el N-E-moar, butt (!) ai agree wif yew you majesty. Dats jez nawt polite.
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Howeber, ai lib near uh state facility dat speshilizes in “learnin’ challenged” peeps, and ai gawt lotsa (few) fweends that awr supposedly “disabled”. But dey iz sum of teh bestest fwends ai hab. Wun “mentally challenged” fewnd ob mine has tawt meh moar ’bout life dab N-E ob my sew called “regular” fwends. Hii cracks meh up coz hii refuses to be cawled “challenged” oar “hand-capable”. He insists dat he iz uh “tard” and F***n’ damn prowd ob it coz hii nawt harnessed by cultural norms oar expectayshuns. He tells meh dat iz liek smoking weed and coming up wif sooper insightful ideas coz he duzn’t hab tew worry ’bout wut udder peeps fink ob him. Honestly, he finks ob sum real stoopid sh*t, but ai fink iz cool dat wii tawk about it coz iz noe diffrunt dan mai udder fwends dat kom up wif dumb @ss stuff, cept hii noes wen hiz bwain misfires, unlike sew manee ob mai fwends, And hii says dat hiz fwends noe wen day being stoopy tew, but jes doan car. Ai often wunder hao wunnerful the wurld wuld bii iffn ai (wii awl) culd feel teh same and nawt worry wut udder peeps fot ’bout wut ai (wii) fot. Ai haz uh serious jelus. Ai tell yew wut.
ai nawt wanna feed teh tee row oh ell ell
but
shame on yoo. taht diz gustin name tew call enneewun!
mai rezzidints have all got TBI (traw matic brayn injuoree) an is frum eether drug use oar frum co ordinashun problems doo to teh HIV crossin teh blood brayn bare eer.
iz nawt tehr fawlt enne moar tahn teh cween’s neeses.
Iz ok mugglemary, teh persun iz gone fur nao. Doan let ‘em get tu u, dey r nawt worf et.
Ai agree fully, tho. Izza horribol wurd tu use!
I’z wiv yoo awn dis MM.
I worked for yeers wiv Adults wiv a wide variety ov needs an disabilities
Bofe mai kidlets be teh speshull needs or ‘differntly abled’…Autism +Tourettes an Aspergers+ Epilepsy. Awl wrapped up in 2 wonnerful pakkijes
An mai neffyew is Auutistic an mai step greta neffyew be Downs.
I hate it so hard wen peeps use teh R werd. i has a a big sad
Cats dont talk like that!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! I thought they went meow =(
Lemme in! Lemme in!!!!! Ai’m tu jung adn purrty tu dye awt heer!!!!!!!
i thawt i favritted this wun ages ago but it sez ‘add to favrits’ as if i hazent!
yez i seen it b4
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3971885
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3971993