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hunnert dollur towl!
A free-way ty!! concatz tu jk2k, annipuss adn calicocoa!!! deh ty booteek b habbing lotza springtime guudeez fur u.
If ai cud go, ai wud want wun of teh noo snoglobes ov the Princess Mu Meadow wif awl teh noo spring flours blooming! Ai saw it in teh window, neggst to teh doggie wif no price tag awn himz.
noboddeh eber toled yew how much himz wuz?
teh waggely tail costs extry.
wut iffn ai wants teh wun wifout teh waggeldy tayle? huh huh??
ooh snoglobe, nyce! dew want!
Dey haz deh …
Applol blossom scarvez
Bobblol hedded dandy lionz
Chokklit bunny wabbitz
D..
Daffydill broachiz
Eester eggs
Fresh flourz
G…
Gingerbred cookiez, kitteh shayped
Hankiez of teh finest linnen wif spring flours embrodured in teh korners
Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Committee skulpchoors
J. . .
Daffydil doiliez
Elolfant eggcupz
Fevvery fanz
G…
Jenerously-portioned noms
Kaeks in shaype of Koln Kathedral
Lasagne, asparagus-filled (nom nom nom!)
M….
mini noooo fings
nooo fings galoreeeeeee
otter peeps fings
peeps fings dat “sumwun” fergots tew ret/gib back
qweschunable ownership fings
—— ai finkso ai gots side twaked——-
otay den……..
returnable fings
sweet fings
teeny tiny fings
upside down fings
very cute fings
wunnerful fings
x-tra speshul fings
yellow fings
zebra striped fings
TA DA!!!
oooh goodeh — ai heeringz dat tehre’z teh eva boblolhedz adn snogloabz. eva snogloab — want!
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ai bringingz teh nais pitchur ornj (eva-cullerd) martooniez. happehtayl caturday eve!
Ai wud laik wun ov those Eva-colored martooniez, pleez!
*sip sip sip*
Yum! Taysts sumwaht laik an Oranj Crush!
Must be becuz ov teh orange curacao…
Dang!!!!! Now I wants wun.
mite be fuzzy naval toonies!
Ohai, jamama! Gud to see yu!
yesh ai hazza happi tew be here! jus nebber nuff hours in teh daze!!! schmoooo
Maeks a gud pillo 2
awn teh paypr trayl
dubble ply….baybeee.
Dubblol-ply? SUMBODEE must has teh munnies!
Itz teh thikker kwikker pikker upper.
Ratz!! ai ar a bit sleepee!! Shudda bin
Dey see me rollin
Dey hatin…
Cauz dey needs de paper
an u stole it
u stole it!
will kitteh spare a square?
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methinks not.
Seinfeld ref!! Yay Dan!!
Keeps mah belli nys adn kleen
Kleen bellehs is moar fun to snorgle.
Well as u kno ai is snorgalishus!
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Akshulee, Angie wud rip ur fays auf if u tryd puttin it der, but itz fun tu imagine.
Remynz me of a nowld Calvin & Hobbes cartoon I saw wunse.
Calvin snorgled Hobbes’ belleh an teh last panel showed Calvin awl tored up, an him sed, “Dere bellehs shud nawt be so sawft ifn u nawt aloud 2 do dat.”
LOL
Ai lubs Calbin & Hobz! FTW!
I has a comfy zzzzz….
Dis pikshur proves dat kittehs can sleep ENNYWARE!
**haz a jellus**
Itz teh likwid bonz dat konform tu anee shayp rekwyrd fur kumfurt.
if dey hazza liquid bonez and can conform to anee shape for comfort, then why…..why I ask you, must they pound, pace and kneed one for an extended period of time before settling down?
To mayk teh surfiss as nappablol as pawsiblol?
Juss maykin shoor dey has ur attenshuns. So dey can be kumferbul in mynd dat u kno dey is rite der … no, der … no … der.
Yeff
Bebbeh BC heer!
Him haz a hongree. We feeds, tehn ai get bakk tu yu.
Pore bebbeh, him haz sneezis an fings. Plz tu sending him lubs an beems?
Lubs an beems comin ur way!!!
*faces in norfeesturlee direkshun*
*sends lubs an beems*
*Faisiz norf east.
*turnz on High Beemz!!
