ARMY OF DARKNESS cuter than expected, actually
sumtiemz teh cyootest r teh most ebilest.
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think it’ll werk?
It’ll take a miracle.
think itll woik?
itd take ac miracle….
*both wayving*
g’bye….
[looking ever so much like Valeriee dis moaning]
*waves*
” im not a witch im your wife”
But after what you just said, I’m not sure If I’m gonna be that anymore!!!
Princess Bride ref FTW!
Think it’ll work?
This makes me happy to see that awesomeness can spawn anywhere, from seemingly unrelated material.
con cat mew lay shuns, maus! you can haz time foar silly BWAYN shuns?
[i wood be werking but my Tricorder be on lok doon. sigh
*drums fingers on tabul wundering why 'twon't take my fingerprint*]
b’cuz u muss offer it wiff an nadatude of reverence and wif a willing hart….
a natatude 0 reverence to offer da Tricorder?…do not haz. splaynes a lot…
*giglols uncontrolablee* ai tried tu keeping a str8 fayse*snurk*
but it were jess sew hrd…..BAHAHAHAAAAAA……
im sry, sumtymes ai find myseff amusing…..
LOL!!! That’s OK! Sumtaimea ai craks mice elf up, too!!
yew kwak me up, 2. fangs.
*goez tu get dukkee taype tu fiks teh kwaks*
I has sum thyme. Watcha wanna do?
*ponders*
You got any money?
*getz sum popcorm. Sitz down to wach*
ai haz a garden hose, a roll uv duk tayp, and sum gloo….oh teh fun we cood haz….
jinx, dame janet!!! hau r u?
Ai ar nao awl fine – except fur mai stoopee fingur. Ai’m werkin awn it.
An tell sum ov mai advenchoors – laik – LOL!! Getting chased around a tablol bai George Jessel!!
An werking awn mai “speech” fur mai twip to Heidelberg neggst week. Ai’m awn teh program (4 purrrformances) fur teh 50th Annie Versaree ov teh Roadside Theatre there. It iz teh furst playce tath ai werked wehn ai started werking fur teh Armee in jermanee.
.
Ai am sposed to tell waht iz wuz laik in teh “Olden Daiz.”
Hao ar yoo??? WUN ov us hazn’t bin heer fur a wile – cuz it’s reelee nice
to see yur shining self again!
well, heerz hoaping ur purfoarmints goze well…..
oh ur sew sweet….ai haz a toofake nau frum ur sweet…
Iniglol Montoya: Elebentee-five.
Miraclol Max: I’ve never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.
Unfortunately, no. But I have sum shwimps…
*earz prick up*
Shwimps!!
nomnomnomnom. [taeks bref]nomnomnomnom
oh noooeees! [luks at watch]
gotta go kthnxbai
Epic
sons of basement cat
and daughters?
haow can ennifing so cyoot be ebil?
Q.E.D.
D. V.
UPS?
AT&T?
S.P.Q.R.
XVIII
LBJ IRT
TTFN
NHL BBC
DNA
BUA(nebbermind, iz fing frum vet checkups)WKRP
OCDCDOCVG
…in Cincinatti
well, bettah keep doze lil pawz ockupie’d construktiflee- idul pawz being d’Ebil’z werkshop adn all… otterwize dey be:
Ackosting da goggiee
Bean mischifus
Courting dis asterz
D…
Destroying stuff
Examining everything
Frantically pawing things
G…
Destroying awl yur stufft fur nitcher
Eegrrrrrlee ciiming ebreething in site
Flinging fur peeces ebreewhaer
G. . .
Gnawing yor toezes
Harranging teh poastman
Initiating Eebil actibities
J..
Jumpn on ur hed in the moarning
Ignoarin u
killn kewt littl aminals frum teh garden
L…
Jumping awn ur tummee
Kareening arawnd kornurs
Launching Sir Prize attacks
M…
Munching teh plantz
Noming teh lectric cordz
Overturning teh garbage canz
P…
Playing among de eggspensive china
Quartering de toy mices
Roaming for rodints
Sulking for moar gushifuds
T…
Peeing in yur shuze
Quivvering wiv antisipayshun at teh sound ob teh can opner
Rioting wen gushifud is nawt forfcumming
S..
Skrachin teh sofa
Taerin teh noozpapur
Upsettin teh plantpots
V…
violating eberyfing
Wayling on deh taterz (see prevee us lol)
Xterminating deh mausez
Yowling awl nite long so u kant sleeping
Zeroing in on deh sownd uv deh can opuner
i ,for one, welclolm our new fuzzy overlords…
Littlol blak fuzzy overlords wif brite red aiez?? Hooooo noooo????
wait, deez be 3 kitteh’s 0 da apoklelipsis…? oh nooooooooooes! dat meens 0ne haz been releas’d!!!!
da furst kitteh must have ben da plaaygue of Splort, cuz i profesigh dere’s gonna bee lotsa doze berry berry suun…
Be there a profit in yur proffy sighing??
nooooooooes, i dew it fur free. but i acksept shwimps az gifts[hint, hint] if you want a real truthy profesee.
