oh geez….
oh geez…. ai splained it elebinty times…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: OHgrammyIO
« Previous Classics: now with favorite buttons! | Video: Kitteh Vs. Potato Next »
» 138 Comments
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
-
Who be Talkin'
Kitteh_Kat_Celia on OH OH OH nativeca66 on I wonder how long LunaKitteh on I miss yur old pj perry on I wonder how long momchan on I wonder how long nativeca66 on I wonder how long 5 eagles on I miss yur old pj perry on I wonder how long 5 eagles on I miss yur old momchan on I wonder how long pj perry on I wonder how long pj perry on I wonder how long pj perry on I wonder how long nativeca66 on I wonder how long momchan on I wonder how long 
Cheezburger Network Blog
stoopy suprerviser
makes you wanna heddesk, adn not inna good way. sry kitteh
…if onlee kittehz rool’d da whirrled… we can has
Albacore toonaz at ebry meel
Bergamot flavrd tee for Erl Grey fanz
Cherries whenebber we want ‘em
D…
Dozin off atwerk wud be teh ok
Elebenty kinds uv sooshi free fur lunch wenebber desired
Free ‘nip fur awl
G…
Ginormaus Pay raisins to buy gusshiee fuds
Happy foreber hoems for all kittehs
I can haz cheezburger? yesh, ob course, kitteh
J…
Junyur mintz
Keilbasa
Lemming murringay pi
M…..
Moar cheezburgerz
Nuvver cheezburger awn tawp uv dat
Olliv oyl wif mai bredz at Makerownee Grill (*nomnomnom*)
P…
Peepl hoo luv us
Qweschuns awl ansered
Roads awl leeding to Rome
S. . .
Saeftee & sekyuritee fur awl kittehs (an ebbreewun else)
Toona, toona, and moar toona
Unkundishunul luv fur pplz wif an wiffowt teh furs/fins/fevvurs
V…
Verry minnee frenz
Warm playsiz
X…..
Xtra fudgee choklit caek
Yes!!!!
Zabaglione!!!!
oooo, whut a wunnerful list of wunnerfulness yoo awl has mayde!Gud fuds, warm places, minne frenz! Want! (oh, an fank-you fore teh chok,P-nut cheezkake barz, NS! I nommed them slowly and enjoyed dem muchly!)
I nebber hered ob zabaglione, but my (half-Italiano) hubby made sum last munth. RIch!
YUM!!!!
R U shur dat isnt U tryin tu splain fings?
yesh, looks like me ’splainink fings. cept da kitteh’s cuter.
Imp ossiblol!!
Imp aussie bowl?
Iz dat uh teh new Forster Fairy Futbawl championship?
:snerk:
Kitteh prolly can haz mai jawb bak win I wuz dewin pooter sport…
STOREE UV MAI LIEF AT WERK!!
lol! ai felt lyke dis after meetink wif stuppy peeps todai!
Hai!!
ai feelz lyke dis whennebber ai hassa hed-ake
(or udder aches, 2!)
(stoopy looppy,
GO-WAAA)
Yeh. An naow ai haz tu splane it elebenty-WAN thymez. Mayks mii wanna “MEH”.
{{{sweetpea}}}
…
Hazzit gotted beddur nao dat hur soopeeriyur tayked ur side?
…
Oh — an concatshoelaces on ur solo nawt sekkund!! *happitayl dans dans dans fur sweetpea* Wut mannur uv sillybrayshuns duz u want?
oh, fangs, nightshayde. iz going Muchlee betterererer. i should kwit kveching, no? adn tahnk CC dat i hazza job which iz fun, actually.
oopsiee, i fergotte’d to say wot i can wants fur sillybrations. wot goes wif da daffodowndilleez danzing in my yard? i got LOTS adn LOTS!
Aifink a tea wif kyookumbur sammiches & scones & stomberriez wif clotted creem wud be teh appropriate.
ooooh yeshyeshyesh. should i go puton my ohai tee a tire?
Oh yesh, yesh YESH! Az lawng az ai kin wear a fancee frillee hat.
*appeers in fancee frillee hat an whyte glubs*
Tee?
Ohai!!
Shall ai pore?
*gluggleglug splish*
Hmmmmmm – duz enething smell better tahn teh Url Grey Tee? So fresh an hawt?
*sips sum tee (wif pinkee in teh ayr)*
*noms a kookumber sammich*
Dis iz so much niecer den werking.
…
*skampurrs off to put hur noez bak to teh grindstoen*
*scampurrs aftur NS tu applai loshun librallee tu noez tu prebent chayfing*
{{{{{PK}}}}}
Oooh, ai misst a fing! Yu haz stoopyvizur’s sooperyur awn yur side? Awsumniss!!!
ohmai, lemme tell you! da stoopy visor sent me foar revaluashuns to The Supervisor, adn ’twas wonderfuls. i pass’d wif “flyink colours” (her werds) adn foar now, i dozen hafto meet wif stoopyvisor. 0 course, i coulda won da battul adn lost da war win it comes tiem for noo assinmints, but will cross dat brdge win i get dere.
oh, adn i fergotted, good luk wif da stoopy grumming purson.
