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But duz you has a degree?
U duzn’t nead a digree fur cuddulz
Duz Kitteh wuz Mudkipz? I’m Corey and I wuz Mudkipz!
Hired !
are ya AXE-ing me?
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or dat old-spice over dere? *points*
*headdesk*
Mebbe wii shud Ban Dan.
Gud fing hims naem iz nawt Will.
Are you Sure?
*beeg grin*
Can’t say. Itsa secret…
*faycepaw*
*heddesk*
grate, now bof mai hand and mai hed hurt!
Sry. I dinna mean to be a brut…
Sheesh…all of us mennen haz to stick togevver!
Right! Guard the doors to make sure we do…
I’ll use my Arm & hammer dem shut!
Ai’ll keap Mum
An ai’ll keep yur Secret. . .
Well, I’m nawt anti-perspirashun, butt(!!) awl dis punning iz maken meh sweat!! Or wuz dat sweet?!?!?
Butt (!) you needing to speek Soft & Dri ur swetty palms.
:snerk:
U is hired!
Probly also has powerful pointy endz…
all the more to shredd increminating doguments…..er, documents.
Will wurk for da cheezburgers!
Hyred! Wiv PURRkz! Awl teh cheezburgz yu kan eet! Haowz taht?
whoo HOOO!
Butt(!) mai spellunk cud yuse som werk!
Thas wut spellolcheckes is fer, silleh…
Spelling, schmelling. All I axe is that u do not make teh poor color choices. Honest to CC, I sawr a presentation about China that had — are u sitting down? — yellow text on a red background.
Come to think of it, that may have been whut triggered my migraine teh other day.
Wuz it blinkifying?
Not only was it blinkifying, I think it also gived me teh finger!
powerpoint poisoning!
Remember the old Windoze color scheme “Hot Dog Cart”? Pleh!
I rember it and certainly didnot relish it.
it mustard a ben hard on ur iiz.
An tehn it wud bee hard to ktchup awn yur werk.
U hasta picklol ur battlols.
nightshayde speekingz wif much wizdum.
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(don’t bozzer lukking fur deh pun in dat. dere wuzn’t wun. Just much admirashunz fur NS.)
*takez NS bai hand.
Arize mai lady!!
and hep yrsef tu dis yummy chokklit martoonee!!
*sluuuuuuurrrrrrp*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Mmmm – u iz gud at maykin doze, aifinkso!
Ai thot yoo were going fur a wun bun pun there fur a minnit!
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But – since ai ar heer, may ai admire wise niightshyade too?
LOL — fankies, Janet.
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U galz iz gud fur mah mood!
I think you have to be a certain age to remember that. I am a certain age.
youz shud see sum uv teh websytes mai stewdints fynd tew reedeesine. ow mai aiiis!
Does I has to? Because I has a scared.
u shud. dey iz berree berree skeeree… an uuuuggggglllleeeee!
you do not know hoow to speel that is just weird
Bery impoartint kwalificayshuns – speshlee teh last wun.
Yu can starts tuday! Salaree is elebenty cheezburgurs a week plus 365 days a year bakashun as long as you hangs owt and cudduls!!
Ai kin haz dat jawb?
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Well … except gettin sum munniez ravver den so menny cheezburgers.
mii tew!!!! mi tew!!!!
I do beleeb dat u excel wif ur powerpoynts.
ai dunno Romeow! luks lyke kitteh has 10 prittee powerful poynts hidden in thos kyoot white paws!
Nise syuit, too. Ecksellet chose for job inturfyoo – gray pinstripe w white shurt.
Purrfectly pressed.
an teh ty at such uh jawntee anglol!
I typez 45 LOLz a minnut, and has the kewtest stripey paws…
an teh prittiest, cleenest wite mittins! skweeeee!
Butt (!) wut wil seh do on casul Frydai??