*ponders*
adn if you taek me to Greece, i can be a Pithia adn give you maaaaaaaaahveluss Orakular advice on yer battlol planz.
*offers plyatez an playtez ov diffrent kinds ov shwimps*
*cheks out theater shed yule*
OK!!! Ai hav teh tikkits fur “Grease”
Nao waht???
*holdz inbisibul mikrofoam*
*skwinches up eyes adn crooooonz:*
hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted [lil sob] to you,
hopelessly devoted to yoooooooooooooooou
“My son, you are invincible!
Alexander the Great went to Delphi to talk to the Oracle there to haer her prophesy his future. She resisted him, saying the god was not with her and hewould have to wait. Impatient, He dragged her to her cave, demanding she speak NOW. As he pulled her after him, she wailed, “My son! You are invincible!” He shoved her aside, growled “That’s all I need to know” and left.
Miracle Max: You rush a miracle [w0]man, you get rotten miracles.
Spawn of Basement Cat, bent on human Domination-or Nomination if it lunch times…
Ifinso, u miskowntifyed, dere swee’pea!! I see 4 furry demonz!! wun b hiding in deh shadowz.
Yoo know – ai think yoo mite be rite!! Ai wish ai noo hao to chanj teh briteness ov mai skreen. But – after tilting teh skreen awl around, ai think ai mite see a difference in teh kwalitee ov teh blak. an it iz kitteh shayped.
They can overrun me anytime!
Teeny tiny black kitty babies
*SPLORT*
Whoops…
*sweep up Jenn’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Tank you Annipuss… I’ll just rest over here a while…
Snorgle juggle. Has nise alleterashun, ackually. Purhaps a difficult execushun, tho.
Braaaaaayyyyyynnnzz….
oh good U awake now
we can has cookies?
or else we will eat Ur soul
Army of Darkness, part 2: Out for Milk!
SPLORT!!!!
*sweep up Leeza’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib goggle
Gud sayve ,Annipuss
whew! fanks anni!!
*cuddles up in blankie*
*leaves litlol bakset chok full 0 nutz fr da skwirrlgrrl wif a tiny lil eerwurm*
♪found a peanut found a peanut found a peeeeeeeeeeeeeanut just now…
LOL!!!! Ar yoo shur yoo aren’t wun ov these littlol blak kittehs yurself???
u kudda gone awl day wifowt duing dat!!!
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*runz away screeming.
AAARRRGGGHHHH!!! I haz P nutz in mine eerz!!!!!!
“my mommy says not to put beeeeens in my ears, beeeeens in my ears…
*ponders*
we always heard, q-tips….
Go wif joi in yur hart!! Stoopee stoopee viizor – wif no moar power!! He heeee!!
Now that’s creepy!
Mew! Mew!…
Y aren’t u scaired?
Coz mai brayns r awl ober teh floor an iz hard tu be scaired wif no brayns left?
Ai keep being of tawpic tuday:
Pet airways…
Psst… iz a nekstra ” at teh end uv teh link addy… peeps need tu deleet it in address bar befoar linkee wurks..
Awsum!!!!
sorry…
must be the friday-brayn da kikked in…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8004122.stm
Pet airways…
That iz kwite kewl!!!
Wil haf tu tel mai sistur, who breeds wif kittehs.
oh, Nennepus, u noez dat critterz is never “off tawpic” here! {{{Nennepus}}}
I wud like tu thanking awl deh peepz hoo haz so generouzly gibben a munnee oar 2 tu deh Eva adoptificayshun fund. It now b ober $300!! Dis showz dat tugezzer wii kan halpify peepz and kittehz.
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Deze munniez will b uzinged tu defray deh costs of deh doptificashun. The adoption fee is about $125, and the $50 spay certificate that would come with the adoption will not be valid where Plasticat lives. The total needed for adoption, vet exam, and spay will likely be $225-$300 USD. Plasticat and his mommeh, Uniquekitty, live only a couple hours from Kingston, Ontario, Canada. They haven’t made definite plans yet, but they will likely drive up to pick Eva up, so there will be some travel expenses as well. If there is a surplus of funds, Plasticat and Uniquekitty will apply them either to Eva’s future vet and food bills and/or as a donation to the Kingston Humane Society. So if u still wanting tu donate, b assured dat awl teh munneez will go tu a gud kawse!!
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And I awlso wanting tu thank LCB fur arrangifying deh munnee kollecshunz. Adn a big thankz tu PrysmaKitteh fur saving Eva and showing hur tu deh whirrld.
Ober $300?!?
Dat………..waz…………fast………….. Fang q cheezpeeps!
We all lubs u and Eva and want to take part in this wundermous international adoption transaction.
There is even moar moneys still waiting to be counted so I think u will has enuff for teh dopshun, teh vet visit, teh spay, teh replacement carrier for PK, teh
bribesfees for teh Immigration peeps and so forth.Cheezpeeps be teh most luving, genrus, amayzing peeps in alla whirrld,
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Darn fingamajigger eetid meh kommint………
Ur linly no werk?