Fanks.
Ai trai tu keep her in purrspektive.
Mebbe her tu stoopy tu eben rekognyze propur grammar n spelling n fings when tehy in frunt uv her.
Woohoo! *dansdansdans* Fur teh mommint, iz awl gud, tho! Ai haz a happehtayl fur yu, Nobuddy needs taht kind uv stoopyniss in tehir lifes!
onlee fing ai hates worstee is stooperviser taht feels yoo donut unnerstan an needs tew explain elebentee moar times whin yoo gawt it teh frust taim.
stoopy hoomin
BTW, NS… yu haz an emeow… ai finlee catching up!
*clappitee clappitee floofee paws*
*skampurrs off to luuk*
Back nao.
{{{{{Prysma-kitteh & Seanya}}}}}
Ai wish we did nawt liv sew far apart — it wud be teh fun to haz drinkees & noms togevver & chat abowt stoopy closed-minded pplz.
Ai gno! Fizzikul distanse iz pleh!
We need tu creeate teh Republic uv Cheezland sumwhair. LOL
*scampurrs awf tu luk*
Heh — ai hazzint emayoed bak yet. Ai haz a LAWT uv werks to do. *sigh*
Oops, got tuu enfusiastic.
Plz tu du wurks, an rite bakk when haz tiem! {{{NS}}}
Ai will eever emayo u late tonite or tomorrow mornin wen ai gets to werk. Itz nao tiem to going hoam to watch Survivor.
Haz a gud nyte!!! {{{{{NS}}}}}
Ai be heer, wheneber yu get tiem!
::Headpaw::
ai finked teh kitteh luuked liek him wuz prayin…
“naow ai lay mii down tew sleep….”
“I prai CC mai solez 2 keap…”
Ohai, Aahz! Lawng tiem, no see!!! Hao u iz?
Ohai, NS!! Yeh, lawng tym liek b4 — I can haz uh bizzee… I shood b hoam naow, but I hadz 2 werkz layt … (agin…)
an if mai hooman go awai b4 ai wayk
ai prai anudder hooman mai breekfast tew mayk
>snerk<
Just explain once moar!
Having nothing to do with the lol … I watched the “Britain’s Got Talent” segment with Susan Boyle & got goosebumps from listening to her sing. Now I’m listening to the original London recording of Les Misérables & getting goosebumps from listening to Patti LuPone singing the same song (“I Dreamed a Dream”). The whole score for the show is just amazing — one of my favorite shows.
…
*grin*
…
Nao bak to ur regularly skedjuled lols.
I finso Susan Boyle haz deh voyce uv Win adn Awsum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*tiny tendrils nods* les miserables is a wunnerful fing. ’twas my nawt sekkind broad wya shoo i seen on “Broadway” adn i wuz mezmerized moar dan i coulda thotted pawsibul.
Ai duzzint noe hao menny tiemz ai haz seen it — but a kuppul parts still maeks me cry ebree singul tiem. Ai haz teh sowndtrak pretty muchlee memorized (an hav had it fur yeerzandyeerzandyeerz). Ai singed “On My Own” in a choir exhibishun show in teh layte 90s. *sigh* Ai miss singing… but lief is jus so bizzee nao dat ai duzzint haz teh tiem or teh enerjee to find a choir let alone go to week-week-weekly rehearsals.
Oh! “On mai own” maeks me crai EBREETAIM!!! An “Emptee chayrez at Emptee Tabuls.”
.
Ai saw it in London 3 munths after it opened – an ai thot it wuz just teh moast wunderful thing ai had ebber seen! An fur munths after, ebreetaim yoo cawled somewun hoo had seen it, yoo awlwaiz cud heer it playing in teh bakground.
.
Ai just cudn’t heer it enuf!
Ai told Momcat abowt an hour ago dat ai wuz lissnin — she sed she remembers me hazzin on teh stereo wen we wuz moovin me into wun uv mah collij apartments bak in 1988 or so.
…
We seed it in Lundun in 1990 & we haz seen it on Broadway & in Lost Anjelus a bunch uv tiems.
…
Ai lubs myoozikul theater.
“A Little Fall of Rain” gets me ebbree tiem, too.
…
Ai iz nawt relijus at all — but ai jus luvs teh lien, “To love another person is to see the face of God.”
Ai ar nawt either – but taht DUz meen sumthing. Teh awl enveloping feeling – teh inexplikabul sumthing unifying wif teh universe. . .
