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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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ai kin beyrlee see u
butt my black eyez R ssssooooo key-yout!
(conga-rats to yoo, jk2k!)
Nao, Iv I cud zee enuf to ged’out ov diz twee (or bwantch-like ting)!!!
A liddle halp needed?
congee ratz shu layshuns awn teh ty! shal wii goe sillybraet?
Yiss, lets! Ai haz sum dubbul chokklit cookiez 2 shaer.
*nomnomnom*
deez r GUUUD! fanks!
*pores owt hawt choklit foar awl*
heers sumfing tew drink wif teh cookiez
Thx! juss wat Ai need – iz neerlee bedtiem!
o gud, iz gud tyme tehn! ai haz tew goe awf tew klas tew see awl mai stewdints pressentayshuns, dere fynil prawjik!
enjoi and dinna fall asleep!
Monorail panda reeches teh end uf teh line.
Ohai, WRr.
U gots enny tekillya wif u? I iz in desperit need of a margajarita.
ai has salt and limes…
Akshully, I purrfurr my margajarita frozed wif no salt.
Yesh, I’m weerd. Butt u alreddy knowed dat, rite?
thos ar gud tew!
*gets out sooper blender*
*blendblendblend*
*pourpourpourGLOP*
heer ya go red! don’t get brane freeze!
Fanks, gammacat!
Last tyem I had frozed margajarita, it frozed teh insyde of my chest!
Too bad nobodee offurd to halp warm me bak up.
Ai haz teh friend dat nawt duz teh lyme oar salt wif tekillya shawts. Hur haz tu have teh piklol joos onna sied tu chase it wif.
U want teh bloo hed tekillya oar teh Jose 1800?
Pikklol joos? Pleh pleh pleh pleh. Donut lyk pikklols oar ennyfing
dat has to do wif dem.
Donut kno diffrins between tekillyas. Surpryze me.
If U had telled sum uf us whar U wuz hided awn Ur baycashun, sumwun wudda warmded U up.
Nawt gonna tayle, an nebber will.
Iz U an unner cover agent?
Will U has to kill us iffen U tell us?
2_k, dis nawt direkted strate at yoo, but I feel lyk I needs to say dis heer:
Friends, I am really tired of being asked where I went for my vacation, especially when I have said that I don’t want to/can’t/won’t reveal where I went.
For the most part, my life is an open book here. I will answer almost any question openly and honestly, but it seems that one of the few things I want to keep private has been the most asked.
I have had friends ask me to keep a secret for them, and even though I didn’t understand why they wanted the information not revealed, I respected their wishes and kept the secret.
Please respect my wishes to keep certain aspects of my life private.
Thanks.
rhsb
I understand, sorry for bugging you
Plz to forgive
Plz to accept dis margarita as a peece offuring
:holds out an enticing frozen drinkee
Lyk I sed, iz nawt direkted strate at yoo, but I feeled it needed to be said.
{{{2_k}}}
What I WILL say is this:
* I had a great time
* I hung out with some awesome people
* I would love to go back, provided that I am welcome to do so
* For the nawt-sekkund time in a long time, I felt like “me” again, and that felt durn good!
{{{rhsb}}} I iz glad U had funz
U deserbed it aftah deh hellish year an half
U went thru
Fanks.
I hoap dat teh hellish part of lyf iz obur an dun wif.
yeah for happee vacashun rhsb! ai shuld reely mayke tyme for wun!
**klinkee margareeta glasses**
I highlee rekommend goin awn bakayshun!
A purrson kin get reel bad burnowt ifn dem nawt tayk a tyme-owt.
yay, ai iz glad tew heer u hab a grate tyme, dat iz teh imporantet fing!
o mebbe awl teh cheezpeepz hoo wantid tew noe wer u were, iz wuz liek a kitteh hoo kant leev a shinee fing aloan, hab tew keep after it…
…ooh dots…
Yu gno kittehs an cyuriositee…
Aifink awlso teh fakt dat teh “Ai nawt gonna tell” stuff wuz in lolspeak halped it to come across as a moar playful “nawt gonna tell” than a serious “not going to tell.” Nao dat it wuz sed in standard English, ai unnerstands dat u rillee meenz it & ur nawt jus playin wiff us abowt it.