*lubz shiningz on deh babeh BC!!!!
*Awlso fayces teh eest an a littlol bit norf!
*Sets beems awn HAI!!!
OH!! Hai, baybee kitteh. *gentul skirtch under teh tinee chin*
*sending luv az hard az ai can to babeh BC
Beem, beem, beem. Uv kors, wii wanna gno! Wutz hiz naym?
Tehy been cawling him “Licorice,” but ai nawtfinkso it fits him.
Got sneezis an runny noez an lil bit wun eye weepy. So him haz tu haz eyestuffs twice a day an oral likwid meds twice a day. An tehy nawt sed, but uv corse, we gots tu keep him warm an cozy (iz gud fing Eva outgrew her heeting pad an teh tikky clokk!), an keep him away frum teh uvver kittehs so tehy nawt gets pleh, an keep ebreefing mebbe contamnaited cleen an/oar away frum uvver kittehs. Nawt want Loki (gots azma) oar Eva (bebbeh!) tu gets pleh!!!
Him awl blakk, az far as ai can see, an berry soft n floofeh. Him abowt tu weeks owld.
Him berry confuzzled an upset an awl ryte nao, getting passt arown hand tu hand, pore bebbeh.
Plus him haz a pleh.
Him settling daon, ai gots him against mai chest inna kinda towl hammok. Nawt crying ennymoar. Still nawt reellee sleeping, but kwieter.
Awww…pore bebbeh.
I be sendin helfee an happitayle beems to him.
Aifinkso him fawled asleep.
Pore lil gui…
Him iz ablol to sleep cuz him knows dat him iz sayfe wif u an Sean, pk.
Awww – sew sweet!!!
*runz in wifakwikness an kwietness* gibbz new bebbeh BC kitteh little kisses an lubz, karefully nawt tu wake himz. {{PK, Seanya, an awl little an big kittehz}}
Aaawww, PK! U gots anovver gnu bebbeh?! U are teh sooperwomin aifinsko!
Pffft, sleep? Sleep iz fur wimps! *luks slitely crazed*
Ai will making him a blog tu, an getting pikshurs, but ai nawt want tu waking him wif pics n fings ryte nao.
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Ai menshuned it teh last tu threds.
Oh, nao i sees it! Poor lil bebbeh boi!
*sends lub strayt to teh east, awlmost ipurrsip… imperspt… awlmost nawt at awl to teh norf*
Sownz lyk lotta wurk, but iz teh gud wurkz, fur shoor. Snorglz tu teh litlol fluffmeister! um, wen hims feelz up tu it, ob kors.
Fayses West an beems VERREE HARD!!!
Oh, P_K, iz moar conbinsed than ebber that yu r called to own nd run a no-kill cat shelter….I fink I sees it in a goldy-edged clowd just slightly in teh future ov yr purrsonal tyme line….
Bless teh widdle basement cat…and I hope Eve and Loki donut has jelluses. Iz good Angel iz akting friendly-like now.
Aifinkso ai cud even pay fur it, at leest partlee, wif a kitteh boarding
Ai fink ai gunna see if ai can make a sling uv sum kind, so ai can keeping him against me lots. *pondurs towels, scarfs, old sheets, n fings*
kennelhowse az part uv teh fasilitee. Mebbe sum peeps wud nawt board kittehs neer rescyoos… but mebbe sum wud lyk tu board kittehs in a place taht reelly LUVS kittehs.Taek munnees tu start, tho… need land, need tu haz bildings bilt az needid…. *shrug* We;ll see what happins!
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Fanks, ebreewun, fur teh luvs fur teh gnu bebbeh! Him sleeping, a lil restlisslee, unner mai chin… ebree so oftin, ai feel a faint purr fur five ur ten sekkunds. Altho ebree so oftin, him gibs wun lil crai in hims sleep.
P_K AI isz seeing VB eeg white floofy wings anda brite Halo ober yer head. EWE iz n Angel to be takin kare ub teh kittehs dis wai! Lubs adn Beems to the widdle juans and tew ewe tew!
*****LUBS *****
*****BEEM*****
{{{{{{{{{ Prysma-Kitteh}}}}}}}}}
—<—@ —<—@ —<—@ —<—@
—<—@ —<—@ —<—@ —<—@
—<—@ —<—@ —<—@ —<—@
—<—@ —<—@ —<—@ —<—@
(dats a duzzen Rozez )
Ai hardlee an angel, catslave… just lub teh kittehs berry muchlee!