Hay! teh commet bokses R behayvin agin – Taht’s gud; Ai diddunt lyk tehm awl skishd to teh syd
an ai can suppli mai own snorgle snorkel fer u tew uze! dere, haow cahn u refuze meh?
yay, teh borkified las thred haz a repayred! corse naow mai commints bowt haow it wuz skwishified luuk kinda sillee!
ur hired!
And stripes. Ai also has teh stripes. I complements any awfice decor.
Duz u gets complements wen u play stripe poker?
or juss pokes?!
Poker?
I hardly kno her.
*snerk*
**resisting urge to make liquor joke**
It’s rite dere, izn’t it?
Indeed!
*Reeches behine NC66′s eer and pulls out a joke*
Nawt teh “Drambooee” joek?!
Pssst … u duzzint noe hur.
however, one can take it as a formal introduction….yes?
Ai dont know wai, but this hole conversashun haz mee reelee laffing -
tho ai’m nawt eben sure ai’m getting awl teh refs. But iz still awfullee funnee!!
Certainly a very interesting “getting to know you” technique.
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*haz collij flashbacks*
*heads to teh NB, smiloling awl teh way*
an ai ar waring this spiffy whyte shurt! Following teh dress code!
Dere’s a secret code?
oennlee fur dresses, parruntly
LOL!!! Up Hair entlee – teh sekret dress code iz – BUNNIEE EERZ
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Just lukkit us awl inna row~
Too bad – wehn we taek tehm off – mai commint heer will maek no scents at awl.
I taked mah eers off a cuple dais ago. Dey show up in Opera buts, for meh, at leest, dey r gone in teh otter browzers.
Yes, I cleered eberyfing, but dey r still heer.
Ai still see ur ears, Romeow (in Internet Exploder – wehr eberyfing takes longer)
ai’m in firefox. An ai dont akshullee know if ai reelee still hav tehm oar not. LCB duz it fur mee. . . .sum day maybee ai’ll lern hao
Ai dont hav eers in safari, but yoo an Ambercat do.
but but but Ai tuk mai eers orf DAIS ago! Has yu eeten yur cukkees?
u has no ears for me, Ambercat, but Janet still duz. Well, u has ears, but nawt bunnie ears.
I seez ur eers, Janet!
Wow, mebee I needz a big bang in Internet Exploder to gets mah eers off? Fur a while, mah gween hat caem bak fur a cuple hours! It’s a mice-tea-ree.
ohai JCH4K … when are you to germany going? ink wiring minds want to noes.
Heidelberg! Arriving in Frankfurt at 11:10 am awn teh 23rd. Yoo still there then???
Kool…I wuz borneded in Heidelberg!!! Don’t member much since I wuz only tehre for a yearyearyear…Wood like ta go back sumdai!
Were yoo perchance borned at teh Army Hospital at Nachrichten Kaserne???
Ai played teh piano & teh organ & teh harpsichord in teh Castlol wen ai wuz a Hello Kitten.
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OMCC – dat trip wuz 29 yeerz ago.
*faynts*
As a matter of fact, YESH!!!
alas, no. ai will be heading home awn teh 21th. too bads.
Seems laik reelee poor planning heer sumwhere!! LOL!! Dane sed ai shudda bin there bai teh 18th – to go to teh TOPPERS – teh annual Award Show! But he dint tell me in taim!
Waht is rong???? Ai cant replai to ene ov these commints!!! Izzit just me?? Onlee Phillipe still haz a “reply plaice.”
Nightshayde – yoo were a “Hello Kitteh???” Cud yoo pleeze explayne taht a bit more?
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An PootyTat – in cayse yoo cudn’t guess – ai used to werk fur teh Armee in Heidelberg!
Ack – ur rite — teh reply buttons iz awl borked.
At leest mah abatar iz. Mebbe itz hard to tell wif mah springtiem finery still on. *gigglol*
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Ai IZ a Hello Kitteh, Janet.