I’ve never seen les miserables, but out of all the musicals I’ve seen, the only thing that almost made me cry was ’shadowland’ in the lion king. of course I’ve had the CD for years, but seeing the show and hearing that song sung live was so powerful. it really gets the emotions of the characters across. Best birthday present ever.
Teh Les Mis CD ended, so nao aiz lissenin to Phantom.
…
I just got some new Bose headphones a few week-week-weeks ago (not the noise-cancelling ones – just some nice comfy ear-surrounding yet lightweight headphones to use at work). When the organ in Phantom’s overture started playing, it just about knocked me off the chair. WOW — these headphones are awesome (but now turned down so I don’t deafen myself).
AGREED! She’s the next Paul Potts! FYI, Mr. Potts’ SECOND CD is due to be released in May. It’s already in my Amazon.com Wish List.
BTW…this is not ENTIRELY off-topic: Dear Miss Boyle’s roommate is a KITTEH!
I sorry about the vase, and the puppy, and the rug… and the fud, and the plant, and the furnichur… and the sweater, and the blankey, and the cookeys…
but really, in the grand scheme of things, how important is it that things be in order for you to sell the house? I mean, look at the
BIG picture- kitteh happy- all well with the whirled.
Hewminz duz nawt Grawk
‘Feelineez’ atz awll. Dis maykz
Kitteh habz a sadz
Kitteh tryz awll t3h
tyme, butz awll dat cumz owt amz
berreh lowdz ‘Mee~Ow’z
Kitteh knoez wutz itz
lyke 2 beez ‘Missus Murfee’
inz Reeta Braown buukz
Jack.
Jack… yu ROK!!!
Grok… *gigglol* Heinlein FTW!
An ai lubs Mrs Murphy.
An ai lubs tehm both an Jack Deth too!!
she may be good, but wood yoo rlly lyke to have hurr follow yoo awl teh dazes of you’re lykfe?
dats b-koz Sneekie Pi rote deez buuks, enn shii noz wuts its lyke tuu. Ha!!
Teh kitteh in dis lol luuks alot lyk a kitteh wun of my frenz had.
Him wuz nawt smart kitteh – I called him Forrest Gump of Kitteh Whirled. Him wuz bully to Josie, butt hur owtsmartid him an beet him up! Wuz funneh to watch.
Pssst, uniquekitty: teh fostur coordinaytur at teh hyoomayn sosietee still awf wif tummy pleh, so ai still nawt haz Eva’s sheltur nombur. But ai keep trying!!!
.
Ai finking uv gibbing tihs kitteh-caryur tu Eva-bebbeh fureber. When her haz it abailabul, her scampurrs intu it when her nerbus, oar tu sleeping inna kwiet spot, an tehn comes owt tu play an cuddlol. Aifinkso tu her it be her hoam, an it myte be a helfy fing fur her to haz it. Ai needs tu luk into hao much it will costing fur anuvver tu-kitteh-syzed caryur, tho. *pondurs*
ohai PK! wii kan get yu a noo 2-kitteh caryer! iz prolly a gud fing fer her tew hab sumfing familyar wen her comes tew her noo fureber hoem. iz tew bad teh fostur coordinaytur haz teh tummy pleh, ai had dat a kupplol weeks ago and wuz teh syck fer 6 dais!
oh, and b4 ai fergit – ai hazza jellus that yu b meetin PoC and KD!!! ai lieks PoC – ai hazza hope that her kuld come tew teh Joon cheezmeet!
*giglol* Mebbe if we nawt skare tehm tu badlee nekst week, tehn tehy can coming bakk in Joon.
well, den PLEEZ don skare dem!!! pleezpleezpleez
We will trai owr best!!! Ai promiss!!!
I hazza a hopefuls tew!!! It wud taek an awlful lawts tew skeer meh awai frum a Cheezmeet!!!!!
sew yu gunna trai tew come tew Joon cheezmeet???!!!!
*pondurs whair elebentee peeps are gunna sleep*
Iz gunna be funfunfunfun!!!
kampowt in bakyard liek fer olympik cheezmeet at Annipuss’
Wud be gud praktiss!
William adn Katherine lubs their carryer BEEG tyem! It r tehir cave. Tehy feels sayfe in tehere! I puts tehm to bed ebery nite in it. Tehy ask tew bee put tew bed in it. Tehy runs and hides init if the werld beekomes skeery liek ehin teh stoopy fyre allurms go off. Synce tehy lubs teh carryer, it maeks it easpeesy to taek tehm tew Dr. Tinycat adn it r awt sew stressfuls fur tehm tew go ina kar. It r gud fing tew put kitteh tew beddies ina carryer, espeshully ifn tehy r going tew a noo playce fur anny reeson.
*nodnod* Loki lubs his singul-kitteh-syze caryur. Him goez in it when him wants tu be left aloan, an ai haz eben seend him hook a claw inna door an pull it clozed when teh yunger kittehs be bugging him.