An lukkee tu haz teh awsum frendz whu gib s’port an incorijmint an hugs an rosez an fings. {{{{{{{{catslave}}}}}}}}
Wen mah Momcat wuz taykin caer uv teeny-tiny Dusty who had a clubfoot wen she wuz bornd, she put her in a littlol (but fairlee deep) purse dat she keeped slung ober hur shoulder. Dusty wuz bery happitayl sleepin there & poppin her hed owt wen she wuz awayke. Momcat massaged Dusty’s paw fur howrs ebbree day & teh clubbiness uv it wented awai!
Yur Momcat, her be amayzing! Ai see whair yu gets it… an it luk lyk yur dotterkittin be continyuing teh famblee tradishun!
Yup yup. *gigglol*
Duz u haz a littlol purse u kin use fur carryin teh bebbeh arownd?
Wish mai kitteh would do that. She cood hav hur afternoon naps, barf onna paper towel insted of mai bedsheet, an ai save munneiz on teh laundry. Ai think ai will go make mai bed wif a papr towl bedspred rit naow.
Taht wud bii TU EZY, BGee.
I haz a drool ketcher…
LOL
Tortee Kitteh luukz
lyke mai Paw~la. Berreh smrt
andz clebburr Kitteh
Tortee Kitteh canz
crawss t3h carpett andz nawtz leev
lawtza fur behyndz
Lawng, wyde sawfft stuff
purr~fekktz 4 mulltee~taskeeng
Kitteh awnz t3h moov
Canz ekksploar andz nawt
leevz ebbidenss oarz enjoyz
pillo wiff hurz Napz
Jack.
Torteez ar lyke taht. Tehy haz skilz. Bigthyme.
Ai nebber noo befoar waht Paw~la luked laik! Thanks fur letting uz know!
Tortee kettehs ruul! Fanks, Jack – is wunnermus!
LOL!!!!
hahahaha. that made my day happier
I iz a gud kitteh I clean up aftah maself
**luuks arown, perks up eers**
**sees nuffin, heers nuffin**
YAY! I can has howse to myself!
Who wants to join me in Caturday-eve party?
PAR-TEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Wii haz teh NIPZ!
**gibs jmuhj a gud amowt of nise nip**
Enjoy!
Ennywun eles?
i’m heer!! i bringed teh root beerz an i skreemz for root beer flotes!!
kan haz party games?
Ai haz at leest a kuppul moar howrs uv werk … moar if ai donut staying owt uv heer.
ohai guise! ai wud luv to partee but haz sum werkz to do nawt-sekkund.
Howevver, ai wud lyke to say sumfing!
*leaps gracefully up on soapbox*
*ahem*
Toodae is mai CHEEZIVERSAREE! Haz bin wun yeer since ai gotted a link frum my FIL to “funny pikshurs uv kittehs”.
A big hartfelt FANKYOO to the big burgerz an alla cheezpeeps foar a much fun yeer!!
*fawls gracefully awf uv soapbox*
*hans TessM sum “Happee 1st Annifersaree” balloons*
Yay! but Mai! duzzn’t taim flai bai???
Hello again JCH4K! I sended you a message on ur profile…please to answer it? kthnx!
Conga-rats, tessm!
U need sum halps gettin up?
wowzer!! wun yeeeer old!!! i not know wen ai nawt second wuz here but ai cud figger it out – *if ai got bored or sumfin* schmoooooooo
{{{tessm}}}
Happitayl Cheeziversary!
happy Cheezibersary, tessm!
*hands ober tank ov helium to keeps Janet’s balloons filded wif floaty air*
*waits to see how long it will be before all teh cheezpeeps be talking in skweeky voices.*
week week week {{{{{end}}}}}
Monorayle cat Leves Paper trayle
Oops! Tyem to employ teh poynty enz an shred teh ebidense, a la Enron.
awww,cute and comfy.
Ai haz kyoot non-kitteh storee to shayr.