Linky, oops
Ai wish ai had a camra in reech! LOL
Ai sitting on bed wif legs loosely crosst tu make a circle, an a furoshus small bebbeh iz inna middlol. AiI haz wun nee raized so her can get innanowt wifout going ober me (altho her can!!!).
Iz a brown papur lunch bag (ai bai tehm fur cleening kitteh litters) awn teh bed beside me, bowt a fut away, an ai rattling it a ll wif wun fingur.
Teh furoshus bebbeh be charjing owt uv her den, (her can du abowt a six-inch pownse/charje fing), tehn bownsing strait bakk befoar reeching teh aleeun fing, an jenrallee going cwayzee wif tail strait up an duing teh stiff-legs bownse fing an turning sidewayz so her lukks bigger tu teh aleeun fing an it be SOOOOO funneh!
Her finlee awl wornd owt, goned bakk in her howse fur a lil cruncheefuds an a nap. LOL
*bisualizes dis happinin*
Her iz feerse huntriss! *giglol*
btw, yu nebber gunna get tu sleep in eber agen… her heers alarm, an her nos iz getting-up tiem, an tu her taht meens play-wif-Eva tiem.
(teh uvver fing tihs moarning she’ll haz growd owt uv bai teh tiem her goes tu liv wif yu… ai menshuned in last thred)
Ai sawd dat! Meh feers huntriss sownz liek a rillee fun! Ai kin liev wif Eva playtiem wen teh alarm goz awf!
an just think, u will never has to worry abowt anyfing gettin u wif her arownd to purrteckt u!
ooooooo yeah!
Ai hadda blokk off teh door uv her caryur-howse coz Angel an Trick keep wanning tu eet her bebbeh-kibbuls, so ai impurrvized wif a cupple long scarfs across teh doorway an tied atta bakk (ai taek pics laytur, ryte nao ai getting reddy fur colololonee doody, taeking caer uv mowsis an rattees). Ennyway, teh big kittehs nawt can fit thru, so we can put her bebbeh-kibbul in tehre, plus her haz her OWN playse when wanting kwiet an sleeps..
Eva purrfurs tu climb ober teh top uv teh scarfs an skweez thru an jump daon, insted uv just walking unnerneeth whair iz plentee uv ruum fur her.
Yu an her iz gunna haz berry much fun tugevver, ai shur uv it! Whyle her iz bebbeh, an when her grows up intu big floofeh kitteh, an awl her lyf. {{{{{plasticat}}}}}
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Ai noez mii nda hur iz gonna hab sew mush fun! Hur kina sownz liek owr Tira kitteh onlee funnur!
Nao, if ai can just get her to stop nomming mai hand so ai can go catch teh bus…. LOO Bakk in a cupple owrs!
Sew cyoot…… Bai!
AAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Kyoot Kyoot KYOOT!!!!!!!!!!
Deir iz nufing laik a baybee kitteh, nufing!!!
Oh, teh pikture u drew iz so sweet, dat ai nao hazza sad, coz mai kittehs r nawt wif mii aniimoar adn ai miss dem so mush……
*sigh*
*wipes awai hapi-sad teers*
Ohdeer… {{{{{FluffyB}}}}}
Iz no replaysing kittehs, tehy always leev a hole insyde, but yu can haz gnu kitteh frendz?
Doan worree, ai’mm ok.
Nawt ware ai’m kurintlee libing, dat’s wye wii r lukin fur a new plais ware wii can hab pets. Lukilee mai sistur breeds wif kittehs, so wen teh kitteh-need gets beli bad, den ai jus go adn visit wif hur fur a few owrs, adn dat usualee halps.
Dey r onlee jus kyoot coz dey r stil baybeez………
Izza nown fakt dat awl baybeez r kyoot………
But kyoot r nawt, ai still doan wanna meet dem inna dark allii, oar aniiware inna dark oar light, fur dat mattur………
Cute little evil mews
“Don’t go easy on them, just ’cause they’re cute!!”
Wez in yur Evil Deadz
Steelin yur boomstikz
(In a deep Darth Vader voice)
Welcome to the Dark Side young Siths!
Is newun s’prized?
They will take over teh world with the power of CUTE!
Armee uv Qteness, moar lyke! *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*
Ai hope ebryone noze u shud go an adopt a black kitteh. Rlly!!!! De black kittez are alwayz de least likely to get adopted — iz tru! eben dough dey are the smartestest and lovingest an all, deh peepls r not smart enuf to adop them. Iz so sad! I likez they de bestest alwayz but cannot bring all dem home wiv me — alas! So plz go bring hom som nice black kittehz!!! Can do it fur erf day.
This one actually made me lol irl.
Oh my god, it is The Evil from Sluggy Freelance. They’re real!
is actually a movie. this is better army of darkness
get a dog you freaks!!!
I can haz evil minions?
-splort of darkness-
y r dere eyez redd?
(Skeleton soldier with weird accent):LET’S GET ZEE HELL OUT OF HEAR!
(Skeleton soldier with strange accent accent)LET’S GET ZEE HELL OUT OF HEAR!LOLOLOLOLROFL!
there little mortal combat kittys