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Ai iz still lissenin to myoozikuls — nao itz teh orijinul Broadway rekording uv “Beauty and the Beast.” If u hazzint heered dis sowndtrak, u iz missin owt, aifinkso. Teh Beast is played by Terrence Mann, who wuz teh orijinul Broadway Rum Tum Tugger in CATS, an teh orijinul Broadway Javert in Les Mis. Seksi voice — heez doin it rite!
You iz hired. Pretteh kitteh.
Can u haz Mac ad-mini-staight-shun skillz too? We has lottsa Leopards and some Tigahs around. Wuld maek u standing ouch from other canny-dates.
and bares, oh mah!
Bares nawt flavor of Mac OS. We gots lottsa penguins howsevar. Mebee u culd be the BOFH’s PFY and him teech u to talking to penguineses.
Yes! Den peeps cud taek an instant disliek to meh, just to save tiem.
lolwut?
…and be-a-U-tiful markings! What a gorgeous kitteh!
dun furgit teh speed cheezburger eetin skillz
did he eated teh moue agan?!
*collapsis awn cowch, panting*
Az a kitteh sed a few days ago… howsewurk be hard wurk! Ai need a brake!
Besydes, Eva wants a snugglol.
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Teh bBC will be heer ennytime inna nekst owr anna haf. Au dunno if we be toadallee insayn, taking nuvver orphling, but ai haz an eksited!
Wot!!! Wot orphling? Haow old? Grrl or boi? Tell us, tell us!!!
Whair yu beend, ennyway, DK? Haz hardlee seend yu!!!!! *hedbonkz* *purrrrRRRrrrrRRRRrrr*
*hedbonkz bak* Terribul caes ob RLS. Ai akshully has to WURK a twurk! Den wehn ai gets home ai collapses onna (fuglee) cowch. Nawt fair, ai tells ya!
But ai ALWAYS check owt Eba’s blog befoar bed!
Wurking at wurk????? What kind uv weerd konsept taht be???
Ai glad yu haz had a fing tu maek yu smyle, tho… coz ai nawt fink yu cud chekk blog wifowt smiling!
Haz misst yu! Ai hope RLS getz bedderer suun!
Ai smylol, ai laffs, ai feel gud! Fanks!
Ai miss awl teh peeps heer, too. Nawt onlee duz ai has to wurk, ai has to keep trak ob mai thyme. Iz teh pleh, ai tells ya!
Yuk. Peeps wurk bedderer wifowt taht stoopiniss. Teh hoppy-tayl ai used tu wurk foar started making peeps trakk tiem, an it just maked ebreewun unhappeh an growchee an wasting tiem keeping trakk!
Teh BBC?! Yu is goink to be awn teevee?!
Ai sed neer bottum iuv last thred: tehy haz a 14-day-owld bebbeh BC boi. Tehy traid sinse Mundayn moarning tu get a foster-momcat tu aksept him, but it just nawt wurking. So tehy sed, “Yu can has nuvver orphling?” An Seanya an ai finked and finked an sed, “Yesh yesh, we can haz nuvver orphling, plzkthx! We nawt lyk it when we haz tiem fur sleepings an purrsunal ohaijeen an silleh fings lyk taht!”
Ai will making him a blog uv hims own!
So tehy droppings him awf in teh nekst owr an a haf oar so.
oh how eggsiting!!
i splorted today at Petco wen i seed dis:
bebbeh kitteh milk
teh liddle fuzzy bebbeh kitteh holding its liddle bebbeh bottle!
an it maded me fink ob yoo an eva.
LOL What a cyootee!
Yoo adn Seanya bees teh bestest, PK. Adn a BC!! Leeza will has a jellus, aifinkso! Eva can teeching him liek a big sister adn will has a playmayte – iz a gud fing all arownd!
Him haz teh sniffuls
so we haz tu keep him away frum teh uvvers fur a cupple-few days til awl bedderer, but if him still seem helfy, tehn prollee we can put him n Eva tugevver tu be frendz, yep!