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My little girl, whose nickname is “Trina” came running downstairs to me last night, all excited because she had found a pretty necklace upstairs. “Mommy Mommy – can you please put this on me?” I thought it was a personalized necklace we had gotten for her in Alaska (which she finds on a fairly regular basis, wears for a while, then puts away), but no — it was a pretty little cross on a silver chain. She is unfamiliar with religious symbols, and nobody in the house is Christian. I’m not sure where the cross came from, but I think I might have found it in a parking lot or on a sidewalk somewhere a while back and picked up. *shrug* Anyway — I looked at the cross & looked at her & looked at the cross, then asked why she wanted to wear it. I kind of expected the answer to be “because it’s pretty.” Nope. Her answer was, “it’s a lowercase t – for trina!”
I almost fell over, laughing so hard.
My husband was asleep last night before I could tell him this little story. I e-mailed him at work to let him know, and told him “If you see your daughter wearing a cross, your eyes are deceiving you. She’s wearing a lowercase t.”
awwwwwww {{{{{lower case t}}}}}
Capital story, NS!
*snerk*
No, silleh — iz lowercaes.
Ai tolded mah huzbin ai iz nao waytin to go owt wif teh littlol wun & heer dis exchange:
Straynjur: Datz a bery pretteh cross u iz wearin.
Trina: No – itz a lowercaes t.
Trina: Mommeh – breev! Y iz u laffin so hard?!
ohai N/S……… ai jus wannid yew tew noes dat ai let yer team win last nite……. jus fur yew!!!
Fankies — ai apreesheeyates dat.
Ai haz frendz in Centralia who iz Mariner fanz azwell. Dey iz probably mah 2nd or 3rd favrit AL teem, akshullee.
dats rite, yew toled me bout dems……. say issnt yew sposed to come up and see me/ai mean dem?
Heh — ai wud luv to, but we haz huzbin’s bacayshun tiem caerfully planned owt fur teh rest uv teh yeer. We iz goin bak to DizneeWhirld fur owr 10th anniversaree in September. Mebbe next yeer! We needs to see anuvver gaem at Safeco, aifinkso.
yesh, tho hopefully not yer teem agin mine….. den yew cud cheer fur mine!! LOL… wen cums tew playoffs wen we wuz not eben close to bein der, ai root root rooted fur yer teem!! mai sis wud yelll…….yai, annamime angels!!! (ai wish yew cud kept annamime name….. sheesh)
Oh yesh yesh yesh — wen dey iz playin sumwun else… liek teh hayted Yankeez. *pfftthhhbbttt*
Dats tew funnee! Hao abowt getting hur a star ob dabid and a cressent to go wif it? Peeps wud reellee be confuzzled!
She wud luv dat! Teh moar shinee sparklee fings, teh beddur.
*haz a pondur*
LCB — since we iz teh lawng-lost twins, ai gess it maeks sens dat she wud taek after u.
*has a proud of her long-lost neece*
ohai lcb how is deh gnu kitteh
does she like shinee fing 2?
O hai. Zoe is doing grate. She and Liam actually did a little snuggle teh other day! Today is her three-weekavershury. She likes to play wif all kines of stuffs, but her current fave is a purple felt mouse. She carries it around wif her and when she bats it around she makes little “mrrrt! mrrrt! mrrrt!” noises, like a hyoomin kid playing wif a toy car and making “zoom zoom zoom” noises.
How u is?
I iz good, my nose is deh stuffy from spring allergies
luking forward to a relaxing birfdai weekend
Happy birfday in advance!
*hugs 2K, slips a hypoallergenic shiny thing in her pokket for a prezzie*
ooh shinee…
fanks lcb
*vizulizes zoe making liddle noyzez palying wif teh purplol mowse, haz a happee*
iznt taht nice wen tehy starts to snuglol togevver an be frends!
Did u see teh pics of them wif their heds together? I splort just thinking about it.
ai haz a fren hoo doesn follow reel ijin ob ennee kind an wun dai ai asked her yungist sun whut he had bin studyin in skool an he sed “all abowt taht guy on teh “X”"
ai had a confuzzled until his mom reminded me his preskool wuz in a church. im paws i bull to find preskool nawt in church. ai about laffed mai hedd owff! an it still tikkels me!
Well dis is lukking lyk a beri happi fridegg! Teh wevver is wunnermus (heer in NorCal), peeps ar habin aniberereez adn noo adopshuns adn awl kyndz ob stuff.