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Ai iz sry fur hazzin asked. Nao dat ai noez ur srs, ai pwomis nawt to ask agin. *offurs rhsb sum chips & salsa to go wif hur margarita*
Deer rhsb. Pleeze furgib mee fur saying this – but – ai think it iz nawt kiwte fasire ov yoo to say this – an maek sum peopl apologize.
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Fur daze an daze an daze an dace yoo spoke ov nuthing but going awn vacashun. So ov corse peeple mite hav wanted to know where yoo were going.
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An yoo cudda sed enething – yoo were going to visit frenz in Palm Spriings oar sumthing. It wud haz bin just a leetle nawt kwite the trooth – unless, ov corse, that iz waht yoo reelee did.
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But these ar peeple hoo fur munths and munths nai haz cuddled yoo under the bed when yoo were feelin bad, an lissened to yoo when yoo were sad, an hoo traied to giv yoo teh gud advise.
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ai realize taht yoo think yur vacashun playce shud bee teh private – an that’s OK. But after tawking about nuthing but fur so long, it duzznt seem rite taht yoo shud bee annoyed wehn peepl ar teh curious.
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An yoo shudn’t maek peepl feel bad wehn moastlee they were just eezing yoo.
Janet – Fanks foar ur thots.
I nawt meen to make peeps apololgyze foar askin me. I unnerstan dere curyositee an wud be curyos myself ifn teh shoos wuz on teh uthur foot.
I also appresheayte eberywuns lub an support fru awl teh stuffs I has been thro an donut meen to seem lyk I’m smakin eberywun inna fayse. Ifn dat wut it seems I’m doin, den I apololgyze.
Yesh, I am seryus abowt keepin ware I went a sekrit. Az it iz, 2 menny peeplol IRL kno, an sinse I kno peeplols who reed heer, I donut wanna let teh kitteh outta teh bag enny moar den iz alreddy dun.
Mebbe I reveel 2 mutch heer an shud lern to keep my mouf shut moar offin? I donut kno.
Fanks foar bringin up a gud poynt, an I aplologyze to eenywun whose felines I may has hurt.
dere rhsb,
yoo has teh lukky, yoo know. A noo auto, a baykashun, a jorb, I gess, 2. dere’s sum volks hoo hass teh pleh an konstant payne an two sicc 2 werk. Ebberywon has teh problims.
kitkay
Burfday fairee bringed a margarita caek awn teh last thred, aifinkso… her sed tu haz designaytid dryvur.
Mmmm….dat sownz innerestin.
U ebber eet margajarita flavurd Jelly Bellys? I eetid sum at werk wunse an felt giltee.
Ai, um, nawt hyooj margajarita fan… oar ennyfing else wif alkyhol, essept sweet whyte whyne. so, no, nebber has. But aifinkso nawt need tu feel giltee ober taht.
Unless yu waring lots uv shinee gold clovings at teh tiem, taht iz.
Hmmm….donut finkso I gots enny shiny clothes.
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Dere iz dat wun shurt dat has abowt 20 beeds awn it. I call it my seckshee shurt, cuz it draws attenshun 2 teh twinz.
hoo hadda birfday?
myne wuz dis month, 2! knot want mar. caek, though: icanhascheezcaek?
Mebbe nightshayde can has sum uv teh whyte chokklit cheezcaek bars left her made te uvver day?
(aifinkso waz nightshayde… mai brayn waz haff on studying so ai cud be misremememembering)
It wuz me! Wite choklit peanut buddur cheezcaek bars, to be exact — an yesh — we still haz sum.