Kittin nursree, we iz wun! LOL Tehy be lots uv wurk, but wurf ebree minnit — luk what happin wif Eva n plasticat!
Liek ai sedded, yoo bees teh bestest!
Cant wat to see pix ob teh new bebbeh!
Is teh new kitteh there yet?
Is he there yet?
Is he there yet?
Is he, huh?
Naow? Iz he there naow? Huh, huh?
Nawt yet! Ai’ll let yu gno az suun az he be heer, ai promiss!!!!
Haow baowt naow?
Hao bowt nao?
Mebbe nao?
Purrhaps nao?
Naow??
Donut maek mer turn tihs, uh, thred arownd!!!
Shud be less than a nowr nao.
*whiney voice*
But u sed that about a hour AGO!
Iz deh kitteh babeh dere yet?
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Iz he dere now??
.
How bowt now???
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Duz he haz a name??
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Iz he dere now??
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How big he are??
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Iz he dere now??
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Wen kin wii seeing him??
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Iz u shur he’z a boi??
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Iz he blak awl over?
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Iz he dere now??
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Kin wii seeing him now?
LCB, Seanya sez, yu can set up donayshuns fur him tu haz therapee tu deel wif me bringing kittins intu apartmint tu raizing? LOL
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(Him joking, him luv tehm… but him haz lil bit uv ajustmint fing, coz him neber been arown nawt-adult kittehs befoar, an nawt eben adult kittehs til him meeted me!
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Gnu bBC shud be arribing ennyminnitnao!!!!!!
*chekks camra battrees*
*chekks scale battree*
Tell Seanya to take 2 kittehs and lol in teh morning.
*burfday fairy comes in blinking, wundering if the commint bokses luk diffrent or if her needz noo contaks*
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor wishes come troo!
it’s time to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, and lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today!! inklooding Kittynovich!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caek, rich’n'butter yello caek wif fresh berreez an wippy kreem, sparkly frooty party punch, kites!! sinse iz windy in burfday fairy land today!! in many byootiful shapes an colors, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, ittybitty mix’n'match lego racecars wif pull-bak-wind-up motor akshun!! kandeez, an color-it-yorself kitteh stikkers wif bokses ob elebenty-nine crayns in byootiful colors wif bilt-in sharpener!
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Cud we pleez hav a speshul burfday wish fur kitkay?
She had a burfday sumtaim in teh past too weeks, but ai dont think we noo it.
yoo are riet!! i am not seeing her on teh burfday list!! so heer iz also a late but very sinseer HAPPEE BURFDAY to kitkay!!
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if you wants to be sure yoo are on teh burfday list, plz to be my frend!! just klikkie on my blooness!! or if yoo not haz a profile, or not wants to putting yor burfday on yor profile, plz to email me at:
burfdayfairy @ gmail.com
(take owt the spaces before an aftur teh @ )
U duzzint needing teh noo contaks, burfday fairy. Teh bokses iz teh weerd. LCB haz contaktid teh cheezes to tell dem & dey iz puttin teh tech-hyoominz on teh task.
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Happitayl Belayted Birfday, Kitkay!
*offers Kitkay sum cheezecaek*
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*taykes a boks uv elebenty-nine crayns in byootiful colors* Hao did u noe? Ai lubs to kulur!!!
And I eat mice. I saves u company a monies.
Plz to be demonstraytin ur snorglin skills awn me, kitteh.
Maintenant, s’il vous plait!
Applicant kitteh wants to know if ur company does random hug testing.
well played sir
Win
U iz hired!!!
Startz immediately….
Sry kitteh
we needz sumwun wif Microsawft Terd expeeriense
kthxbai
Mr. Kitteh, you r hired – but I has to tell u, yr contract wil stipulate that ur boss (me) is alowed to nom on your ears at will …