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Unforchunatlee fur me itz ending wiff a sad. Mai job was eliminayted so ahm layd awf. Ahm cumin at u frum hoem on my stoopy laptawp dat finks it needs tu du a skan ebry tym ai wants tu play onlyn.
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Nao befor u gets awl weepee-iyd, teh companee has dun sum layoffs awlreddy, adn ai kinda saw teh writin awn teh wall, so eben doh u nebber akshulee egspekt it, it wuznt egzaklee a surpryz. Adn derz no ill will oar hard feelins, adn ai got a gud sevrans pakij, so ai kin tayk a moment tu breev befoar puttin maiseff owt der in teh reel whirld agin.
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But it duz gib me a whol noo perspektib, adn mebbe ai wont be as limited wiff wen ai can has playtym heer! So derz sum silber in teh klowds tu. Adn ai kno dat ai has teh lub adn support ob awl teh fyn peeps (adn sordid kreechurz) heer in cheezland. So on wiff teh Fridegg parteez! Hazza!
*hugs AP, slips something shiny and valyoobul in his pokket, for a rainy day*
Fankies, LCB. Ai wont menshun it.
*faces norfwurds*
*sends hugs & beems to AP*
Ai iz sry to heer abowt teh jawb — but hazzin a sevrans pakij certainly halps, aifinkso.
Heers to u enjoyin ur tiem off & findin a new jawb wen u wants to & befoar u “has” to.
*faysez sowf*
*gavverz in teh lubs*
*feelz teh warmf frum awl direkshuns*
Anom tu dat – muneez dont lass long wiff morgaj adn gushifuds adn stuffs, adn teh wyf bin wifowt a jawb fur sebral munfs nao tu. She iznt lukkin kuz is rekubberin frum teh surgereez. So ai kant sit arown fur lawng iffn ahm gonna fynd sumfin noo (adn lokal – don wanna moov!) befoar ai “haz” tu.
I hope’s yr wife (iz she Angie’s Mama?) rekubbers frum teh surgereez nicely. Anuvver silber cloud in yr lining…yu can bes aroun to help in her recubbery fur a while.
All teh bestest wishes fur teh right jawb at the righ time.
schmoos to you, the missus, dn to Angie nd Angel et al.
oh, angie’s papa, tahts too bad. glad it wuznt a shokk an yoo culd being prepared for it, an tehy gibs yoo sum munniez to live on for a wile. gud lukk wif teh finding a noo job, an haz fun playing heer in teh meentime!
Take a few minutez tu injoy teh tyme. Wii ownli git a few minutes in this lyfe, so injoy wat yu kan, an maibii yu find better job soon!
Sawry to heet dat, AP. *slow, sad hedshake* It be happenin awl ober teh place. At leest u saw it comin. Hoep u injoy teh time awf, and gud luk finding a gnu job wen teh time is rite.
{{{AP & Mrs. AP}}}
{{{{Angie’s Papa}}}}}
Glad yu will be able to play more and rest a liddul before you puts yurseff into serious nue jawb hunting…
U guyz ar teh beff – but u noo dat awredee, ryt?
{{shmooz tu awl cheezfrenz}}
Ohhh, AP…. taht be pleh…
Ai glad yu at leest got sevrinse pakkij, an yu get tiem tu play wif us.
Ai sending teh hopes an wishis an enerjees taht yu find gud gnu job yu will enjoi, aftur a lil brake.
{{{{{{Angies Papa}}}}}}
♥♥{{{{AngiesPapa}}}}}♥♥
Wut dey awl sed.
Keepz deh gud attitude.
*hugs* fur AP
ai admires yur level heddedness!
I has a sory.
Of course, if that cat was about to hawk up a furball, it would aim strategically past the papertowels for the rug.
Steemrolla Kitteh
is on ur road
smootheneng ur pavement
Monorail Kitteh
Laying new track
wow, that looks comfortable! (envious of kitty)
Depends Kitteh
duzznt need 2 stop at litrbox
Funny….my cat did this very thing for the first time today.
if i had that lolcat…..
i would make im a lol kitteh… SUPER LOL CAT!!!
AS MY COUS USED TO SAY….
” i did the macarena with a ninja cuz thats how i roll”
What a pretty kitty!