Trick an Angel lyk going inna bigger wun, tho they nawt haz saem attachmint tu it. If we taek tehm playces tugevver, tehy feel sayfer.
.
UK, mebbe haf-n-haf on gnu wun, but tihs wun, it be in preddy gud shaep but nawt gnu. Yu needs munnies fur uvver fings fur Eva-bebbeh, ennyway!
O mai CC!!! I just lukkinged at deh Eva dopshun fund adn it b up tu ..
.
R u reddy fur dis??
.
U shur?
.
.
.
.
It b saying $310!
.
I finso, Eva b deh bestest lubbed kitty-babeh ever!!!
*faynts*
I b so prowd tu b a Cheezpeep!! Cheezpeepz r deh bestest peepz ebber!!!
Anom!
*wunder if wii b gud enuff fer such a well-lubbed bebehkitteh*
*runz in wif smelling saltz*
*halpz UK up ontu deh cowch.
.
I shur u will b fine. Ennee boi dat b willing tu giving up himz LEGOz fur a kitty, iz berry speshul. Most boiz wud giv up an arm fur deh LEGOz!!!
*bisualyzes plasticat making Eva howsiz an mayzis an fings owt uv LEGOz*
*bisualizes Eva trying tew fiin wai thruu mayz*
AI gibbed a munny or two (or free…) to the Help Eva Adoptify PlastiCat fun, tooooooo. Any boi whu’d gib up himz Legoz to hab munnies fur kitteh ‘doptifyin’ be a wurvy cause….
fankies KJ!!!
Will yu an plasticat luv her an du yur best tu maek her happeh fureber?
Aifinkso yu will.
An aifinkso iz awl ennywun wants fur her.
.
An sum pics an updates, uv corse!
PK, teh beginnin uf dis kommint sownded liek marrij vows! *snerk*
LOL A commitmint be a commitmint, aifinkso!
“du yew, Plasticat, tayk dis bebehkitteh, Eva, and pwomiss tew lub her and snorgle her fureber and eber?”
yesh!
Yoo iz teh lucky!!!!
Ai noez! Ai kan’t wayte tuu bii ablol tuu pikkink up Eva nda snorgle hur!
*giglol* So ai can assoom yu will nawt be leebing her heer until teh Joon Cheezmeet an taeking her hoam then, huh?
nawt a chans! Az suun az shii bii old enuff Ai’m teleportin up tuu get hur!
Eva haz had bedtiem noms, Loki haz had bedtiem noms, Seanya haz had bedtiem meds, iz tiem fur me tu be off tu bed nao. Haz a day uv howsecleening fur PoC an KD’s bisit, an colol.ony doody (heehee, ai sed doody) fur a nowr tomorro, an furver lessuns fur Eva in lidder boksis (her getting teh hang uv kruncheefuds!) an studyings fur tests awn Mundayn an Toosday… lots tu du! Inclooding tiem heer, uv coarse!
Lub awl yu guis! Schmoos!!!!!
I just updatified teh Eva Adoption page wif today’s total. Is not for me to say, of coarse, but there might just be enuff moneys to get a new carrier for u.
Hoomans r beri stoopy! Tehy mus bee tole fifty-six elebenty million tyems! Sum tymes u haz tew wonner ifn it r worf it tew comoonikate anyfing tew tehm!!!
…there iz NO “any” key. Dat jes means yew hit any key yew want tew hitting.
Anudder eye dee ten tee error.
PEBCAK!
Iz prawbuhblee dat loose nut behind teh keyboard
Nope – itz teh loose nut in frunt uv teh keeboard. *gigglol*
Arownd heer, when mai Trick haz a hyper, iz teh loose nut running at warp elebentee repeetidly across teh keeboard.
Sumfing screwy iz goin’ awn here.
*Bolts foar teh doar*
Uh-oh, i just bolted deh door shut.
*runs hed nawt sekkund intew bolted doar and konks forehed*
*fawls bakwurd and duz half gaynor b’fore hitting floar*
.
*Judjez award 10.0, 10.0 & 10.0*
NAILED IT!
… an frum teh Soviet judj, a 2.4
*Clappity clap clap*
Ai saw dat.
Mi too.
OMG!!! That’s my kitty Muenster!!! hahaha he FAMOUS NAO!!!!
Conga rats! Him be beautimus kitteh!!!!!
Maebee u shud have asplaened it a milyuntee tiems…
Elbenty milyuntee!!
Gud thing we duznt has to yooz Romn nyoomrls…
Sure it wasnt twelvity five time?
Sounds like ma hockey coach lols >_<
I know the feeling but I never looked that cute being exasperated.
omg. a lolcat that explains my day in a nutshell. Yay!
kitteh canawt deel wif stoopid hoomins
holy crap that looks like my cat
that kitty looks just like my own!