*puts teh cheezecaek bars owt fur awl who wants to nom dem*
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Caerful tho — dey iz rich. U mite want to start wif a small piece.
I see bear butt!
luks pretty fuzzee tew me
Panda looks lyke hymns looking 4 hymns tale!
yer rite, kitkay! Mai Shadow girl luks lyke this whyle chaysing her tayle!
*gigglol*
Stawp lukin at meh buttz.
Kyootness & floof — u haz dem azwell!
yesh, R-nt pandas just the kee-outs kitters?
Tehy mayke mii smyle to look at dem!
Witch caym nawt-sekkund? Teh kyootness oar teh floof?
Mt McKinley?
Ai can *erkf* reech it *stretch*
almost *oof* there…
Caerful — donut pull ennyfing.
Lyk this big red levr taht haz a sine saying “whateber yu du, du nawt pull tihs, fur teh luv uv CC!!!!!”???
oooh, can i pull teh lever, can I? huh? huh?
*hop hop hop*
Onlee if U wantz tu haz a swimmee wif teh plolor bares club. Adn dem haz nawt had noms yet tudai.
butt (tee hee) the cubs are seeeewwww kyoot!
but U has a cute butt
Fanks!
Duz my red pants make it luuk too beeg?
red is a rather unfortunate color for pants
I hadz red shorts that made my butt luk ginormous
not a good luk, seriously
Uh-oh.
I wore my red capris wif my blak an red shirt 2 werk 2day.
Ah well….nobodee I’m tryin to impress dere ennyway.
mebbeh Uz can carry it off bettah than I could
I has a red Tahari suit is berry cute
is a skirt an a jacket tho!
an red is not fire engine red is more subdued
Wat iz Tahari suit?
Lyk I sed, I wared dis to werk. Az long az eberyfing cubbered, I nawt relee wurree abowt it.
Tahari is a nayme of deh designer, dis wuz from his mass market line
w w w.elietahari.com
so wuz not super eggspensive, an I gotted a good bargain
Yay foar teh bargins!
Me: Wutcha doin, liddlol panda?
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Panda: Nuffin – jus hangin arownd.
otay, hang in dare!
Heers sum myoozik foar dat:
w w w. youtube.com/watch?v=uR6U5Bt3zog
Panda sez: ebberyfing is nawt sew blak and wite afterawl!
O.o Iz ennywun still heer? Oar did teh sudden flud uv spam-commints bork teh WP servers? Oar did ebreewun wandur off? (Ai juss wunnering, ai onlee haff heer, am eeting supper an watching teebee… mebbe akshullee wun-fird heer…)
Ai wuz hazzin lunch, but ai iz bak nao.
Ai still at pleh werk, so running in an out…
Well, yesh — ai still at pleh werk azwell… an ai beddur akshullee du sumfin nao. Ai will be poppin in an out.
ai hab tew goe naow, gotz tew teech teh klas.
panda butt=soda on my computer screen…..
Bebbeh Panda Bayr
fyndz t3h awllmoast purrfekkt branch
2 fytez Grabbittee
Awllmoast purrfekky branch
hoaldz Bebbeh Panda wiff eeze.
Canz stayz heer awyle
Bebbeh Panda shoodz
stikkz wiff Bammboo Treez. Canz clymez
andz Nomz atz saym tyme!
Jack.
Dat panda can has a bad altitood…
Say what?? Panda butt!!
LOL!!
Now do you see why we’re on the top of the evolutionary chain?
Panda fail.
Salvador Dali originally wuz gonna paint some surreal pandas but dey kept movin so he painted clox insted.
It looks like a teddy on a tree. You know like it has been thrown on to it. But these sort of pic’s on lol cats are really cool. Because I don’t like the language not because they swear because they don’t swear It’s because they put like Oh Greez…. ai splained it elebinty times…
I really don’t like it.
It has no bum
kyutest. snafoo. EVAR!